Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

I've got two, namely

That Doom feature in Wax Poetics was interesting. He was all like, "I'm just a regular guy

which I thought was too boring to post, and

GOD CUTTY WHY DON'T YOU QUIT

which was supposed to be a funny post on the lose weight thread, but I thought it might be interpreted as serious.

See also:

I keep deleting my posts before I post them!

yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete

I have posts I have second thoughts about posting in a posts you decided not to post thread!

Oh, you should post them here.

"#^&*$$%&*"

out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"

now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=69780

this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)
i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)

and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.

That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because

I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1834/unabomberfbi.gif
unabiden

lol

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4135/0000046701350.jpg

wotta comedian

http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/115022_main.jpg

Ew!

Dammit, I did not need to see that.

Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.

Which is fitting.

Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.

I think you're all naive.

Timing of joke off. And

Doesn't seem passive aggressive.

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.

http://nerdkore.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/counterdust-2003.jpg

I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.

I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.

As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.

Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?

Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."

If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it

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11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel

barely able to see

I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.

why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?

I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.

i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.

Those famous Unabomber types

oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system

I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.

Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.

Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.

i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.

like what

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm

xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.

I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.

yeah - i hear you on that one.

AllYourLife.gif

... My face?

Epic old school performance this, that can only end one way, badly.

nobody's laid a glove

oh shit wait not him oh god

some of us also into getting our face slapped, would not recommend you adopt face-slapping as a preferred form of address

we never fully explored the specifics of the olive oil ... extra virgin? infused with something? .... missed opportunity

more like your mom's position

and let's say some of the people are blind and want the wolf erotica in audiobook format

and let's say some of the people are blind and want the wolf erotica in audiobook format

― sarahell

you don't even need blind, just do wolf erotica ASMR

hahahahahah

There we go, don’t know why that was so agonising.

i like money tbh -- being able to quantify units of value is very useful

Is this a Meat Loaf song

you don't even need blind, just do wolf erotica ASMR

― Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, July 8, 2020 4:59 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://youtu.be/fSA-S8NWMDk

fatally oversized slag heap amirite

I hope Alan Moore notices you one day!

I thought he was Alan Moore

I answered the phone to him once but the people he was looking for had gone to a child's soccer game

does having to define ambiguous terms feel oppressive?

Depends, it's ambiguous.

otoh hemiola

this isn't a solitary secondary thought but every time I see the "spotify…anyone heard of it?" thread I want to go in and say "I sure have heard of it", I think I even might have done so once, it's like an intrusive thought

lol I totally did, in March

Every time this thread gets bumped I just want to say “yes I have heard of it” but I’ve resisted until now

But yes I’ve heard of it

― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, March 3, 2020 9:03 PM (four months ago)

like I said, intrusive thought

lol there are a few longstanding threads like that, some of the music ones with daft rhetorical questions like "why isn't everybody talking about this artist/record i like?" and the urge to chime in 15 years down the line with a quick "because they're rubbish" is a constant little imp on my shoulder

MICROBLOGING

Has Keith Haring aged well?

first response hof

I don't know if I can deal with two TS's within less than 2h where I actively despise the other term of the equation.

T/S: actually not caring about something and reading right past it vs. pretending you don’t care as belied by incessant aggro “WHO CARES?” posts

you have a remarkably low threshold for "incessant"

really once is a little much

apparently!

I don’t care, do you?

so .... spotify .... anyone heard of it? ... i always think the same as well, and wish for:

-- three months pass --

We have all heard of spotify at this point

this thread has been locked by an administrator

do we need to start an Uncool Liberal Beliefs thread?

Now that's a rhetorical question if ever there was one.

better than a thread containing the phrase "LCD Pollsystem"

thread titles like that make me throw up in my mouth

thread titles like that make me poll up in my mouth

thread titles that make me poll up in my mouth: classic or dud?

lord almighty (redacted) has been doing god's own work on this thread and here comes (redacted) with some good ol' fashioned view-from-nowhere bullshit.

🤔

i know u think the earth is flat but don't u see that every time u fly in a plane you're relying on an understanding of a world that is round?

The real question is: what is the moral value of the flat-earth model?

POLL UP on the MAGICAL MYSTERY THREAD

No, I think we'd gain a lot from discussing it. I wonder who signed the letter?

Are we... already drunk?

Are we... already drunk?

lol we aren't but maybe we should reconsider that

Not yet but I will be