!!!!!!!! ILX METAL ALBUMS of 2009 POLL RESULTS!!!!!! (FINAL RESULTS NOW IN! LISTENING TO THESE ALBUMS WILL MAKE YOU STRONGER FRAIL INTERNET PERSON!)

Do you know the P&J Gay Witch Abortion voter?

#33 , 131 Points , 6 votes

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Agoraphobic Nosebleed - Agorapocalypse

ANb album only has 13 songs - what the hell is that about? Guess that's what happens when you let a girl in the band...

― unperson,

wait, but did you actually listen to the new agoraphobic nosebleed?

I've noticed that they've been writing slower/longer songs on a couple of their recent splits, so I was curious if they'd keep on going that route with the next full album. and that could explain why there's only 13 tracks... maybe?

haven't heard it yet myself, but I'm looking forward to it.

― Alan N,

...and agoraphobic nosebleed has a cute girl on board now. (!?!?)

I wonder if they'll ease up on the casual misogyny?

and my first impressions for the new anb are positive. they took the short songs thing about as far as they could, so I don't mind them stretching things out. it's a bit like what pig destroyer did on their last one; this isn't exactly the new cryptopsy.

― picture me lolin' (Alan N),

The new ANb album is easily my favourite grind album to come out in a while. The songs are really well-written, the lyrics are twisted, the artwork is over the top, and it's exceptionally produced.

― A. Begrand,

i dont think so? i have no idea who it was tho xpost

Jesse Fox Mayshark.

Thanks, EZ. First (and so far, only) thing I missed and somebody else spotted. Album/Artist flip plus significantly different names! Just a little glimpse into why tabulation of human input is hard...

I totally understand why everyone running these things here want cut and paste!

nope, don't know that dude, unless hes one of you all xxpost

Really didn't like that ANb disc at all, not at first nor after trying two or three more times to get into it. And Nile? Fuck Nile. Never liked 'em.

#32 , 131 Points , 7 votes

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Drudkh - Microcosmos

Mordy if you want folk black metal try Drudkh

― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname)

yeah, I was going to recommend them... but they're, uh... pretty racist, right?

― picture me lolin' (Alan N)

but if that's not a problem, then yeah, they're good.

― picture me lolin'

no one actually knows. I heard they recently denied that they were.

― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname),

in any case, dicey territory.

yeah, I mean, I own burzum records, so I can't exactly point fingers.

but I actually haven't listened to drudkh in years. what releases do you rate?

― picture me lolin' (Alan N),

thats why i refuse to buy drudkh stuff alan and i just download it. Normally i avoid anything dodgy like that as you know, but the music is so damn good its worth d/l. Plus im pretty sure they denied being nsbm.
Until its totally cleared up i wont buy their stuff, but you arent giving them any cash if you d/l it at least if they are racist.

― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname),

Drudkh's politics, I'm unaware of, but I have never purchased any Burzum or early Emperor for similar reasons. Safer to download (or at least buy used), than to support that kind of crap.

― Nate Carson,

I'm doing a piece on Janvs, who recently were censored by Terrorizer because their bass player was in some nsbm-related band, despite the fact that Janvs's music is completely apolitical. There are a lot of knee-jerk reactions to black metal going on these days, it's quite interesting.

I own Burzum albums. I'm fully aware that Varg is an ass, but over the last few years I've come to admit that stuff like Filosofem and Hvis Lyset Tar Oss are, musically speaking anyway, works of genius.

― A. Begrand,

Drudkh claims his lyrics aren't political at all, but I'm pretty sure he openly admits to having extremist right-wing, possibly white supremacist views. I guess I'm a hypocrite, but I love the guy's music.

― fwiw (rockapads),

I meant he openly admits to views we would classify as extreme right-wing and, I think, racist - though I don't know this for sure. Poorly worded; sorry for multiple posts.

― fwiw (rockapads),

I think they said it was Ukrainian ultra nationalist views. But it probably all amounts to the same thing.

― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname),

I think Drudkh are pretty well known for having some rather suspect political leanings. They're very cagey about stating them directly, but they're there. It brings up that thorny old dilemma about separating the artist from his politics. I can understand someone being so disgusted with modern society that they would try and make the most ugly, distorted sounds possible. What I don't understand is why that so often leads to a flirtation with Neo-Nazi imagery and ideology. You see a lot of the same dynamic play out in early Industrial music. See Boyd Rice.

