I've got two, namely
That Doom feature in Wax Poetics was interesting. He was all like, "I'm just a regular guy
which I thought was too boring to post, and
GOD CUTTY WHY DON'T YOU QUIT
which was supposed to be a funny post on the lose weight thread, but I thought it might be interpreted as serious.
See also:
I keep deleting my posts before I post them!
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (twelve years ago) link
yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (twelve years ago) link
I have posts I have second thoughts about posting in a posts you decided not to post thread!
― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:21 (twelve years ago) link
Oh, you should post them here.
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (twelve years ago) link
"#^&*$$%&*"
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (twelve years ago) link
out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"
― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:23 (twelve years ago) link
now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...
― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:24 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=69780
― velko, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:26 (twelve years ago) link
this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)
and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:29 (twelve years ago) link
That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because
― bamcquern, Friday, 18 September 2009 18:45 (twelve years ago) link
I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 18 September 2009 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1834/unabomberfbi.gifunabiden
― bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:04 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:06 (twelve years ago) link
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4135/0000046701350.jpg
― bamcquern, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:54 (twelve years ago) link
wotta comedian
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:19 (twelve years ago) link
http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/115022_main.jpg
― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (twelve years ago) link
Ew!
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (twelve years ago) link
Dammit, I did not need to see that.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:22 (twelve years ago) link
Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (twelve years ago) link
Which is fitting.
Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 14:40 (twelve years ago) link
I think you're all naive.
Timing of joke off. And
Doesn't seem passive aggressive.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:24 (twelve years ago) link
i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.
― scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:30 (twelve years ago) link
I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:42 (twelve years ago) link
http://nerdkore.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/counterdust-2003.jpg
― Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:52 (twelve years ago) link
I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.
― (bracket name) (jel --), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:54 (twelve years ago) link
I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:56 (twelve years ago) link
As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:39 (twelve years ago) link
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 16:12 (twelve years ago) link
Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?
― bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 17:43 (twelve years ago) link
Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:05 (twelve years ago) link
― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:06 (twelve years ago) link
although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."
― omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:07 (twelve years ago) link
If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it
# suicide [Started by anonymous in November 2001, last updated 6 minutes ago by youwillbeturnedintoapumpkin on I Love Everything] 27 new answers# Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here [Started by bamcquern in September 2009, last updated 7 minutes ago by omar little on I Love Everything] 19 new answers# Baltimore [Started by barf bag special (mistymartinez) in October 2005, last updated 7 minutes ago by steamed hams (harbl) on All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar] 4 new answers# what happens when private emails are posted online? [Started by amateurist in September 2009, last updated 10 minutes ago on I Love Everything]
― should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:16 (twelve years ago) link
11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (twelve years ago) link
barely able to see
I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.
― bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 02:38 (twelve years ago) link
why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:10 (twelve years ago) link
I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.
― bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:13 (twelve years ago) link
i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:30 (twelve years ago) link
Those famous Unabomber types
― Niles Caulder, Monday, 28 September 2009 03:48 (twelve years ago) link
oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 01:35 (twelve years ago) link
I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:24 (twelve years ago) link
Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.
Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.
― smell the reality of coffee (Z S), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:28 (twelve years ago) link
i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (twelve years ago) link
like what
― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (twelve years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm
― Mark G, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:45 (twelve years ago) link
xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:46 (twelve years ago) link
I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.
― I am flesh and blood. You are software and circuitry. (chap), Monday, 9 November 2009 21:58 (twelve years ago) link
yeah - i hear you on that one.
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 22:00 (twelve years ago) link
fuck books. read thoughts.
― I'm ANTIFA and I vote. (Austin), Thursday, 23 June 2022 16:14 (one week ago) link
Imagine taking up space and making it about your need to troll at a time like this. Must be nice for it just to be a game.
― gyac, Friday, 24 June 2022 16:49 (one week ago) link
(clicks "New Poll")
who does the united states hate more?
•women
•children
― "Why is the voice of reason treated as the unreliable narrator?", asked (Austin), Friday, 24 June 2022 18:53 (one week ago) link
literally. rascally fucken reagan.
he looks like wile e coyote in my mind right now. but like a hyper realistic version and i can see all of the bacteria festering around the corners of his mouth. he just kind of walks around thrusting his scrawny, also very disease-infected pelvis upwards and around as he saunters. he tries to make it seem like he's lost control of his own physical movements, but you know it's all an act.
you both know that as he finally makes eye contact with you and turns his roughly furry, but mostly patchy pelvis towards you.
your last words are: " ... but i voted for palin!"
