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I've got two, namely

That Doom feature in Wax Poetics was interesting. He was all like, "I'm just a regular guy

which I thought was too boring to post, and

GOD CUTTY WHY DON'T YOU QUIT

which was supposed to be a funny post on the lose weight thread, but I thought it might be interpreted as serious.

See also:

I keep deleting my posts before I post them!

bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I have posts I have second thoughts about posting in a posts you decided not to post thread!

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh, you should post them here.

bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link

"#^&*$$%&*"

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link

out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link

this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)
i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)

and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link

That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because

bamcquern, Friday, 18 September 2009 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link

I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 18 September 2009 18:54 (thirteen years ago) link

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1834/unabomberfbi.gif
unabiden

bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:04 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:06 (thirteen years ago) link

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4135/0000046701350.jpg

bamcquern, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:54 (thirteen years ago) link

wotta comedian

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Ew!

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Dammit, I did not need to see that.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Which is fitting.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link

I think you're all naive.

Timing of joke off. And

Doesn't seem passive aggressive.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:24 (thirteen years ago) link

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link

I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.

(bracket name) (jel --), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link

As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:39 (thirteen years ago) link

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 17:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:05 (thirteen years ago) link

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link

although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."

omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:07 (thirteen years ago) link

If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it

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should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link

11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (thirteen years ago) link

barely able to see

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (thirteen years ago) link

I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 02:38 (thirteen years ago) link

why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link

i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Those famous Unabomber types

Niles Caulder, Monday, 28 September 2009 03:48 (thirteen years ago) link

oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.

Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.

smell the reality of coffee (Z S), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link

like what

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm

Mark G, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link

xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link

I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.

I am flesh and blood. You are software and circuitry. (chap), Monday, 9 November 2009 21:58 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah - i hear you on that one.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 22:00 (thirteen years ago) link

JFC Mr Roboto is such a steaming heap of shit

an incomprehensible borefest full of elves (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 3 November 2022 23:39 (one month ago) link

Domo arigato

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 3 November 2022 23:53 (one month ago) link

I certainly won't post this in gyac's popular baseball thread--and nothing to do with the excellent post that led me here--but I'm again amused by the disconnect whereby nostalgia for 1982 and no interest in the game today = "are you . . . me?", while nostalgia for 1977 and skepticism about aspects of the game today = jaded.

clemenza, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 23:08 (one month ago) link

I don’t think that’s what that post meant. I talk to Mookieproof about modern baseball all the time, he does not like everything/everyone I like and vice versa, same goes for you. I guess cos I’m both new to the game and not American I know that I get really impatient with some of the long standing aspects of the game, and some stuff is genuinely archaic, that is very much not the case for Mookieproof though.

after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 23:14 (one month ago) link

Oh, I know mookie sometimes criticizes the game today; he just seems to think that me not getting excited about a four-pitcher no-hitter crosses some imaginary line into jadedness (while dismissively brushing aside my nostalgia for Reggie's three HR).

clemenza, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 23:17 (one month ago) link

There seems to be three sets of rules there: one for mookie, one for '82 Cardinals fans (again, this is not a knock at all on ymp), and one for me.

clemenza, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 23:18 (one month ago) link

the 1982 cardinals were so fun that there really is a different set of rules. they had rookie willie mcgee - it broke baseball

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 23:31 (one month ago) link

Combined no hitters are less exciting than a tight CG SHO IMO.

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 23:45 (one month ago) link

Parklife!

everything, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 23:49 (one month ago) link

i have seen that thread all week and I keep thinking it's related to laundry

sarahell, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 07:21 (four weeks ago) link

recently tried to work out why I'd blocked a harmless-looking person on Twitter and realised that he'd replied to me with "parklife" on one occasion, immediately concluded that the block was more than justified.

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 07:28 (four weeks ago) link

Otm, just absolutely weakest patter imaginable

after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 08:11 (four weeks ago) link

That's why I didn't post it.

everything, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 17:59 (four weeks ago) link

Enjoying the conversation of the last three posts.

jmm, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 18:02 (four weeks ago) link

oh nvm, you actually were talking to each other, I'm dumb

jmm, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 18:06 (four weeks ago) link

Mercy!

