Twitter C/D

what's the point when you have FB status updates?

I'm an addict.

The status updates on facebook are one of my favourite aspects of FB, so I liked the idea of twitter when I first heard about it a week or so ago. I've signed up, but it hasn't stuck with me as yet, I think because none of my friends are using it.

It's reduced all my literary ambitions down to daily one-liners: twitter.com/fireland

So much hate for Twitter. So much.

Twitter is for productivity douche-bags and aspirational web developers.

I used to use Twitter quite a lot, but Facebook status updates reach a lot more of my friends, and I can do them from my phone as easily as a Twitter so I've kind of abandoned it.

I think Twitter is good for publishing interesting links and news and things, and for asking advice from the microblogosphere, but for the latter you'd need a whole load of like-minded followers and it's hard to get there.

I think I will have to use it for a while before I decide if I love it or hate it.

There was this thread, by the way:

twittervision

we've def. had a twitter thread before because i remember checking out the twitter homepage to see what the fuss was about, and i just happened to see alba make an update. then i told him about it here.

dats it

TWITTER: I don't get it

CIO/KIU: using ilx like twitter

I just spent another fifteen minutes going down the rabbit hole with this shit clicking on follower avatars
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2008/20080423.jpg
the text of the last panel could possibly be sold as a t-shirt

the weather alert stuff and airport delay announcement feeds seem vaguely useful but it remains the absolute dumbest shit I've ever seen since friendster

I mean what use is something that's supposed to provide low-bandwidth status updates on EVERY STUPID PIDDLING THING EVER IN THE WORLD if it also happens to be breaking constantly

identi.ca is ugly and has a terrible name, as with squoink and jaiku and whatever else, which just goes to show you what actually matters

http://www.soup.io/

IT'S THE NEW TEEVEE

let me make sure to get back here and write you guys some more about how I feel about the web's direction in a little bit

yeah I still think it is all weird and gross

"the microblogosphere"

http://www.the-trukstop.com/miscellaneous/socialmediacrity/warbbler.png

I use Twitter to keep up with a very small handful of friends (FreakyTrigger mob mostly) so mine is mostly a collection of stupid injokes that come to my mobile. I like that a lot, saves me having to text loads of people at once, but it freaks me out when I see random strangers following me. I have to purge my followers list about once a week.

I used to use Twitter quite a lot, but Facebook status updates reach a lot more of my friends, and I can do them from my phone as easily as a Twitter so I've kind of abandoned it

this is a shame, because your minute-by-minute update from "control" was fucking genius. for the few minutes it lasted.

you'd need a whole load of like-minded followers and it's hard to get there.
This is the key, really. Twitter got some ferocious use at wwdc, and was v. good for finding out what was giong on where, and what sessions to leave, etc, but it doesn't work so well if you've just trucked up in some random place.

There's a twitter client for iPhone that might help with that though -- it shows you all the updates from folks in your location.

this is a shame, because your minute-by-minute update from "control" was fucking genius. for the few minutes it lasted.

People were complaining!

http://blogs.zdnet.com/security/?p=1640#more-1640

as usual

the end of twitter in the UK? er: yes, as far as i can see. i don't want to have to *look* for tweets. i want them to come to me:

Hi,

I'm sending you this note because you registered a mobile device
to work with Twitter over our UK number. I wanted to let you
know that we are making some changes to the way SMS works on
Twitter. There is some good news and some bad news.

I'll start with the bad news. Beginning today, Twitter is no
longer delivering outbound SMS over our UK number. If you enjoy
receiving updates from Twitter via +44 762 480 1423, we are
recommending that you explore some suggested alternatives.

Note: You will still be able to UPDATE over our UK number.

Before I go into more detail, here's a bit of good news: Twitter
will be introducing several new, local SMS numbers in countries
throughout Europe in the coming weeks and months. These new
numbers will make Twittering more accessible for you if you've
been using SMS to send long-distance updates from outside the UK.

Why are we making these changes?

Mobile operators in most of the world charge users to send
updates. When you send one message to Twitter and we send it to
ten followers, you aren't charged ten times--that's because we've
been footing the bill. When we launched our free SMS service to
the world, we set the clock ticking. As the service grew in
popularity, so too would the price.

Our challenge during this window of time was to establish
relationships with mobile operators around the world such that
our SMS services could become sustainable from a cost perspective.
We achieved this goal in Canada, India, and the United States.
We can provide full incoming and outgoing SMS service without
passing along operator fees in these countries.

We took a risk hoping to bring more nations onboard and more
mobile operators around to our way of thinking but we've arrived
at a point where the responsible thing to do is slow our costs
and take a different approach. Since you probably don't live in
Canada, India, or the US, we recommend receiving your Twitter
updates via one of the following methods.

m.twitter.com works on browser-enabled phones
m.slandr.net works on browser-enabled phones
TwitterMail.com works on email-enabled phones
Cellity [http://bit.ly/12bw4R] works on java-enabled phones
TwitterBerry [http://bit.ly/MFAfJ] works on BlackBerry phones
Twitterific [http://bit.ly/1WxjwQ] works on iPhones

Twitter SMS by The Numbers

It pains us to take this measure. However, we need to avoid
placing undue burden on our company and our service. Even with a
limit of 250 messages received per week, it could cost Twitter
about $1,000 per user, per year to send SMS outside of Canada,
India, or the US. It makes more sense for us to establish fair
billing arrangements with mobile operators than it does to pass
these high fees on to our users.

