I've got two, namely
That Doom feature in Wax Poetics was interesting. He was all like, "I'm just a regular guy
which I thought was too boring to post, and
GOD CUTTY WHY DON'T YOU QUIT
which was supposed to be a funny post on the lose weight thread, but I thought it might be interpreted as serious.
See also:
I keep deleting my posts before I post them!
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (nine years ago) Permalink
yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (nine years ago) Permalink
I have posts I have second thoughts about posting in a posts you decided not to post thread!
― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:21 (nine years ago) Permalink
Oh, you should post them here.
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (nine years ago) Permalink
"#^&*$$%&*"
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (nine years ago) Permalink
out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"
― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:23 (nine years ago) Permalink
now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...
― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:24 (nine years ago) Permalink
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=69780
― velko, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:26 (nine years ago) Permalink
this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)
and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:29 (nine years ago) Permalink
That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because
― bamcquern, Friday, 18 September 2009 18:45 (nine years ago) Permalink
I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 18 September 2009 18:54 (nine years ago) Permalink
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1834/unabomberfbi.gifunabiden
― bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:04 (nine years ago) Permalink
lol
― my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:06 (nine years ago) Permalink
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4135/0000046701350.jpg
― bamcquern, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:54 (nine years ago) Permalink
wotta comedian
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:19 (nine years ago) Permalink
http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/115022_main.jpg
― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (nine years ago) Permalink
Ew!
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (nine years ago) Permalink
Dammit, I did not need to see that.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:22 (nine years ago) Permalink
Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (nine years ago) Permalink
Which is fitting.
Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 14:40 (nine years ago) Permalink
I think you're all naive.
Timing of joke off. And
Doesn't seem passive aggressive.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:24 (nine years ago) Permalink
i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.
― scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:30 (nine years ago) Permalink
I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:42 (nine years ago) Permalink
http://nerdkore.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/counterdust-2003.jpg
― Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:52 (nine years ago) Permalink
I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.
― (bracket name) (jel --), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:54 (nine years ago) Permalink
I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:56 (nine years ago) Permalink
As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:39 (nine years ago) Permalink
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 16:12 (nine years ago) Permalink
Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?
― bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 17:43 (nine years ago) Permalink
Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:05 (nine years ago) Permalink
― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:06 (nine years ago) Permalink
although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."
― omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:07 (nine years ago) Permalink
If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it
# suicide [Started by anonymous in November 2001, last updated 6 minutes ago by youwillbeturnedintoapumpkin on I Love Everything] 27 new answers# Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here [Started by bamcquern in September 2009, last updated 7 minutes ago by omar little on I Love Everything] 19 new answers# Baltimore [Started by barf bag special (mistymartinez) in October 2005, last updated 7 minutes ago by steamed hams (harbl) on All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar] 4 new answers# what happens when private emails are posted online? [Started by amateurist in September 2009, last updated 10 minutes ago on I Love Everything]
― should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:16 (nine years ago) Permalink
11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (nine years ago) Permalink
barely able to see
I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.
― bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 02:38 (nine years ago) Permalink
why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:10 (nine years ago) Permalink
I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.
― bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:13 (nine years ago) Permalink
i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:30 (nine years ago) Permalink
Those famous Unabomber types
― Niles Caulder, Monday, 28 September 2009 03:48 (nine years ago) Permalink
oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 01:35 (nine years ago) Permalink
I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:24 (nine years ago) Permalink
Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.
Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.
― smell the reality of coffee (Z S), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:28 (nine years ago) Permalink
i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (nine years ago) Permalink
like what
― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (nine years ago) Permalink
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm
― Mark G, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:45 (nine years ago) Permalink
xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:46 (nine years ago) Permalink
I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.
― I am flesh and blood. You are software and circuitry. (chap), Monday, 9 November 2009 21:58 (nine years ago) Permalink
yeah - i hear you on that one.
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 22:00 (nine years ago) Permalink
speaking of things there are already 2 threads for
― difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 21:09 (three weeks ago) Permalink
oh wait NV was already talking about transformer i thought you meant something else lol
― difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 21:10 (three weeks ago) Permalink
Yes, let's bring fucking Radiohead into this thread about a band that is not Radiohead. That will really make this a better thread.
http://www.wgo.to/kouwes/henkvisser.jpghttp://www.wgo.to/kouwes/henkvisser.jpghttp://www.wgo.to/kouwes/henkvisser.jpg
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 23:01 (three weeks ago) Permalink
Yes, that's how a search function generally works. Clever boy!
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 6 June 2019 13:07 (two weeks ago) Permalink
itt: people who don't know how to use this thread
― american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 6 June 2019 13:09 (two weeks ago) Permalink
^always intriguing when you see a 2nd thought post that could be meant for any number of threads
― shhh / let peaceful like things (wins), Thursday, 6 June 2019 15:32 (two weeks ago) Permalink
https://youtube/watch?v=YVkUvmDQ3HY
― wake me up when we get to Biffy Clyro (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 June 2019 05:36 (two weeks ago) Permalink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVkUvmDQ3HY
― wake me up when we get to Biffy Clyro (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 June 2019 05:37 (two weeks ago) Permalink
👍
― godfellaz (darraghmac), Friday, 7 June 2019 08:02 (two weeks ago) Permalink
risen like a phoenix
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 7 June 2019 08:06 (two weeks ago) Permalink
Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 7 June 2019 08:40 (two weeks ago) Permalink
keeping the robot from killing itself
― lumen (esby), Friday, 7 June 2019 17:39 (two weeks ago) Permalink
the exercise has definitely given purpose to those of people who might otherwise kill themselves
― sarahell, Friday, 7 June 2019 17:43 (two weeks ago) Permalink
tankie
― Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Saturday, 8 June 2019 16:30 (two weeks ago) Permalink
you aren't so painful when you keep it short and concise xxx
― calzino, Saturday, 8 June 2019 16:34 (two weeks ago) Permalink
TIL a lot ILMers were awfully socially conscious about what music they listened to in their teens (and even later). I don't like people that let others dictate what is or isn't cool. Never have.
