Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

I've got two, namely

That Doom feature in Wax Poetics was interesting. He was all like, "I'm just a regular guy

which I thought was too boring to post, and

GOD CUTTY WHY DON'T YOU QUIT

which was supposed to be a funny post on the lose weight thread, but I thought it might be interpreted as serious.

See also:

I keep deleting my posts before I post them!

yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete

I have posts I have second thoughts about posting in a posts you decided not to post thread!

Oh, you should post them here.

"#^&*$$%&*"

out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"

now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=69780

this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)
i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)

and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.

That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because

I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1834/unabomberfbi.gif
unabiden

lol

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4135/0000046701350.jpg

wotta comedian

http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/115022_main.jpg

Ew!

Dammit, I did not need to see that.

Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.

Which is fitting.

Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.

I think you're all naive.

Timing of joke off. And

Doesn't seem passive aggressive.

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.

http://nerdkore.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/counterdust-2003.jpg

I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.

I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.

As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.

Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?

Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."

If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it

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11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel

barely able to see

I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.

why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?

I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.

i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.

Those famous Unabomber types

oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system

I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.

Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.

Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.

i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.

like what

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm

xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.

I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.

yeah - i hear you on that one.

fuck books. read thoughts.

Imagine taking up space and making it about your need to troll at a time like this. Must be nice for it just to be a game.

(clicks "New Poll")

who does the united states hate more?

•women

•children

literally. rascally fucken reagan.

he looks like wile e coyote in my mind right now. but like a hyper realistic version and i can see all of the bacteria festering around the corners of his mouth. he just kind of walks around thrusting his scrawny, also very disease-infected pelvis upwards and around as he saunters. he tries to make it seem like he's lost control of his own physical movements, but you know it's all an act.

you both know that as he finally makes eye contact with you and turns his roughly furry, but mostly patchy pelvis towards you.

your last words are: " ... but i voted for palin!"

(man this "choose your adventure" book sucks, jfc)

who does the united states hate more?

•women

•children

― "Why is the voice of reason treated as the unreliable narrator?", asked (Austin), Friday, June 24, 2022 2:53 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

otm, what the absolute goddamn fuck

hey we elected a black man before we'd let an icky woman in there.

(insert "nervous man who can't decide which button to press" meme. one says "massacre children" and the other says "enslave women" and our friends on the scotus just wanna press both, gosh darnit.)

like yeah: let's get this sausage party a-goin'!👍🏻

just hope i live to see the day when it will be legally required for every man to have a biomechanical gun implanted onto his gentials. it'll become known as "the crotch cannon" and you better believe there's upgrades available, friend.

this ruling has been brought to you by country crotches. don't ask what you can do for your crotch cannon, ask what country crotches can do for you. now, with a word in praise of country crotches, here's justice thomas:

"my fellow americans,

lol it's an actual gun for my junk? nice!"

i mean they already have "crotch rockets", right?

it's the logical next step. c'mon, elon. bring TSLA back from the dumps a little? bit of the old pump and dump, yeah? 'cept we're physically pumping this time, babaaaaayy!

(oh, might have forgotten to mention that one of the crotch cannon's available add-ons is a motor that exists solely to replicate the sound of a revving harley davidson and emit coal exhaust. for the proper gentleman.)

(so basically the rest of the story is elon musk was in on it the whole time, invents crotch cannon, becomes a politician, takes over world, everyone loses lol. the end.)

(also maybe a foregone conclusion, but no girls allowed in any of this kickassery. back to the birthing hive with you, lady!)

-interruption for reality: this is how a a crazy person deals with extremely bad news. sorry if my angry cynical toilet humor is upsetting. i figure: it's already gotten worse than i had ever imagined, might as well go extreme and have a laugh. i don't know how else to process anything. i'll shut up now.-

ts: too much media coverage of kate bush vs. too much media coverage of glastonbury

either way it’s a nightmare innit

i mean they're both avoidable but still

Both are areas where there could be interesting things to say, but all the coverage consistently misses all opportunities.

In the case of Glastonbury, journos are shamelessly turning out the same articles every time.

transistor is actually a pretty cool album. some amazing vocal harmonies.

It seems some men just can't restrain themselves when they hear that phrase: On the Basis of Sex.

these are fascinating questions, have you tried being a stoned teenager sitting in on a political theory class

It seems some men just can't restrain themselves when they hear that phrase: On the Basis of Sex.

