Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

surely Neanderthal is ILX’s chief poop joke guy, I don’t think he lives in the Midwest?

hes poop im prose

poop jokes

ffs

now there's your poetry submission

poopery in one hand and schematics in the other

jokers to the right, here I am

stuck in the middle with your mother

enjoying how ilx's foremost advocate of [redacted] left the thread sharpish when people started piling in on [redacted]

this was something that stuck in my head for about 2 minutes while i was smoking a cigarette -- it is not a classification system i subjected to much analytical rigor

“Say, do you have any more of those Japanese plums...
or any other exotic fruits...
from around the globe?”

put slice of bread in toaster and toast it

you fucker, only fuckers ruin good bread with toasting

good bread healthy bread, bread of the seed. but toasted is only good for throwing in the bin, followed by the toaster

Crazy talk, toast is the food of some Gods or other.

Not a partic controp that the UK has one of the worst bread selections in the Western world, so toast it may very well be.

*the hovis lad freewheels down vast hill, tumbles into sinkhole at hillfoot and is swept away by underground floods*

heavens no, he who wouldst bring fire to the heart of his god-bread, hath hoved hocks of hack-spit at holy Hovis, he too shall be enbinned, and the bin shall be conflagrated with him within

But Brian had to suffer for his art. One of the scenes involved celebrating England winning the 1966World Cup, with proud Scot Brian having to cheer as he was passed by a Ford Anglia full of flag-waving England fans.

Brian said: "We were filming the 1960s scenes on the last day and, on the last take, the director said that, as I was a Scotland fan, I could make a rude sign at the fans in the car as they passed by.

"They gave me a DVD of the advert after filming and it included a version with that take in it."

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/real-life/the-scots-schoolboy-picked-to-be-star-of-new-989786

xp

"he who hath hoved hocks of hack-spit at holy Hovis" a+

Toast Poll

let's not relive the grilled cheese insanity

is a hot dog a sandwich

Manatee scans like Xanadu

toast you had second thoughts about

don't think too long or it will get cold ...

Second thoughts are wasted upon that which cannot be untoasted.

This thread really sleeping on the fact that the same people approved Ready Player One.

I can't stand L'Rain

I don’t think I’m down with this development

what if das übermensch but too much

My extremely cool and not at all conservative belief is that people waste too much time acknowledging that fool

arah ye do crack me up all the same so ye do god bless

lots of amazing ppl out there that aren't angry incels, lot of amazing music out there that isn't angry incel music, think i'll go think about better things

It's very funny that the top two threads on ILM right now are about Grimes and Amanda Palmer, 'cause there's about a fingernail's worth of difference between them IMO.

I was tempted to post something similar, although we obv should call out male narcissists with the same zeal (and I'm not sure we always do)

Time to revive the musical challop thread?

"Narcissists make for excellent musicians due to their actualisation of the ubermensch fantasy!"

A Mensch is just a human being in German so it checks out.

i take no pleasure in reporting this

Jay-Z - Big Pimpin'

palmer does not sound anything like grimes to me - if you just mean that they're both women musical artists who ilmers are inclined to dislike for extra-musical reasons like their personalities or the controversies they've been involved in.... i expect more!

ranking member? more like wanking member amirite

Alternative faps

ffs, france

Oh look, Taylor's there too now ;)

Ban Pound, ban Lovecraft, ban Mishima, ban Hamsun, ban D'Annunzio, ban Eliot, ban Jünger…

I mean

Unlike most of these artists, who have officially embraced the movement and sometimes shoot women on weekends.

Holy shit, what a long, drawn out death!

i find david muir to be incredibly lame, like a cross between the American Psycho dude and idk Hymie from Get Smart

My contempt for snide bullshit merchant Clive James is that bad I feel I should keep it out of the obituary thread