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I've got two, namely

That Doom feature in Wax Poetics was interesting. He was all like, "I'm just a regular guy

which I thought was too boring to post, and

GOD CUTTY WHY DON'T YOU QUIT

which was supposed to be a funny post on the lose weight thread, but I thought it might be interpreted as serious.

See also:

I keep deleting my posts before I post them!

bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (ten years ago) link

yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (ten years ago) link

I have posts I have second thoughts about posting in a posts you decided not to post thread!

Oh, you should post them here.

bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (ten years ago) link

"#^&*$$%&*"

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (ten years ago) link

out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"

now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...

this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)
i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)

and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:29 (ten years ago) link

That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because

bamcquern, Friday, 18 September 2009 18:45 (ten years ago) link

I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 18 September 2009 18:54 (ten years ago) link

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1834/unabomberfbi.gif
unabiden

bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:04 (ten years ago) link

lol

my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:06 (ten years ago) link

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4135/0000046701350.jpg

bamcquern, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:54 (ten years ago) link

wotta comedian

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:19 (ten years ago) link

Ew!

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (ten years ago) link

Dammit, I did not need to see that.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:22 (ten years ago) link

Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (ten years ago) link

Which is fitting.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (ten years ago) link

Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 14:40 (ten years ago) link

I think you're all naive.

Timing of joke off. And

Doesn't seem passive aggressive.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:24 (ten years ago) link

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:30 (ten years ago) link

I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:42 (ten years ago) link

I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.

(bracket name) (jel --), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:54 (ten years ago) link

I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:56 (ten years ago) link

As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:39 (ten years ago) link

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 16:12 (ten years ago) link

Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 17:43 (ten years ago) link

Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:05 (ten years ago) link

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:06 (ten years ago) link

although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."

omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:07 (ten years ago) link

If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it

# suicide [Started by anonymous in November 2001, last updated 6 minutes ago by youwillbeturnedintoapumpkin on I Love Everything] 27 new answers
# Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here [Started by bamcquern in September 2009, last updated 7 minutes ago by omar little on I Love Everything] 19 new answers
# Baltimore [Started by barf bag special (mistymartinez) in October 2005, last updated 7 minutes ago by steamed hams (harbl) on All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar] 4 new answers
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should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:16 (ten years ago) link

11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (ten years ago) link

barely able to see

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (ten years ago) link

I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 02:38 (ten years ago) link

why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:10 (ten years ago) link

I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:13 (ten years ago) link

i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:30 (ten years ago) link

Those famous Unabomber types

Niles Caulder, Monday, 28 September 2009 03:48 (ten years ago) link

oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 01:35 (ten years ago) link

I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:24 (ten years ago) link

Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.

Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.

smell the reality of coffee (Z S), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:28 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (ten years ago) link

like what

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (ten years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm

Mark G, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:45 (ten years ago) link

xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:46 (ten years ago) link

I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.

I am flesh and blood. You are software and circuitry. (chap), Monday, 9 November 2009 21:58 (ten years ago) link

yeah - i hear you on that one.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 22:00 (ten years ago) link

Visibility must be tough with the hoods though?

hyds (gyac), Saturday, 8 February 2020 23:31 (one week ago) link

They have special goggles fitted to the eyeholes

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Sunday, 9 February 2020 00:06 (one week ago) link

cites the names that always get cited, understands almost none of them

mark s, Sunday, 9 February 2020 22:02 (one week ago) link

youre going to get nailed for the ones youve left out

but i think they were best left out, alright

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 14:04 (one week ago) link

lads ffs

imago, Tuesday, 11 February 2020 16:26 (one week ago) link

one-issue candidate

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 07:38 (six days ago) link

joan of arc did not die on a hill: this is the stake i'll die at

mark s, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 18:20 (six days ago) link

omg silicon valley was #44 -- only hilarious to me

sarahell, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 18:41 (six days ago) link

I’m not even following that poll but The Haunting of Hill House or whatever is like the worst shit I’ve seen in my life and I hate everyone who boosts “If it makes ya feel sad it’s good” garbage.