― Halfway there but for you

and on top of that they won't stop sliding into my dms asking _me_ to help

The idea that Native Americans were pastoral hippie children really needs to fucking die.

Who is saying this

and here it is again with peter hammill and robert fripp

📹

Honestly, an adult starting a complaint with “I’m allowed…” regarding expressing an opinion should be treated as the embarrassment it is.

i can easily make a list of, you know, what I'm gonna do it right here, I'm gonna make a list of awesome songs that I love that use that slur but I'm gonna replace it with the non-offensive term:

An Albatross - Cosmic Romani
Bill Evans - Dream Romani
Bob Dylan - Went To See the Romani Man
Chubby Checker - Romani
Curtis Mayfield - Romani Woman
Damon - Song of a Romani
Donovan - The Enchanted Romani
Eddie South - Black Romani
Erroll Garner - Romani In My Soul
The Firebirds - Romani Fire
Fotheringay - Romani Davey
James P. Johnson - Romani Blues
Jimi Hendrix - Romani Eyes
Kingdom Come - Romani
Miriam Backhouse - Romani Without a Road
The Orkustra - Romani Odyssey
RD Burman - Romani Dance
Santana - Black Magic Woman/Romani Queen
Tim Buckley - Romani Woman

Who is saying this

― Osama bin Chinese (gyac)

pastoral hippies, mostly

weird, that

xp if you’re so bothered by the slur, why didn’t you say anything? Would you necessarily recognise a Romani person by sight? Lots of people have ancestry and don’t disclose it openly.

what thread?

xp if you’re so bothered by the slur, why didn’t you say anything? Would you necessarily recognise a Romani person by sight? Lots of people have ancestry and don’t disclose it openly.

― Osama bin Chinese (gyac)

i'm writing about a complicated situation where i'm not necessarily in the right, like, i'm deliberately making myself vulnerable and not portraying myself as someone who is wise and knows everything, and you're asking me if i might possibly be wrong here, yeah, that's the underlying point i'm trying to get it, i _don't_ know everything and i _do_ get it wrong sometimes and there is a good argument that i got it wrong here. i'm definitely open to, like, particularly if someone who _is_ of romani origin feels _comfortable_, like, nobody's _obligated_ to do it, but if somebody with lived experience that i don't feels comfortable educating me on how i got it wrong, i'm really open to that!

I understand and agree with all that, I just didn’t get the part of the post where you decided not to say anything because you didn’t think there were any Romani people there. Surely it is still racist either way?

I for one support the effort to cancel Stevie Nicks no matter the method

did you get too many Stevie Nicks inspired dog photos?

you know what other movie had impressive crowd scenes

https://makeagif.com/i/jUW9p9

https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-17-2015/jUW9p9.gif

you mean Triumph of the will?

yeah, I couldn't resist the joek but didn't want to shit up the RRR thread

triumph of the lol

I understand and agree with all that, I just didn’t get the part of the post where you decided not to say anything because you didn’t think there were any Romani people there. Surely it is still racist either way?

― Osama bin Chinese (gyac)

sorry gyac, i gave it my best shot, i got nothin' else

triumph of the lol

― sarahell

baby was a vegetarian

The fair was in town this weekend & there was a car parked round our way with the vanity plate G7 PSY

xps yeah sorry, I’m really not interested in having a go at you, just that part of the post made me not understand that you meant. Sorry about this.

no worries, i don't take it that way. i just used to be the kinda person where it was VERY IMPORTANT that everybody UNDERSTAND what i'm ACTUALLY SAYING and nowadays it's more, you know, i do my best but if i don't always communicate well it's not the end of the world. we cool.

Thank you, I felt really bad about my posts reading back and I was too hard on you. That attitude is a better way to be.

Just say it, man

triumph of the lol

― sarahell

lmao

That joke is better than Hitler

damn well be sure to keep ilx updated on stock market trading tips at least

I would give money to a child specifically so it could purchase heroin before I would give money to any politician ever.

call that harm reduction

it's amazing how you do nothing but restate the obvious, yet still think that it's somehow worth posting

more of a "branlette" iirc

it's amazing how you do nothing but restate the obvious, yet still think that it's somehow worth posting

more of a "branlette" iirc

ah