I've got two, namely
That Doom feature in Wax Poetics was interesting. He was all like, "I'm just a regular guy
which I thought was too boring to post, and
GOD CUTTY WHY DON'T YOU QUIT
which was supposed to be a funny post on the lose weight thread, but I thought it might be interpreted as serious.
See also:
I keep deleting my posts before I post them!
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (nine years ago) Permalink
yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (nine years ago) Permalink
I have posts I have second thoughts about posting in a posts you decided not to post thread!
― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:21 (nine years ago) Permalink
Oh, you should post them here.
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (nine years ago) Permalink
"#^&*$$%&*"
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (nine years ago) Permalink
out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"
― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:23 (nine years ago) Permalink
now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...
― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:24 (nine years ago) Permalink
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=69780
― velko, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:26 (nine years ago) Permalink
this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)
and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:29 (nine years ago) Permalink
That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because
― bamcquern, Friday, 18 September 2009 18:45 (nine years ago) Permalink
I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 18 September 2009 18:54 (nine years ago) Permalink
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1834/unabomberfbi.gifunabiden
― bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:04 (nine years ago) Permalink
lol
― my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:06 (nine years ago) Permalink
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4135/0000046701350.jpg
― bamcquern, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:54 (nine years ago) Permalink
wotta comedian
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:19 (nine years ago) Permalink
http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/115022_main.jpg
― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (nine years ago) Permalink
Ew!
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (nine years ago) Permalink
Dammit, I did not need to see that.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:22 (nine years ago) Permalink
Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (nine years ago) Permalink
Which is fitting.
Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 14:40 (nine years ago) Permalink
I think you're all naive.
Timing of joke off. And
Doesn't seem passive aggressive.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:24 (nine years ago) Permalink
i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.
― scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:30 (nine years ago) Permalink
I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:42 (nine years ago) Permalink
http://nerdkore.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/counterdust-2003.jpg
― Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:52 (nine years ago) Permalink
I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.
― (bracket name) (jel --), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:54 (nine years ago) Permalink
I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:56 (nine years ago) Permalink
As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:39 (nine years ago) Permalink
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 16:12 (nine years ago) Permalink
Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?
― bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 17:43 (nine years ago) Permalink
Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:05 (nine years ago) Permalink
― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:06 (nine years ago) Permalink
although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."
― omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:07 (nine years ago) Permalink
If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it
# suicide [Started by anonymous in November 2001, last updated 6 minutes ago by youwillbeturnedintoapumpkin on I Love Everything] 27 new answers# Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here [Started by bamcquern in September 2009, last updated 7 minutes ago by omar little on I Love Everything] 19 new answers# Baltimore [Started by barf bag special (mistymartinez) in October 2005, last updated 7 minutes ago by steamed hams (harbl) on All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar] 4 new answers# what happens when private emails are posted online? [Started by amateurist in September 2009, last updated 10 minutes ago on I Love Everything]
― should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:16 (nine years ago) Permalink
11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (nine years ago) Permalink
barely able to see
I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.
― bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 02:38 (nine years ago) Permalink
why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:10 (nine years ago) Permalink
I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.
― bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:13 (nine years ago) Permalink
i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:30 (nine years ago) Permalink
Those famous Unabomber types
― Niles Caulder, Monday, 28 September 2009 03:48 (nine years ago) Permalink
oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 01:35 (nine years ago) Permalink
I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:24 (nine years ago) Permalink
Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.
Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.
― smell the reality of coffee (Z S), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:28 (nine years ago) Permalink
i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (nine years ago) Permalink
like what
― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (nine years ago) Permalink
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm
― Mark G, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:45 (nine years ago) Permalink
xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:46 (nine years ago) Permalink
I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.
― I am flesh and blood. You are software and circuitry. (chap), Monday, 9 November 2009 21:58 (nine years ago) Permalink
yeah - i hear you on that one.
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 22:00 (nine years ago) Permalink
go mop that genderfluid spill off your bathroom floor
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:06 (two weeks ago) Permalink
i have absolutely no idea who it is
― sarahell, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:08 (two weeks ago) Permalink
I'm thinking of a thread title by nakhchivan...
― Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:12 (two weeks ago) Permalink
was that thread titled 'great selfban pleas'
― imago, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:14 (two weeks ago) Permalink
Sadly
― sarahell, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:17 (two weeks ago) Permalink
Not sure if I am skirting permaban by possibly doxxing someone or what so I'm not gonna say anything else anyway
― Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:18 (two weeks ago) Permalink
gaz coombes vs hitler
― sarahell, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:18 (two weeks ago) Permalink
oh god not you!!!!
morbs is doing that thing where he steps wildly out of line every couple of years
― imago, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:19 (two weeks ago) Permalink
ALN 47. 1987 PPO & Box Building Staff
― sarahell, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:20 (two weeks ago) Permalink
looooool
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:20 (two weeks ago) Permalink
top blokes those box building staffies
― sarahell, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:21 (two weeks ago) Permalink
But I don't know how you would know anything about this thing, since this thing is a thing, and things aren't things that you know anything about.
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:24 (two weeks ago) Permalink
Jaki Liebezeit: What Time is Love?