Just needed to express my thoughts on the internet

brimstead, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:09 (six days ago) link

new board decript

greta van thunberger fleetwig (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:14 (six days ago) link

new board decript

new dn on offer

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 20:59 (six days ago) link

this is no ordinary love

Like Sade, Jeffrey Epstein had hirelings to procure his victims, women of lesser means than their ‘aristocratic’ abusers. https://t.co/l5vfQDfgAV

— The New York Review of Books (@nybooks) February 12, 2020

mookieproof, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 21:03 (six days ago) link

the sweetest taboo?

sarahell, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 21:05 (six days ago) link

sarahell otm. most egregious omission of a 'de'.

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 21:09 (six days ago) link

Hah. No place for beginners or sensitive hearts.

beelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 21:24 (six days ago) link

not a very smooth operator

sarahell, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 21:24 (six days ago) link

life

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 21:28 (six days ago) link

but was it a crime? we will never know

breastcrawl, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 22:33 (six days ago) link

I really have no idea why you all feel the need to have an argument over this every year or so.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 13 February 2020 16:55 (five days ago) link

The beauty of this post is that it could apply to so many different threads.

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Thursday, 13 February 2020 16:56 (five days ago) link

US politics

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 February 2020 16:59 (five days ago) link

The new government will have your back on that

hyds (gyac), Thursday, 13 February 2020 17:25 (five days ago) link

idk i guess it might be worth arguing about the character development of the last season of Game of Thrones in 2021?

sarahell, Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:21 (five days ago) link

ha, touché!

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:28 (five days ago) link

to form babby dragon

imago, Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:30 (five days ago) link

they hatch from eggs dude, that's a horribly formed joke

sarahell, Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:39 (five days ago) link

Living it up at the joketell California

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:42 (five days ago) link

you can never lol

sarahell, Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:49 (five days ago) link

what a horribly formed place

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 13 February 2020 20:36 (five days ago) link

I trust you all donated to and/or volunteered for Booker, Harris and/or Castro

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Thursday, 13 February 2020 20:51 (five days ago) link

I don't fuck with Nu metal, soZ

Todd Phillips, party auteur (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 13 February 2020 20:53 (five days ago) link

whiney where are you and why aren't you posting in that thread where you are needed

sarahell, Thursday, 13 February 2020 21:03 (five days ago) link

can't believe "*you're" wasn't the first response

sarahell, Thursday, 13 February 2020 21:16 (five days ago) link

there are no types of threads that make me happier for killfile

juntos pedemos (Euler), Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:19 (five days ago) link

love u too babe

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:20 (five days ago) link

i feel like we have been temporarily taken back in time to 2009 with today's focus on whether or not to have children, The Beatles, and hipster attitudes to band t-shirts

sarahell, Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:23 (five days ago) link

That was the golden age, wasn't it?

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:24 (five days ago) link

I think the main difference is that, regardless of the band's nationality, American audiences have tended to prefer rick music that was influenced by heroin abuse, while British audiences have preferred rock that wasn't.

Deflatormouse, Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:28 (five days ago) link

I love Rick music influenced by heroin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dNIQVYGXbM

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:39 (five days ago) link

Ricky don't lose Larry David's number because heroin abuse

sarahell, Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:45 (five days ago) link

Send it off in a dropper to yourself

Todd Phillips, party auteur (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 13 February 2020 23:17 (five days ago) link

rolling my eyes down the road at the tragedy

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 February 2020 23:20 (five days ago) link

i wouldn't press the button that remotely activated a stick that poked that statement tbpfh

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 14 February 2020 00:31 (four days ago) link

Ilxor wife with the pregnancy = body horror feelings — otm

sarahell, Friday, 14 February 2020 08:50 (four days ago) link

the morrissey the less i know

latin hypercube in shitspace (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 14 February 2020 19:10 (four days ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/mZitVGC.jpg

rip van wanko, Saturday, 15 February 2020 03:12 (three days ago) link

what a horrible little line in such a beautiful little post

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Saturday, 15 February 2020 03:13 (three days ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/aoHKD2q.jpg

rip van wanko, Saturday, 15 February 2020 03:20 (three days ago) link


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