― ilm jive mind (FlopsyDuck), Saturday, 8 June 2019 23:06 (two weeks ago) Permalink
Fuel can't melt Steel Panther
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Sunday, 9 June 2019 01:22 (two weeks ago) Permalink
― godfellaz (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 June 2019 01:55 (two weeks ago) Permalink
spinechilling impending death vibe on this
never heard the album tho
― Oy McVey (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 23:48 (two weeks ago) Permalink
lol made the same joke on the thread
― imago, Tuesday, 11 June 2019 23:53 (two weeks ago) Permalink
Rly surprised Hope Solo has a squeaky voice
― Bash Street Kids: Endgame (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 23:55 (two weeks ago) Permalink
hey buddy you may just be depressed
― Mordy, Thursday, 13 June 2019 15:30 (one week ago) Permalink
anyone gonna post the end of that sentence
― shhh / let peaceful like things (wins), Thursday, 13 June 2019 19:02 (one week ago) Permalink
jesus christ
― godfellaz (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 June 2019 21:35 (one week ago) Permalink
spose it explains being so triggered by irish catholics tho tbf
― godfellaz (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 June 2019 21:52 (one week ago) Permalink
how can anything date horribly when there's like 30 years left of existence tops
― american bradass (BradNelson), Saturday, 15 June 2019 12:43 (one week ago) Permalink
you obviously haven't been on a date with me
― mookieproof, Saturday, 15 June 2019 19:32 (one week ago) Permalink
https://imgur.com/a/f1kzfYd
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Monday, 17 June 2019 13:02 (one week ago) Permalink
https://i.imgur.com/jVa3Pgl.jpg
it me
― mark s, Monday, 17 June 2019 13:09 (one week ago) Permalink
there should be a comedy skit or onion-esque article about a kids rock camp somewhere in Chicago where all the kids have dads who were in bands back in the 90s/early 2000s and the kids attempt to emulate their dads and re-enact the scene squabbles from the time, but it would be hilarious and adorable because they'd be like 8 year olds arguing about whether steve albini is a dick, who is/was a sell out, and whose edgy music was actually boring and shitty.
― sarahell, Monday, 17 June 2019 18:39 (one week ago) Permalink
kids rock camp somewhere in Chicago where all the kids have dads who were in bands back in the 90s/early 2000s this part sounds very much like the real girls rock camp, not all the dads but definitely a few i recognize!
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, 17 June 2019 20:14 (one week ago) Permalink
i can see this is going to get brutal fast
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 17 June 2019 20:37 (one week ago) Permalink
xp - inspired by a friend of mine who was a Chicago band dude at the time, who now is a dad with a 7 yr old daughter, who he claims is really good at making up names for subgenres
― sarahell, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 16:23 (one week ago) Permalink
insane, actual insanity
― godfellaz (darraghmac), Friday, 21 June 2019 06:32 (five days ago) Permalink
otm, probably.
― pomenitul, Friday, 21 June 2019 07:03 (five days ago) Permalink
At the least, there's a wing named after her at the Academy of the Overrated.
― All along there is the sound of feedback (Sund4r), Friday, 21 June 2019 11:18 (five days ago) Permalink
gr8 b8 m8
― pomenitul, Friday, 21 June 2019 11:36 (five days ago) Permalink
praise from caesar
― Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 June 2019 19:09 (five days ago) Permalink
you zung me with that way back when you were just another generic angry british person and no doubt i was just another untrustworthy troll type and i turned to van and i said
wouldnt it be great if it was like this all the time
― godfellaz (darraghmac), Friday, 21 June 2019 20:14 (five days ago) Permalink
love generic angry british persons, best type of angry british persons
― sarahell, Saturday, 22 June 2019 02:59 (four days ago) Permalink
we dont get a lot else these days
course, before 1921 we didnt get a lot else neither
― godfellaz (darraghmac), Saturday, 22 June 2019 08:07 (four days ago) Permalink
my last post was a completely unrelated post i had second thoughts about from elsewhere btw
― Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 22 June 2019 08:09 (four days ago) Permalink
its the fun of the thread
― godfellaz (darraghmac), Saturday, 22 June 2019 08:10 (four days ago) Permalink
bear in the new era
― sarahell, Sunday, 23 June 2019 20:56 (three days ago) Permalink
Clickbait! it's me, your Cathy, I've come home
― sarahell, Sunday, 23 June 2019 21:16 (three days ago) Permalink
thank god the experts have arrived
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 23 June 2019 23:41 (three days ago) Permalink
lol i like that one
― Trϵϵship, Monday, 24 June 2019 00:01 (two days ago) Permalink
can't believe someone posted a long, contextless list of bands on ilm
― Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 12:56 (six hours ago) Permalink
It happens, but no trve ILMer would ever do such a thing.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 12:59 (six hours ago) Permalink