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I've got two, namely

That Doom feature in Wax Poetics was interesting. He was all like, "I'm just a regular guy

which I thought was too boring to post, and

GOD CUTTY WHY DON'T YOU QUIT

which was supposed to be a funny post on the lose weight thread, but I thought it might be interpreted as serious.

See also:

I keep deleting my posts before I post them!

bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (ten years ago) link

yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (ten years ago) link

I have posts I have second thoughts about posting in a posts you decided not to post thread!

Oh, you should post them here.

bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (ten years ago) link

"#^&*$$%&*"

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (ten years ago) link

out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"

now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...

this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)
i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)

and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:29 (ten years ago) link

That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because

bamcquern, Friday, 18 September 2009 18:45 (ten years ago) link

I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 18 September 2009 18:54 (ten years ago) link

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1834/unabomberfbi.gif
unabiden

bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:04 (ten years ago) link

lol

my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:06 (ten years ago) link

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4135/0000046701350.jpg

bamcquern, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:54 (ten years ago) link

wotta comedian

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:19 (ten years ago) link

Ew!

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (ten years ago) link

Dammit, I did not need to see that.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:22 (ten years ago) link

Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (ten years ago) link

Which is fitting.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (ten years ago) link

Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 14:40 (ten years ago) link

I think you're all naive.

Timing of joke off. And

Doesn't seem passive aggressive.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:24 (ten years ago) link

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:30 (ten years ago) link

I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:42 (ten years ago) link

I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.

(bracket name) (jel --), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:54 (ten years ago) link

I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:56 (ten years ago) link

As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:39 (ten years ago) link

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 16:12 (ten years ago) link

Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 17:43 (ten years ago) link

Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:05 (ten years ago) link

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:06 (ten years ago) link

although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."

omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:07 (ten years ago) link

If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it

# suicide [Started by anonymous in November 2001, last updated 6 minutes ago by youwillbeturnedintoapumpkin on I Love Everything] 27 new answers
# Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here [Started by bamcquern in September 2009, last updated 7 minutes ago by omar little on I Love Everything] 19 new answers
# Baltimore [Started by barf bag special (mistymartinez) in October 2005, last updated 7 minutes ago by steamed hams (harbl) on All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar] 4 new answers
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should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:16 (ten years ago) link

11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (ten years ago) link

barely able to see

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (ten years ago) link

I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 02:38 (ten years ago) link

why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:10 (ten years ago) link

I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:13 (ten years ago) link

i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:30 (ten years ago) link

Those famous Unabomber types

Niles Caulder, Monday, 28 September 2009 03:48 (ten years ago) link

oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 01:35 (ten years ago) link

I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:24 (ten years ago) link

Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.

Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.

smell the reality of coffee (Z S), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:28 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (ten years ago) link

like what

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (ten years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm

Mark G, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:45 (ten years ago) link

xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:46 (ten years ago) link

I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.

I am flesh and blood. You are software and circuitry. (chap), Monday, 9 November 2009 21:58 (ten years ago) link

yeah - i hear you on that one.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 22:00 (ten years ago) link

sinead o'corona

strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Wednesday, 18 March 2020 21:04 (one week ago) link

worst new poster

budo jeru, Thursday, 19 March 2020 00:19 (one week ago) link

I probably ought to give blood, but at at a time when my blood isn't mostly whiskey and weed

love will keep us apart (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 20 March 2020 00:32 (one week ago) link

(nor from reality)

Sund4r, Sunday, 22 March 2020 16:09 (one week ago) link

jeeeeeeeeeesusssssssssss christ

thou shalt not covid thy neighbour's wife (darraghmac), Monday, 23 March 2020 16:22 (one week ago) link

a dedicated death pool competition vs another thread about the Beatles

sarahell, Monday, 23 March 2020 16:32 (one week ago) link

Ringo Starr

coco vide (pomenitul), Monday, 23 March 2020 16:34 (one week ago) link

a tragic disruption to human life that people won't stop boring on about even tho there is nothing of note to say vs coronavirus

except the boulder has "THE BEATLES" written on it

RIP Paul McCartney (started by Noodle Vague)

sarahell, Monday, 23 March 2020 16:54 (one week ago) link

I wanna boulder, maaaaaaaan

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 March 2020 16:56 (one week ago) link

I can't even fathom going on political thread of a foreign country and constantly shitposting myself, but you do you.