― leavethecapital,

As is the proggy new Drudkh album. Things are really starting to pick up, there are tons of killer metal releases this summer.

― A. Begrand,

i need someone smart like adrien to explain to me what the hell drudkh are up to on their new album. ??????????????

― scott seward,

Ha, I was as just as baffled as you. But a few spins had me liking this album a lot...it feels a little like Enslaved at times. At any rate, it's better than Estrangement, but not as great as Blood in Our Wells.

― A. Begrand,

still haven't listened to that drudkh. I heard that there's slap bass on it or something... that can't be true, right??

― ' ( *_*) ERROR HANDLING (^_^ ) (Alan N),

hahah @ the "slap bass" ... yeah there's a single riff/solo thing that may start out with a slap, but it's not an ongoing theme.

― richie aprile (rockapads),
i can't really tell if it's a slap or if the dude just pulled on the strings causing it to hit the frets a little. it's actually one of my favorite little moments on the disc, because i love bass and it doesn't get to shine enough in black metal.

― richie aprile (rockapads),

i think the whole Drudkh racist thing is one of those internet rumors gone "where there's smoke there's fire". i haven't seen any evidence of it.

― richie aprile (rockapads),

main dude was in hate forest, who generally seem to be regarded as NS. and there are tenuous connections to astrofaes and nokturnal mortum, the latter being really try-hard NS dudes (swastikas made of ak-47s in their album art and shit). drudkh does seem to leave it alone, though.

― that's not a logo it's a fucking font (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ),

It would seem that Drudkh are not NSBM (as in the band dont have lyrics about it or promote the ideology) but possibly have extreme politics personally(maybe in the past but not now?).
Anyway noone knows. The only fact we have is is that they make very good music, would be a shame if they were neo nazis, but until it's cleared up I still wont purchase their music.

#31 , 137 Points , 7 votes

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Goatwhore - Carving Out the Eyes of God

New Goatwhore's the best new record I've heard in a while, though.

― A. Begrand,

Goatwhore blew my face off.

― A. Begrand,

that onion list is kind of strangely constructed, but the streaming album player allowed me to catch up on a few things i'd never heard. i'm liking that goatwhore album a lot--could anyone tell me how it stacks up to their other stuff?

― omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer)

Ask Phil - he loves him so Goatwhore.

― EZ Snappin,

Did you check Phil's MSN column today? http://music.msn.com/superfans/heavy-metal/blog/the-year-end-and-decade-end-lists-begin/

"Goatwhore are a terrible, boring black metal band whose appeal is utterly inexplicable to me. Otherwise smart friends of mine swear by them but their albums send me diving for the eject button."

― EZ Snappin,

Don't get what's so great about Goatwhore myself I must say

― 19349 things paedophiles like to complain about (DJ Mencap),

What's wrong with Goatwhore? Good, old-fashioned, Celtic Frost rip-off metal...their past albums were always a bit on the plain side, but the recent one blows them all away. I have them pretty darn high on my list.

― A. Begrand,

Yeah, me too. That all-guns-blazing Rutan production helps a lot.

― Chuffed Wiff Morrisound (Thijs),

The addition of the dirty rock 'n roll really made a world of difference, Goatwhore-wise.

― Van Slyke Paidbreed (J3ff T.),

I just don't like 'em. I like Celtic Frost just fine. Shit, I like Gallhammer and Crucifist. But something about Goatwhore just doesn't work for me. I can't make it through a whole song, and life is too short to keep trying.

― neither good nor bad, just a kid like you (unperson),

you really like gallhammer? you are a strange old man.

― scott seward,

I'd listen to the last Gallhammer thing ten more times before I fancied playing the last Goatwhore thing again

― 19349 things paedophiles like to complain about (DJ Mencap),

nope, don't know that dude, unless hes one of you all xxpost

― D@n P3rry is the drummer on Muse Sick-n-Hour Mess Age (jjjusten), Thursday, January 21, 2010 9:58 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh, he's an ilxor alright

#30 , 141 Votes , 7 votes , One #1 vote

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Gay Witch Abortion - Maverick

GAY WITCH ABORTION

cant complain about that really, considering they are on a teensy local label.

and they have a crap name that will stop anyone checking them out

so perhaps you can say why they were your #1 and why we should check them out?
oh also can you change the thread to top 30 ?

