I've got two, namely
That Doom feature in Wax Poetics was interesting. He was all like, "I'm just a regular guy
which I thought was too boring to post, and
GOD CUTTY WHY DON'T YOU QUIT
which was supposed to be a funny post on the lose weight thread, but I thought it might be interpreted as serious.
See also:
I keep deleting my posts before I post them!
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (eight years ago) Permalink
yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (eight years ago) Permalink
I have posts I have second thoughts about posting in a posts you decided not to post thread!
― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:21 (eight years ago) Permalink
Oh, you should post them here.
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (eight years ago) Permalink
"#^&*$$%&*"
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (eight years ago) Permalink
out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"
― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:23 (eight years ago) Permalink
now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...
― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:24 (eight years ago) Permalink
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=69780
― velko, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:26 (eight years ago) Permalink
this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)
and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:29 (eight years ago) Permalink
That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because
― bamcquern, Friday, 18 September 2009 18:45 (eight years ago) Permalink
I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 18 September 2009 18:54 (eight years ago) Permalink
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1834/unabomberfbi.gifunabiden
― bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:04 (eight years ago) Permalink
lol
― my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:06 (eight years ago) Permalink
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4135/0000046701350.jpg
― bamcquern, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:54 (eight years ago) Permalink
wotta comedian
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:19 (eight years ago) Permalink
http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/115022_main.jpg
― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (eight years ago) Permalink
Ew!
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (eight years ago) Permalink
Dammit, I did not need to see that.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:22 (eight years ago) Permalink
Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (eight years ago) Permalink
Which is fitting.
Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 14:40 (eight years ago) Permalink
I think you're all naive.
Timing of joke off. And
Doesn't seem passive aggressive.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:24 (eight years ago) Permalink
i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.
― scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:30 (eight years ago) Permalink
I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:42 (eight years ago) Permalink
http://nerdkore.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/counterdust-2003.jpg
― Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:52 (eight years ago) Permalink
I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.
― (bracket name) (jel --), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:54 (eight years ago) Permalink
I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:56 (eight years ago) Permalink
As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:39 (eight years ago) Permalink
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 16:12 (eight years ago) Permalink
Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?
― bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 17:43 (eight years ago) Permalink
Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:05 (eight years ago) Permalink
― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:06 (eight years ago) Permalink
although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."
― omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:07 (eight years ago) Permalink
If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it
# suicide [Started by anonymous in November 2001, last updated 6 minutes ago by youwillbeturnedintoapumpkin on I Love Everything] 27 new answers# Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here [Started by bamcquern in September 2009, last updated 7 minutes ago by omar little on I Love Everything] 19 new answers# Baltimore [Started by barf bag special (mistymartinez) in October 2005, last updated 7 minutes ago by steamed hams (harbl) on All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar] 4 new answers# what happens when private emails are posted online? [Started by amateurist in September 2009, last updated 10 minutes ago on I Love Everything]
― should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:16 (eight years ago) Permalink
11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (eight years ago) Permalink
barely able to see
I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.
― bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 02:38 (eight years ago) Permalink
why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:10 (eight years ago) Permalink
I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.
― bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:13 (eight years ago) Permalink
i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:30 (eight years ago) Permalink
Those famous Unabomber types
― Niles Caulder, Monday, 28 September 2009 03:48 (eight years ago) Permalink
oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 01:35 (eight years ago) Permalink
I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:24 (eight years ago) Permalink
Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.
Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.
― smell the reality of coffee (Z S), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:28 (eight years ago) Permalink
i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (eight years ago) Permalink
like what
― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (eight years ago) Permalink
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm
― Mark G, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:45 (eight years ago) Permalink
xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:46 (eight years ago) Permalink
I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.
― I am flesh and blood. You are software and circuitry. (chap), Monday, 9 November 2009 21:58 (eight years ago) Permalink
yeah - i hear you on that one.
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 22:00 (eight years ago) Permalink
Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post in the "Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here" thread
― like æ duce says, smell my anvil vapre (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 12 April 2018 16:02 (one week ago) Permalink
also how anyone could read brad's polite corrective request as "moaning" is beyond me
― explosion from DOOM courtesy of id software (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 12 April 2018 16:03 (one week ago) Permalink
I'm genuinely sorry Brad. But at least now I know what Mordy really thinks of disabled people.
― calzino, Thursday, 12 April 2018 16:03 (one week ago) Permalink
wtf are you talking about
― Mordy, Thursday, 12 April 2018 16:03 (one week ago) Permalink
sorry as well! Just rewound back and this was part of my misunderstanding!
― calzino, Thursday, 12 April 2018 16:07 (one week ago) Permalink
Mordy, Brad and calz are three of my all time favourite people on here, can we throw a bucket of water on this and move on?
Also Mordy calling anybody a qualmsley is way fucking harsh.
― you're my luger not my rifle (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 April 2018 16:07 (one week ago) Permalink
ableism hairtrigger set off by norwegian weather balloon, nuclear war averted by alternating set of apologies and retorts, everyone disperse pls
― imago, Thursday, 12 April 2018 16:08 (one week ago) Permalink
Should have put a comma in that last sentence
― you're my luger not my rifle (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 April 2018 16:08 (one week ago) Permalink
apology accepted calz
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Thursday, 12 April 2018 16:09 (one week ago) Permalink
need to start saving that wine for the gravy instead of finishing off the bottle, cheers Brad that means a lot.