Me and the Major on the Moon (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 17:55 (three weeks ago) link

what if comedy is just mostly worthless in general?

Burnt Norton 360 (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 13:54 (three weeks ago) link

^truthbomb

Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 14:39 (three weeks ago) link

but doctor i am pagliacci

mark s, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 14:41 (three weeks ago) link

This is the post-comedy generation/era

i'm right back on my shit (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 14:48 (three weeks ago) link

snl has been really bad for like 30 years or something

lets hear some blues on those synths (brimstead), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 14:59 (three weeks ago) link

SNL was at its best when you were 14. It started sucking when you were 15. This is true no matter your current age.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 15:02 (three weeks ago) link

Wolfman Jack lookin good

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 November 2022 18:20 (two weeks ago) link

I don’t even care if that’s in reference to me, I love it and Pencet

after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Saturday, 19 November 2022 18:28 (two weeks ago) link

I don’t love my spelling!
https://media.tenor.com/VEzSyvQP4gIAAAAC/buster-posey.gif

after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Saturday, 19 November 2022 18:29 (two weeks ago) link

buddy i'll get brunch to run!

maf you one two (maffew12), Saturday, 19 November 2022 19:42 (two weeks ago) link

i don't see what lawn care has to do w... ohhhhhhh

maf you one two (maffew12), Saturday, 19 November 2022 19:44 (two weeks ago) link

I bless Claude Rains down in Africa

ooh I wanna take ya to Topeka (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 19 November 2022 19:57 (two weeks ago) link

Lol!

Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 19 November 2022 19:57 (two weeks ago) link

Lol no gyac, not in reference to anybody, I was just shitposting

lets hear some blues on those synths (brimstead), Saturday, 19 November 2022 21:14 (two weeks ago) link

does this work
https://i.imgur.com/E5y3MuY.jpg

lets hear some blues on those synths (brimstead), Saturday, 19 November 2022 21:16 (two weeks ago) link

I'm fucking furious with "allies" right now

your original display name is still visible (Left), Monday, 21 November 2022 18:49 (two weeks ago) link

i wrote a bunch of personal shit which i'll post neither here nor there and instead send supporting spirit and encouragement to those fighting battles with traits that are personally and socially destructive or diminishing. the laws cannot fix them, but lack of laws and regs can def make shit worse.

i'm right back on my shit (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 19:31 (two weeks ago) link

I once housesat for that guy while he went on one of those State Department tours of Mongolia or something.

Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 20:16 (two weeks ago) link

Mike Kafka, a spokesperson for Sentara Healthcare

49 Percent Jesus (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 09:33 (two weeks ago) link

what are you trying to do here

rob, Thursday, 24 November 2022 17:22 (two weeks ago) link

^ if this is about the spree shooting thread inadvertently turning into stupid lulz territory, I apologize. It wasn't on purpose or by me alone imho

StanM, Thursday, 24 November 2022 18:33 (two weeks ago) link

Bit harder to make it your whole personality

after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 17:03 (one week ago) link

My Dinner with Andor

meat and two vdgg (emsworth), Thursday, 1 December 2022 03:24 (one week ago) link

Someone needs to tell him to follow his leader

after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Thursday, 1 December 2022 22:30 (one week ago) link

the one good thing he ever did

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 1 December 2022 22:31 (one week ago) link

newsie-wewsies -- that one is on you, StanM! (and that has given me great lolz for years so <3)

sarahell, Friday, 2 December 2022 06:05 (six days ago) link

it is a thing though ... it just isn't something that really affects people like the ones you mentioned ... it's happened to people i know. some of them deserved it.

sarahell, Friday, 2 December 2022 08:06 (six days ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZEcFgAGc1U

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 5 December 2022 00:36 (three days ago) link

thing is I think he actually was called an asshole by a lot of people at the time tbh ...so I never really "got" that song

sarahell, Monday, 5 December 2022 02:42 (three days ago) link

The problem is giving your heart to a famous person (the person, not their work). They didn't ask for it, they'll step on it if it's in the way, and the tread marks will spell out "LOL @ U"

DPRK in Cincinnati (WmC), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 18:37 (two days ago) link


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