http://www.damnimcute.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/carter.jpg"damnimcute.com"
― y tu mama ambien (Tape Store), Thursday, 7 January 2010 09:28 (fourteen years ago) link
i think aaron carter was different because a. i was also 12 b. he was singing about playing basketball with shaquille o neal and having a "party" when his parents were out at dinner or whatever. beiber is like, "seducing" women in his videos. idk, blech.
― total eclipse of the shart (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 7 January 2010 09:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, 'one time' really only grosses me out because: a) his 'invisible' braces are incredibly, ickily visibleb) he's 'seducing' girlsc) he looks like he's 12 rather than 15d) he embodies everything that i find so compelling but also so disgusting about teenagers of today.
― And now my dick is where? Oh, this is too rich (the table is the table), Thursday, 7 January 2010 14:50 (fourteen years ago) link
http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt18y5hOUX1qzftyjo1_400.jpg
― And now my dick is where? Oh, this is too rich (the table is the table), Thursday, 7 January 2010 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link
how old was britney when her first single came out?
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, 7 January 2010 14:54 (fourteen years ago) link
16
― ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 January 2010 14:57 (fourteen years ago) link
he really makes me feel like a paedo
― total eclipse of the shart (J0rdan S.), Thursday, January 7, 2010 3:05 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
For what? He's not remotely in the vicinity of attractive. I mean, he's unsettling in that way you're disturbed when your 14/15 yr old sister gets her first boyfriend or something but...sort of harmless and ignorable until you're confronted with the music head-on.
― Alex in Montreal, Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link
[broken img killed]
He's like...two parts kicked puppy, one part Disney channel.
― Alex in Montreal, Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTCm8tdHkfI
― Cunga, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link
i know like whatever fast forward twitter etc but i mean, welcome to the past
― plax (ico), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:26 (fourteen years ago) link
RIP
― Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Up next: hilarious Kerry v. Bush jib jab cartoon. Don't go anywhere, ILX.
― Cunga, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link
hey dont taze me bro
― plax (ico), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Perhaps you'd like to hear some Chuck Norris Facts, plax?
― Cunga, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link
wow @ "love me" on arrow pointed toward his crotch on official single artwork
― some dude, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link
is this kid music on snl right this week
― somecosmologicalprocesstoohugetoperceiveallatonce (jdchurchill), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link
http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.139857570.jpg
“We’ve got nothing better to do / than watch Disney, and have a couple of Dews.”
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 26 April 2010 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link
amazing shirt
― nabisco infiltrator (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 April 2010 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link
http://waitingforbieber.com/
― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, 26 April 2010 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link
oh wow
― Marriage, that's where I'm a Viking! (HI DERE), Monday, 26 April 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxSeCKwz-jw
― ksh, Saturday, 22 May 2010 01:38 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.tmz.com/2010/06/17/justin-bieber-drinking-cops-maryland-bar-woman-katie-underage-police/
― knocking u out like rocky balboa (sunny successor), Friday, 18 June 2010 03:18 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 18 June 2010 03:19 (thirteen years ago) link
loooooooooooooooooooooooool
Internet Pranksters Attempt to Send Justin Bieber Tour to North KoreaPosted Tue Jul 6, 2010 11:25am PDT by Joseph Brannigan Lynch in Stop The Presses!If Internet pranksters have their way, Justin Bieber will be performing in one of the world's most oppressive regimes. Communist North Korea is currently leading an online poll on Bieber's My World Tour website, where the 16-year-old singer asked his fans to choose which country he should tour in next. Bieber didn't put any place off limits and, of course, Web-based troublemakers took full advantage of the trusting Canadian heartthrob.Users of the website 4chan-an influential Internet subculture that introduced the world to lolcats -- made sure North Korea received over a half million votes, catapulting it from 24th place to 1st place. That puts the despotic communist country ahead of Israel by about 5,000 thousand votes -- and if nothing changes before the contest wraps on July 7, it will make North Korea the winner.Considering almost no one in North Korea is allowed on the Internet and the country's restrictive media probably doesn't give the mop-haired Bieber much coverage, it's fairly unlikely that any of those half million votes came from actual North Korean citizens.Regardless of the online poll's outcome, North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il and Bieber's tour manager can probably agree on one thing: the adorable, elf-like singer almost certainly won't be adding the harsh regime to his world tour.This isn't the only thing the Internet has done to punk Bieber lately, though. Over the holiday weekend, hackers broke into Bieber's YouTube videos and redirected preteen fans to false articles about their idol dying in a car crash. And those were actually some of the more kid-friendly websites to which fans of the 16-year-old singer were redirected.The rumors were so prevalent that the boy himself made a point of tweeting about it."Let's take some time to answer some crazy rumors...I'm not dead," Bieber posted on his Twitter account. "I had to check on this one...but it turns out I'm alive."Furthermore, he also assured fans that he's "not Peter Pan," demonstrating that the music sensation has a sense of humor about himself. Being a wildly popular teenage superstar probably takes the sting out of being the butt of Internet jokes like these.
If Internet pranksters have their way, Justin Bieber will be performing in one of the world's most oppressive regimes. Communist North Korea is currently leading an online poll on Bieber's My World Tour website, where the 16-year-old singer asked his fans to choose which country he should tour in next. Bieber didn't put any place off limits and, of course, Web-based troublemakers took full advantage of the trusting Canadian heartthrob.
