I've got two, namely
That Doom feature in Wax Poetics was interesting. He was all like, "I'm just a regular guy
which I thought was too boring to post, and
GOD CUTTY WHY DON'T YOU QUIT
which was supposed to be a funny post on the lose weight thread, but I thought it might be interpreted as serious.
See also:
I keep deleting my posts before I post them!
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (nine years ago) Permalink
yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (nine years ago) Permalink
I have posts I have second thoughts about posting in a posts you decided not to post thread!
― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:21 (nine years ago) Permalink
Oh, you should post them here.
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (nine years ago) Permalink
"#^&*$$%&*"
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (nine years ago) Permalink
out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"
― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:23 (nine years ago) Permalink
now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...
― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:24 (nine years ago) Permalink
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=69780
― velko, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:26 (nine years ago) Permalink
this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)
and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:29 (nine years ago) Permalink
That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because
― bamcquern, Friday, 18 September 2009 18:45 (nine years ago) Permalink
I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 18 September 2009 18:54 (nine years ago) Permalink
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1834/unabomberfbi.gifunabiden
― bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:04 (nine years ago) Permalink
lol
― my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:06 (nine years ago) Permalink
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4135/0000046701350.jpg
― bamcquern, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:54 (nine years ago) Permalink
wotta comedian
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:19 (nine years ago) Permalink
http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/115022_main.jpg
― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (nine years ago) Permalink
Ew!
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (nine years ago) Permalink
Dammit, I did not need to see that.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:22 (nine years ago) Permalink
Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (nine years ago) Permalink
Which is fitting.
Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 14:40 (nine years ago) Permalink
I think you're all naive.
Timing of joke off. And
Doesn't seem passive aggressive.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:24 (nine years ago) Permalink
i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.
― scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:30 (nine years ago) Permalink
I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:42 (nine years ago) Permalink
http://nerdkore.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/counterdust-2003.jpg
― Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:52 (nine years ago) Permalink
I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.
― (bracket name) (jel --), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:54 (nine years ago) Permalink
I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:56 (nine years ago) Permalink
As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:39 (nine years ago) Permalink
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 16:12 (nine years ago) Permalink
Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?
― bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 17:43 (nine years ago) Permalink
Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:05 (nine years ago) Permalink
― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:06 (nine years ago) Permalink
although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."
― omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:07 (nine years ago) Permalink
If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it
# suicide [Started by anonymous in November 2001, last updated 6 minutes ago by youwillbeturnedintoapumpkin on I Love Everything] 27 new answers# Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here [Started by bamcquern in September 2009, last updated 7 minutes ago by omar little on I Love Everything] 19 new answers# Baltimore [Started by barf bag special (mistymartinez) in October 2005, last updated 7 minutes ago by steamed hams (harbl) on All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar] 4 new answers# what happens when private emails are posted online? [Started by amateurist in September 2009, last updated 10 minutes ago on I Love Everything]
― should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:16 (nine years ago) Permalink
11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (nine years ago) Permalink
barely able to see
I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.
― bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 02:38 (nine years ago) Permalink
why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:10 (nine years ago) Permalink
I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.
― bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:13 (nine years ago) Permalink
i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:30 (nine years ago) Permalink
Those famous Unabomber types
― Niles Caulder, Monday, 28 September 2009 03:48 (nine years ago) Permalink
oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 01:35 (nine years ago) Permalink
I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:24 (nine years ago) Permalink
Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.
Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.
― smell the reality of coffee (Z S), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:28 (nine years ago) Permalink
i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (nine years ago) Permalink
like what
― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (nine years ago) Permalink
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm
― Mark G, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:45 (nine years ago) Permalink
xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:46 (nine years ago) Permalink
I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.
― I am flesh and blood. You are software and circuitry. (chap), Monday, 9 November 2009 21:58 (nine years ago) Permalink
yeah - i hear you on that one.
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 22:00 (nine years ago) Permalink
pom in da tulle idk
― sarahell, Monday, 25 March 2019 21:32 (three weeks ago) Permalink
Let people then reproach us no longer for want of clearness, since we make profession of it.
― pomenitul, Monday, 25 March 2019 21:41 (three weeks ago) Permalink
i need hardly say that my entry was not a continuation of conversation itt but a separate item
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 25 March 2019 21:45 (three weeks ago) Permalink
I know, I just feel like Blaise Pascal would have fit in just fine on ILX.
― pomenitul, Monday, 25 March 2019 21:53 (three weeks ago) Permalink
Greil Marcus interview: "It's like a quadruple irony, and I got lost somewhere on the double irony."
― clemenza, Thursday, 28 March 2019 12:45 (three weeks ago) Permalink
what if Blaise started a thread called Pensees where he posted all his Pensees, do you think ppl would respond, like saying "these are pretty good dude, keep going"
― rip van wanko, Thursday, 28 March 2019 14:44 (three weeks ago) Permalink
Back in 1670 it would have been straight 🔥.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 28 March 2019 18:55 (three weeks ago) Permalink
This one would have made a killing (Samuel Beckett's translation): 'how hollow heart and full / of filth thou art.'