Another on the list of albums to get. Love the sounds of the 30-second iTunes samples enough to want the whole thing. Thanks for all the pimping guys.

yeah, that does look/sound really interesting.

As I said before, wonderful album. Hope they ditch the vocals going forward - the instrumentals are all better.

I'm surprised at how low Gay Witch Abortion placed. I thought it was a lock for the top 10.

The love is deep not wide.

#29 , 143 Points , 9 votes

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Jesu - Opiate Sun

Regarding Gay Witch Abortion:

Hope they ditch the vocals going forward - the instrumentals are all better.

That's precisely why I placed them so low in my vote - some really good tunes, but the vocals suck. And I'm all for silly names, but theirs is just stupid.

#28 , 147 Points , 7 votes

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Katatonia - Night Is the New Day

katatonia are my favorite modern rock group, and i know for a fact that i benefited from their cure, red house painters, and shoegaze fandom (they can have jeff buckley).

-Scott Seward

It's a horse race between Cobalt, Katatonia, and Converge for my #1
I just might have to take the coward's way out and just assign 1a, 1b, and 1c. All equally good in completely different ways, and no other metal records quite reach that level of excellence, in my opinion, there's quite a gulf between the first three and the rest.

― A. Begrand,

Listening to the new Katatonia album. Very beautiful (a couple of the tracks really sound like outtakes from Opeth's Damnation), but is it even a metal album? I'm not sure.

― neither good nor bad, just a kid like you (unperson),

how does Katatonia manage to get the whole techno-presets-meets-metal thing so right? The synth/keyboard work on this album is top notch.

― Buck Utah (rockapads),

The Katatonia record actually reminds me of Catherine Wheel (specifically in the vocals). Which isn't a bad thing, but how can it be compared to something like Liturgy? Still, it's a very good record; I don't mean to say otherwise.

― Sonic Bum,

No one at all, not specifically -- but unperson asked if it was "even a metal album?" I was kind of responding to that. I can't think of any sonic criterion by which it is really "metal," I don't see how Katatonia can be objectively considered metal. However, that's an admittedly subjective and arbitrary standard. Just my reaction.

― Sonic Bum, Monday, 9 November 2009 18:24 (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yeah, it's more darkwave than anything, I guess. But us metal writers are pretty much the only press that will give this album any attention, despite its very broad appeal. Anyway, Renske's singing on the album is just unreal, and the production is immaculate. I think it's as big a revelation as the Cure's Disintegration was back in '89, as if all the right pieces fell together at the same time at long last.

― A. Begrand,

could be that metal fans are the only target for their sound anyway, whether they are metal or not. their name, doom-and-gloom atmosphere, and the chunky guitars on certain songs probably make it seem metal than any other genre to non-metalheads. the only Katatonia fans I've met in person have been metalheads my age (mid 30s). the audience when I saw them a few years ago was decidedly older, too.

― Buck Utah (rockapads),

I think Katatonia's sound has advanced enough to the point where it can appeal to anyone who digs vintage goth/darkwave, and the subtle Massive Attack thing they have going on NITND sure doesn't hurt either.

I'm reminded me of all the bitching and moaning from non-metal folks who say they want to like so-and-so metal band but can't get past the harsh vocals...you want textured singing in heavy music, well, here it is. Doesn't get much better than this record.

― A. Begrand,

seems like koch and roadrunner have done okay opening opeth up to new crowds. another band that should have been snatched up by the beast years ago. i mean, its not like i think the big companies DESERVE to have good bands on their labels when its obvious the only thing they have going for them is money, but it just seems like its their JOB to steal good bands from tiny labels. it's an insult that their hasn't been a big money bidding war for katatonia. it boggles my mind. and what they choose to spend millions on is likewise just as mind-boggling.

― scott seward,

wow, this katatonia IS great!

― ' ( *_*) ERROR HANDLING (^_^ ) (Alan N),

yet another record i didn't get to spend the minimum required time with in order to be able to properly/accurately evaluate its worth and maybe even vote for. bah.

OK, would definitely have put money on that being top 10.

