I've got two, namely
That Doom feature in Wax Poetics was interesting. He was all like, "I'm just a regular guy
which I thought was too boring to post, and
GOD CUTTY WHY DON'T YOU QUIT
which was supposed to be a funny post on the lose weight thread, but I thought it might be interpreted as serious.
See also:
I keep deleting my posts before I post them!
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (nine years ago) Permalink
yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (nine years ago) Permalink
I have posts I have second thoughts about posting in a posts you decided not to post thread!
― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:21 (nine years ago) Permalink
Oh, you should post them here.
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (nine years ago) Permalink
"#^&*$$%&*"
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (nine years ago) Permalink
out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"
― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:23 (nine years ago) Permalink
now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...
― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:24 (nine years ago) Permalink
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=69780
― velko, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:26 (nine years ago) Permalink
this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)
and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:29 (nine years ago) Permalink
That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because
― bamcquern, Friday, 18 September 2009 18:45 (nine years ago) Permalink
I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 18 September 2009 18:54 (nine years ago) Permalink
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1834/unabomberfbi.gifunabiden
― bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:04 (nine years ago) Permalink
lol
― my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:06 (nine years ago) Permalink
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4135/0000046701350.jpg
― bamcquern, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:54 (nine years ago) Permalink
wotta comedian
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:19 (nine years ago) Permalink
http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/115022_main.jpg
― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (nine years ago) Permalink
Ew!
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (nine years ago) Permalink
Dammit, I did not need to see that.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:22 (nine years ago) Permalink
Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (nine years ago) Permalink
Which is fitting.
Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 14:40 (nine years ago) Permalink
I think you're all naive.
Timing of joke off. And
Doesn't seem passive aggressive.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:24 (nine years ago) Permalink
i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.
― scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:30 (nine years ago) Permalink
I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:42 (nine years ago) Permalink
http://nerdkore.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/counterdust-2003.jpg
― Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:52 (nine years ago) Permalink
I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.
― (bracket name) (jel --), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:54 (nine years ago) Permalink
I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:56 (nine years ago) Permalink
As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:39 (nine years ago) Permalink
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 16:12 (nine years ago) Permalink
Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?
― bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 17:43 (nine years ago) Permalink
Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:05 (nine years ago) Permalink
― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:06 (nine years ago) Permalink
although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."
― omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:07 (nine years ago) Permalink
If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it
# suicide [Started by anonymous in November 2001, last updated 6 minutes ago by youwillbeturnedintoapumpkin on I Love Everything] 27 new answers# Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here [Started by bamcquern in September 2009, last updated 7 minutes ago by omar little on I Love Everything] 19 new answers# Baltimore [Started by barf bag special (mistymartinez) in October 2005, last updated 7 minutes ago by steamed hams (harbl) on All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar] 4 new answers# what happens when private emails are posted online? [Started by amateurist in September 2009, last updated 10 minutes ago on I Love Everything]
― should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:16 (nine years ago) Permalink
11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (nine years ago) Permalink
barely able to see
I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.
― bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 02:38 (nine years ago) Permalink
why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:10 (nine years ago) Permalink
I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.
― bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:13 (nine years ago) Permalink
i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:30 (nine years ago) Permalink
Those famous Unabomber types
― Niles Caulder, Monday, 28 September 2009 03:48 (nine years ago) Permalink
oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 01:35 (nine years ago) Permalink
I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:24 (nine years ago) Permalink
Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.
Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.
― smell the reality of coffee (Z S), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:28 (nine years ago) Permalink
i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (nine years ago) Permalink
like what
― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (nine years ago) Permalink
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm
― Mark G, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:45 (nine years ago) Permalink
xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:46 (nine years ago) Permalink
I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.
― I am flesh and blood. You are software and circuitry. (chap), Monday, 9 November 2009 21:58 (nine years ago) Permalink
yeah - i hear you on that one.