(man this "choose your adventure" book sucks, jfc)
― "Why is the voice of reason treated as the unreliable narrator?", asked (Austin), Friday, 24 June 2022 21:20 (one week ago) link
― "Why is the voice of reason treated as the unreliable narrator?", asked (Austin), Friday, June 24, 2022 2:53 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
otm, what the absolute goddamn fuck
― The 25 Best Songs Ever Ranked In Order (Deflatormouse), Friday, 24 June 2022 22:05 (one week ago) link
hey we elected a black man before we'd let an icky woman in there.
(insert "nervous man who can't decide which button to press" meme. one says "massacre children" and the other says "enslave women" and our friends on the scotus just wanna press both, gosh darnit.)
― "Why is the voice of reason treated as the unreliable narrator?", asked (Austin), Friday, 24 June 2022 22:16 (one week ago) link
like yeah: let's get this sausage party a-goin'!👍🏻
just hope i live to see the day when it will be legally required for every man to have a biomechanical gun implanted onto his gentials. it'll become known as "the crotch cannon" and you better believe there's upgrades available, friend.
― "Why is the voice of reason treated as the unreliable narrator?", asked (Austin), Friday, 24 June 2022 22:21 (one week ago) link
this ruling has been brought to you by country crotches. don't ask what you can do for your crotch cannon, ask what country crotches can do for you. now, with a word in praise of country crotches, here's justice thomas:
"my fellow americans,
lol it's an actual gun for my junk? nice!"
― "Why is the voice of reason treated as the unreliable narrator?", asked (Austin), Friday, 24 June 2022 23:02 (one week ago) link
i mean they already have "crotch rockets", right?
it's the logical next step. c'mon, elon. bring TSLA back from the dumps a little? bit of the old pump and dump, yeah? 'cept we're physically pumping this time, babaaaaayy!
(oh, might have forgotten to mention that one of the crotch cannon's available add-ons is a motor that exists solely to replicate the sound of a revving harley davidson and emit coal exhaust. for the proper gentleman.)
(so basically the rest of the story is elon musk was in on it the whole time, invents crotch cannon, becomes a politician, takes over world, everyone loses lol. the end.)
(also maybe a foregone conclusion, but no girls allowed in any of this kickassery. back to the birthing hive with you, lady!)
-interruption for reality: this is how a a crazy person deals with extremely bad news. sorry if my angry cynical toilet humor is upsetting. i figure: it's already gotten worse than i had ever imagined, might as well go extreme and have a laugh. i don't know how else to process anything. i'll shut up now.-
― "Why is the voice of reason treated as the unreliable narrator?", asked (Austin), Saturday, 25 June 2022 04:30 (six days ago) link
ts: too much media coverage of kate bush vs. too much media coverage of glastonbury
― mookieproof, Saturday, 25 June 2022 04:42 (six days ago) link
either way it’s a nightmare innit
― mookieproof, Saturday, 25 June 2022 04:43 (six days ago) link
i mean they're both avoidable but still
― Harry Styles and fashion (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 June 2022 08:46 (six days ago) link
Both are areas where there could be interesting things to say, but all the coverage consistently misses all opportunities. In the case of Glastonbury, journos are shamelessly turning out the same articles every time.
― Luna Schlosser, Saturday, 25 June 2022 09:01 (six days ago) link
transistor is actually a pretty cool album. some amazing vocal harmonies.
― brimstead, Sunday, 26 June 2022 02:40 (five days ago) link
It seems some men just can't restrain themselves when they hear that phrase: On the Basis of Sex.
― Halfway there but for you, Sunday, 26 June 2022 03:28 (five days ago) link
these are fascinating questions, have you tried being a stoned teenager sitting in on a political theory class
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 26 June 2022 14:41 (five days ago) link
― Halfway there but for you
and on top of that they won't stop sliding into my dms asking _me_ to help
― Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 27 June 2022 18:01 (four days ago) link
The idea that Native Americans were pastoral hippie children really needs to fucking die.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 12:22 (three days ago) link
Who is saying this
― Osama bin Chinese (gyac), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 12:37 (three days ago) link
and here it is again with peter hammill and robert fripp📹
― Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 12:49 (three days ago) link
Honestly, an adult starting a complaint with “I’m allowed…” regarding expressing an opinion should be treated as the embarrassment it is.