Why, I would make a fantastic Nero! (PBKR), Monday, 23 March 2020 19:15 (one week ago) link

Feeling very seen rn

some of you are enjoying this (gyac), Monday, 23 March 2020 19:17 (one week ago) link

can't even fathom going on the territory of a foreign country and constantly shitbombing

Two Gentlemen with the Rona (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 March 2020 19:22 (one week ago) link

War crimes either way.

Why, I would make a fantastic Nero! (PBKR), Monday, 23 March 2020 19:33 (one week ago) link

NV lol

but still

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 23 March 2020 20:19 (one week ago) link

there's shitposting and then there's shitposting

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 23 March 2020 20:19 (one week ago) link

oh I wasn't having a go it just seemed like the obviously trenchant observation

Two Gentlemen with the Rona (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 March 2020 20:20 (one week ago) link

oh, I think having a go is well earned!

if I lived elsewhere I would feel totally justified posting in these threads *up to a certain fucking point*

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 23 March 2020 20:27 (one week ago) link

closing borders bit alas all too late

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 23 March 2020 20:28 (one week ago) link

I’m sorry for your lossy compression

felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 14:41 (six days ago) link

I know somewhere you can get yeast

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 13:38 (five days ago) link

my god

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 13:39 (five days ago) link

oi watch it you

ymo sumac (NickB), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 13:41 (five days ago) link

I decided not to post it!

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 13:41 (five days ago) link

In conclusion, your brain is a land of contrasts.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 14:07 (five days ago) link

Going back & listening to a bunch of rarely-listened-to records from my collection made me realize just how little I like the B-52s. And this record even less.

rawdogging the pandemic (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 26 March 2020 04:17 (four days ago) link

you should read a book iirc

sarahell, Thursday, 26 March 2020 04:19 (four days ago) link

How did you all manage to make even this thread not fun to read

El Tomboto, Thursday, 26 March 2020 04:29 (four days ago) link

Oh wait one of you is sic and another one is fred, n/m

El Tomboto, Thursday, 26 March 2020 04:30 (four days ago) link

have you considered just getting a blog

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 26 March 2020 13:14 (four days ago) link

new borad description

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:07 (four days ago) link

I hate all the popcorn tease itt

brimstead, Thursday, 26 March 2020 18:41 (four days ago) link

also, all of you go fuck yourselves, you little shits

silby, Thursday, 26 March 2020 19:20 (four days ago) link

Weird thing to post in the Tiny Tim thread but to each his own

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 26 March 2020 19:29 (four days ago) link

fuck a cop but maybe take a breather silby

Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 March 2020 19:29 (four days ago) link

is today everyone's first day on the internet or something?

rob, Thursday, 26 March 2020 19:32 (four days ago) link

Tell the situation to eat shit.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 26 March 2020 19:33 (four days ago) link

i fucking hate cops too but given the significantly less theoretical possibility of marauding gangs (i mean besides cops, smartass) in the foreseeable future telling cops to eat shit is not a high priority of mine

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 26 March 2020 19:37 (four days ago) link

The Situation

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Sorrentino

love will keep us apart (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 26 March 2020 19:38 (four days ago) link

sub "VPL" for "VPN" and the discussion takes a different turn

love will keep us apart (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:58 (three days ago) link

I cried tbh

Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 March 2020 23:33 (three days ago) link

ILX undergoing its puberty rites yet again.

coco vide (pomenitul), Friday, 27 March 2020 23:48 (three days ago) link

love too show my support for women by posting on a thread for 12 hours about false accusations

extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Saturday, 28 March 2020 00:08 (two days ago) link

Fucking coward

Frederik B, Saturday, 28 March 2020 00:11 (two days ago) link

top-flight coronasplaining there from someone who had to be talked out of going on an international holiday two weeks ago.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 29 March 2020 13:44 (yesterday) link

I enjoy this AF a lot, it must be said

extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Sunday, 29 March 2020 13:45 (yesterday) link

The Fightin' Farrells are in town.

Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Sunday, 29 March 2020 14:15 (yesterday) link


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