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I've got two, namely

That Doom feature in Wax Poetics was interesting. He was all like, "I'm just a regular guy

which I thought was too boring to post, and

GOD CUTTY WHY DON'T YOU QUIT

which was supposed to be a funny post on the lose weight thread, but I thought it might be interpreted as serious.

See also:

I keep deleting my posts before I post them!

bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (ten years ago) link

yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (ten years ago) link

I have posts I have second thoughts about posting in a posts you decided not to post thread!

Oh, you should post them here.

bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (ten years ago) link

"#^&*$$%&*"

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (ten years ago) link

out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"

now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...

this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)
i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)

and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:29 (ten years ago) link

That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because

bamcquern, Friday, 18 September 2009 18:45 (ten years ago) link

I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 18 September 2009 18:54 (ten years ago) link

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1834/unabomberfbi.gif
unabiden

bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:04 (ten years ago) link

lol

my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:06 (ten years ago) link

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4135/0000046701350.jpg

bamcquern, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:54 (ten years ago) link

wotta comedian

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:19 (ten years ago) link

Ew!

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (ten years ago) link

Dammit, I did not need to see that.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:22 (ten years ago) link

Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (ten years ago) link

Which is fitting.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (ten years ago) link

Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 14:40 (ten years ago) link

I think you're all naive.

Timing of joke off. And

Doesn't seem passive aggressive.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:24 (ten years ago) link

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:30 (ten years ago) link

I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:42 (ten years ago) link

I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.

(bracket name) (jel --), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:54 (ten years ago) link

I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:56 (ten years ago) link

As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:39 (ten years ago) link

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 16:12 (ten years ago) link

Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 17:43 (ten years ago) link

Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:05 (ten years ago) link

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:06 (ten years ago) link

although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."

omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:07 (ten years ago) link

If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it

# suicide [Started by anonymous in November 2001, last updated 6 minutes ago by youwillbeturnedintoapumpkin on I Love Everything] 27 new answers
# Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here [Started by bamcquern in September 2009, last updated 7 minutes ago by omar little on I Love Everything] 19 new answers
# Baltimore [Started by barf bag special (mistymartinez) in October 2005, last updated 7 minutes ago by steamed hams (harbl) on All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar] 4 new answers
# what happens when private emails are posted online? [Started by amateurist in September 2009, last updated 10 minutes ago on I Love Everything]

should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:16 (ten years ago) link

11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (ten years ago) link

barely able to see

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (ten years ago) link

I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 02:38 (ten years ago) link

why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:10 (ten years ago) link

I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:13 (ten years ago) link

i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:30 (ten years ago) link

Those famous Unabomber types

Niles Caulder, Monday, 28 September 2009 03:48 (ten years ago) link

oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 01:35 (ten years ago) link

I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:24 (ten years ago) link

Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.

Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.

smell the reality of coffee (Z S), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:28 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (nine years ago) link

like what

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (nine years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm

Mark G, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:45 (nine years ago) link

xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:46 (nine years ago) link

I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.

I am flesh and blood. You are software and circuitry. (chap), Monday, 9 November 2009 21:58 (nine years ago) link

yeah - i hear you on that one.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 22:00 (nine years ago) link

did anyone else delight in the irony of Peter Coyote going "AR-OOOOOOO!"

Famous Anus (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:36 (two weeks ago) link

Geir Marsalis aka Wynton Hongro.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:38 (two weeks ago) link

it devotes way too much time to knifing hobos, fuck washing a hat, and the potential grossness of when girls are tight

sarahell, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:44 (two weeks ago) link

luna in a rocking chair reminiscing

honk hunk blue (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:47 (two weeks ago) link

d3athdr0ne back from the dead and judging us all from a sticky life sized pizza box was a nice touch though tbf

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:49 (two weeks ago) link

xp - but behind a curtain

sarahell, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:54 (two weeks ago) link

dubbed over by Peter Coyote

honk hunk blue (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:58 (two weeks ago) link

catering trays
that's what i want to eat
eatin' from catering trays

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:02 (two weeks ago) link

we need ilx bingo cards

all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 20:41 (two weeks ago) link

Might be back again based on the current trajectory

gyac, Thursday, 3 October 2019 10:18 (two weeks ago) link

Yup

Goose Witherspeen (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 October 2019 10:44 (two weeks ago) link

Prêchi-prêcha.

