Daniel Stern vs. Chris Elliott

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Chris Elliott 32
Daniel Stern 10


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Monday, 5 September 2011 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

voting Chris Elliott because he didn't do the voiceover on The Wonder Years

placeholder for weak pun (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 September 2011 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

voting Daniel Stern because he did the voiceover on The Wonder Years

the-dream in the witch house (difficult listening hour), Monday, 5 September 2011 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

i think both of these guys are great but sterns been in more good movies

max, Monday, 5 September 2011 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.fearthegooberzilla.com/pics/cabin_boy_poster.jpg

ice cr?m, Monday, 5 September 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

Big Chris Elliot fan--anyone remember his Conspiracy Guy on Letterman?--but Daniel Stern kills me in Hannah and Her Sisters: "If you stare at that Stella too long, the colors just seem to float. It's kinda weird."

clemenza, Monday, 5 September 2011 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

chris elliot's letterman work makes this no contest for me. he might win just for get a life anyway.

balls, Monday, 5 September 2011 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

what good Daniel Stern movies are there besides Diner and Breaking Away? (I've never seen CHUD, and Get Crazy is almost good.)

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 September 2011 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

Home Alone!

http://nickshell1983.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/home-alone_l1.jpg

Zonules of Zinn (dowd), Monday, 5 September 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

you've never seen c.h.u.d. morbs?

balls, Monday, 5 September 2011 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

no. nor Home Alone.

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 September 2011 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

i'd say elliott's filmography can stand up to stern's too - manhunter, abyss, ghog day, kingpin - not to mention the superior tv career

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Monday, 5 September 2011 18:18 (twelve years ago) link

the real knock against stern is that he was the voice of the animated dilbert.

the-dream in the witch house (difficult listening hour), Monday, 5 September 2011 18:20 (twelve years ago) link

jeez i totally forgot elliott was in manhunter

also i spent all this time thinking that elliott was in celtic pride. but it was stern!!!!

max, Monday, 5 September 2011 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

Stern is in Rookie of the Year, Morbs, which is pretty good as kid wish-fulfilment baseball movies go.

Zonules of Zinn (dowd), Monday, 5 September 2011 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

he also directed it

max, Monday, 5 September 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

no shit?!

dayo, Monday, 5 September 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

Elliott for this, and for his cooking oil demonstration (which I can't find on YouTube):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNmCBsQPEmA&feature=related

shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 5 September 2011 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

I hate baseball movies.

Stopped following Stern's career in the mid '80s, so i've never found him comparable to Elliott as I remember him with more hair.

Yeah, all the CE stuff on Letterman was wildly goofy. Also, he is the son of a comedy legend.

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 September 2011 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

groundhog day

conrad, Monday, 5 September 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

also i spent all this time thinking that elliott was in celtic pride. but it was stern!!!!

― max, Monday, September 5, 2011 2:24 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark

see, we needed this poll!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Monday, 5 September 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

i bet you like SOME baseball movies, morbs! what about... Sugar?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Monday, 5 September 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

that's, like, the only one.

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 September 2011 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

eight men out?

balls, Monday, 5 September 2011 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

bad news bears?

balls, Monday, 5 September 2011 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

i saw Bushwacked in theaters on opening night and I was the only one in the theater <- true story

Gukbe, Monday, 5 September 2011 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

i had no idea anyone ever mistook these guys for one another or thought they looked especially similar

big spiritual hat club (some dude), Monday, 5 September 2011 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

they look mildly similar, but it's more about a certain vibe that they both give off that makes u want to compare them

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Monday, 5 September 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

lol at final credit on stern's wiki entry

Home Alone : Italian Adventure (2014)

buzza, Monday, 5 September 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

i dunno i've always thought of CE as very distinct and singular (Letterman on NBC, Get A Life and Cabin Boy were all big formative experiences for me) whereas Stern is cool but not especially unique and hasn't really been the defining aspect of anything he's been in

big spiritual hat club (some dude), Monday, 5 September 2011 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

yeah the 'superior tv career' comment above for stern makes me wonder if i'm forgetting a turn he did on hill st blues or homicide or something.

balls, Monday, 5 September 2011 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

i was talking about elliott ._.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Monday, 5 September 2011 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

Bad News Bears is more about the American addiction to winning in general (like other Michael Ritchie films), and aside from the actors being able to play ball, I find 8MO inert.

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 September 2011 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

superior writing career?

http://ca.pbsstatic.com/l/01/7301/9780385297301.jpg

point: chris elliott

☝ (am0n), Monday, 5 September 2011 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

does stern have a cute daughter w/ poor taste in men?

balls, Monday, 5 September 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

both have been kind of adrift since the mid-'90s, but Elliott has gotten back to what he does best with "Eagleheart" whereas Stern's CV from Bushwacked onward is fully depressing.

big spiritual hat club (some dude), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:06 (twelve years ago) link

elliott turns up in tiny bit parts on (usually cbs) sitcoms ALOT

balls, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:31 (twelve years ago) link

both have been kind of adrift since the mid-'90s, but Elliott has gotten back to what he does best with "Eagleheart" whereas Stern's CV from Bushwacked onward is fully depressing.

