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I've got two, namely

That Doom feature in Wax Poetics was interesting. He was all like, "I'm just a regular guy

which I thought was too boring to post, and

GOD CUTTY WHY DON'T YOU QUIT

which was supposed to be a funny post on the lose weight thread, but I thought it might be interpreted as serious.

See also:

I keep deleting my posts before I post them!

bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

I have posts I have second thoughts about posting in a posts you decided not to post thread!

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, you should post them here.

bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

"#^&*$$%&*"

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)
i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)

and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because

bamcquern, Friday, 18 September 2009 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 18 September 2009 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1834/unabomberfbi.gif
unabiden

bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:04 (eleven years ago) link

lol

my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4135/0000046701350.jpg

bamcquern, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

wotta comedian

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:19 (eleven years ago) link

Ew!

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (eleven years ago) link

Dammit, I did not need to see that.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:22 (eleven years ago) link

Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (eleven years ago) link

Which is fitting.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

I think you're all naive.

Timing of joke off. And

Doesn't seem passive aggressive.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:42 (eleven years ago) link

I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.

(bracket name) (jel --), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:54 (eleven years ago) link

I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:39 (eleven years ago) link

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:05 (eleven years ago) link

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:06 (eleven years ago) link

although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."

omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:07 (eleven years ago) link

If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it

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should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:16 (eleven years ago) link

11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (eleven years ago) link

barely able to see

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (eleven years ago) link

I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 02:38 (eleven years ago) link

why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:10 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:13 (eleven years ago) link

i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:30 (eleven years ago) link

Those famous Unabomber types

Niles Caulder, Monday, 28 September 2009 03:48 (eleven years ago) link

oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 01:35 (eleven years ago) link

I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:24 (eleven years ago) link

Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.

Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.

smell the reality of coffee (Z S), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:28 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

like what

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm

Mark G, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.

I am flesh and blood. You are software and circuitry. (chap), Monday, 9 November 2009 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

yeah - i hear you on that one.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 22:00 (eleven years ago) link

Regularly causing pain to women and non-binary people seems to be fine if you can caricature them as servants of the kyriarchy. But we're not.

emil.y, Sunday, 21 February 2021 18:48 (five days ago) link

Why certainly, I see no barriers in conducting a good faith discussion with someone who’s attacked my perception of reality and my mental stability!

scampless, rattled and puce (gyac), Sunday, 21 February 2021 18:48 (five days ago) link

This was about human decency imo. You all were right to call it out.

A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 21 February 2021 18:48 (five days ago) link

I really did end up crying my eyes out after my last post, and I'm still upset. I don't know why I had such an emotional reaction from that 1000 paragraph subtweet, but I did.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 21 February 2021 20:30 (five days ago) link

7674000000 ppl on the planet, 7673999999 of them are the problem hey

scampsite (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 February 2021 20:37 (five days ago) link

Christine, you're the good guy here, don't let anyone to think otherwise.

braised cod, Sunday, 21 February 2021 21:21 (five days ago) link

Thank you.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 21 February 2021 21:36 (five days ago) link

this moved to twitter ???

sarahell, Sunday, 21 February 2021 21:39 (five days ago) link

They had no problem with dragging drama from other places on to here in the past, why not?

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 21 February 2021 21:55 (five days ago) link

Oh. I was using "subtweet" as a generic term, sorry. What I was referring to was only on here.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 21 February 2021 21:59 (five days ago) link

sigh of relief

sarahell, Sunday, 21 February 2021 22:01 (five days ago) link

I'm sorry, Christine. I've never seen you be anything other than a good, kind person on these boards, and you don't deserve to be made to feel this way.

emil.y, Sunday, 21 February 2021 22:05 (five days ago) link

Thank you.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 21 February 2021 22:22 (five days ago) link

Wait whut

illumi-naughty (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 21 February 2021 22:45 (five days ago) link

this moved to twitter ???


