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I've got two, namely

That Doom feature in Wax Poetics was interesting. He was all like, "I'm just a regular guy

which I thought was too boring to post, and

GOD CUTTY WHY DON'T YOU QUIT

which was supposed to be a funny post on the lose weight thread, but I thought it might be interpreted as serious.

See also:

I keep deleting my posts before I post them!

bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (eight years ago) Permalink

yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (eight years ago) Permalink

I have posts I have second thoughts about posting in a posts you decided not to post thread!

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:21 (eight years ago) Permalink

Oh, you should post them here.

bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

"#^&*$$%&*"

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:23 (eight years ago) Permalink

now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)
i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)

and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:29 (eight years ago) Permalink

That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because

bamcquern, Friday, 18 September 2009 18:45 (eight years ago) Permalink

I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 18 September 2009 18:54 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1834/unabomberfbi.gif
unabiden

bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:04 (eight years ago) Permalink

lol

my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:06 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4135/0000046701350.jpg

bamcquern, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:54 (eight years ago) Permalink

wotta comedian

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:19 (eight years ago) Permalink

Ew!

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (eight years ago) Permalink

Dammit, I did not need to see that.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

Which is fitting.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 14:40 (eight years ago) Permalink

I think you're all naive.

Timing of joke off. And

Doesn't seem passive aggressive.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:30 (eight years ago) Permalink

I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:42 (eight years ago) Permalink

I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.

(bracket name) (jel --), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:54 (eight years ago) Permalink

I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:56 (eight years ago) Permalink

As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:39 (eight years ago) Permalink

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 16:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 17:43 (eight years ago) Permalink

Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:05 (eight years ago) Permalink

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:06 (eight years ago) Permalink

although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."

omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:07 (eight years ago) Permalink

If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it

# suicide [Started by anonymous in November 2001, last updated 6 minutes ago by youwillbeturnedintoapumpkin on I Love Everything] 27 new answers
# Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here [Started by bamcquern in September 2009, last updated 7 minutes ago by omar little on I Love Everything] 19 new answers
# Baltimore [Started by barf bag special (mistymartinez) in October 2005, last updated 7 minutes ago by steamed hams (harbl) on All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar] 4 new answers
# what happens when private emails are posted online? [Started by amateurist in September 2009, last updated 10 minutes ago on I Love Everything]

should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:16 (eight years ago) Permalink

11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (eight years ago) Permalink

barely able to see

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (eight years ago) Permalink

I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 02:38 (eight years ago) Permalink

why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:10 (eight years ago) Permalink

I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:13 (eight years ago) Permalink

i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:30 (eight years ago) Permalink

Those famous Unabomber types

Niles Caulder, Monday, 28 September 2009 03:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 01:35 (eight years ago) Permalink

I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.

Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.

smell the reality of coffee (Z S), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:28 (eight years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (eight years ago) Permalink

like what

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm

Mark G, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:45 (eight years ago) Permalink

xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:46 (eight years ago) Permalink

I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.

I am flesh and blood. You are software and circuitry. (chap), Monday, 9 November 2009 21:58 (eight years ago) Permalink

yeah - i hear you on that one.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 22:00 (eight years ago) Permalink

embarrassed jack white

flappy bird, Friday, 29 June 2018 17:36 (three weeks ago) Permalink

xp probably too soon for this thread even

scopin' VARs (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 29 June 2018 17:57 (three weeks ago) Permalink

ts compaq vs packard bell

brimstead, Friday, 29 June 2018 21:59 (three weeks ago) Permalink

tandy or gtfo

this ukulele annoys fascists (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 30 June 2018 00:16 (two weeks ago) Permalink

emachines bitches

rehab hot (rip van wanko), Saturday, 30 June 2018 00:21 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Congratulations on your one millionth post this week!

rehab hot (rip van wanko), Saturday, 30 June 2018 05:18 (two weeks ago) Permalink

tandy or gtfo

― this ukulele annoys fascists

fuck that shit, grundy newbrain

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Saturday, 30 June 2018 13:05 (two weeks ago) Permalink

lol at ymp screen name

U. K. Le Garage (wins), Saturday, 30 June 2018 13:13 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Congratulations on yer one billionth post this week !

