Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

I've got two, namely

That Doom feature in Wax Poetics was interesting. He was all like, "I'm just a regular guy

which I thought was too boring to post, and

GOD CUTTY WHY DON'T YOU QUIT

which was supposed to be a funny post on the lose weight thread, but I thought it might be interpreted as serious.

See also:

I keep deleting my posts before I post them!

yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete

I have posts I have second thoughts about posting in a posts you decided not to post thread!

Oh, you should post them here.

"#^&*$$%&*"

out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"

now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=69780

this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)
i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)

and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.

That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because

I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1834/unabomberfbi.gif
unabiden

lol

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4135/0000046701350.jpg

wotta comedian

http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/115022_main.jpg

Ew!

Dammit, I did not need to see that.

Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.

Which is fitting.

Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.

I think you're all naive.

Timing of joke off. And

Doesn't seem passive aggressive.

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.

http://nerdkore.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/counterdust-2003.jpg

I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.

I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.

As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.

Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?

Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."

If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it

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11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel

barely able to see

I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.

why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?

I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.

i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.

Those famous Unabomber types

oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system

I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.

Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.

Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.

i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.

like what

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm

xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.

I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.

yeah - i hear you on that one.

Crazy talk, toast is the food of some Gods or other.

Not a partic controp that the UK has one of the worst bread selections in the Western world, so toast it may very well be.

*the hovis lad freewheels down vast hill, tumbles into sinkhole at hillfoot and is swept away by underground floods*

heavens no, he who wouldst bring fire to the heart of his god-bread, hath hoved hocks of hack-spit at holy Hovis, he too shall be enbinned, and the bin shall be conflagrated with him within

But Brian had to suffer for his art. One of the scenes involved celebrating England winning the 1966World Cup, with proud Scot Brian having to cheer as he was passed by a Ford Anglia full of flag-waving England fans.

Brian said: "We were filming the 1960s scenes on the last day and, on the last take, the director said that, as I was a Scotland fan, I could make a rude sign at the fans in the car as they passed by.

"They gave me a DVD of the advert after filming and it included a version with that take in it."

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/real-life/the-scots-schoolboy-picked-to-be-star-of-new-989786

xp

"he who hath hoved hocks of hack-spit at holy Hovis" a+

Toast Poll

let's not relive the grilled cheese insanity

is a hot dog a sandwich

Manatee scans like Xanadu

toast you had second thoughts about

don't think too long or it will get cold ...

Second thoughts are wasted upon that which cannot be untoasted.

This thread really sleeping on the fact that the same people approved Ready Player One.

I can't stand L'Rain

I don’t think I’m down with this development

what if das übermensch but too much

My extremely cool and not at all conservative belief is that people waste too much time acknowledging that fool

arah ye do crack me up all the same so ye do god bless

lots of amazing ppl out there that aren't angry incels, lot of amazing music out there that isn't angry incel music, think i'll go think about better things

It's very funny that the top two threads on ILM right now are about Grimes and Amanda Palmer, 'cause there's about a fingernail's worth of difference between them IMO.

I was tempted to post something similar, although we obv should call out male narcissists with the same zeal (and I'm not sure we always do)

Time to revive the musical challop thread?

"Narcissists make for excellent musicians due to their actualisation of the ubermensch fantasy!"

A Mensch is just a human being in German so it checks out.

i take no pleasure in reporting this

Jay-Z - Big Pimpin'

palmer does not sound anything like grimes to me - if you just mean that they're both women musical artists who ilmers are inclined to dislike for extra-musical reasons like their personalities or the controversies they've been involved in.... i expect more!

ranking member? more like wanking member amirite

Alternative faps

ffs, france

Oh look, Taylor's there too now ;)

Ban Pound, ban Lovecraft, ban Mishima, ban Hamsun, ban D'Annunzio, ban Eliot, ban Jünger…

I mean

Unlike most of these artists, who have officially embraced the movement and sometimes shoot women on weekends.

Holy shit, what a long, drawn out death!

i find david muir to be incredibly lame, like a cross between the American Psycho dude and idk Hymie from Get Smart

My contempt for snide bullshit merchant Clive James is that bad I feel I should keep it out of the obituary thread

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🎈📌💥 🎈📌💥 🎈📌💥 🎈📌💥 🎈📌💥

lmao

i kind of want to copy and paste that over and over again

Wow such thought-provoking picks, I dearly hope a Pulitzer's underway.

RIP. What a hill to die on.

imagine if Obama had ever placed 23rd in Pazz & Jop; the arguments would just be starting

more into drone iirc

i find david muir to be incredibly lame, like a cross between the American Psycho dude and idk Hymie from Get Smart

― brimstead

a cross between david cross and jamie muir

the creatures outside looked from rockist to poptimist, and from poptimist to rockist, and from rockist to poptimist again; but already it was impossible to say which was which

waaaaaah, stop discriminating against tuneless white people shouting about bollocks

lol ysi

https://genius.com/Kunt-and-the-gang-amy-its-a-terrible-shamey-lyrics