― calzino, Thursday, 12 April 2018 16:10 (one week ago) Permalink
https://media.giphy.com/media/Z35IRzsNpSAlq/giphy.gif
― Mordy, Thursday, 12 April 2018 16:10 (one week ago) Permalink
and 99 ilxballoons go by
― fleetwood machiavellian (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 12 April 2018 16:22 (one week ago) Permalink
Thx for hugging it out Calz, Brad, Mordy, y'all are integral to this esteemed place.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 12 April 2018 16:43 (one week ago) Permalink
back to thread purpose
i was gonna post a jpg of elephant shit but that would be needless social commentary on this fucking terrible band
― you're my luger not my rifle (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 April 2018 16:44 (one week ago) Permalink
calzino should stick to what he's good at making repetitive asinine complaints about tories on uk politics threads
no such thing as too many repetitive asinine complaints about tories tbh
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 April 2018 16:52 (one week ago) Permalink
― like æ duce says, smell my anvil vapre (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, April 12, 2018 12:02 PM (one hour ago)
Things you had second thoughts about posting to the 'Things you just don't care about' thread
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 April 2018 17:44 (one week ago) Permalink
Do we need a "Posts you had second thoughts about posting to the 'Posts you had second thoughts about and decided not to post - put them here' thread - put them here" thread?
And then an inevitable "Posts you had second thoughts about posting to the 'Posts you had second thoughts about posting to the "Posts you had second thoughts about and decided not to post - put them here" thread - put them here' thread - put them here" thread?
― fleetwood machiavellian (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 12 April 2018 18:39 (one week ago) Permalink
the theory of the Moebius where time becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a looptime becomes a loop
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 April 2018 18:40 (one week ago) Permalink
How about a "I had second thoughts about having second thoughts, so I just said fuck it and went with my guts" thread
― Evan, Thursday, 12 April 2018 18:45 (one week ago) Permalink
Presumably that would just lead to you posting in the original location, right?
― fleetwood machiavellian (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 12 April 2018 18:47 (one week ago) Permalink
all these brilliant people thinking and rethinking posts, pausing for a moment of hesitation, for just the right way to call somebody an idiot
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 12 April 2018 18:58 (one week ago) Permalink
we don't typically have that prob w/ you
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 April 2018 18:59 (one week ago) Permalink
what is your problem with me, exactly?
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 12 April 2018 19:01 (one week ago) Permalink
chill the fuck out everybody
― marcos, Thursday, 12 April 2018 19:02 (one week ago) Permalink
lads
― Droni Mitchell (Ross), Thursday, 12 April 2018 19:32 (one week ago) Permalink
WE GET IT YOU REALLY LIKE YES
― ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Saturday, 14 April 2018 01:29 (one week ago) Permalink
to "no way" or not to "no way", that is the question
― you're my luger not my rifle (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 April 2018 08:17 (four days ago) Permalink
Urban dictionary pecker cheeseDon’t look at it! Reminds me of Santorum.
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 17 April 2018 15:36 (four days ago) Permalink
Why... Why did you have to ~ironically~ bring that fuck-up Fantano into this? Please don't use him as a meme. He's unworthy.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 17 April 2018 16:49 (four days ago) Permalink
Morrissey and Wagner - idiots but good composers
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Tuesday, 17 April 2018 16:56 (four days ago) Permalink
― ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Friday, April 13, 2018 9:29 PM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hahaha otm. i swear if they'd named their band ZWILLA instead of YES I'd filter the fuck out of it
― thots and players (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 17 April 2018 16:58 (four days ago) Permalink
Yours is some distaste
― fleetwood machiavellian (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 17 April 2018 17:29 (four days ago) Permalink
Silly human race
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 17 April 2018 17:51 (four days ago) Permalink
I spent days wondering if responding was even necessary
― after party for the apocalypse (Ross), Tuesday, 17 April 2018 19:47 (four days ago) Permalink
don't worry, he hasn't got worse
― scotti pruitti (wins), Tuesday, 17 April 2018 19:54 (four days ago) Permalink
Oh hell yeah go off Fred
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 17 April 2018 21:42 (four days ago) Permalink
Of all the fuckin' people who have ever lived and died this is the one you want to white knight for?
― Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 02:34 (three days ago) Permalink
the other day I listened to roundabout while I was driving in a roundabout - it was great
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 15:53 (three days ago) Permalink
Please tell me that you continued circling the roundabout until 'Roundabout' had finished playing in its entirety.
― Across the You Never Her (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 16:00 (three days ago) Permalink
In and around the lake iirc
― Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 16:11 (three days ago) Permalink
That would be a little rougher on your car, I'd think.
― Across the You Never Her (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 16:12 (three days ago) Permalink
this guy sucks even im funnier than him
― brimstead, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 18:15 (three days ago) Permalink
I would get too dizzy btu later I did drive into the sun while listenign to Heart of the SUnrise
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 19:16 (three days ago) Permalink
lol they're so bad how are they still so bad
― obnoxious pun (ultros ultros-ghali), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 20:41 (three days ago) Permalink
^^^^^^^^^^^this
― imago, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 21:46 (three days ago) Permalink
your brains never clicked
― j., Wednesday, 18 April 2018 16:36 (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this has been plaguing me all day and then I see that preposterous spiel about how deafheaven are the ozu of metal or w/e
WE ARE NOT AMUSED
― imago, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 21:50 (three days ago) Permalink
lolmericans
― fleetwood machiavellian (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 19 April 2018 12:46 (two days ago) Permalink
BACK ONCE AGAIN WITH THE RENEGADE WANKER WITH THE SHIT OPINIONS WITH THE SHIT OPINIONS
― you're my luger not my rifle (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 April 2018 12:49 (yesterday) Permalink
Spammin
― had (crüt), Saturday, 21 April 2018 04:30 (eight hours ago) Permalink
Harshin my mellow
― F# A# (∞), Saturday, 21 April 2018 04:38 (eight hours ago) Permalink