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I've got two, namely

That Doom feature in Wax Poetics was interesting. He was all like, "I'm just a regular guy

which I thought was too boring to post, and

GOD CUTTY WHY DON'T YOU QUIT

which was supposed to be a funny post on the lose weight thread, but I thought it might be interpreted as serious.

See also:

I keep deleting my posts before I post them!

bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (nine years ago) Permalink

yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (nine years ago) Permalink

I have posts I have second thoughts about posting in a posts you decided not to post thread!

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:21 (nine years ago) Permalink

Oh, you should post them here.

bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (nine years ago) Permalink

"#^&*$$%&*"

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (nine years ago) Permalink

out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:23 (nine years ago) Permalink

now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:24 (nine years ago) Permalink

this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)
i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)

and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:29 (nine years ago) Permalink

That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because

bamcquern, Friday, 18 September 2009 18:45 (nine years ago) Permalink

I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 18 September 2009 18:54 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1834/unabomberfbi.gif
unabiden

bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:04 (nine years ago) Permalink

lol

my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:06 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4135/0000046701350.jpg

bamcquern, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:54 (nine years ago) Permalink

wotta comedian

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:19 (nine years ago) Permalink

Ew!

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (nine years ago) Permalink

Dammit, I did not need to see that.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:22 (nine years ago) Permalink

Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (nine years ago) Permalink

Which is fitting.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (nine years ago) Permalink

Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 14:40 (nine years ago) Permalink

I think you're all naive.

Timing of joke off. And

Doesn't seem passive aggressive.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:24 (nine years ago) Permalink

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:30 (nine years ago) Permalink

I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:42 (nine years ago) Permalink

I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.

(bracket name) (jel --), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:54 (nine years ago) Permalink

I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:56 (nine years ago) Permalink

As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:39 (nine years ago) Permalink

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 16:12 (nine years ago) Permalink

Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 17:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:05 (nine years ago) Permalink

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:06 (nine years ago) Permalink

although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."

omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:07 (nine years ago) Permalink

If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it

# suicide [Started by anonymous in November 2001, last updated 6 minutes ago by youwillbeturnedintoapumpkin on I Love Everything] 27 new answers
# Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here [Started by bamcquern in September 2009, last updated 7 minutes ago by omar little on I Love Everything] 19 new answers
# Baltimore [Started by barf bag special (mistymartinez) in October 2005, last updated 7 minutes ago by steamed hams (harbl) on All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar] 4 new answers
# what happens when private emails are posted online? [Started by amateurist in September 2009, last updated 10 minutes ago on I Love Everything]

should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:16 (nine years ago) Permalink

11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (nine years ago) Permalink

barely able to see

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (nine years ago) Permalink

I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 02:38 (nine years ago) Permalink

why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:10 (nine years ago) Permalink

I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:13 (nine years ago) Permalink

i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:30 (nine years ago) Permalink

Those famous Unabomber types

Niles Caulder, Monday, 28 September 2009 03:48 (nine years ago) Permalink

oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 01:35 (nine years ago) Permalink

I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:24 (nine years ago) Permalink

Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.

Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.

smell the reality of coffee (Z S), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:28 (nine years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (eight years ago) Permalink

like what

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm

Mark G, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:45 (eight years ago) Permalink

xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:46 (eight years ago) Permalink

I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.

I am flesh and blood. You are software and circuitry. (chap), Monday, 9 November 2009 21:58 (eight years ago) Permalink

yeah - i hear you on that one.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 22:00 (eight years ago) Permalink

everyone can't be as jaded and all-knowing as Chicagoans

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 25 September 2018 20:54 (four weeks ago) Permalink

celery salt your posts

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 25 September 2018 20:59 (four weeks ago) Permalink

mustard your poll votes
tell them lies about califone

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 25 September 2018 21:06 (four weeks ago) Permalink

get a new shtick

faculty w1fe (silby), Tuesday, 25 September 2018 21:13 (four weeks ago) Permalink

