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Neil Finn covers There is a light that never goes out

zonal snarking (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 February 2014 11:05 (six years ago) link

#3 Modern Rock Hits: 2009 to Present

sarahell, Saturday, 8 February 2014 11:23 (six years ago) link

Transport in London is shit

zonal snarking (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 February 2014 11:35 (six years ago) link

Oh no yve missed out there tbh

ilx posters striking imago (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 February 2014 11:38 (six years ago) link

[aye, well strictly this isn't about the quality of the threads]

zonal snarking (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 February 2014 11:42 (six years ago) link

even I read the transport in london is shit thread

sarahell, Saturday, 8 February 2014 11:43 (six years ago) link

probably for the same reason deems read it tbh

sarahell, Saturday, 8 February 2014 11:44 (six years ago) link

[tbf i was avoiding posting the 2000 variations on the one you quoted that belong on here]

zonal snarking (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 February 2014 11:44 (six years ago) link

Yeah fair point, fair point, i have frequently not been enticed to thread in q i spose

ilx posters striking imago (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 February 2014 11:49 (six years ago) link

in summary, "didn't you learn how to argue at yr expensive college and that calling someone a retard for accusing you of an ableism is not going to win the argument in yr favor"

sarahell, Saturday, 8 February 2014 11:54 (six years ago) link

oh god okay i'll pass

been increasingly disgruntled about the "tard" issue of late, it really is a disgusting ugly word and i unreservedly apologise for times i've used it in the past

zonal snarking (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 February 2014 12:01 (six years ago) link

Yeah not gonna get into it itt nor itt but no pass for lj there regardless of how etc was etcing

ilx posters striking imago (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 February 2014 12:16 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The Clientele - Best Band Since The Smiths

Andreass Twerckmeister (wins), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 17:51 (six years ago) link

I never did nothing to no curry (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 18:01 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Ian Kinsler knickers, is Nick Castellanos Greek, Drew Smyly ebola, Torii Hunter inflatable furniture: 2014 Tigers [Started by Andy K in March 2014, last updated 1 hour ago by mookieproof on I Love Baseball] 6 new answers

LOL Amerikaners

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Monday, 24 March 2014 17:48 (six years ago) link

Damn Americans, always clogging up I Love Baseball wtf

emmeline skankhurst (NickB), Monday, 24 March 2014 18:08 (six years ago) link

PEAKING: a rap symphony in six movements [Started by Andrew JD in March 2014, last updated Thursday, March 27, 2014 10:47 AM on I Love Music]

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 27 March 2014 14:49 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

•Clipping - Midcity (noise rap)

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 14:01 (six years ago) link

'keep yr pussy-ass cracker shit outta my goon' - a white man, on ILX

imago, Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:02 (six years ago) link

literally couldn't be more done w/ rap purism bullshit. zero tolerance

imago, Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:04 (six years ago) link

"noise rap"

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:08 (six years ago) link

sry you know what that sounds great, must have been my "rap purism" getting in the way

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:08 (six years ago) link

'keep yr pussy-ass cracker shit outta my goon' - a white man, on ILX

― imago, Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:02 (7 minutes ago)

??

Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:10 (six years ago) link

well buddy it is your loss coz clipping are fkn amazing and their mc is both audible and tight

imago, Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:11 (six years ago) link

hi Clipping's MC's roommate

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:15 (six years ago) link

I mean if they're good maybe whoever started that thread should make a more ENTICING thread title so I will want to check them out

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:17 (six years ago) link

ban n015y cr4ck3r

wins, Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:34 (six years ago) link

wtf happens

james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:36 (six years ago) link

Clipping rules

whatchutola khomeini (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:44 (six years ago) link

Also if "noise-rap" with the name CLIPPING doesn't entice you, then go listen to some Belle and Sebastien

whatchutola khomeini (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:45 (six years ago) link

I mean if they're good maybe whoever started that thread should make a more ENTICING thread title so I will want to check them out

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, May 1, 2014 3:17 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's a dude rapping over noise music. nothing glib or ambiguous about the description in this case

From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:52 (six years ago) link

nor enticing

james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:06 (six years ago) link

maybe we don't care if you want to check out this awesome band that some of us really like

sarahell, Thursday, 1 May 2014 18:17 (six years ago) link

Damon Albarn - .Everyday Robots (of Blur, Gorillaz and The Good, the Bad & the Queen)

irrespective of one's feelings about the record tbh

you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 May 2014 21:36 (six years ago) link

superior butthurt itt

wins, Thursday, 1 May 2014 22:01 (six years ago) link

and clipping sounds like something I would like! but I will never not savour quality butthurt

wins, Thursday, 1 May 2014 22:03 (six years ago) link

hurting otm. having sat through a lifeless and drool-inducing dalek show a few years back, id give anything called noise-rap a wide berth tbh.

everyday sheeple (Michael B), Friday, 2 May 2014 00:30 (six years ago) link

Clipping are far from lifeless and drool-inducing, but hey, maybe that means they can continue to play cool warehouse shows and not douchefests

sarahell, Friday, 2 May 2014 01:02 (six years ago) link

ok enough of you like clipping that I will check him/them out ok

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 2 May 2014 01:54 (six years ago) link

there are three members - one rapper and two electronics dudes, one of whom is noise dude Bill Huston

sarahell, Friday, 2 May 2014 01:55 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

What's with the recent crop of critically lauded Canadian Indie Rock?

