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I've got two, namely

That Doom feature in Wax Poetics was interesting. He was all like, "I'm just a regular guy

which I thought was too boring to post, and

GOD CUTTY WHY DON'T YOU QUIT

which was supposed to be a funny post on the lose weight thread, but I thought it might be interpreted as serious.

See also:

I keep deleting my posts before I post them!

bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (ten years ago) link

yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (ten years ago) link

I have posts I have second thoughts about posting in a posts you decided not to post thread!

Oh, you should post them here.

bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (ten years ago) link

"#^&*$$%&*"

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (ten years ago) link

out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"

now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...

this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)
i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)

and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:29 (ten years ago) link

That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because

bamcquern, Friday, 18 September 2009 18:45 (ten years ago) link

I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 18 September 2009 18:54 (ten years ago) link

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1834/unabomberfbi.gif
unabiden

bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:04 (ten years ago) link

lol

my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:06 (ten years ago) link

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4135/0000046701350.jpg

bamcquern, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:54 (ten years ago) link

wotta comedian

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:19 (ten years ago) link

Ew!

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (ten years ago) link

Dammit, I did not need to see that.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:22 (ten years ago) link

Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (ten years ago) link

Which is fitting.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (ten years ago) link

Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 14:40 (ten years ago) link

I think you're all naive.

Timing of joke off. And

Doesn't seem passive aggressive.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:24 (ten years ago) link

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:30 (ten years ago) link

I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:42 (ten years ago) link

I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.

(bracket name) (jel --), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:54 (ten years ago) link

I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:56 (ten years ago) link

As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:39 (ten years ago) link

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 16:12 (ten years ago) link

Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 17:43 (ten years ago) link

Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:05 (ten years ago) link

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:06 (ten years ago) link

although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."

omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:07 (ten years ago) link

If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it

# suicide [Started by anonymous in November 2001, last updated 6 minutes ago by youwillbeturnedintoapumpkin on I Love Everything] 27 new answers
# Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here [Started by bamcquern in September 2009, last updated 7 minutes ago by omar little on I Love Everything] 19 new answers
# Baltimore [Started by barf bag special (mistymartinez) in October 2005, last updated 7 minutes ago by steamed hams (harbl) on All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar] 4 new answers
# what happens when private emails are posted online? [Started by amateurist in September 2009, last updated 10 minutes ago on I Love Everything]

should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:16 (ten years ago) link

11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (ten years ago) link

barely able to see

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (ten years ago) link

I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 02:38 (ten years ago) link

why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:10 (ten years ago) link

I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:13 (ten years ago) link

i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:30 (ten years ago) link

Those famous Unabomber types

Niles Caulder, Monday, 28 September 2009 03:48 (ten years ago) link

oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 01:35 (ten years ago) link

I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:24 (ten years ago) link

Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.

Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.

smell the reality of coffee (Z S), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:28 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (ten years ago) link

like what

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (ten years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm

Mark G, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:45 (ten years ago) link

xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:46 (ten years ago) link

I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.

I am flesh and blood. You are software and circuitry. (chap), Monday, 9 November 2009 21:58 (ten years ago) link

yeah - i hear you on that one.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 22:00 (ten years ago) link

*refrains furiously*

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 19 December 2019 11:05 (one month ago) link

i didn't used to have any particular problem with the guardian but every time i click on one of their pages there's this hugely smug and self-congratulatory blurb taking up the whole page saying in essence "we impeached the american president, give us money", i suppose i shall eventually learn and quit fucking clicking on guardian links

Agnes Motörhead (rushomancy), Friday, 20 December 2019 00:00 (four weeks ago) link

could be worse, the UK ads say "we fucked the Labour Party"

a very powerful woman in the dog world (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 December 2019 00:35 (four weeks ago) link

removed bookmark from thread, i'd already blocked three of you

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Sunday, 22 December 2019 21:18 (four weeks ago) link

*nods sagely*

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 23 December 2019 00:21 (three weeks ago) link

keep the meme alive: PIP/UC’s Arse

oncle rasélonguebite (crüt), Monday, 23 December 2019 13:16 (three weeks ago) link

THERE'S NO SEX IN YOUR VIOLENCE

pomenitul, Sunday, 29 December 2019 15:53 (three weeks ago) link

ok, done

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 December 2019 16:04 (three weeks ago) link

how about thus: the little women discover that emperor palpatine is still alive and the sith are all lurking under their house

mark s, Monday, 30 December 2019 20:09 (two weeks ago) link

Midgets have the best pussy

sarahell, Tuesday, 31 December 2019 05:32 (two weeks ago) link

*airhorn*

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 05:38 (two weeks ago) link

gonna as kindly as possible just suggest that the universal framing is a bad choice there, a really bad choice

