Chuck Asay died for your sins: batshit rightwing cartoonists 2009

Previously, on Battlestar Galactica.

-TownHall
-Jewish World Review
-Cagle Cartoons
-Creators.com
-Patriot Art
-Day by Day
-State of the Union
-Joe Liccar

Again, if you find more sources for these, feel free to post 'em here

-Mallard Fillmore
-Mike Lester, who brings us this lovely one:

http://www.cagle.com/working/081210/lester.jpg

Someone hotlink a dan lacey one before we get too far in so that he may continue to bless us with new custom greetings in 2009.

http://www.faithmouse.com/aclu87reg.jpg

Gocomics

mostly redundant but i like that it has comments

Something Awful manages to find some good ones
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2664888&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Goons found this one, too:

http://www.oneimage.org/

really bad MSPAINT toons from Hal Lindsey's site

http://www.oneimage.org/Images/images/Cartoon289ABigMistake.jpg

http://www.oneimage.org/Images/images/Cartoon290UN-AgainstIsrael.jpg

http://www.oneimage.org/Images/images/Cartoon288Resurrection.jpg

i seriously can't wrap my head around that "new definition of the word 'change'" one

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/5366/imageuploadimageiu9.jpg

why is mr bean in that picture?

and mr. natural

http://i33.tinypic.com/23gz9rn.gif

republicans are being really, really blatant about how much they want to kill the last few unions off, aren't they? i wonder how the democrats will lose this battle!!!

let's watch.

oh wait i mean unions are bad and are why american car companies can't compete etc, etc.

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/27717_image.gif

and over in Montreal:

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/www.montrealgazette.com/opinion/editorial-cartoons/images/20081212.jpg?size=420x420

would punch all these cartoonists in the nutsack

watta fuckin asshole-- he couldnt even DRAW a google screen shot?

That freaking google shot ain't even true!

Some goon reported that Michael Ramirez who's authored no shortage of excrable toons died today in Tokyo of a heart attack. His wiki has been updated, but I'm trying to find something more official.

http://www.cagle.com/working/081212/gcampbell.jpg

http://www.cagle.com/working/081209/gcampbell.jpg

http://richardisretired.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/191959362.jpg

Rap your life away? LOLZ.

I'm suburban and white, and even I know "ho" doesn't apply to little girls. I think he was looking for "shortie."

That UN shadows one is sooooo unrealistic.

that rap music comic came out right after the nappy headed hoes thing which makes it even worse imo

http://images.villagevoice.com/issues/0626/tmw-big.jpg

Are you a sad irony-deficient moran, or just trying to be amusing?

and speaking of sad, irony-deficient morans, let's have this weeks state of the union:

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/27994_thumb.gif

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/27995_thumb.gif

So, it must LIBERALS' fault for a highly successfully, highly sexualized doll line? And it hasn't be around for almost the entirety of the current regime? Nice that he going after the term 'Liberated', too, because why not dig up some culture war from about 4 decades ago?

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/27996_thumb.gif

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/27997_thumb.gif

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/27998_thumb.gif

Someone plz feel free to tease apart the metaphor here, or at least what kind of convoluted and/or hilariously dissonant thinking would require it to make sense.

oh and we can't forget this one:

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/27999_thumb.gif

Each of these panels are effectively clip art for this guy by now, right?

And some duck:

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20081216.jpg

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20081215.jpg

what's this 'EVEN THE OMBUDSMAN!!!!" shit??? wouldn't the ombudsman of a paper be the first to point fingers at the paper's perceived biases?

Washington Post...Times...whatever. Same thing, right?

i just want to punch every one of these cartoonists hard, until their noses are entirely flat.

Still, "OMBUDSPERSON"?! Man, political correctness has truly gone too far, what kind of commie pinko rag would change that staffer's title to OH WAIT

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3253/3015583125_3acf6bb07c_b.jpg

Ombuddie.

http://www.patriotart.com/images/12_11_08/ChicagosHeroes.jpg
Barack Sgt. Schultz Obama

http://www.patriotart.com/images/12_15_08/Degenerates.jpg
Nothing a good barber, and a good warden couldn't cure.

I hate this artist.

lol i bet hes bald

http://patriotart.com/images/bret.jpg

http://www.conservativechronicle.com/clients/conservativechronicle/12-11-2008-10-17-21-PM-7809197.gif

patriotart guy's stuff currently carried in http://www.conservativechronicle.com/

Published from Hampton, Iowa

I wonder if the Big Haired Degenerates Club is opening up membership to the public next year

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/lb1217cd20081216025038.jpg

GORSH IF WE GOT GLOBAL WARMING WHYZ IT SNOW?!

btw it's -29 degrees, just in case you thought that was shredded paper on the ground (such as the millions of reports from scientists saying that global warming is a HOAX, all of course being suppressed by the secularist Sciencecrats!)

its an odd contrast to see how overly rendered some of these toons are, compared to the copy/paste ones or shit like this:

http://www.examiner.net/archive/x1435860103/g1a9149de3136c8c1a0025c167ce7f585e1c5b0b9505b54.jpg

WHOA DUDE.... THAT iS ONE ViOLENT GAME!

dude is one step away from drawing hearts over the i's

you wantcher shoe joeks, i gotcher shoe joeks right here: *grabs crotch*

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/coletoon_-__shoe_hea(1)20081216095052.jpg

oh COME ON it's not too hard to at least make it look like the guy

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/tmdsu08121520081217125740.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm08121620081217010048.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz121708dAPR20081217041244.jpg

