Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

I've got two, namely

That Doom feature in Wax Poetics was interesting. He was all like, "I'm just a regular guy

which I thought was too boring to post, and

GOD CUTTY WHY DON'T YOU QUIT

which was supposed to be a funny post on the lose weight thread, but I thought it might be interpreted as serious.

See also:

I keep deleting my posts before I post them!

yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete

I have posts I have second thoughts about posting in a posts you decided not to post thread!

Oh, you should post them here.

"#^&*$$%&*"

out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"

now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=69780

this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)
i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)

and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.

That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because

I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.

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unabiden

lol

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4135/0000046701350.jpg

wotta comedian

http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/115022_main.jpg

Ew!

Dammit, I did not need to see that.

Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.

Which is fitting.

Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.

I think you're all naive.

Timing of joke off. And

Doesn't seem passive aggressive.

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.

http://nerdkore.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/counterdust-2003.jpg

I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.

I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.

As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.

Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?

Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."

If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it

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11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel

barely able to see

I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.

why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?

I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.

i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.

Those famous Unabomber types

oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system

I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.

Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.

Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.

i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.

like what

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm

xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.

I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.

yeah - i hear you on that one.

Political slogans have been around for at least 2400 years. They show up in ancient Roman graffiti.

https://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/Alanthewhite+rolls+294523237+centurion+whats+this+then+_cbdf314559d3c87e4fd4d9b9ec5ab563.jpg

a big problem with the future of the universe is that we can expect things to get more complex (law of entropy), while at the same time people prefer things to be simple. there is always going to be a battle between those who recognize the complex truth and those who exploit those who need things to be easy and binary.

Galaxy brain: simplicity is more complex than complexity itself.

onimo have you listened to the ALAB podcast

All Lawyers Are Beautiful?

delete this thread & abandon the tradition entirely

onimo have you listened to the ALAB podcast

No but it look intersting

My display name was in response to (very small) bits of ilx pivoting from 'oh noes who will think of the cops' to 'oh noes who will think of the landlords'

OTCTKLAGC is what the progressive Maoists are using these days!

(acknowledging that the cops that liquidate landlords are considered comrades until further notice)

onimo have you listened to the ALAB podcast

― superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 12 November 2020 01:14 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

What I know of law I learned from US drama but 2 episodes into I am enjoying this dose of actual lawyerly cynicism. Thank you harbl!

(endlessly distracted by the guy with Seth Rogen Voice - he's too baked to practice law!)

haha i thought it would be too u.s.-centric maybe but it doesn't presume much knowledge. the "lawyer brain" series is great.

is seth rogen voice gravelly (that's tarik aka the helldude) or squeaky (that's andy aka maximum wasp) or the other one (michael in the early episodes)

Gravelly

Ep 3 on Faketoshi was so good. I'm going to burn through this whole pod in no time

v Rogenesque when he laughs

hes the helldude

https://radical.town/media/radical-town-media/accounts/avatars/000/000/008/static/d986e9e06e7521c7.png

you're all proving him correct tbh

Good pom bad pom

Negging on folks who probably agree with you on eight out of ten issues is a real solid way of reifying your politics, sure, right on.

not getting sucked in by people who will ultimately sell you out on the other hand

Hearing that it’s actually good and fine for numerous posters to start fights with leftist posters and follow them from thread to thread, but as ever, only punching left is acceptable.

know your enemy n'est pas?

i honestly have no idea what is acceptable anymore ... I feel like the biggest differences on ilx are between "idealism vs. pragmatism" along with differences about expressing/handling trauma and anger.

one thing i believe I've learned over nearly twenty (20) years on ilx is that taking aggro or obnoxious people on the internet too seriously is almost always the wrong way to handle the situation, even and especially if it causes the dreaded IRL fight or flight reflex

There's a BBQ at John Gacy's house
His neighbors are all invited
With Gacy cooking all the food
Everyone will be delighted
To make the BBQ
Annual Gacy has decided
For all his friends and neighbors
With the drinks and food provided

The annual party at Gacy's house
Everyone had much fun
He invited his friends and neighbors
And Gacy cooked for everyone
The BBQ at John Gacy's house
Everyone was outside
But nobody knew of the dead boys
That Gacy stashed inside

Gacy cooks the food at a furious pace
His BBQ pits ignited
While contemplating great BBQ
Everyone's very excited
The food is served, and they take a bite
Everyone is delighted
But they'd have a fit if under the pit
They knew dead bodies resided

There's a BBQ at John Gacy's house
Come on everybody let's go check it out
There's a BBQ at John Gacy's house
With free drinks and food we'll scream and shout
There's a BBQ at John Gacy's house
Where all the dead boys are buried about
There's a BBQ at John Gacy's house
Come on everybody let's go check it out

Now I have to pee

When you walk in there you best prepare, the smell of deaths all around
He was the clown who made boys frown at Gacy's house it was stinky
He's over the pit as the flames emit the favorite all over town
The hit of the day till you go urinate everyone knows it's stinky

It's stinky, stinky because of all the dead boys
It's stinky, stinky he didn't kill girls only boys

It's stinky, stinky because of all the dead boys
It's stinky, stinky he didn't kill girls only boys
At Gacy's house it was stinky
Everyone knows it's stinky

don't waste your breath with them

this is both true and not

Eldritch even looks good with a beard - what a fox

if the primary media you have consumed in the past month are twitter and podcasts then you don't get to sneer at people for (your perception of their) reading young adult books

Ooh I want to know what that was in response to lol

the latest instance of thousands of people unprovokedly ganging up on to mock what seem like a few perfectly nice people who didn't do anything morally wrong and who just seemed to be talking among themselves for wanting to know beforehand if the book they were reading was going to have a depressing ending

and this is as someone who both reads and writes things with rather bleak endings: who gives a fuck? who is harmed by this? conversely, why is this worth hurting people over, unless you just like hurting people? which more and more it seems most people do

more and more

I think people are just finding new ways to do it; baseline is still the same, more or less.

To look on the bright side, COVID-19 should extend all those projections of the eventual bankruptcy of the Social Security System by quite a few years.

we'll spend a shift in the forthcoming Suck Joe Biden's Dick thread to atone

i don't know if anyone on this board desperately needs to remind everyone their politics are to the right of joe biden every hour of every day

oh, ok. thanks.

hello everybody, are we having fun here? i hope we're having fun here

I'm glad I don't understand that because if I did I'd be so mad

New borad description

TS: American exceptionalism vs. British exceptionalism.

What British excepetionalism?

Don't mind me, I'm just a third party troll aiming for low-hanging fruit. I know that things are far from fine in the UK right now, compared to other parts of Europe. The US is in a class of its own, of course.

I hear you, pom.

I keep seeing that map (that has aged so well) from January of last year of the most "exceptionally" pandemic ready countries of which the US and the UK are of the top rank of course!

Ah yes, a classic.

having your mentions filled with people telling you that you have a dogshit opinion is not the same as a targeted harassment campaign, you fucking babies

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