Partly my fault I guess. I took "metal albums" literally, and did not vote for albums like Baroness, Them Crooked Vultures, Katatonia and Gay Witch Abortion, which I like very much but consider variations of heavy rock than metal. However, I then inconsistently voted for Kylesa because I felt they might need a boost, heh. I wonder if Raise The Red Lantern will make it?

so perhaps you can say why they were your #1 and why we should check them out?

you know before i voted i was thinking that strategically it made sense to put them in first, but as i went through stuff i realized that it was the m.etal record that had had the biggest impact on me this year - esp since i couldnt give a shit about the lightning bolt/whoever 2 piece bands anymore. theres something just different going on, and yeah the drumming is just fucking ferocious, but its more than that, the guitar work is super sludge with crazed soloey stuff and technically dead on. the biggest thing is that unlike all those other bands, it never has that out of control holy shit what are we doing thing going on, everything is ultra composed and super locked in. and tight tight tight, even more so live. btw in case it isn't clear, i seriously doubt that the record is really multitracked at all, the grindy "bass" parts are all pulled off using an octave pedal, which i think might dilute the record for peeps that dont know that.

wrt the vocals, they arent great but they dont bother me, i just basically tune them out.

xposts aplenty

m.etal?

i have a terrible substitution related affliction these days

#27 , 147 Points , 11 votes

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Tombs - Winter Hours

Meanwhile, I get the feeling Tombs' Winter Hours (Relapse) is pretty good, but it keeps going through one ear and out the other. Not to say that it won't grow on me, but so far nothing has stuck. Noisy post-black metal stuff never really does, though.

― Agent ov Fortune (J3ff T.),

Like the first thing I put on this morning was the new Tombs album 'Winter Hours', which is also pretty badass

I've been meaning to check out that Tombs album, but I've been having loads of trouble getting the Relapse promo flash player to work right.

― jon /via/ chi 2.0,

They sound virtually nothing like Jesu for anyone taking djmartian notes btw - I mean they both have an evident boner for olde tyme shoegazing but take it in basically the opposite direction to each other

― Peter Andre Test Tube Babies (DJ Mencap),

Yeah, I hate the streamer too. I don't see the Jesu thing, either. I heard something a bit more post-post-metal.

― Vulgar Display of Flowers (J3ff T.),

Okay, I'm really liking the Tombs album. Post-metal that actually gets to the point, it doesn't drag on and on.

― A. Begrand,

will this album crossover to a wider audience? i.e fans of these bands: My Bloody Valentine, Swans, Black Flag, Wetnurse, Helmet, Killing Joke, Botch, Dazzling Killmen, Husker Du.

elements of: sludge metal, post-metal, hardcore, shoegaze, experimental rock, mathcore, math-rock

you know, they can say this stuff, but as someone who has listened to a fair amount of "shoegaze, experimental rock, mathcore and math-rock" but not a lot of metal, the tombs album doesn't sound especially different from most other metal albums to my ears. so i'm guessing the crossover elements are exaggerated. i am a philistine though.

― congratulations (n/a),

with Tombs there is a heavy shoegaze, hardcore and indeed industrial-rock twist embedded into their sound vortex - that's why the metal purists have probably barred them from metal-archives

― djmartian,

got that tombs album the other day, ppl tar me as a "purist" sometimes but I thought that album was great

― J0hn D.,

Tombs sounds very 90s to me; like I dunno, a boogie-less meeting of Neurosis, Tad and Fudge Tunnel? But then "Beneath the Toxic Jungle" that has a black metal lead riff.
(Note that I've not heard the album, I've just played the stuff on their myspace page)

― Øystein,

lissening to tombs. liveblog! first track = boring, though scary-pretty at times. screamo vox a huge problem, gotta admit. almost gave up, but "golden eyes", holy shit! esp dig the straight-up, heavy-handed rock drumming. first half of "beneath the toxic jungle" is great too. then it drags again. don't dig the stonefaced blackened postrock when they play it straight. want more catchy shit. and the ambient stuff is straight filler.

second half (side 2) ups gaze quotient, for the better. "the divide" could easily be some midwest amrep also ran. hammerhead? really, really prefer the less hysterical vocals here. dude should pull back more often. good shit, fucking standout track. jeez, now that i think about it, hammerhead/vaz seem like the template for a lot of this record's tricks. beyond the more obvious godflesh thing i mean. "merrimack" goes back to the wounded howling (with some embarassing "look inside your soul" lyrics), but melodicism saves it. kinda started to tune back out after that.

really nice guitar tones throughout, raw and sharp, albini-ish, kinda, but thicker, more lo-end luv. clink clanky junkyard cymbals are weird, but maybe that's just the rip. good record, though the harder they try to crush my soul, the more bored i get. serious godflesh vibes on the 2nd half of "filled with secrets".

super short! without the short interludes, only about 33 min. probably for the best at this stage, though i'm surprised they don't stretch out more.

