Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

I've got two, namely

That Doom feature in Wax Poetics was interesting. He was all like, "I'm just a regular guy

which I thought was too boring to post, and

GOD CUTTY WHY DON'T YOU QUIT

which was supposed to be a funny post on the lose weight thread, but I thought it might be interpreted as serious.

See also:

I keep deleting my posts before I post them!

yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete

I have posts I have second thoughts about posting in a posts you decided not to post thread!

Oh, you should post them here.

"#^&*$$%&*"

out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"

now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=69780

this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)
i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)

and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.

That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because

I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1834/unabomberfbi.gif
unabiden

lol

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4135/0000046701350.jpg

wotta comedian

http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/115022_main.jpg

Ew!

Dammit, I did not need to see that.

Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.

Which is fitting.

Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.

I think you're all naive.

Timing of joke off. And

Doesn't seem passive aggressive.

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.

http://nerdkore.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/counterdust-2003.jpg

I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.

I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.

As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.

Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?

Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."

If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it

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11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel

barely able to see

I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.

why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?

I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.

i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.

Those famous Unabomber types

oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system

I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.

Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.

Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.

i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.

like what

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm

xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.

I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.

yeah - i hear you on that one.

*refrains furiously*

i didn't used to have any particular problem with the guardian but every time i click on one of their pages there's this hugely smug and self-congratulatory blurb taking up the whole page saying in essence "we impeached the american president, give us money", i suppose i shall eventually learn and quit fucking clicking on guardian links

could be worse, the UK ads say "we fucked the Labour Party"

removed bookmark from thread, i'd already blocked three of you

*nods sagely*

keep the meme alive: PIP/UC’s Arse

THERE'S NO SEX IN YOUR VIOLENCE

ok, done

how about thus: the little women discover that emperor palpatine is still alive and the sith are all lurking under their house

Midgets have the best pussy

*airhorn*

gonna as kindly as possible just suggest that the universal framing is a bad choice there, a really bad choice

whatever's about to happen, we deserve it

That's the Cat'lick in you.

no, the America-hater

and i do hate it

ridiculing isn't the thing nazis need iirc

mark e sith

post it in the thread u coward

hux enduction hour

Dear god, please don't start us down this path.

(I'm Into BB-8)

No seriously, we have to stop.

jedi am kurious oranj

SHEEV THE CAPITAL!

We're going to hell.

bendu sinister

C.R.2.D.2

hit the hoth!

Marquis Jar Jar

Luke Know

Spoilt Mandalorian Child

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/Bobdobbs.png

Spoilt Mandalorian Child

i was gonna go for 'how i wrote elastic mandalorian' but this is so much better

3.7

Ur penis?

hey esby how's it going?

life is good 👍

great revive

not sure which of the godawful bands in these two threads I am more shocked to learn gets ILX love

you can switch off your virtue signal now, we all see it

Robert Forster was so hot, and he aged so well he only got hotter after he died.

Me: “I can’t post that it sounds like the joke is that he’s in hell.”

Him: “damn right he’s in hell. That’s where the cool hot people go, I’m going to fuck him in hell.”

I mean it is a bit on the nose that several men have made virtually the same point I made first and continue to post it now

I'm afraid only a proliferation of socks can remedy that.

I’ve already got SV and pomenitul, how many more do I need?

Fair. Temperance is key if you don't want to blow your cover.

When the Jews return to Zion
And a comet fills the sky
The Holy Roman Empire rises
And you and I must troll

performative despair is a waste of energy and of no use to the powerless people you care about so much

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/06/smarter-living/how-to-complain-.html

My thoughts and prayers are with so many people it's no wonder I have nowt left to think with.

And just when I thought ILM couldn't get any more dumb.

Be kind to the Chocolate Nuts thread!

Yeah but you need to keep them in the freezer

I for one am excited to see what brand of girl power President Nikki Haley brings to the table.