― big spiritual hat club (some dude), Monday, September 5, 2011 9:06 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark

Whip It is really good - i actually started marinating on this poll idea months ago when i watched it found myself wondering who the fat old guy playing ellen page's dad was, then doing a double-take when i realized it was DS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:45 (twelve years ago) link

elliott was p good as lily's dad on how i met your mother

max, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 12:23 (twelve years ago) link

also i spent all this time thinking that elliott was in celtic pride. but it was stern!!!!

― max, Monday, September 5, 2011 2:24 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark

see, we needed this poll!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Monday, September 5, 2011 6:54 PM (Yesterday)

ya when i saw this thread my first thought was 'i don't know who chris elliott is but i bet it's that guy i always mix up with daniel stern', and INDEED. this discussion will save me from having to visit Oh! I Always Get Those Two Mixed Up! the next time it comes to mind.

known for melding an outrageous stage presence with tenacious hooks (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 12:28 (twelve years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 19 September 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

still weird me out that so many people apparently mix these 2 up, they have such fundamentally different voices/personalities/hair/etc. imo.

some dude, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 11:50 (twelve years ago) link

I rewatched Home Alone a couple weeks back, and as an adult, the Rube Goldberg torture sequence at the end is kinda hard to take. It almost feels like a dry run for The Passion of the Christ: by the time Pesci's head gets subjected to the blowtorch, your brain shuts down and the burglars completely cease to exist.

I can't imagine how parents took it

"You're such a species-ist." (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

how is this even a question/comparison? I don't see what the two have in common at all, apart from being slightly bug-eyed I guess.

Chris Elliot in a walk

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah I've never misted these two up at all. Another Elliot fan here. I haven't seen it in years but there was a time in my life where I watched Cabin Boy more than any one person ever should. I'd revisit it now but I'm afraid I'd hate it and I don't want to tarnish the memory.

will eat pudding (ENBB), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

misted these two up at all

err, mixed

will eat pudding (ENBB), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

I already regret my vote

███★★★███ (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

god that Leno thing is so awesome

"this chin cost me $800 out of my own pocket"

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

Love that. "I'm a comedy porcupine!"

shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 23:13 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

v beautiful hair chris

ice cr?m, Thursday, 27 October 2011 03:45 (twelve years ago) link

why would someone photoshop chris elliot's face onto richard marx?

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 27 October 2011 04:03 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

Had no idea he had some Adult Swim show.

I was in attendance for his Neil Diamond cover last week:

http://www.nj.com/hobokennow/index.ssf/2011/12/comedian_chris_elliott_feelies.html

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

watching Cabin Boy right now!

some dude, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 17:11 (twelve years ago) link

six months pass...

Whip It is really good - i actually started marinating on this poll idea months ago when i watched it found myself wondering who the fat old guy playing ellen page's dad was, then doing a double-take when i realized it was DS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Monday, September 5, 2011 9:45 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark

lol i was absent mindedly half watching this movie and it took an hour before i realized that wasn't Randy Quaid

nakhchi little van (some dude), Thursday, 26 July 2012 13:25 (eleven years ago) link

lol

Hungry4Ass, Thursday, 26 July 2012 13:27 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...
two years pass...

http://www.fright.com/edge/WhosAfraidOfChris.htm

American comedy from this era is mostly unknown to me, I've never heard of Get A Life. Was Elliott really so hated and was the comedy scene really so macho?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Sunday, 14 December 2014 20:39 (nine years ago) link

I think that guy is overstating things pretty majorly. Elliott was more cult/marginal than hated -- he was working for Letterman back when Letterman was the weird guy at 12:35, and Get A Life was on FOX back when FOX had like 2 hit shows and a bunch of stuff that was pretty much off the pop culture radar. Cabin Boy was the moment where a bunch of movie critics suddenly were confronted with this guy and panned him, but i doubt it was reviewed worse than Billy Madison, the difference was just that Sandler's movies made money.

I think Elliott kinda was ahead of his time -- he was more in step with the kind of that became cool circa Mr. Show but by that time he had already flunked out of SNL and was kind of an old guy, spent 15 years just popping up in Farrelly Bros and Wayans Bros movies until things cycled around to the point that something like Adult Swim existed to give him a proper starring vehicle.

some dude, Sunday, 14 December 2014 23:46 (nine years ago) link

Totally agree with some dude. Show me ANY critic who didn't like Get a Life. It was universally critically acclaimed. People who knew Chris Elliott from his Letterman appearances loved the show and even people who were not familiar with him became converts because of that show. Yeah, it lasted two seasons... just like Twin Peaks lasted two seasons.

Josefa, Monday, 15 December 2014 01:18 (nine years ago) link

Some dude otm

Οὖτις, Monday, 15 December 2014 02:57 (nine years ago) link

three years pass...

How is there not a dedicated Chris Elliott thread. Seriously. Come on, people.

Anyway, new special edition Cabin Boy blu-ray is coming from Kino. Loving this cover:

http://images2.static-bluray.com/movies/covers/43221_large.jpg

Rep. Bob Excellentfrappuccino (Old Lunch), Friday, 22 June 2018 03:08 (five years ago) link

YES!!

An Uphill Battle For Legumes (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 23 June 2018 11:59 (five years ago) link

this was a really weird poll. Stern is/was an actor, CE is a comedian.

the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 23 June 2018 12:55 (five years ago) link


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