Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

I've got two, namely

That Doom feature in Wax Poetics was interesting. He was all like, "I'm just a regular guy

which I thought was too boring to post, and

GOD CUTTY WHY DON'T YOU QUIT

which was supposed to be a funny post on the lose weight thread, but I thought it might be interpreted as serious.

See also:

I keep deleting my posts before I post them!

yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete

I have posts I have second thoughts about posting in a posts you decided not to post thread!

Oh, you should post them here.

"#^&*$$%&*"

out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"

now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=69780

this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)
i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)

and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.

That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because

I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.

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unabiden

lol

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wotta comedian

http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/115022_main.jpg

Ew!

Dammit, I did not need to see that.

Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.

Which is fitting.

Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.

I think you're all naive.

Timing of joke off. And

Doesn't seem passive aggressive.

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.

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I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.

I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.

As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.

Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?

Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."

If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it

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11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel

barely able to see

I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.

why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?

I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.

i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.

Those famous Unabomber types

oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system

I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.

Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.

Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.

i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.

like what

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm

xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.

I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.

yeah - i hear you on that one.

JFC Mr Roboto is such a steaming heap of shit

Domo arigato

I certainly won't post this in gyac's popular baseball thread--and nothing to do with the excellent post that led me here--but I'm again amused by the disconnect whereby nostalgia for 1982 and no interest in the game today = "are you . . . me?", while nostalgia for 1977 and skepticism about aspects of the game today = jaded.

I don’t think that’s what that post meant. I talk to Mookieproof about modern baseball all the time, he does not like everything/everyone I like and vice versa, same goes for you. I guess cos I’m both new to the game and not American I know that I get really impatient with some of the long standing aspects of the game, and some stuff is genuinely archaic, that is very much not the case for Mookieproof though.

Oh, I know mookie sometimes criticizes the game today; he just seems to think that me not getting excited about a four-pitcher no-hitter crosses some imaginary line into jadedness (while dismissively brushing aside my nostalgia for Reggie's three HR).

There seems to be three sets of rules there: one for mookie, one for '82 Cardinals fans (again, this is not a knock at all on ymp), and one for me.

the 1982 cardinals were so fun that there really is a different set of rules. they had rookie willie mcgee - it broke baseball

Combined no hitters are less exciting than a tight CG SHO IMO.

Parklife!

i have seen that thread all week and I keep thinking it's related to laundry

recently tried to work out why I'd blocked a harmless-looking person on Twitter and realised that he'd replied to me with "parklife" on one occasion, immediately concluded that the block was more than justified.

Otm, just absolutely weakest patter imaginable

That's why I didn't post it.

Enjoying the conversation of the last three posts.

oh nvm, you actually were talking to each other, I'm dumb

Mercy!

what if comedy is just mostly worthless in general?

^truthbomb

but doctor i am pagliacci

This is the post-comedy generation/era

snl has been really bad for like 30 years or something

SNL was at its best when you were 14. It started sucking when you were 15. This is true no matter your current age.

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CAT HED RATS

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Wolfman Jack lookin good

I don’t even care if that’s in reference to me, I love it and Pencet

I don’t love my spelling!
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buddy i'll get brunch to run!

i don't see what lawn care has to do w... ohhhhhhh

I bless Claude Rains down in Africa

Lol!

Lol no gyac, not in reference to anybody, I was just shitposting

does this work
https://i.imgur.com/E5y3MuY.jpg

It sure does
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I'm fucking furious with "allies" right now

i wrote a bunch of personal shit which i'll post neither here nor there and instead send supporting spirit and encouragement to those fighting battles with traits that are personally and socially destructive or diminishing. the laws cannot fix them, but lack of laws and regs can def make shit worse.

I once housesat for that guy while he went on one of those State Department tours of Mongolia or something.

Mike Kafka, a spokesperson for Sentara Healthcare

what are you trying to do here

^ if this is about the spree shooting thread inadvertently turning into stupid lulz territory, I apologize. It wasn't on purpose or by me alone imho

Bit harder to make it your whole personality

My Dinner with Andor

Someone needs to tell him to follow his leader

the one good thing he ever did

newsie-wewsies -- that one is on you, StanM! (and that has given me great lolz for years so <3)

it is a thing though ... it just isn't something that really affects people like the ones you mentioned ... it's happened to people i know. some of them deserved it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZEcFgAGc1U

thing is I think he actually was called an asshole by a lot of people at the time tbh ...so I never really "got" that song

The problem is giving your heart to a famous person (the person, not their work). They didn't ask for it, they'll step on it if it's in the way, and the tread marks will spell out "LOL @ U"