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Friday, 3 January 2020 01:05 (two weeks ago) link

whatever's about to happen, we deserve it

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 January 2020 16:21 (one week ago) link

That's the Cat'lick in you.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 January 2020 16:22 (one week ago) link

no, the America-hater

and i do hate it

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 January 2020 16:37 (one week ago) link

ridiculing isn't the thing nazis need iirc

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Monday, 6 January 2020 18:28 (one week ago) link

mark e sith

mark s, Tuesday, 7 January 2020 13:49 (one week ago) link

post it in the thread u coward

'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 January 2020 13:50 (one week ago) link

hux enduction hour

mark s, Tuesday, 7 January 2020 14:04 (one week ago) link

Dear god, please don't start us down this path.

(I'm Into BB-8)

No seriously, we have to stop.

Drive Like a Demon From Steakhouse to Steakhouse (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 7 January 2020 14:10 (one week ago) link

jedi am kurious oranj

'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 January 2020 14:11 (one week ago) link

SHEEV THE CAPITAL!

We're going to hell.

Drive Like a Demon From Steakhouse to Steakhouse (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 7 January 2020 14:14 (one week ago) link

bendu sinister

'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 January 2020 14:17 (one week ago) link

C.R.2.D.2

'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 January 2020 14:20 (one week ago) link

hit the hoth!

mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 January 2020 14:50 (one week ago) link

Marquis Jar Jar

Death to (NickB), Tuesday, 7 January 2020 14:55 (one week ago) link

Luke Know

Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 January 2020 15:40 (one week ago) link

Spoilt Mandalorian Child

Life is a meaningless nightmare of suffering...save string (Chinaski), Tuesday, 7 January 2020 15:55 (one week ago) link

Spoilt Mandalorian Child

i was gonna go for 'how i wrote elastic mandalorian' but this is so much better

'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 January 2020 16:10 (one week ago) link

3.7

lumen (esby), Thursday, 9 January 2020 00:13 (one week ago) link

Ur penis?

papa stank (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 January 2020 00:13 (one week ago) link

hey esby how's it going?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 9 January 2020 00:16 (one week ago) link

life is good 👍

lumen (esby), Thursday, 9 January 2020 00:29 (one week ago) link

great revive

The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 9 January 2020 00:41 (one week ago) link

not sure which of the godawful bands in these two threads I am more shocked to learn gets ILX love

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 10 January 2020 00:20 (one week ago) link

you can switch off your virtue signal now, we all see it

sarahell, Sunday, 12 January 2020 23:51 (one week ago) link

Robert Forster was so hot, and he aged so well he only got hotter after he died.

Me: “I can’t post that it sounds like the joke is that he’s in hell.”

Him: “damn right he’s in hell. That’s where the cool hot people go, I’m going to fuck him in hell.”

the bones tell me nothing (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 16 January 2020 05:03 (three days ago) link

I mean it is a bit on the nose that several men have made virtually the same point I made first and continue to post it now

steer karma (gyac), Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:00 (three days ago) link

I'm afraid only a proliferation of socks can remedy that.

pomenitul, Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:01 (three days ago) link

I’ve already got SV and pomenitul, how many more do I need?

steer karma (gyac), Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:04 (three days ago) link

Fair. Temperance is key if you don't want to blow your cover.

pomenitul, Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:05 (three days ago) link

When the Jews return to Zion
And a comet fills the sky
The Holy Roman Empire rises
And you and I must troll

papa stank (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:06 (three days ago) link

performative despair is a waste of energy and of no use to the powerless people you care about so much

american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 16 January 2020 19:20 (three days ago) link

My thoughts and prayers are with so many people it's no wonder I have nowt left to think with.

Life is a meaningless nightmare of suffering...save string (Chinaski), Thursday, 16 January 2020 20:38 (three days ago) link

And just when I thought ILM couldn't get any more dumb.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:53 (three days ago) link

Be kind to the Chocolate Nuts thread!

papa stank (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:39 (three days ago) link

Yeah but you need to keep them in the freezer

Yeets don't fail me now (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 17 January 2020 02:07 (two days ago) link

I for one am excited to see what brand of girl power President Nikki Haley brings to the table.

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Saturday, 18 January 2020 01:11 (yesterday) link


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