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 22:00 (nine years ago) Permalink
i feel this interesting debate could be continued on a more focused thread:
https://i.imgur.com/waCoBx8.png?1
https://i.imgur.com/nrpG0ba.png?1
etc
― mark s, Friday, 7 December 2018 14:46 (one week ago) Permalink
those threads are propaganda. there are a few big metropolitan areas in england, all of them bear scars of industrialisation and empire and have cosmopolitan features like international educational institutions; being unwilling appendages of imperial expansion or accessories of its effects is our shared condition.
there's a weird paradox with 'london' as a way of understanding that part of SE england. on one hand there's the fiction that it's still fundamentally one place and can function as such if ppl will just congest themselves enough, on the other, an erasure of its hideous suburban periphery. just as the sterility of leeds & the deprivation of bradford are linked and should be understood in light of each other, the liberal, labour-voting urban areas shld be understood in relation to the commuter belt tory strongholds which surround & sustain them. anyway, i propose we split it into a dozen cities and dig a pit to hell in the centre
― ogmor, Friday, 7 December 2018 15:51 (one week ago) Permalink
"and dig a pit to hell in the centre"
apparently that is what they recently did in Bradford City Centre. Haven't seen it yet, it was still a site last time I was there.
― calzino, Friday, 7 December 2018 15:55 (one week ago) Permalink
tired: water features and museumswired: yawning abysses and the ever-more distant screams of the damned
― ogmor, Friday, 7 December 2018 15:58 (one week ago) Permalink
pit to hell in the centre
camden ready-dug, saving time and money
― mark s, Friday, 7 December 2018 16:00 (one week ago) Permalink
breaking: hell erupts onto the streets of bradford, causing tens of millions of pounds' worth of improvements
― fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 7 December 2018 16:02 (one week ago) Permalink
the liberal, labour-voting urban areas shld be understood in relation to the commuter belt tory strongholds which surround & sustain them
other way round
― glumdalclitch, Friday, 7 December 2018 16:03 (one week ago) Permalink
Remove Bookmark From Thread
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Friday, December 7, 2018 1:55 PM (two hours ago)
Wait is this a post you were going to make elsewhere and thought better of or did you actually have this thread bookmarked? Because why the hell would anyone do that?
― Matt DC, Friday, 7 December 2018 16:11 (one week ago) Permalink
I have it bookmarked for the drama and views from the provinces
― I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 December 2018 16:12 (one week ago) Permalink
Yes but imagine keeping it bookmarked for the oblique bitchiness and then deciding that this particular round of British metropolitan defensiveness is just too much for you.
― Matt DC, Friday, 7 December 2018 16:14 (one week ago) Permalink
By now I thought it became an ILX meme that just means "This conversation has devolved beyond the point of no return and I'm checking out"
― Evan, Friday, 7 December 2018 16:17 (one week ago) Permalink
it's a space to have conversations that won't be derailed by tetchy brexit hypothesising
― ogmor, Friday, 7 December 2018 16:22 (one week ago) Permalink
it's amazing all these posts here today that are responses to other threads bc they all seem to be in conversation with each other but i know that's not true
― Mordy, Friday, 7 December 2018 17:16 (one week ago) Permalink
We blether where we like up here in the North
― I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 December 2018 17:17 (one week ago) Permalink
― Evan, Friday, 7 December 2018 16:17 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
fp'd u for this
― puppy bash (darraghmac), Friday, 7 December 2018 17:18 (one week ago) Permalink
what about it
― Evan, Friday, 7 December 2018 18:18 (one week ago) Permalink
well u see
"fp'd u for this" is an ilx meme that just means etc etc
― puppy bash (darraghmac), Friday, 7 December 2018 18:32 (one week ago) Permalink
cheers for the Kevin Boniface tip off, Tim. First thing I saw on his obscure twitter account was a very nice pic from near the Gas Club car park. I wish there was an e-book version, but might have to buy the paper version for my step-dad as an xmas pressie and then knick it back off him.
― calzino, Friday, 7 December 2018 23:13 (one week ago) Permalink
Pleasure.