Rhubarb (Ross), Saturday, 30 June 2018 13:57 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Well I think you’re dope tbh

Garden variety uncouth (Ross), Sunday, 1 July 2018 08:43 (two weeks ago) Permalink

AOC can you say

Karl Malone, Sunday, 1 July 2018 18:01 (two weeks ago) Permalink

v

U. K. Le Garage (wins), Sunday, 1 July 2018 18:26 (two weeks ago) Permalink

the Snail and the Pelly and Me

soref, Monday, 2 July 2018 12:20 (two weeks ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP0oQCh_teg

cr.ht (crüt), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 13:35 (two weeks ago) Permalink

best songs over 60 seconds but shorter than 30 minutes

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 22:20 (two weeks ago) Permalink

I think "best" is a typo for "list"

Meunier tear has to fall (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 22:29 (two weeks ago) Permalink

hey a lot of the Trump / Putin posts out there on social media are crazy homophobic so maybe cut that shit out

Simon H., Wednesday, 4 July 2018 04:23 (two weeks ago) Permalink

45, please.

flappy bird, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 05:12 (two weeks ago) Permalink

is that a pumpkins reference? you lost me

mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 05:15 (two weeks ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYmnJ--sAnk

flappy bird, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 05:35 (two weeks ago) Permalink

<3

mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 05:40 (two weeks ago) Permalink

look there's a reason Pecksniffery was identified and defined in England, sorry if i'm being unfair on this shithouse non-nation

Neymar, Mr Nice Guy (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 11:01 (two weeks ago) Permalink

ha!

Tim, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 11:12 (two weeks ago) Permalink

It's because our literature is the greatest in the world.

Tim, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 11:13 (two weeks ago) Permalink

it was but where is it now eh

mark s, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 11:25 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Yerac’s main squeeze is a manspreader !

Luna Schlosser, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 13:47 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Feel sorry for your country. It’s come to this

Ross, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 14:02 (two weeks ago) Permalink

congrats, you made an uplifting thread gross

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Friday, 6 July 2018 20:26 (two weeks ago) Permalink

xpost, in orbit made the same comment at the time. I also criticized myself for putting my bag on the seat.

Yerac, Friday, 6 July 2018 20:34 (two weeks ago) Permalink

apparently the only person allowed to suck on their mother's breasts in this country is mike pence

Karl Malone, Sunday, 8 July 2018 18:54 (one week ago) Permalink

PRAISE FROM CAESAR

he's one of our pwn (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 July 2018 00:50 (one week ago) Permalink

how many lions must get dissed
before someone says don't fuck with modrić

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 July 2018 02:03 (one week ago) Permalink

film crit hulk is part of the problem, not the solution

too grumpy become one (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 July 2018 02:05 (one week ago) Permalink

is it normal that my salad tastes like airplane hangar?

flappy bird, Thursday, 12 July 2018 04:40 (one week ago) Permalink

What really elevates the level of conversation is your spot-on Ignatius J. Reilly impression

ant banks and wasp (voodoo chili), Friday, 13 July 2018 14:04 (one week ago) Permalink

say it to his face

imago, Friday, 13 July 2018 14:06 (one week ago) Permalink

man, you're some kinda sinner

nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 13 July 2018 14:07 (one week ago) Permalink

xp too many flame wars already.

ant banks and wasp (voodoo chili), Friday, 13 July 2018 14:11 (one week ago) Permalink

ok you’re right I definitely should’ve said it to his face

ant banks and wasp (voodoo chili), Friday, 13 July 2018 14:49 (one week ago) Permalink

i am increasingly sure that you are insane

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Friday, 13 July 2018 16:05 (one week ago) Permalink

Okay who’s got the raylan givens clip to hand

U. K. Le Garage (wins), Friday, 13 July 2018 16:09 (one week ago) Permalink

it's her characteristically corrupt way of reacting that was real

the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 July 2018 19:13 (one week ago) Permalink

I totally messed up the second half of that initialism

El Tomboto, Friday, 13 July 2018 22:46 (one week ago) Permalink

john lennon had an annoying accent

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Sunday, 15 July 2018 01:56 (five days ago) Permalink

a chaucerful of seacrests

nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 13:51 (three days ago) Permalink

(sus) is a contraction of (blood sausage)

mark s, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 14:09 (two days ago) Permalink

Remind me not to take your music theory class

nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 14:59 (two days ago) Permalink

you were showing your ass on this thread fewer than 24 hours ago

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 19 July 2018 20:30 (yesterday) Permalink


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