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omg J0hn you realise you actually have to perform a vicious beatdown on yr next tour right

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 03:39 (sixteen years ago)

also i posted it elsewhere but it also belongs here: The thread for pasting moronic YouTube comments

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 03:42 (sixteen years ago)

that conversation concludes thus

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yea.. cuz killing people is productive, in fact the act of violence is a far lower level of thought. only the wise will thrive

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102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 03:42 (sixteen years ago)

So, no thoughts on Ashdautas then? It's interesting that they are actually a band, and a gigging entity at that - it sounds like classic outsider BM solo basement lunacy.

Soukesian, Thursday, 10 December 2009 08:14 (sixteen years ago)

I thought this revive was gonna be about this
http://blackmetaltheory.blogspot.com/

http://www.publicassemblynyc.com/events/view/1148

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 11 December 2009 01:12 (sixteen years ago)

haha... what the fuck. i guess black metal's over.

audacity, hubris, overweening pride! (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 11 December 2009 04:32 (sixteen years ago)

Shit, that looks great, I'd go!

twice boiled cabbage is death, Friday, 11 December 2009 05:26 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, I'd go, it looks interesting.

A. Begrand, Friday, 11 December 2009 05:28 (sixteen years ago)

The guys over at DFFD were so pissed off with hipsters ruining BM that they turned the thread into a 10 page discussion of NWA and Public Enemy instead. ILX woulda been proud.

Pfunkboy : The Dronelord vs The Girly Metal Daleks (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 11 December 2009 15:59 (sixteen years ago)

I think this means us death metal partisans can claim victory now

a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Friday, 11 December 2009 16:15 (sixteen years ago)

til next year

Pfunkboy : The Dronelord vs The Girly Metal Daleks (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 11 December 2009 16:21 (sixteen years ago)

Remind me again who got their arses kicked in the DM vs BM poll?

Soukesian, Friday, 11 December 2009 17:10 (sixteen years ago)

WINNING METAL ISN'T A FUCKIN NUMBERS GAME, SOUKESIAN

audacity, hubris, overweening pride! (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 11 December 2009 17:12 (sixteen years ago)

Scott or j0hn :) will be here in a min to say ilx is full of hipsters so of course BM won the poll

Pfunkboy : The Dronelord vs The Girly Metal Daleks (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 11 December 2009 17:41 (sixteen years ago)

that's kind of exactly the point - BM won the poll = BM is trendy, of course it did

a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Friday, 11 December 2009 17:42 (sixteen years ago)

:)

Pfunkboy : The Dronelord vs The Girly Metal Daleks (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 11 December 2009 17:44 (sixteen years ago)

iirc most of the DM votes came from US ilxors while BM came from euros.

Pfunkboy : The Dronelord vs The Girly Metal Daleks (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 11 December 2009 17:44 (sixteen years ago)

I aim to please xpost

a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Friday, 11 December 2009 17:45 (sixteen years ago)

can re-poll after the wire runs some article about slept-on death metal, it'll get loads of votes then

a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Friday, 11 December 2009 17:45 (sixteen years ago)

i know DM was the most commercially successful form of extreme metal in the states in the early 90s, it's basically the bread and butter metal for a lot of people after the thrash generation got old ;), but was it ever actually hip? I dont mean hip as in elite circles of demo tape traders in the late 80s but hip as in actual hipsters like the NY hipster types who are into BM?

Pfunkboy : The Dronelord vs The Girly Metal Daleks (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 11 December 2009 17:48 (sixteen years ago)

actually i might start a separate thread on this.

Pfunkboy : The Dronelord vs The Girly Metal Daleks (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 11 December 2009 17:48 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.trackosaurusrex.com/pblog/images/FixeII2.jpg

surfbub dudes get shiest out, totally (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Friday, 11 December 2009 17:49 (sixteen years ago)

When did Doom Metal/Black Metal and the like become "hip" and why?

Pfunkboy : The Dronelord vs The Girly Metal Daleks (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 11 December 2009 17:52 (sixteen years ago)

i know DM was the most commercially successful form of extreme metal in the states in the early 90s, it's basically the bread and butter metal for a lot of people after the thrash generation got old ;), but was it ever actually hip? I dont mean hip as in elite circles of demo tape traders in the late 80s but hip as in actual hipsters like the NY hipster types who are into BM?

well, famously, Peel was into grind. thurston moore and some others IIRC were namechecking DM a little, I think moore's been pretty interested in "extreme" metal from pretty early on. and some of these death metal guitarists are total tone merchants, it's one of the reasons I'm a death metal partisan - there's plenty of black metal guitarists who get amazing tone of course but there's also the sort of autopilot Boss distortion into Boss delay black metal sound that just bores me to tears - and there've always been some from-hipper-circles ppl goin "seven churches is fucking amazing." but anyway yeah - I mean, getting "hip" used to take a lot more digging, but within some hip circles I think there were plenty of artsy dudes seeking out Eaten Back to Life and Mental Funeral and sarcofago or even krisiun and so on.

a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Friday, 11 December 2009 17:55 (sixteen years ago)

can re-poll after the wire runs some article about slept-on death metal, it'll get loads of votes then

Fine, I'll pitch this article for the eighth time. Dammit.

neither good nor bad, just a kid like you (unperson), Friday, 11 December 2009 18:12 (sixteen years ago)

ha lol you know I will howl like a hurt dog if people ever actually start acknowledging that 1st & 2nd wave death metal was some of the most interesting music ever made, gotta have my stuff to complain about y'know

a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Friday, 11 December 2009 18:27 (sixteen years ago)

Well, FWIW I'm all about the blackness now, but I saw Napalm Death and Carcass on the early tours, and have no problem at all in acknowledging that those were some of the wildest gigs I've ever seen.