SADDAM

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca1216dd20081216091149.jpg

and back to the old fave:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/tmwst08121520081217125740.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca1216bd20081216091149.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca1216cd20081216091149.jpg

IF THE DEMOCRATS ARE SO CONCERNED WITH GLOBAL WARMING THEY HAVEN'T SEEN MY FRIGID WIFE

some of those shoe jokes were just like normal political cartoons

http://i48.tinypic.com/2i8j3eo.jpg

DERRRP. sadly, though the emails show nothing of the sort, these idiots have been trumpeting this so hard that in five years it's going to be a basic assumption that there never was anything like climate change.

don't underestimate the capacity of an artists desire to draw boobies for getting in the way of the truth

Someone will need to make a new thread for the new year. I haven't been keeping up on the trash these idiots are publishing.

Maybe over time we can track the arrival of the IT SNOWED LOL GLOBAL WARMING cartoon and use its annual appearance as part of climate change data.

The second stringer dumbshit at the Cleveland Plain Dealer strikes again.

http://media.cleveland.com/darcy/photo/08ggdarcyjpg-be987ff970941de1_large.jpg

http://ifglobalwarmingisrealthenwhyisitcold.blogspot.com/ is being updated again

http://i49.tinypic.com/2aguow1.gif

That is just plain fucked up.

i would prefer one where the prison is america and obama was dressed as a nazi and dropping zyklon-b labeled "big government" into the showers
more to the point

http://i46.tinypic.com/352oll4.jpg

^He missed a trick by not adding a watermellon

furiousdiaper

that woman is missing her left arm and her right torso

and her forelegs

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/100609.jpg

website caption:

"Austin Powers was right"

^^^^ ok does anyone else read that as a typical icky conservative sleight of hand? ie - "dude, did you just srsly call out rachel maddow as a man because she's a lesbian with short hair? tacky!" "what, no! i was just making a dumb austin powers reference, YOU'RE the one who interpreted it as a homophobic dig, not me. not everything is homophobic etc"

i mean maybe i am crazy but this is SOP joke-telling for ppl that like to get away with saying ugly stuff and then judo flipping other ppl's anger/offense into something else

more like they'll tell a gross joke that doesn't even make any sense to smokescreen the fact that robert stacy mccain is completely totally a racist

he should use real puppets

http://i50.tinypic.com/28qw9bq.jpg

lookit that... just look.

oops, you might have to right click and choose "open image" to see all of it.

http://i45.tinypic.com/28860qp.jpg
(This is apparently about some military trial I'm unaware of. I mean, OBVIOUSLY, just look at it.)

http://i46.tinypic.com/25regcx.jpg

http://i45.tinypic.com/ehltn9.jpg

Yes, slavery, exactly.

none of them make the slightest bit of sense to me.

so basically electing a black man president unshackled our nation's cartoonists from the tyranny of non-overtly racist imagery, huh

I'm just a britishes, but is the 'woods pile' really a reference to the phrase I think it is?

it was argued on the something awful thread that it wasn't, but how could it not be? the guy would either have to be totally ignorant or completely tone deaf to think it wouldn't be taken that way.

you guys wanna open up or

i mean tiger woods sleeps around so suddenly there are purple blobs with deflated balloons attached?

Why are Dems so interested in tard money? Leave the tards alone, you jerks!

(no judo flipping, just ugly. Sorry.)

you guys wanna open up

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigger_in_the_woodpile

classy

i mean, seeing that and then seeing that cartoon - is there any way on earth that isn't a reference to that phrase? i can't see it.

I WANT TO BELIEVE, or i don't want to believe that BAR BEE, in between drinking grain alcohol and hits of blotter acid, could be that vile. i mean, that's like 25% more vile than his usual shit. oh, wait, there was the one where muslims were depicted as bearded cockroaches.

Someone seems to have added a reference to the cartoon to the wiki page on the phrase...

whoah

tbf i have never heard that term before in my life

What the fuck was going through the heads of those ppl who decided to bust it on national radio/in parliament recently? Joel Barbee might at least have the excuse that being an offensive prick is effectively his job description

http://i48.tinypic.com/29mrsex.jpg

this is a little late, but just wanted you guys to see what is fast becoming the new "GLOBAL WARMING HEH IT'S COLD OUTSIDE STUPID LIEBRAL" type talking point for winter 2009-2010. whoop.

"the final solution"

http://i47.tinypic.com/fcv9cj.gif

http://i46.tinypic.com/34j5amr.gif

chuck asay... still terrible after all these years.

http://i47.tinypic.com/33xk4fa.jpg

http://i48.tinypic.com/2yuhd7p.jpg

really. fucking really.

alright, last one:

http://i47.tinypic.com/5yb8te.jpg

** BECAUSE I FUCKING SAID SO.

i dont get it.

^^^^catchphrase for this thread.

i was referring to the christmas decoration/santa soldier ones.

america is santa and is bringing peace to the brown peoples through christmas, the one holiday all religions celebrate.

ah. never knew geldof was american.

Why is that football thinking about Santa?

new thread for 2k10?

batshit rightwing cartoonists 2010

this is from 2009 so I'll put it here I guess?

anyway, HOLY FUCKING SHIT:

http://i48.tinypic.com/2eqcmtk.png

oh, it's a parody. NO LESS FUNNY

Lock thread, leave it at that one.