~

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 25 September 2018 22:32 (four weeks ago) Permalink

~~~~~~~

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 25 September 2018 22:48 (four weeks ago) Permalink

~ cows come home

I've moped on a moped and cooed with a coed (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 25 September 2018 23:09 (four weeks ago) Permalink

(something stupid about dreaming of a white christmas on a bill cosby thread)

StanM, Tuesday, 25 September 2018 23:11 (four weeks ago) Permalink

Apparently I'm going to communicate mostly in 80s lyrics today

Inuit innuendo (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 26 September 2018 00:07 (four weeks ago) Permalink

xp think i had a dname '~ seas run dry' or something like that once

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 September 2018 00:16 (four weeks ago) Permalink

you don't name your daughter ~ or Fräulein

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 26 September 2018 02:34 (four weeks ago) Permalink

https://ucanr.edu/blogs/bugsquad//blogfiles/32670_original.jpg

imago, Wednesday, 26 September 2018 14:11 (four weeks ago) Permalink

thought deep ploughing was Boris's area of expertise

Leon Carrotsky (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 September 2018 16:09 (three weeks ago) Permalink

lol!

calzino, Sunday, 30 September 2018 16:13 (three weeks ago) Permalink

that was a legit second thought, too ashamed to post it in the actual thread, but in the spirit of honesty

Leon Carrotsky (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 September 2018 16:14 (three weeks ago) Permalink

canadian chicken little is a valuable perspective, alongside danish film critic and big gay phil ochs

El Tomboto, Sunday, 30 September 2018 19:37 (three weeks ago) Permalink

legit lol

dub pilates (rushomancy), Sunday, 30 September 2018 19:41 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Jeff Foxworthy vs Larry the Cable Guy, eh? gonna have to mull this one over for a few weeks

ilxor-com-dog-meat-drawer-7-840-x-600.jpg (unregistered), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 16:47 (three weeks ago) Permalink

god help us if there's a war

Leon Carrotsky (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 October 2018 20:49 (two weeks ago) Permalink

God help US, when someone explains to them that China have already won it!

calzino, Friday, 5 October 2018 21:32 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Would be p sweet if you could stop being a creep to female ilxors just saying

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 22:31 (two weeks ago) Permalink

who is that for LBI

man this place is fucking weird.

Ross, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 22:32 (two weeks ago) Permalink

cannot tell if you are my friend or frenemy

Ross, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 22:33 (two weeks ago) Permalink

jfc unban dom

imago, Friday, 12 October 2018 20:39 (one week ago) Permalink

lock the fucking Hall of Fame thread every October

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 October 2018 11:49 (one week ago) Permalink

Wait who was that for?

Trϵϵship, Monday, 15 October 2018 21:59 (one week ago) Permalink

guessing deaf people

Leon Carrotsky (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 00:00 (one week ago) Permalink

ayyy

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 02:17 (one week ago) Permalink

septic arthritis, gout

(and I like XTC ¯\(°_o)/¯)

ghood ghravie (unregistered), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 02:51 (one week ago) Permalink

i really don't give a flying fuck about what YOU think about HILLARY CLINTON. or that she's triggering you. RIGHT NOW.

i'd say i don't give a flying fuck about her either, but that's a different thread. if you're wondering if those mean i was screaming at you, the answer is, "fuck yeah."

now do i care that you're bringing her up? sure.

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 06:27 (one week ago) Permalink

cool

5th Ward Weeaboo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 17:12 (one week ago) Permalink

1) make pogs a fad again for kids
2) enlarge pogs and make them out of metal
3) pogs can also be currency now
4) put democratic party candidates on pogs, make them collectible characters
5) continue to urge people to use pogs as currency
6) democrats are now the party of pogs, now and for the future

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 17:18 (one week ago) Permalink

Because it's the opposite of GOP

Yah Mo B. Hawkins (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 17:53 (one week ago) Permalink

They're back! In Pog form.

jmm, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 17:56 (one week ago) Permalink

exactly

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:03 (one week ago) Permalink

I don’t believe half of what this guy says anymore

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 22:55 (one week ago) Permalink

Yes 110 Billion Dollars is definitely the same as One Saudi Green Card Holder in the so-called Grand Scheme

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 22:59 (one week ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwWs7ZnGekc

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 04:07 (one week ago) Permalink

i really like cats

sarahell, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 05:42 (one week ago) Permalink

I'm trying to figure out a context in which one might have second thoughts about posting that and they're all quite horrifying.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 05:58 (one week ago) Permalink

Search And Destroy: Musicals

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 06:00 (one week ago) Permalink

Like I said…

pomenitul, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 06:28 (one week ago) Permalink

MACDUFF:

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 15:42 (one week ago) Permalink

Swearing to the Oldies

CERN troll (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 16:03 (one week ago) Permalink

^^^gets it

Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 October 2018 19:46 (six days ago) Permalink

35 new posts in the phil collins thread? turrican's ban must have expired!

dub pilates (rushomancy), Thursday, 18 October 2018 23:51 (six days ago) Permalink

I think I have trouble getting my head around the idea that the nebulous and largely non-musical quality of 'authenticity' is an invalid (and possibly offensive) metric for evaluation except when it is applied to musicians who themselves value this invalid metric (or perhaps only when they are working in a musical style that somehow as a whole nebulously places great importance on it, as opposed to pop, whose stars are presumably all completely upfront about the fakeness of the love songs that they sing to adoring young audiences). That said, talking about music is more fun than talking about strawmen so I'll note that "Highway Tune" (lyrics posted above) is one that I actually like.

The nexus of the crisis (Sund4r), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 18:54 (yesterday) Permalink


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