Daphnis Celesta, Sunday, 13 July 2014 07:25 (six years ago) link

The Clientele - Best Band Since The Smiths

xelab, Thursday, 24 July 2014 23:19 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Fictional books about Indie Rock

Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Monday, 18 August 2014 17:01 (six years ago) link

you love that shit

markers, Monday, 18 August 2014 17:55 (six years ago) link

everything

duff paddy (darraghmac), Monday, 18 August 2014 18:16 (six years ago) link

idk markers, its the combination of fictional and indie rock, insofar as indie rock is in one or two instances valuable it is not anything that could be usefully deployed in fictive means

Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Monday, 18 August 2014 18:39 (six years ago) link

there is that poxy noel gallagher thread i suppose.....

Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Monday, 18 August 2014 18:40 (six years ago) link

i have the shit bookmarked out of "Fictional books about Indie Rock" and pay double Amazon Prime (Amazon Obsidian) to get that shit fedexed directly to the cradle i built specially to receive them, it gently delivers the boxes into my living room, where I sit on them and rub my butt all over them for 2.5 hours depending.

mattresslessness, Monday, 18 August 2014 18:55 (six years ago) link

TAKE YOUR RITALIN

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 21 August 2018 23:02 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

Chairlift - Bruises (This year's "Heartbeats"/"Young Folks")

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 11:49 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Baby Bird reforms!

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:05 (eleven months ago) link

Get Naked (I Got A POLL): ILM's Top 100 ALBUMS Of The 00's

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:09 (eleven months ago) link

it is potentially the least enticing thread with a reference to nudity in the title

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:09 (eleven months ago) link

i lolled but also i've got to bet that somewhere in the archives ILX can outdo that re: enticement and nudity

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:10 (eleven months ago) link

I challenge you to find it!

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:11 (eleven months ago) link

hey, i'm a busy oh never mind

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:12 (eleven months ago) link

... actually, it probably would be another ILM poll thread and then it would just be a question of which poll was least enticing

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:12 (eleven months ago) link

Naked Chef: Pukka or Shite?

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:13 (eleven months ago) link

Coldplay's nude direction

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:14 (eleven months ago) link

more enticing: shorter and had pictures of food

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:15 (eleven months ago) link

Buck naked or butt naked

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:16 (eleven months ago) link

actual thread content is outside the remit of this thread

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:16 (eleven months ago) link

next two: more enticing

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:17 (eleven months ago) link

ok, both those last two thread titles are way more enticing

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:17 (eleven months ago) link

i think you're probably right tbf

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:18 (eleven months ago) link

this is close:
Let It Be...Naked -- Pazz & Jop 03?

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:20 (eleven months ago) link

Admittedly a lazy pick but I have no idea who Bob Weir is nor any interest in finding out what his 'prolem' is:

what the hell is Bob Weir's prolem?

pomenitul, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:23 (eleven months ago) link

Dance naked you pansies

tick.jpg

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:23 (eleven months ago) link

i would have put this one on the list, but i ironically appreciate these threads now:
Nude MSU math professor, what's on your iPhone?

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:23 (eleven months ago) link

yeah when i was searching i deliberately left out the iPhone ones :D

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:24 (eleven months ago) link

granted I confined my searches to ILM

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:25 (eleven months ago) link

maybe?
The Emperor is Finally Naked (started by g@bbneb (gabbneb)

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:26 (eleven months ago) link

certainly it doesn't entice

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:26 (eleven months ago) link

tho maybe 'neb refers to his dick as "The Emperor" and then ... maybe it would be worth a look?

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:27 (eleven months ago) link

Speaking as a neophyte, what makes gabbneb such a legend 'round these parts?

pomenitul, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:28 (eleven months ago) link

He excelled at creating least enticing thread titles, for one.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:29 (eleven months ago) link

tho maybe 'neb refers to his dick as "The Emperor" and then ... maybe it would be worth a look?

if for no other reason than to see whether it's blended

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:29 (eleven months ago) link

wait ... blended .... penis? how ??

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:30 (eleven months ago) link

does "blended" mean something else in the UK than in the US? Is it like "tick"?

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:30 (eleven months ago) link

no it was just a non sequitur-ish callback to a classic gabb haircut comment

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:32 (eleven months ago) link

well considering the comment ... nope. not going there.

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:33 (eleven months ago) link

I think I promised everyone that I would not be mean and talk shit in the 2019

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:34 (eleven months ago) link

one month passes...

When will y'all realize that Marissa Nadler is the nu-gothique schnizzle?

dayyum

éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 December 2019 17:07 (nine months ago) link

oof

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Friday, 6 December 2019 17:10 (nine months ago) link

Marissa Nadler is great and really deserves better than that thread title.

Matt DC, Friday, 6 December 2019 17:12 (nine months ago) link

who was user 'i, grey'?

☮ (peace, man), Friday, 6 December 2019 17:19 (nine months ago) link

The tragedy Matt is I will never know, because of that thread title

éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 December 2019 17:20 (nine months ago) link

two months pass...

to form babby, or not to form babby

High profile Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 22:42 (seven months ago) link

no way i need to learn how babby form

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 22:43 (seven months ago) link

It was on the news this mroing

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 22:45 (seven months ago) link

three weeks pass...

'What do you find strangely erotic?'

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Saturday, 7 March 2020 10:16 (six months ago) link

Haha yes, “erotic” is one of those words that is just profoundly unsexy and works against its intrinsic meaning. It could be a fascinating thread, but I can’t say I’m interested.

median punt (gyac), Saturday, 7 March 2020 10:25 (six months ago) link

That, plus the erotic proclivities of ILXors terrify me by default.

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Saturday, 7 March 2020 10:48 (six months ago) link

terrify isn't the word I would use -- maybe 10 years ago, but now? nah

sarahell, Saturday, 7 March 2020 22:19 (six months ago) link


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