If Joanna looked like Beth Ditto this thread would only have five messages posted to it.
― mottdeterre, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Has anyone here interviewed Beth Ditto in the past 6 months?
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link
how many posts would there be if she looked like lady gaga? amy winehouse??
― velko, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Real talk.
― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link
If a harp is strummed in a forest and nobody hears it...
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link
... does a baby unicorn die?
― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link
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― max, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link
just find her preppy/ivy league/entitled steez rly offputting
― epic board man (history mayne), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link
if Beth Ditto looked like Joanna Newsom, The Gossip would be bigger than Jesus right guys
― joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Standing In The Way Of Centaur
i actually thought, then, 'the next post is going to be some kind of pun on standing in the way of control, but with something twee and/or mythical'? and then i hit return?
― thomp, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link
refresh, rather
she isn't really preppy or ivy leaguewest coast hippie/art school maybe
― velko, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link
let me just ask a somewhat loaded question:if joanna newsom was beth ditto instead - but nothing else were different - how would you feel?
― idgi, mon (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link
those songs would sound really, really different
― Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link
I never would have made my "goose being put through a garlic press" analogy ;_;
― Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link
i like mama cass and francoise hardy - how can this be?
― velko, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link
so wait if joanna newsom was in the gossip and sang and beth ditto rode unicorns and dated the cast of SNL, how would i feel? is that the question?
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link
yes
― idgi, mon (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link
i would feel. . . strange
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link
has anyone written about the influence of the Waldorf School on Joanna Newsom's music/lyrics? Cuz it's gotta be huge.
― tylerw, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link
i think beth ditto can sing better than JN, for one thing.
also, i feel sorry for that poor unicorn
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link
i hope we're on the same page here que fwiw
― idgi, mon (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link
I thought she was more of the Statler School
― Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link
what page would that be
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link
5
Come anticipate Kill Bill with me
― idgi, mon (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link
statler school?
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link
I would still find both appalling and listen to neither.
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― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, what does statler school mean? hotel management? seriously though, I think Newsom is deep into Waldorf stuff!
― tylerw, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link
I was wondering something similar -- would I like Newsom's compositions more if they were sung by someone else. At this point I've gotta imagine anything would be an improvement over her voice.
― Mordy, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link
oh jesus, i've been pwned by a muppet joke
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link
a++ kevin
― epic board man (history mayne), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Okay you people who aren't getting the Statler joke are disgusting savages etc.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Hahahahaha keep bringing the lols Joanna Newsom thread!
― you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link
its funny how much her voice turns ppl off
― max, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link
ohhhh i get it. ha.
― tylerw, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link
i listened to one of the new songs yesterday and i could not stop laughing at her voice.
still want to see her on the muppet show, though.
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm just not a big fan of anything that sounds like Joni Mitchell stabbed occasionally by a cattle prod.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link
you guys have no idea how delighted you have made me
― Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Which one would she duet with?
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link
kermit?
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Sweetums would be great.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link
I vote Mahna Mahna.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link
come on, has to be a duet with Fozzie
― Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link
SWEETUMS
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Dude looks like a freak-folk roadie anyway.
AND THEN HE COULD EAT HER WHEN THEY ARE DONE
(had to google sweetums, never knew that thing's name)
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link
And hey, he's got a good public speaking rep!
http://www.grayclouds.net/adam/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/sweetums.jpg
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link