pomenitul, Thursday, 3 October 2019 12:41 (two weeks ago) link

I really want to post this photo of Kyle Boddy to the Reds thread

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/22/Kyle_Boddy_2009.jpg

brimstead, Saturday, 5 October 2019 03:01 (two weeks ago) link

No, *I* am Spartagoose

HONK

Goose Witherspeen (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 6 October 2019 16:09 (two weeks ago) link

i wanna see these programs but i'm afraid i'll have to learn how to operate a tv to do it, or have to buy a firestick or something, or "tune in" at a specified time, which is...fuck ALL that shit. i'm deep into the "olds who can't program a vcr" stage of my dotage. *spoons gruel*

Hunt3r, Monday, 7 October 2019 14:36 (two weeks ago) link

rude

too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Monday, 7 October 2019 21:14 (two weeks ago) link

And pretty much everything from 1900 onwards

Goose Witherspeen (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 10:52 (one week ago) link

hitch isn't reading!!

on a nicer note, it's good to have a new uk watercooler thread :)

imago, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 10:58 (one week ago) link

Does NV mind or should we start a different one?

gyac, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 11:14 (one week ago) link

FPd lj anyway

too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 11:37 (one week ago) link

I don't mind at all! Clearly my last post on here was in re a different thread

Goose Witherspeen (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 12:07 (one week ago) link

this is my favourite current ilx beef

imago, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 20:37 (one week ago) link

Can't be p4k. Must be Snrub.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 20:40 (one week ago) link

Legit never know any of the beefs, there should be a wiki for this

gyac, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 20:42 (one week ago) link

where are these beeves

too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 20:43 (one week ago) link

Cá bhfuil na mairteoilí?

gyac, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 20:46 (one week ago) link

Ou est les boeufs?

gyac, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 20:46 (one week ago) link

the one i'm referring to largely occurred on 77 so i probably should have kept quiet

imago, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 20:48 (one week ago) link

Is tu mo ghra, all I'm saying

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 20:48 (one week ago) link

c'mon eileen!!

sarahell, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 20:51 (one week ago) link

:D

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 20:51 (one week ago) link

because they're allowed to be!

Spironolactone T. Agnew (rushomancy), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 00:54 (one week ago) link

Haile Selassie I

Instant Carmax (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 03:16 (one week ago) link

flung iirc

too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 09:23 (one week ago) link

what a horribly formed joker!

sarahell, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 19:27 (one week ago) link

why give attention to this tedious prick?

gyac, Monday, 14 October 2019 18:59 (one week ago) link

^ board desc

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 14 October 2019 19:05 (one week ago) link

because he "runs" our wretched country

sarahell, Monday, 14 October 2019 19:21 (one week ago) link

calling people 'it' as an insult is really nagl, no matter how much of a prick the person is

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 14 October 2019 19:28 (one week ago) link

Ok "Pennywise" then

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 October 2019 23:45 (one week ago) link

It's the demo to Realiti
Coming fresh from Audacity

i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 20 October 2019 18:26 (yesterday) link

:D

imago, Sunday, 20 October 2019 18:42 (yesterday) link

ah, now I realize that calling someone a prick is perfectly fine, as is calling them a disgusting sack of shit, a twat, a cunt, a slimeball, a toad, a motherfucking piece of crap, or any of a number of other insults, but calling them an "it" crosses a line.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 20 October 2019 18:48 (yesterday) link

yes

mark s, Sunday, 20 October 2019 19:00 (yesterday) link

one sometimes feels like an anthropologist, far from the comforts of a shared culture

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 20 October 2019 19:13 (yesterday) link

yeah I'm familiar with that bottle opener thread too

sarahell, Sunday, 20 October 2019 19:16 (yesterday) link

things u r allowed to pick: personal pronoun
things u r not allowed to pick: personal nickname, your friends nose

and i approve this message (Hunt3r), Sunday, 20 October 2019 19:22 (yesterday) link

xp - I can't keep straight whether this where, as a friendly gesture of greeting, I should extend my hand to shake yours, bow, rub noses, or call you a toad, slimeball, or disgusting sack of shit in what you are meant to conceive as an ironic mode of converse.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 20 October 2019 19:23 (yesterday) link

it was a joke meant to characterize this as a frequent response to ILX by many posters

sarahell, Sunday, 20 October 2019 19:25 (yesterday) link


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