― Osama bin Chinese (gyac), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 14:27 (three days ago) link
i can easily make a list of, you know, what I'm gonna do it right here, I'm gonna make a list of awesome songs that I love that use that slur but I'm gonna replace it with the non-offensive term:
An Albatross - Cosmic RomaniBill Evans - Dream RomaniBob Dylan - Went To See the Romani ManChubby Checker - RomaniCurtis Mayfield - Romani WomanDamon - Song of a RomaniDonovan - The Enchanted RomaniEddie South - Black RomaniErroll Garner - Romani In My SoulThe Firebirds - Romani FireFotheringay - Romani DaveyJames P. Johnson - Romani BluesJimi Hendrix - Romani EyesKingdom Come - RomaniMiriam Backhouse - Romani Without a RoadThe Orkustra - Romani OdysseyRD Burman - Romani DanceSantana - Black Magic Woman/Romani QueenTim Buckley - Romani Woman
― Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 16:36 (three days ago) link
― Osama bin Chinese (gyac)
pastoral hippies, mostly
weird, that
― Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 16:37 (three days ago) link
xp if you’re so bothered by the slur, why didn’t you say anything? Would you necessarily recognise a Romani person by sight? Lots of people have ancestry and don’t disclose it openly.
― Osama bin Chinese (gyac), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 16:42 (three days ago) link
what thread?
― sarahell, Tuesday, 28 June 2022 16:42 (three days ago) link
i'm writing about a complicated situation where i'm not necessarily in the right, like, i'm deliberately making myself vulnerable and not portraying myself as someone who is wise and knows everything, and you're asking me if i might possibly be wrong here, yeah, that's the underlying point i'm trying to get it, i _don't_ know everything and i _do_ get it wrong sometimes and there is a good argument that i got it wrong here. i'm definitely open to, like, particularly if someone who _is_ of romani origin feels _comfortable_, like, nobody's _obligated_ to do it, but if somebody with lived experience that i don't feels comfortable educating me on how i got it wrong, i'm really open to that!
― Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 16:47 (three days ago) link
I understand and agree with all that, I just didn’t get the part of the post where you decided not to say anything because you didn’t think there were any Romani people there. Surely it is still racist either way?
― Osama bin Chinese (gyac), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 17:01 (three days ago) link
I for one support the effort to cancel Stevie Nicks no matter the method
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 28 June 2022 17:04 (three days ago) link
did you get too many Stevie Nicks inspired dog photos?
― sarahell, Tuesday, 28 June 2022 17:08 (three days ago) link
you know what other movie had impressive crowd scenes
― rob, Tuesday, 28 June 2022 18:32 (three days ago) link
https://makeagif.com/i/jUW9p9
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 18:36 (three days ago) link
https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-17-2015/jUW9p9.gif
you mean Triumph of the will?
― sarahell, Tuesday, 28 June 2022 19:05 (three days ago) link
yeah, I couldn't resist the joek but didn't want to shit up the RRR thread
― rob, Tuesday, 28 June 2022 19:13 (three days ago) link
triumph of the lol
― sarahell, Tuesday, 28 June 2022 19:18 (three days ago) link
sorry gyac, i gave it my best shot, i got nothin' else
― Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 19:44 (three days ago) link
― sarahell
baby was a vegetarian
― Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 19:45 (three days ago) link
The fair was in town this weekend & there was a car parked round our way with the vanity plate G7 PSY
― Wiggum Dorma (wins), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 19:57 (three days ago) link
xps yeah sorry, I’m really not interested in having a go at you, just that part of the post made me not understand that you meant. Sorry about this.
― Osama bin Chinese (gyac), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 21:24 (three days ago) link
no worries, i don't take it that way. i just used to be the kinda person where it was VERY IMPORTANT that everybody UNDERSTAND what i'm ACTUALLY SAYING and nowadays it's more, you know, i do my best but if i don't always communicate well it's not the end of the world. we cool.
― Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 22:31 (three days ago) link
Thank you, I felt really bad about my posts reading back and I was too hard on you. That attitude is a better way to be.
― Osama bin Chinese (gyac), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 23:37 (three days ago) link
Just say it, man
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 29 June 2022 19:33 (two days ago) link
lmao
That joke is better than Hitler
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 29 June 2022 23:17 (two days ago) link
damn well be sure to keep ilx updated on stock market trading tips at least
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Thursday, 30 June 2022 16:38 (yesterday) link
I would give money to a child specifically so it could purchase heroin before I would give money to any politician ever.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 30 June 2022 17:52 (yesterday) link
call that harm reduction
― Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 30 June 2022 18:24 (yesterday) link
it's amazing how you do nothing but restate the obvious, yet still think that it's somehow worth posting
― thinkmanship (sleeve), Thursday, 30 June 2022 22:02 (yesterday) link
more of a "branlette" iirc
― budo jeru, Friday, 1 July 2022 00:57 (thirteen hours ago) link
― broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Friday, 1 July 2022 02:48 (twelve hours ago) link
ah
― mookieproof, Friday, 1 July 2022 05:10 (nine hours ago) link