Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

I've got two, namely

That Doom feature in Wax Poetics was interesting. He was all like, "I'm just a regular guy

which I thought was too boring to post, and

GOD CUTTY WHY DON'T YOU QUIT

which was supposed to be a funny post on the lose weight thread, but I thought it might be interpreted as serious.

See also:

I keep deleting my posts before I post them!

yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete

I have posts I have second thoughts about posting in a posts you decided not to post thread!

Oh, you should post them here.

"#^&*$$%&*"

out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"

now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=69780

this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)
i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)

and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.

That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because

I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1834/unabomberfbi.gif
unabiden

lol

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4135/0000046701350.jpg

wotta comedian

http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/115022_main.jpg

Ew!

Dammit, I did not need to see that.

Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.

Which is fitting.

Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.

I think you're all naive.

Timing of joke off. And

Doesn't seem passive aggressive.

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.

http://nerdkore.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/counterdust-2003.jpg

I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.

I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.

As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.

Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?

Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."

If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it

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11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel

barely able to see

I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.

why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?

I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.

i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.

Those famous Unabomber types

oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system

I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.

Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.

Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.

i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.

like what

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm

xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.

I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.

yeah - i hear you on that one.

lol

i always happened what would happen to hatcat after the washington http://i.imgur.com/QbYzHTH.jpg finally changed their goddamn now

name

SlackCatHatBot will never die

hopefully the http://i.imgur.com/QbYzHTH.jpg will tho

There's a retweet button right there in the app.

Because Oak

You could go read any book.

I've been a fool before
Wouldn't like to get my snake caught in the Senate door
How about some defecation, please?

Straight up now tell me, do you really wanna cut the filibuster?
(Oh, oh, oh)
Or am I caught in a shit and run?
Straight up now tell me, is it gonna be Ted a-squirtin custard?
(Oh, oh, oh)
Or is this just about flexin buns??

this thread needed to be nuked from orbit years ago

Then we would lose the warm feeling of being in-the-know when we figure out what a post refers to.

Thanks for those two worthless contributions, lads, continues to be a complete mystery as to why ilx continues to lose female posters

shit jokes or dick measuring -- fitting though

In truth, I'd prefer if all posts were nestled safely in the threads where they were born.

(wants to appreciate the new revived posts itt but realizes the context and backs away slowly)

i prefer dick jokes and shit measuring.

i love dick jokes and deck jokes

Fin

i respect if this is too personal and you don't want to discuss, but as the the poll-runner, do you vote at the beginning and let the chips fall as they may, or do you wait until the end and vote, knowing exactly where your choices will land? what i am saying is, are you a person of integrity and commitment to fair elections, or are you the proof that one can "smelt it" and "dealt it" at the same time?

honestly, one of the few times i ran a poll (b-52s?) i was a person of integrity, but then later it gnawed at me and i wished that i'd artificially adjusted the results to meet my desires

sorry for the double post. i had second thoughts, then a third and a fourth, it just kept coming

should have said "The Art of the AK-47"

The only thing I understand at all in this thread is that apparently, I am an OG of Mayhem.

sometimes my kids start getting rowdy and excited and I know they are going to end up getting in a fight with each-other or some other kind of trouble. I can't pre-emptively tell them off because they haven't crossed any lines yet, and they will not take any hints or encouragement to calm down, I just have to sit and watch it happen.

I volunteer to eat the sin if it fuckin helps jesus save us all

I have never seen someone so consistently full of shit on here and he's no Betamax

i've heard the taco bell cantina is pretty cool

monkey's paw: the CIA uses vaccine freezer trucks to break Jeanine Anez out of prison and puts her back in power in Bolivia

No one i think is in my tree

at least they got a cop

spicy

avril 14 sounds like “a piano tribute to” edward sharpe and the magnetic fuckos or something, cloying af

Condolences

I Love Posturing

nobel peace prize for not being donald trump

whew good thing you didn't post that would have been a real dust up!

what's your fav rhetorical style: "if slackbot only replied with regurgitated podcast opinions" or "bob leftsetz"

I Love Posturing

― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson),

lol you beat me to it

I Love Xposturing

otm

God, don't tell me he's discovered the US politics thread.

that pie was pretty good ... not the worst decision I've ever made

then i guess it's quik-crete down the toilet time

lol you so aren't gonna die for these things

in capitalist America, you support pillow

maybe that's how he got his name

Both sides, amirite?

#metoo to the tune of “Tattoo”

https://live.staticflickr.com/3600/3466005988_82cf54c08d_z.jpg

Always nice to know that being comfortable with racism is more important to some people than how others feel about ilx being the kind of place that tolerates that.

https://i.imgur.com/tIuClHE.gif

therapyteethgrinder.jpg

is this the most failed thread title in ilx history?