Soukesian, Friday, 11 December 2009 21:37 (sixteen years ago)

Every time someone says DM in one of these threads, I read it as Depeche Mode :-/

StanM, Friday, 11 December 2009 21:39 (sixteen years ago)

I will howl like a hurt dog if people ever actually start acknowledging that 1st & 2nd wave death metal was some of the most interesting music ever made

I sneak it in where I can, like when I got Mike Patton to admit to being influenced by John Tardy.

neither good nor bad, just a kid like you (unperson), Friday, 11 December 2009 21:41 (sixteen years ago)

I sometimes misinterpret it as Dead Milkmen. xp

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 11 December 2009 21:44 (sixteen years ago)

any love for these dudes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkOVIbI1-xQ

Michael B, Wednesday, 23 December 2009 17:46 (sixteen years ago)

A friend of mine just got Peter Beste's 'True Norwegian Black Metal ' as a Christmas gift which I thought quite droll.

Enfonce bien tes ongles et tes doigts délicats dans la jungle de (Michael White), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 19:03 (sixteen years ago)

i never really got into judas iscariot. dude's okay. i don't know, i kinda feel like he and krieg were american black metal guys wandering in the wilderness, trying to find an original/interesting style and not really succeeding. but that didn't stop them from putting out a shit-ton of records.

that's not a logo it's a fucking font (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 24 December 2009 09:28 (sixteen years ago)

three months pass...

listening to the Cryfemal album from last year, it's kinda cool but I wish they'd mixed the drum machine down a notch, the guitars should be louder, they get a bit drowned out.

Colonel Poo, Saturday, 17 April 2010 00:49 (sixteen years ago)

six months pass...

i'm going to try to like black metal starting right now.

i downloaded "transilvanian hunger" by darkthrone on a recommendation. apparently this is considered a classik of the genre?

a strapping 40-year-old caorni rapper at a party (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 18:42 (fifteen years ago)

first song - title track

the beat is really weird and stiff...oompa oompa oompa oompa oompa, kinda sounds like a slowed down snare roll...up and down up and down up and down

the guitars are being played really fast in a way that seems really slow, like almost shoegazey or something...

a strapping 40-year-old caorni rapper at a party (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)

you know? in a weird way the drums almost remind me of johnny cash or skiffle or something that kinda double time snare "train beat", but like more martial marching band.

a strapping 40-year-old caorni rapper at a party (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 18:45 (fifteen years ago)

the production is really midrange and tinny...kinda reminds me of husker du

a strapping 40-year-old caorni rapper at a party (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 19:10 (fifteen years ago)

the chord changes seem really goth

a strapping 40-year-old caorni rapper at a party (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 19:15 (fifteen years ago)

from your descriptions, it sounds like you are listening to an early 90s BM record.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 19:28 (fifteen years ago)

yup, you are definitely listening to an early darkthrone record

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)

now:
Graven Takeheimens Saler

definitely the weirdest song...the chord changes seem a bit "off" in a pleasing way

ha! now there's a fast picked guitar line that sorta reminds me of Dick Dale

a strapping 40-year-old caorni rapper at a party (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 19:32 (fifteen years ago)

the singer sounds like the head Orc from lord of the rings

a strapping 40-year-old caorni rapper at a party (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 19:33 (fifteen years ago)

are these guys one of the racist ones? how could you tell anyway? i guess you'd have to read about them cuz the vox are unintelligible, idk even know what language they are in i guess...though i've heard the word "satan" a couple times

a strapping 40-year-old caorni rapper at a party (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 19:34 (fifteen years ago)

iirc there is like racist artwork on the one you are listening to but i don't believe they are particularly racist, especially when they got older

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)

they executed a few dick moves a long time ago, around the time of this album in fact iirc, but in short, no they're not

only stupid bastards help ime (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

this is incredibly monochromatic music...

it's weird, sometimes his repetitive double time oompa oompa marching band beat goes to triple time oompa oompa and it almost sounds like total chaos

a strapping 40-year-old caorni rapper at a party (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)

These are not drums, it's actually a garden sprinkler.

Siegbran, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)

burzum, who were and are* super racist sound very much the same. tin-can recording, simple bang-bang-bang rhythms, super fast guitar chording that dissolves into a woozy blur, gothy progressions, surf-style fast picking solos. love the sound, but it is monochromatic, but it quickly becomes dull as dirt in the wrong hands. you should listen to emperor's anthems to the welkin at dusk after this! you know, for some variety.

* why do i always talk about bands - singular collective entities, grammatically speaking - as though though they were "he and she" type plural constructs, even when there is only one person in the band?

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

These are not drums, it's actually a garden sprinkler.

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haha yeah that's kinda it!

a strapping 40-year-old caorni rapper at a party (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)


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