Users of the website 4chan-an influential Internet subculture that introduced the world to lolcats -- made sure North Korea received over a half million votes, catapulting it from 24th place to 1st place. That puts the despotic communist country ahead of Israel by about 5,000 thousand votes -- and if nothing changes before the contest wraps on July 7, it will make North Korea the winner.
Considering almost no one in North Korea is allowed on the Internet and the country's restrictive media probably doesn't give the mop-haired Bieber much coverage, it's fairly unlikely that any of those half million votes came from actual North Korean citizens.
Regardless of the online poll's outcome, North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il and Bieber's tour manager can probably agree on one thing: the adorable, elf-like singer almost certainly won't be adding the harsh regime to his world tour.
This isn't the only thing the Internet has done to punk Bieber lately, though. Over the holiday weekend, hackers broke into Bieber's YouTube videos and redirected preteen fans to false articles about their idol dying in a car crash. And those were actually some of the more kid-friendly websites to which fans of the 16-year-old singer were redirected.
The rumors were so prevalent that the boy himself made a point of tweeting about it."Let's take some time to answer some crazy rumors...I'm not dead," Bieber posted on his Twitter account. "I had to check on this one...but it turns out I'm alive."
Furthermore, he also assured fans that he's "not Peter Pan," demonstrating that the music sensation has a sense of humor about himself. Being a wildly popular teenage superstar probably takes the sting out of being the butt of Internet jokes like these.
― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 13:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Proof: http://tweeter.faxo.com/Justin_Bieber_My_World_Tour
― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 13:39 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah but he looks like a cuet lesbian!
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Wednesday, December 9, 2009 11:43 AM (6 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
prescient post
― Davey Mo Coulier (some dude), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 13:45 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y85543zESO8
― Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link
What a wonderful world.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Original's better.
― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 15:45 (thirteen years ago) link
http://gawker.com/5603069/justin-bieber-to-play-himself-in-3d-biographical-movie
― Evan, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0GjKiy3nSI
― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link
as much as I dislike the Bieb, that's a much more professional response than I've seen many more seasoned pros elicit after being nailed.
(RON ARTEST TO THREAD)
― plate of dinosaurs (San Te), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Nice throw! Surely not from the hands of a pre-teen
― mmmm, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link
that's a much more professional response than I've seen many more seasoned pros elicit after being nailed.
Josh Homme to thread.
― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Chad Kroeger, too.
― a mix of music (Lionel Ritchie) and kicks (my tongue) (Phil D.), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link
I'd watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVLmC8Motfg
― Evan, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:01 (thirteen years ago) link
that didnt feel good
― markers, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link
the elle photoshoot he's done with kim kardashian is an odd thing indeed
― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:52 (thirteen years ago) link
holy shit guys: http://soundcloud.com/shamantis/j-biebz-u-smile-800-slower
― oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link
not to be "that guy" but this like the 4th time someone has posted that link on ILX today
― How could you forget the crazy hooker? (HI DERE), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link
jesus really? i guess that makes ME that guy.
― oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link
where the fuck else was it posted?
ok - i see it now on the "ambient albums" thread.
― oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link
also here: RIP Justin Bieber
also a 77 thread but I can't remember which one
― How could you forget the crazy hooker? (HI DERE), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link
jesus. i thought i had completed due diligence by searching ilm for Bieber.
― oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link
we have too many threads on to many boards here.
― oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link
also fuck you everybody who found this before i did.
― oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link
fuck you too
― plax (ico), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link
fair enough.
― oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link
first!
― am0n, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 21:24 (thirteen years ago) link
i have more patience for Bieber than I probably should but even I think there needs to be legislation against him starting a song "BIG UP TO MY BRUDDA"
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 April 2021 22:50 (three years ago) link
i dislike "peaches" also, no idea how it's become his most effortless hit since purpose
― dyl, Monday, 5 April 2021 23:14 (three years ago) link
well it's easily the best single he's released since purpose... the other singles off this album are just totally dire, yummy was a pretty big hit despite being deathly corny, the quavo one i can barely remember how it goes. "peaches" is an up tempo summer song with a memorable chorus, i'm surprised it took them this long to find a song even this good
― J0rdan S., Monday, 5 April 2021 23:27 (three years ago) link
"yummy" and the quavo song were from the last album not this one, which kinda underscores how indistinctive his music has been and still is in these past couple years
― dyl, Monday, 5 April 2021 23:29 (three years ago) link
you said since purpose tho
― J0rdan S., Monday, 5 April 2021 23:30 (three years ago) link
sorry i misunderstood what you wrote
― dyl, Monday, 5 April 2021 23:31 (three years ago) link
i don't hate "peaches" but bieber's presence on it is clearly the worst part and while pleasant otherwise it's pretty blandly forgettable
― ufo, Monday, 5 April 2021 23:42 (three years ago) link
I live about 20 minutes from Stratford. He's home today for some event, so much posting in the Stratford Life Facebook group. St. Marys, where I am, relatively quiet.
― clemenza, Friday, 2 February 2024 21:17 (four months ago) link