― pomenitul, Thursday, 28 March 2019 18:59 (three weeks ago) Permalink
when you are old and grey and full of sleepand nodding by the fire, take down this bookand read from it, and dream of the soft lookyour eyes had once, and of ther shadows deep, biiiiiitchhhh
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 March 2019 20:41 (three weeks ago) Permalink
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Profit_(accounting)
― difficult listening hour, Sunday, 31 March 2019 16:39 (two weeks ago) Permalink
literally the entire point of podcasts is that they are mobile
― steven, soda jerk (sic), Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:52 (two weeks ago) Permalink
very shocked that you have this take
― gyac, Monday, 1 April 2019 15:53 (two weeks ago) Permalink
i got news for you buddy
― jolene club remix (BradNelson), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 16:53 (one week ago) Permalink
http://i63.tinypic.com/15f5e1.jpg
― shoulda zagged (esby), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 23:39 (one week ago) Permalink
that's a whole lot of work for something you decided not to post
― moose; squirrel (silby), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 23:43 (one week ago) Permalink
eh there have been major innovations in typesetting and small run printing over the last couple centuries, only took a couple hours
― shoulda zagged (esby), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 23:50 (one week ago) Permalink
lmao
― jolene club remix (BradNelson), Thursday, 11 April 2019 00:58 (one week ago) Permalink
can I have one
― Nick Chiveon (rip van wanko), Thursday, 11 April 2019 03:25 (one week ago) Permalink
-Jay-Z feat Amil
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 April 2019 03:47 (one week ago) Permalink
this show is awful in some new and interesting ways the dialogue is a genuine embarrassment
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 April 2019 16:21 (one week ago) Permalink
Come back Frederik B, all is forgiven.
― gyac, Friday, 12 April 2019 15:40 (six days ago) Permalink
Not even as a joke
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 12 April 2019 15:48 (six days ago) Permalink
I think if you knew what that was reacting to, you’d agree. But yeah, not even as a joke.
― gyac, Friday, 12 April 2019 15:49 (six days ago) Permalink
Solomon Burke could play the white walker except he's black and can't walk and is also dead
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 12 April 2019 17:41 (six days ago) Permalink
think nothing I nominated or uploaded to youtube as it wasn't there has placed, and all of it was better than any hardcore punk OR limp-dick indie, and do you see me complaining? oh, yes, guess you do
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 12 April 2019 21:27 (six days ago) Permalink
He's a white guy in his 30s who went to college. Throw a rock.
― Simon H., Saturday, 13 April 2019 01:05 (five days ago) Permalink
ahahahahaha now fred knows how we feel whenever he starts talking about america
― Jaki Liebowitz (rushomancy), Saturday, 13 April 2019 19:31 (five days ago) Permalink
do the buttbuttination filters still exist and do they call him Buttange?
― StanM, Saturday, 13 April 2019 19:53 (five days ago) Permalink
Every day when I lived in the US: 'Oh, you're from Denmark! Tulips, windmills, wooden clogs? No? Polar bears?'
― Frederik B, Saturday, 13 April 2019 20:12 (five days ago) Permalink
Pastry, surely?
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 April 2019 20:20 (five days ago) Permalink
Mostly weed
― Frederik B, Saturday, 13 April 2019 20:24 (five days ago) Permalink
Funny, Fred, I'd have thought it would be 'blah blah Tycho Brahe blah blah Niels Bohr' all day long.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 13 April 2019 20:29 (five days ago) Permalink
(in denmark danish pastries are called wienerbrød = vienna bread)
― mark s, Saturday, 13 April 2019 20:33 (five days ago) Permalink
The origin of the Danish pastry is often ascribed to a strike amongst bakery workers in Denmark in 1850. The strike caused bakery owners to hire workers from abroad, among them several Austrian bakers, who brought along new baking traditions and pastry recipes. The Austrian pastry of Plundergebäck soon became popular in Denmark and after the labour disputes ended, Danish bakers adopted the Austrian recipes, adjusting them to their own liking and traditions by increasing the amount of egg and fat for example. This development resulted in what is now known as the Danish pastry.
More Danish ppl being bad.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 13 April 2019 20:35 (five days ago) Permalink
― A is for (Aimless)
you'd never have got me to shut up about annissette
― Jaki Liebowitz (rushomancy), Saturday, 13 April 2019 23:43 (five days ago) Permalink
Seriously, her first album was transformative (particularly 'You Learn').
― Hangover Ape (Old Lunch), Sunday, 14 April 2019 01:20 (four days ago) Permalink
oh that was a joke, i just spent five minutes looking for some previously unknown-to-me savage rose song because i can't remember any of the song titles on "jagged little pill"
― Jaki Liebowitz (rushomancy), Sunday, 14 April 2019 07:54 (four days ago) Permalink
isn't that ironic
― sarahell, Sunday, 14 April 2019 09:17 (four days ago) Permalink
https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/52189399/tis-a-silly-place.jpg
― The Gapes of Wrath (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 April 2019 20:56 (four days ago) Permalink
What's the opposite of the king and queen of the prom? The drunk driving accident of the prom?
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 03:01 (yesterday) Permalink
losers
it's losers
― j., Wednesday, 17 April 2019 03:02 (yesterday) Permalink
this is as bad as the excelsior threads
which are bad
― Dan S, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 03:10 (yesterday) Permalink
the kind of person who gets tired of roasted root vegetables can eat my dirty asshole
― cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 03:39 (yesterday) Permalink
jesus
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 10:31 (yesterday) Permalink
(not a response to map)
Seconded? (Unless this is about me, then even more so)
― gyac, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 10:37 (yesterday) Permalink
madam we will only respond to such scurrilous grubbing with the usual response, viz
"chorisht the bishop wouldnt ask u that"
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 11:27 (yesterday) Permalink
climate change seems to me like a bad subject to have a "unique position" on
― Simon H., Wednesday, 17 April 2019 17:24 (yesterday) Permalink
4-3-2-1 - we have ignition and liftoff .. set the fucking course for anywhere else.
― commercial showing hitler munching cookies and chanting "I love Rasha" (calzino), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 22:00 (yesterday) Permalink
think it was 4-3-3 meself calz tho that changed after llorente came on maybe
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 22:08 (yesterday) Permalink