― Tim, Saturday, 8 December 2018 00:24 (one week ago) Permalink
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/content/dam/animals/thumbs/rights-exempt/mammals/g/groundhog_thumb.ngsversion.1484690405320.adapt.1900.1.JPG
― I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 December 2018 09:45 (six days ago) Permalink
shaaaadup
― imago, Monday, 10 December 2018 09:51 (six days ago) Permalink
http://wgo.to/kouwes/henkvisser.jpg
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 10 December 2018 10:20 (six days ago) Permalink
― imago, Monday, 10 December 2018 09:51 (thirty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― imago, Monday, 10 December 2018 10:22 (six days ago) Permalink
aw whatmi missin
― puppy bash (darraghmac), Monday, 10 December 2018 11:22 (six days ago) Permalink
ILM, most likely.
― pomenitul, Monday, 10 December 2018 11:44 (six days ago) Permalink
Imago is just busy speaking truth to power
― The Poppy Bush AutoZone (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 December 2018 12:59 (six days ago) Permalink
Less that, more rambling like a sophomore student, yo
― imago, Monday, 10 December 2018 13:39 (six days ago) Permalink
Of all the hills to die on, nobody had that one in the sweepstakes.
― Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Monday, 10 December 2018 16:01 (six days ago) Permalink
is there a british ilx equiv of gabbneb in the "bad american cities" thread?
― sarahell, Monday, 10 December 2018 18:43 (six days ago) Permalink
http://wgo.to/kouwes/henkvisser.jpghttp://wgo.to/kouwes/henkvisser.jpghttp://wgo.to/kouwes/henkvisser.jpg― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, December 10, 2018 11:20 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 19:20 (five days ago) Permalink
Your mom
― macropuente (map), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 19:32 (five days ago) Permalink
Wow, it's 2018 and there are still people going online without an ad blocker.
― ArchCarrier, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 10:10 (four days ago) Permalink
The problem is that Americans don't know shit about anything outside the US, and then they conclude that must mean nobody else can now anything about what happens outside their country.
― Frederik B, Thursday, 13 December 2018 00:41 (three days ago) Permalink
I'm Cuban.
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 December 2018 00:52 (three days ago) Permalink
Lol. Just how long did you think you could hide that from us?
― Spirit of the Voice of the Beehive (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 13 December 2018 00:58 (three days ago) Permalink
That's not unhealthy at all, right? Right?
― pomenitul, Thursday, 13 December 2018 10:04 (three days ago) Permalink
err, a bit rude really and stfu dickhead.
― calzino, Thursday, 13 December 2018 15:07 (three days ago) Permalink
strippers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this
― esby, Thursday, 13 December 2018 21:19 (three days ago) Permalink
I'm glad ppl have these discussions I suppose but I just find them all invariably depressing and alienating and often infuriating
― resident hack (Simon H.), Thursday, 13 December 2018 22:33 (three days ago) Permalink
new board desc obvi
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 13 December 2018 22:34 (three days ago) Permalink
fuck u man i watch movies on my couch deal with it
― Moussa- ppl gon die (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 December 2018 22:34 (three days ago) Permalink
so long as he gets intemperate with other posters I can go to bed at night with a dry pillow.
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 December 2018 00:40 (two days ago) Permalink
Genius is pain
― Spirit of the Voice of the Beehive (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 14 December 2018 01:00 (two days ago) Permalink
maybe you should read some books tho
― Mordy, Friday, 14 December 2018 16:08 (two days ago) Permalink
Eh you could’ve posted that it’s fair
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Friday, 14 December 2018 16:19 (two days ago) Permalink
mordy has disavowed the 2018 what did u read thread and hes a man of his word
― Moussa- ppl gon die (darraghmac), Friday, 14 December 2018 16:21 (two days ago) Permalink
ohhh boy ohh hoho oh boy oh boy
― imago, Saturday, 15 December 2018 16:03 (yesterday) Permalink
gosh what a bunch of unpleasant people
― Mordy, Saturday, 15 December 2018 17:25 (yesterday) Permalink
still pissed about that NYT article
― sarahell, Saturday, 15 December 2018 19:43 (yesterday) Permalink
Iraq did not lead to Syria
― Frederik B, Saturday, 15 December 2018 19:46 (yesterday) Permalink