― welcome little swetty (contenderizer),

^ maybe that sounds too unimpressed/bitchy. i dug it, spun it twice, will listen again.

― welcome little swetty (contenderizer),

I'm glad the Tombs isn't more than 33 minutes. Any longer would have been overkill...this album gets it right, concise and catchy.

― A. Begrand,
weird! my friend mary came in to the store - i sell her handmade art cards - and i was blasting Graveworm and i turned it down when she came in and she said: "oh you don't have to turn it down my son is in a metal band i don't mind this music." turns out her son is the drummer in Tombs! they are touring europe right now. i told her if they ever wanted to play in the store to let me know! hahaha!

― scott seward,

Fucking love that Tombs record, just fantastic!

#26 , 163 Points , 11 votes

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Amesoeurs - Amesoeurs

Meanwhile, the samples from the new Amesoeurs CD have me very excited for the full album: http://www.myspace.com/amesoeurs

Coldwave metal!

― A. Begrand,

And the new Amesoeurs songs I've heard have me geeked. This is going to be one of my 09 faves, I just know it.

― A. Begrand,

Amesoeurs will definitely have some of the purists hollering 'false!', but the new album's not without some vicious moments, including one track of full-on, stripped down black metal.

― A. Begrand,

There was some pretty traditional black metal stuff on the EP, IIRC. Really excited about the upcoming full length. Have they set a hard date yet, or still just sometime this spring?

― EZ Snappin,

Yeah, 90% of the album follows where the last track on the Ruines Humaines EP left off. So much so, that the raw BM track kind of sticks out...it's still a good track though. There's a European date, I just don't know when it is. March something? For North America, yeah, it's apparently April-ish.

― A. Begrand,

Liked the Amesoeurs EP, looking forward the album.

― glenn mcdonald,

you do get two or three indie-oriented tracks ("Video Girl"), and the one straight BM track sticks out a bit. Neige's guitar work and the girl's 4AD style vocals cinch it for me, though, I'm a total sucker for that stuff.

I think "La Reine Trayeuse" perfectly encapsulates what they're trying to achieve on this record...

― A. Begrand,

i have been awaiting this new amesoeurs for what seems like forever ( 2 years anyways) and what i have heard so far has not disappointed. i just hope it does well enough that they follow it up with at least one more. although i was getting used to the idea that all i was ever gonna get from them was the ep and the split single.

― drone/a/sore,
They split up

I had no idea...it was only today when I did a little searching that I learned of their almost comical girl-related squabble.

― A. Begrand,

Never actually listened to the Tombs album but saw them open for Marduk and they were pretty good. The drummer would raise his arms way over his head and bring them smashing down on the snare; I liked that. Also they didn't wear corpse paint or anything - they kinda looked like Unsane.

#25 , 168 Points , 10 votes

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Absu - Absu

I'm listening to the new Absu. I was not a big fan of Tara, so I fully expected to just skip through a few songs and delete this, but it's holding my attention so far.

― glenn mcdonald,

The new Absu kills, I wasn't sure what to expect. Another blackened album that benefits hugely from a cleaner, warmer mix. I like this trend.

― A. Begrand,

maybe it's just the grim, frostbitten weather, but the last absu album is sounding pretty good to my ears after a disappointing few spins when it first came out.

still ain't no tara, tho.

― ' ( *_*) ERROR HANDLING (^_^ ) (Alan N),

Another really great example of cover art and, yes, yet another album on my "to get" list.

I like the art too, musics pretty good as well.

#24 , 175 Points , 9 votes , One #1 vote

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Funeral Mist - Maranatha

So I'm really transfixed by the new Funeral Mist album. So much of it is such overly contrived black metal (processed vocals, samples of sermons, disturbing artwork), but it's so deliriously over the top and above all catchy, especially the wickedly groovy 12 minute jam "Blessed Curse". Good stuff.

