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I've got two, namely

That Doom feature in Wax Poetics was interesting. He was all like, "I'm just a regular guy

which I thought was too boring to post, and

GOD CUTTY WHY DON'T YOU QUIT

which was supposed to be a funny post on the lose weight thread, but I thought it might be interpreted as serious.

See also:

I keep deleting my posts before I post them!

bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

I have posts I have second thoughts about posting in a posts you decided not to post thread!

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, you should post them here.

bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

"#^&*$$%&*"

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)
i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)

and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because

bamcquern, Friday, 18 September 2009 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 18 September 2009 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1834/unabomberfbi.gif
unabiden

bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:04 (eleven years ago) link

lol

my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4135/0000046701350.jpg

bamcquern, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

wotta comedian

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:19 (eleven years ago) link

Ew!

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (eleven years ago) link

Dammit, I did not need to see that.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:22 (eleven years ago) link

Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (eleven years ago) link

Which is fitting.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

I think you're all naive.

Timing of joke off. And

Doesn't seem passive aggressive.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:42 (eleven years ago) link

I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.

(bracket name) (jel --), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:54 (eleven years ago) link

I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:39 (eleven years ago) link

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:05 (eleven years ago) link

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:06 (eleven years ago) link

although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."

omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:07 (eleven years ago) link

If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it

# suicide [Started by anonymous in November 2001, last updated 6 minutes ago by youwillbeturnedintoapumpkin on I Love Everything] 27 new answers
# Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here [Started by bamcquern in September 2009, last updated 7 minutes ago by omar little on I Love Everything] 19 new answers
# Baltimore [Started by barf bag special (mistymartinez) in October 2005, last updated 7 minutes ago by steamed hams (harbl) on All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar] 4 new answers
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should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:16 (eleven years ago) link

11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (eleven years ago) link

barely able to see

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (eleven years ago) link

I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 02:38 (eleven years ago) link

why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:10 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:13 (eleven years ago) link

i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:30 (eleven years ago) link

Those famous Unabomber types

Niles Caulder, Monday, 28 September 2009 03:48 (eleven years ago) link

oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 01:35 (eleven years ago) link

I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:24 (eleven years ago) link

Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.

Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.

smell the reality of coffee (Z S), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:28 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

like what

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm

Mark G, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.

I am flesh and blood. You are software and circuitry. (chap), Monday, 9 November 2009 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

yeah - i hear you on that one.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 22:00 (eleven years ago) link

lol

Dan S, Saturday, 13 March 2021 23:21 (two months ago) link

i always happened what would happen to hatcat after the washington http://i.imgur.com/QbYzHTH.jpg finally changed their goddamn now

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 13 March 2021 23:39 (two months ago) link

name

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 13 March 2021 23:39 (two months ago) link

SlackCatHatBot will never die

hopefully the http://i.imgur.com/QbYzHTH.jpg will tho

scamp til you're damp (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 March 2021 23:43 (two months ago) link

There's a retweet button right there in the app.

Suggest Banazir (onimo), Monday, 15 March 2021 23:41 (two months ago) link

Because Oak

map ca. 1890 (map), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 15:29 (one month ago) link

You could go read any book.

Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:41 (one month ago) link

I've been a fool before
Wouldn't like to get my snake caught in the Senate door
How about some defecation, please?

Straight up now tell me, do you really wanna cut the filibuster?
(Oh, oh, oh)
Or am I caught in a shit and run?
Straight up now tell me, is it gonna be Ted a-squirtin custard?
(Oh, oh, oh)
Or is this just about flexin buns??

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 21:29 (one month ago) link

this thread needed to be nuked from orbit years ago

imago, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 23:05 (one month ago) link

Then we would lose the warm feeling of being in-the-know when we figure out what a post refers to.

Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 18 March 2021 00:13 (one month ago) link

Thanks for those two worthless contributions, lads, continues to be a complete mystery as to why ilx continues to lose female posters

Scamp Granada (gyac), Thursday, 18 March 2021 00:34 (one month ago) link

shit jokes or dick measuring -- fitting though

sarahell, Thursday, 18 March 2021 01:34 (one month ago) link

In truth, I'd prefer if all posts were nestled safely in the threads where they were born.

Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 18 March 2021 11:42 (one month ago) link

(wants to appreciate the new revived posts itt but realizes the context and backs away slowly)

I like signing up to dead sites (sleeve), Monday, 22 March 2021 04:40 (one month ago) link

i prefer dick jokes and shit measuring.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Monday, 22 March 2021 15:38 (one month ago) link

i love dick jokes and deck jokes

sarahell, Monday, 22 March 2021 15:43 (one month ago) link

Fin

want2die (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 March 2021 15:57 (one month ago) link

i respect if this is too personal and you don't want to discuss, but as the the poll-runner, do you vote at the beginning and let the chips fall as they may, or do you wait until the end and vote, knowing exactly where your choices will land? what i am saying is, are you a person of integrity and commitment to fair elections, or are you the proof that one can "smelt it" and "dealt it" at the same time?

honestly, one of the few times i ran a poll (b-52s?) i was a person of integrity, but then later it gnawed at me and i wished that i'd artificially adjusted the results to meet my desires

sorry for the double post. i had second thoughts, then a third and a fourth, it just kept coming

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:05 (one month ago) link

should have said "The Art of the AK-47"

sarahell, Thursday, 25 March 2021 15:40 (one month ago) link

The only thing I understand at all in this thread is that apparently, I am an OG of Mayhem.

hourspass, Thursday, 25 March 2021 20:41 (one month ago) link

sometimes my kids start getting rowdy and excited and I know they are going to end up getting in a fight with each-other or some other kind of trouble. I can't pre-emptively tell them off because they haven't crossed any lines yet, and they will not take any hints or encouragement to calm down, I just have to sit and watch it happen.

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 25 March 2021 20:51 (one month ago) link

I volunteer to eat the sin if it fuckin helps jesus save us all

Marry and Neghim (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 March 2021 22:01 (one month ago) link

I have never seen someone so consistently full of shit on here and he's no Betamax

calzino, Thursday, 25 March 2021 22:46 (one month ago) link

i've heard the taco bell cantina is pretty cool

brimstead, Friday, 26 March 2021 04:17 (one month ago) link

monkey's paw: the CIA uses vaccine freezer trucks to break Jeanine Anez out of prison and puts her back in power in Bolivia

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 26 March 2021 17:48 (one month ago) link

No one i think is in my tree

your own personal qanon (darraghmac), Friday, 9 April 2021 00:26 (one month ago) link

at least they got a cop

Canon in Deez (silby), Monday, 12 April 2021 20:37 (one month ago) link

spicy

imago, Monday, 12 April 2021 20:45 (one month ago) link

avril 14 sounds like “a piano tribute to” edward sharpe and the magnetic fuckos or something, cloying af

brimstead, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 20:30 (one month ago) link

Condolences

Call of Scampi: Slack Nephrops (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 20:35 (one month ago) link

I Love Posturing

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 18:46 (one month ago) link

nobel peace prize for not being donald trump

new display name (Left), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 18:59 (one month ago) link

whew good thing you didn't post that would have been a real dust up!

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 19:02 (one month ago) link

what's your fav rhetorical style: "if slackbot only replied with regurgitated podcast opinions" or "bob leftsetz"

voodoo chili, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 20:29 (one month ago) link

I Love Posturing

― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson),

lol you beat me to it

In my house are many Manchins (WmC), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 20:42 (one month ago) link

I Love Xposturing

rob, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 20:44 (one month ago) link

otm

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 20:46 (one month ago) link

God, don't tell me he's discovered the US politics thread.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 20:54 (one month ago) link

that pie was pretty good ... not the worst decision I've ever made

sarahell, Thursday, 15 April 2021 19:26 (one month ago) link

then i guess it's quik-crete down the toilet time

cat, Friday, 16 April 2021 01:06 (four weeks ago) link

lol you so aren't gonna die for these things

sarahell, Friday, 16 April 2021 02:19 (four weeks ago) link

in capitalist America, you support pillow

rob, Friday, 16 April 2021 15:57 (four weeks ago) link

maybe that's how he got his name

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Thursday, 22 April 2021 17:01 (three weeks ago) link

Both sides, amirite?

pomenitul, Friday, 23 April 2021 13:00 (three weeks ago) link

#metoo to the tune of “Tattoo”

A Stop at Quilloughby (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 2 May 2021 02:24 (one week ago) link

Always nice to know that being comfortable with racism is more important to some people than how others feel about ilx being the kind of place that tolerates that.

Scamp Granada (gyac), Thursday, 13 May 2021 19:55 (two days ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/tIuClHE.gif

pomenitul, Thursday, 13 May 2021 19:56 (two days ago) link

therapyteethgrinder.jpg

emil.y, Thursday, 13 May 2021 19:58 (two days ago) link

is this the most failed thread title in ilx history?

rob, Thursday, 13 May 2021 20:19 (two days ago) link


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