― sarahell, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:25 (two weeks ago) Permalink
you should tell him on twitter
― The Very Fugly Caterpillar (sic), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:32 (two weeks ago) Permalink
Colonel Poo otm.
― peace, man, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:36 (two weeks ago) Permalink
jesus christ will u stop sniffing about like everyone signed up to fuckin please u with every word
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:42 (two weeks ago) Permalink
did a quick search to see which ned post that's directed at and gave up
― the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:59 (two weeks ago) Permalink
how dare u! raggett is a prince
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 23:03 (two weeks ago) Permalink
the prince of peace iirc
― rob, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 23:04 (two weeks ago) Permalink
darragh, i didn't mean any offense by it. I'm sorry.
― peace, man, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 23:09 (two weeks ago) Permalink
wrong again
but come gentlemen this is a safe space
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 23:17 (two weeks ago) Permalink
phrasing
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 23:21 (two weeks ago) Permalink
band uses musical instrument, film at 11
― Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 15:26 (two weeks ago) Permalink
I appreciate your stylistic quirks and I really don't wanna be a prescriptivist here, but just fyi:
https://i.imgur.com/zHx7Pxy.jpg
― unregistered, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:55 (two weeks ago) Permalink
are you amazonsplaining to a former amazon employee and stockholder
― The Very Fugly Caterpillar (sic), Friday, 8 February 2019 03:30 (two weeks ago) Permalink
xpost: do you have one for JUst
― The Very Fugly Caterpillar (sic), Friday, 8 February 2019 03:31 (two weeks ago) Permalink
the moments you fucked up other people the most are the moments you’ll never recognize
― mh, Friday, 8 February 2019 03:32 (two weeks ago) Permalink
i called it buttmunchery iirc
― sarahell, Friday, 8 February 2019 03:42 (two weeks ago) Permalink
post vocal-coaching AOC who talks with the voice of Valentine Dyall
― soref, Sunday, 10 February 2019 22:19 (one week ago) Permalink
the man in white?
― The Very Fugly Caterpillar (sic), Monday, 11 February 2019 00:11 (one week ago) Permalink
i keep forgetting there's a music writer with the same name
― sarahell, Monday, 11 February 2019 19:59 (one week ago) Permalink
At this point I kinda hope Bernie dies (painlessly, in his sleep) before the first primary. I don’t have anything against the dude, it’s just that’s literally the only way his cult will shut the fuck up.
― grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 02:57 (one week ago) Permalink
you absolute shithead
― ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 03:13 (one week ago) Permalink
I've Been Into Boogie Lately is my favorite of Neil Young's '80s albums.
(Nothing controversial, just didn't want to shit up a thread with my nonsense. For a change.)
― Shaved Cyborg (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 14:43 (one week ago) Permalink
lol no it has not you absolute parody
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 February 2019 15:52 (one week ago) Permalink
I know I do.
― silent as a seashell Julia (Sund4r), Saturday, 16 February 2019 17:29 (one week ago) Permalink
There's this thing where someone posts a stupid remark, expecting others to see it not as stupid, but as clever or ironic, because we're all supposed to tacitly understand that the poster would never really say anything that stupid except in jest. My problem is, when I try to see the intended humor, it eludes me.
Miss Manners, what should I do?
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 16 February 2019 19:46 (one week ago) Permalink
i was serious about my ex that went to an ICP show
― sarahell, Saturday, 16 February 2019 19:50 (one week ago) Permalink
was he really in Kix though, because that is awesome
― calumy (rip van wanko), Saturday, 16 February 2019 19:51 (one week ago) Permalink
his cousin was!
― sarahell, Saturday, 16 February 2019 20:54 (one week ago) Permalink
arah jaysus sure why didnt you say?!
you must be right so. lock thread.
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 08:50 (three days ago) Permalink
youre a pretty rotten fuckin bunch arent you
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 February 2019 22:27 (two days ago) Permalink
yes you. like fuckin shame on ye.
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 February 2019 22:42 (two days ago) Permalink
My "sockpuppets of that one old school ILX nightmare will never be banned with current mods" theory is not weakening.
― Three Word Username, Friday, 22 February 2019 15:25 (yesterday) Permalink
TWU, dude.
― ☮ (peace, man), Friday, 22 February 2019 15:31 (yesterday) Permalink
im not saying hes right but hes right about the not weakening part
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Friday, 22 February 2019 16:52 (yesterday) Permalink
No lie there.
― ☮ (peace, man), Friday, 22 February 2019 16:56 (yesterday) Permalink
Man these reviews have got me buzzing with anticipation
― See me in mi heels an' tinge (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 February 2019 12:17 (nine hours ago) Permalink
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ImmediateSociableJerboa-size_restricted.gif
― mark s, Saturday, 23 February 2019 17:52 (four hours ago) Permalink
It matters more to me that Sanders campaigned for Gillum, and even that he identified racial prejudice as one of their obstacles, than whether he made white people feel sufficiently bad about themselves afterwards. (I'm not white btw.)
― silent as a seashell Julia (Sund4r), Saturday, 23 February 2019 19:25 (two hours ago) Permalink