― A. Begrand,

Absolutely, my fav album of the year so far. Glad someone finally brings this one up, def. deserves a lot more attention. For instance, "Sword Of Faith" has got a positively mindblowing Dick-Dale-in-corpse-paint tremolo picking breakdown. Also the buzzing amp atmospherics in "White Stones", very impressive. And that's just the first two songs.

― Hiram,

nd the new Funeral Mist disc is great. First black metal record I've really liked in what feels like forever.

― unperson,

Absolutely, that Funeral Mist album is incredible. The artwork on that thing is something else, too.

― A. Begrand,

My newest Black Metal discovery is Funeral Mist, who I'd somehow ignored until now. Nothing too likely to convert outsiders, but the new album, Maranatha, is a particularly good mix of ominous atmosphere and intermittent breakneck BM sputtering.

― glenn mcdonald,

Also, I'm so into this Funeral Mist album. More after each listen. The cover needs to be cropped, however. Logo to the bottom left, angel in the top right, make it square. Much better.

― glenn mcdonald,

I think lately my tolerance for doom shit is even lower than my tolerance for black metal. At least black metal has coughed up that new Funeral Mist album.

― unperson,

Also also, I'm still thinking the new Funeral Mist has album-of-the-year potential

― glenn mcdonald,

finally listened to the new funeral mist today. does "jesus saves" sample popul vuh? (opening track on einsjager & siebenjager.) this is during the last couple minutes. sounds EXACTLY the same! very weird.

album seemed cool but I got reeeeeeeal tired of the preacher sermons.

― picture me lolin' (Alan N),

Finally got around to listening to Funeral Mist's "Maranatha", much raved about upthread: Amazing production, wild Lovecraft-monster vocals, reminds me quite a bit of Leviathan, specifically "Massive conspiracy . .", which makes me wonder about some common 2nd wave influence I haven't got to yet. Lots of effects and samples, and changes that make you feel like your head is coming off. Suspect I'll be spending some time with this.

― Soukesian,

ok im making my way through here and listening to the stuff i didnt know and wow i am really digging that saros album

and the peste noire as well

yeah good stuff. Peste Noire, dudes dodgy politics aside, are not bad. Wish music i liked didnt attract such arseholes.

yeah really. wont much matter since as far as i can see the album has only been released on limited run cassette, so not much chance of getting my hands on it?

its fucking insane though, the song i found on youtube was the one with the "la la la la" section in it and its really great and super legit creepy

ok john one of your faves is up next i think

if this is pearl jam you are getting stricken from the metal christmas card list

actually its not you, it was whiney i think.

and dj mencap and jess and colonel poo, so they can post here why they rated it so highly

#23 , 193 Points, 8 votes , Two #1 votes

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Pissed Jeans - King of Jeans

It's tighter, doomy almost. "Spent" is like Swans, if Gira lived in a milltown.

― bendy,

like "Hope For Men" tried to be emotionless. just this boring album about scrapbooking and jogging and shit. To wit:

"Mainly we just wanted to bludgeon the listener with dull, monotonous droning rock music that just sucks the energy out of you, the musical equivalent to watching a toilet flush.”

And now they have balls, and play like they give a shit, and are awesome. The end.

― kschoice (Whiney G. Weingarten),

this is awesome

― plax (I know, right?),

I'm digging this one way more than "hope for men", it's great.
"she is science fiction" is the jam. These guys are getting better with age!

― chad,

Just listened to it again after gorging on it for a review. I'm thinking it's my fav of the year now, displacing Future of the Left.

― bendy,

or to put it in terms whiney might better understand: think of it as "break stuff" for people who want to skip the middleman and get right to the self-abasement and self-disgust that's pooling under the i-hate-everybody attitude. with appropriate sonics to match.

― strongohulkingtonsghost,

posts taken from the pissed jeans thread.

I wrote some stuff about it here http://thequietus.com/articles/02527-pissed-jeans-king-of-jeans-album-review

See, I love that album but I didn't even think of voting for it in this poll. I guess its a very thin line separating early 90s style pigfuck from metal sometimes, but I just didn't associate those guys with metal at all.

hahaha glad that got straightened out, i would have been really confused since i dont really like pissed jeans much at all

some of your faves are bound to come john