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I've got two, namely

That Doom feature in Wax Poetics was interesting. He was all like, "I'm just a regular guy

which I thought was too boring to post, and

GOD CUTTY WHY DON'T YOU QUIT

which was supposed to be a funny post on the lose weight thread, but I thought it might be interpreted as serious.

See also:

I keep deleting my posts before I post them!

bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (twelve years ago) link

yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (twelve years ago) link

I have posts I have second thoughts about posting in a posts you decided not to post thread!

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:21 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, you should post them here.

bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

"#^&*$$%&*"

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)
i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)

and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because

bamcquern, Friday, 18 September 2009 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 18 September 2009 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1834/unabomberfbi.gif
unabiden

bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:04 (twelve years ago) link

lol

my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4135/0000046701350.jpg

bamcquern, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

wotta comedian

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:19 (eleven years ago) link

Ew!

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (eleven years ago) link

Dammit, I did not need to see that.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:22 (eleven years ago) link

Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (eleven years ago) link

Which is fitting.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

I think you're all naive.

Timing of joke off. And

Doesn't seem passive aggressive.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:42 (eleven years ago) link

I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.

(bracket name) (jel --), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:54 (eleven years ago) link

I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:39 (eleven years ago) link

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:05 (eleven years ago) link

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:06 (eleven years ago) link

although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."

omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:07 (eleven years ago) link

If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it

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should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:16 (eleven years ago) link

11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (eleven years ago) link

barely able to see

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (eleven years ago) link

I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 02:38 (eleven years ago) link

why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:10 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:13 (eleven years ago) link

i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:30 (eleven years ago) link

Those famous Unabomber types

Niles Caulder, Monday, 28 September 2009 03:48 (eleven years ago) link

oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 01:35 (eleven years ago) link

I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:24 (eleven years ago) link

Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.

Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.

smell the reality of coffee (Z S), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:28 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

like what

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm

Mark G, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.

I am flesh and blood. You are software and circuitry. (chap), Monday, 9 November 2009 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

yeah - i hear you on that one.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 22:00 (eleven years ago) link

the old familiar playbook of critical thought

aegis philbin (crüt), Wednesday, 18 August 2021 00:12 (one month ago) link

I'm sorry your fucking kids are missing swim practice or whatever, but fuck you.

Captain Beefart (PBKR), Wednesday, 18 August 2021 12:00 (one month ago) link

Oh, I'm sure this thread will be helpful

subpoena colada (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 18 August 2021 23:49 (one month ago) link

Alright, calm. This reminds me of that embarrassing moment when I was very young and someone kindly bragged about how fast I could run in front of me, which inspired me to then take off and run super fast around the yard in front of them. When I got back to where I started they asked "...what the heck are you doing?" and I quickly learned it's NAGL to immediately "demonstrate" something someone praises you for, like you might see during a roll call of superheroes in a cartoon.

Evan, Thursday, 19 August 2021 19:05 (one month ago) link

this is probably referring to the Bob Dylan thread I suppose, classic No Way SNA whoever is posting.

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 19 August 2021 20:37 (one month ago) link

It's not but yes that thread is a little clusterfucky atm.

Evan, Thursday, 19 August 2021 21:17 (one month ago) link

how young were you? that doesn’t seem like that embarrassing a thing for a kid to do.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 19 August 2021 21:19 (one month ago) link

I can't remember exactly! 10 or something? Excusable normal kid stuff yes- but I was embarrassed once I got that response, because I didn't have an answer at all and then felt dumb.

Evan, Thursday, 19 August 2021 21:27 (one month ago) link

Ah so thats who MC Paul Barman was referring to in "The Joy Of Your World"

(the one with 3 L's) (Willl), Thursday, 19 August 2021 23:12 (one month ago) link

Guessing it started off slowly and really sped up towards the end

(the one with 3 L's) (Willl), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 17:45 (three weeks ago) link

lmao

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 18:07 (three weeks ago) link

I don't know where else to post this, and I mean no disrespect, but Charlie Watts would be an adorable name for a tiny dog.

The 25 Best Songs Ever Ranked In Order (Deflatormouse), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 22:19 (three weeks ago) link

Seems like he would have appreciated that tbh

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 22:27 (three weeks ago) link

So does every major city in the world have a gay bar called The Cock?