Well. What can one say, except that using “misogyny” and “ableism” as their bludgeon to make people stop arguing with them was always a pale excuse, just as I’ve always suspected. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

scampless, rattled and puce (gyac), Sunday, 21 February 2021 22:52 (five days ago) link

xp gyac -- got yr message -- ugh sorry

sarahell, Sunday, 21 February 2021 22:53 (five days ago) link

Want to say that i admire sarahells checking herself and her direct response on this, as someone whod take a lot of talking around when called on his bullshit at times

scampsite (darraghmac), Monday, 22 February 2021 00:16 (four days ago) link

I do too.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 22 February 2021 00:19 (four days ago) link

yes

Dan S, Monday, 22 February 2021 00:21 (four days ago) link

Want to say that i admire sarahells checking herself and her direct response on this, as someone whod take a lot of talking around when called on his bullshit at times


A thing I often say and think: it’s not fucking up that tells you about a person, but how they respond to it.

scampless, rattled and puce (gyac), Monday, 22 February 2021 00:29 (four days ago) link

how about let's not

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 22 February 2021 03:50 (four days ago) link

Clearly I need to catch up; I'm only on part 2 of treesh's epic "Sleep Viking" podcast

illumi-naughty (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 22 February 2021 11:15 (four days ago) link

My controversial DP opinion is that "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" is not an ideal approach

flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 22 February 2021 23:04 (four days ago) link

lmao, also not controversial afaic

lord of the ting tings (map), Monday, 22 February 2021 23:08 (four days ago) link

Is the double meaning of DP intended as part of the joke there or am I just even dirtier than fgti?

emil.y, Monday, 22 February 2021 23:10 (four days ago) link

DP less of a thing for those with only one -

actually idk. idk at all

imago, Monday, 22 February 2021 23:20 (four days ago) link

xp definitely not just you.

scampless, rattled and puce (gyac), Monday, 22 February 2021 23:22 (four days ago) link

i most definitely was reading DP that way

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 February 2021 23:33 (four days ago) link

We’re talking about directors of photography, right?

pomenitul, Monday, 22 February 2021 23:59 (four days ago) link

dearest pomentiful

imago, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 00:00 (three days ago) link

Oh so it’s actually dynamic programming.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 00:02 (three days ago) link

dearest pomentiful

I'm cackling

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 00:09 (three days ago) link

‘Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger’ has always been my posting MO.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 00:11 (three days ago) link

even though i felt like garbage, i did have confidence about the quality of my boobs ... so

sarahell, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 00:12 (three days ago) link

controversial DJP opinions

mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 00:16 (three days ago) link

xxp I look forward to seeing the second one at some point

scampless, rattled and puce (gyac), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 00:46 (three days ago) link

Counting x's v carefully here

scampsite (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 00:48 (three days ago) link

It’s a four-for-the-price-of-one type of deal.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 00:50 (three days ago) link

putting the J in the DP

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 04:04 (three days ago) link

usually worth ignoring, unless it's in a professional writing/editing capacity

― Judge Roi Behan (Aimfewer), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 00:56 (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Tim, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 09:31 (three days ago) link

(no insult intended)

Tim, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 09:31 (three days ago) link

the mere idea of Barack Obama and Bruce Springsteen "in conversation" makes my skin hurt

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 21:46 (three days ago) link

yeah xp to things you just don't care about

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 21:49 (three days ago) link

has anyone posted a pic of the dog though. Honestly that is the only thing interesting.

sarahell, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 22:04 (three days ago) link

this made me lose my cool just now for some reason and i'm crying laughing

even though i felt like garbage, i did have confidence about the quality of my boobs ... so

― sarahell, Monday, February 22, 2021 4:12 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

controversial DJP opinions

― mookieproof, Monday, February 22, 2021 4:16 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 22:26 (three days ago) link

Try this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E2IbkxOzAw

pomenitul, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 02:30 (two days ago) link

These tainted lungs you're givin'

4 QAnon Blondes (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 11:21 (two days ago) link

guilty lol

I'm Going to Bring a Watermelon to Mark Grout Tonight (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 12:10 (two days ago) link

hee hee

stilt in the wings (sic), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 16:16 (two days ago) link

Once I ran to you
Now I run from you

4 QAnon Blondes (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 20:16 (two days ago) link


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