The 25 Best Songs Ever Ranked In Order (Deflatormouse), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 22:57 (three weeks ago) link

I like the f-word fine, it serves many useful purposes, like a little red book or a little black dress, and I appreciate its equivalents in French, German and Spanish or even Olden Formes like swyve, but to just stick it in your screenname and let it sit there all year like a turd on Murry Wilson’s plate, especially if you are self-described as being way into Untethered Creativity or whatever, well I don’t know how I should feel about that particular choice.

Hitsville Ukase (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 23:31 (three weeks ago) link

Talking of overrated...

"Bobby Gillespie" (ft. Heroin) (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 August 2021 09:34 (three weeks ago) link

don’t want to pile on a perfectly nice poster but I think your priorities are a little off

JoeStork, Thursday, 2 September 2021 22:38 (two weeks ago) link

your periodic reminder that [x] are [y]. the nice [y], sure, but they - we - are [y]

he ain't perfect but fuck me he's a rheillee (imago), Friday, 3 September 2021 19:00 (two weeks ago) link

is that about me

, Friday, 3 September 2021 19:17 (two weeks ago) link

it's about us all

he ain't perfect but fuck me he's a rheillee (imago), Friday, 3 September 2021 19:32 (two weeks ago) link

it's about christians and fundamentalists

Karl Malone, Friday, 3 September 2021 19:33 (two weeks ago) link

y

, Friday, 3 September 2021 19:33 (two weeks ago) link

and about the power of music

Karl Malone, Friday, 3 September 2021 19:33 (two weeks ago) link

i admit, i am an enemy of the christians. i am straight for the fundamentalist heart, which is the part that governs my country. i do see the "good christians" as being tacit accessories to the crime -- that's where my views shift beyond the left consensus and into hate speech territory i guess, so it's lonely. but it should would be cool to have some better "good christian" backup as the U.S. slides into a theocracy

Karl Malone, Friday, 3 September 2021 19:35 (two weeks ago) link

i aim for the heart

but i am straight

but not straight for the fundamentalist heart, that's for sure. to that heart i take aim

Karl Malone, Friday, 3 September 2021 19:36 (two weeks ago) link

me and my family have personal reasons

brimstead, Friday, 3 September 2021 19:54 (two weeks ago) link

I told you before, she's just someone I met at a PTA meeting, she means nothing to me

Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 September 2021 19:58 (two weeks ago) link

straight for the heart
and christians are to blame
they give love .... a bad name

sarahell, Friday, 3 September 2021 20:38 (two weeks ago) link

I guess could organize raiding parties on fundamentalist churches, kidnap their children and raise them our way.

Derek and Clive Get the Horn Street (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 3 September 2021 20:54 (two weeks ago) link

worth a try

Left, Friday, 3 September 2021 22:09 (two weeks ago) link

It’s all that can be done, there are no other actions that can be done in the open

Karl Malone, Friday, 3 September 2021 22:15 (two weeks ago) link

How about putting flaming bags of dog poop on their doorsteps, riding the bell, and running away?

Richard Marxist (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 September 2021 22:33 (two weeks ago) link

is it illegal to transport dog poop across the canadian border

criminally negligible (harbl), Friday, 3 September 2021 22:36 (two weeks ago) link

in front of a baby

On zoom. on focus on the family

It’s all circling now

Karl Malone, Saturday, 4 September 2021 02:40 (two weeks ago) link

why can’t they just be themselves, why do we have to compare them to hipper groups

brimstead, Saturday, 4 September 2021 19:02 (two weeks ago) link

man in glasshouse detonates cannon

he ain't perfect but fuck me he's a rheillee (imago), Tuesday, 7 September 2021 18:40 (one week ago) link

I’m the Sturgeon’s Law in this town.

What Does Blecch Mean to Me? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 7 September 2021 18:45 (one week ago) link

You were also You

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 11 September 2021 06:11 (one week ago) link

-Josh Groban

Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Saturday, 11 September 2021 15:09 (one week ago) link

Jackin' it.

Derek and Clive Get the Horn Street (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 11 September 2021 21:36 (one week ago) link

JACKIN IT

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Saturday, 11 September 2021 21:37 (one week ago) link

I had managed to avoid engaging for quite a while, then I started again, and now I remember why I stopped.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 23:24 (six days ago) link

that could have gone much worse

sarahell, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 06:58 (five days ago) link

Sorry to yuck your yum

Richard Marxist (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 10:09 (five days ago) link

WOOF

the 45-year-old gaz coomber (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 15:11 (five days ago) link


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