Twitter will continue to negotiate with mobile operators in
Europe, Asia, China, and The Americas to forge relationships
that benefit all our users. Our goal is to provide full, two-way
service with Twitter via SMS to every nation in a way that is
sustainable from a cost perspective. Talks with mobile companies
around the world continue. In the meantime, more local numbers
for updating via SMS are on the way. We'll keep you posted.

Thank you for your attention,
Biz Stone, Co-founder
Twitter, Inc.
http://twitter.com/biz

I never understood why anyone would want tweets pushed to them. I get excited when I receive a text. I don't want to find it's some spazz like me telling the world they've found an odd-coloured bogey up their nose.

it would be nice, when the iphone's push service is switched on, if twitter would push messages down to twitterific - this would solve the 'excited when I receive a text only to find it's about a bogey' problem

If my phone had let me assign unique message alert tones to numbers like it does with ringtones and voice calls then the problem might have gone away.

Maybe the fundamental problem is that I'm not interested enough in other people.

most of twitter is exquisitely described in metaphor by that news story about the inflatable turd named "Complex Shit" blowing away and breaking actual stuff that matters

of course being me I would say the same for pretty much everything "web 2.0"

actually, i'd follow a tombot twitter feed. furious cynicism at unexpected moments could be fun.

i guess twitterific might step up to the plate here, but then again: it can't run in the background on the iPhone, can it?

(this, incidentally, is my first ILX post from my shiny new iMac.)

creepy

13.28
cozeny Wondering out loud what we'd need to start a UK group SMS system and take Twitter's market: Ruby developers, time, money, and Red Bull... ? 9 minutes ago from web

13.37
Hi, cozeny.

tweetsms (tweetsms) is now following your updates on Twitter.

Check out tweetsms's profile here:

http://twitter.com/tweetsms

You may follow tweetsms as well by clicking on the "follow" button.

Best,
Twitter

tweetsms
http://www.tweetSMS.com will be available worldwide across almost all carriers. We also plan to deploy an ad-based service for free updates.
38 minutes ago from web

@PurpleKitchen check out www.tweetsms.com about 2 hours ago from web in reply to PurpleKitchen

just uploaded http://www.tweetsms.com to help all of those international SMS users! about 2 hours ago from web

Used it cause I was excited (are you still an early adopter a full year after the SXSW explosion of use?), then didn't for a few months cause I didn't really see the point, now I'm usin it again cause I've had some new local friends start following me.

Good for questions, link-sharing, Microemo bursts, etc.

I have a friend who uses this to read his friends' feeds, so I basically only see it from the angle of a person who is constantly checking his phone while I'm trying to have a conversation with him. The first time I heard of Twitter was from him when I finally got exasperated with his constantly checking his phone.

Maybe I'm the one with the problem, but I can't really think of anyone in the world interesting enough for me to want updates on their activities throughout the day. I'd say the only people I could imagine wanting to twitter could be: Drug smuggler, violent prison inmate, Slash-in-his-heyday type rock star, and a dog (if they somehow managed to translate its thoughts into English text).

don't use it, don't know anyone who does, but i check this one all the time: http://twitter.com/MarsPhoenix

i very very rarely check it on my phone. does mobile use seem to be the prominent use?

SMS functionality seems to be its USP now that Facebook status updates have taken the mainstream microblogging space.

As I said above, people using it for pushed news bulletins and question-broadcasting rather than personal what-i'm-doing stuff is another application.

(I think you can now do Facebook by SMS in America, actually, but not here)

SMS is a fucking trilobite technology

I followed @johncleese back when his followers were in the double digits.

Seriously someone FedEx me a fucking medal already.

how the fuck are they planning to make money? Also, they could easily have charged for this in Europe, and at least started making some actual income for a change.

so: brightkite, then. anyone played about with it much? i'm not sure i can particularly be arsed, TBH.

Twinkle is useful to see if there's trouble on my tram line or the local cafe is on fire.

ON IPHONE

Brightkite seems particularly marvelous, actually. Like Twitter with upgrades.

"here's the thing [followed by something that's not the thing]"

-John Carpenter

lol

the entire world is dunking on Joy, it’s a great day

"The KHive are the vanguard of the "progressive" TERFs that Britishers have gotten to enjoy so much over the last few years"

why is this? Did this happen organically or was it organized social media fuckery? I don't know why Harris would have a large number of anti-trans adherents based on her beliefs.

I think it’s a weird intersection of hanger-ons and extremely online people

the ride-or-die people are weird in the absence of coherent ideology (see my Bernie sign peeking out from under the post) and it’s just weird stanning of their candidate that has nothing to do with the actual person, afaict

there are ~vibes~ that may be incompatible, like I doubt there are homophobic Buttigieg realists but who knows

how does Joy Reid have a job

who the fuck knows, somewhere up in the sky at MSNBC shines down on her

from the one time I checked it out in the last five years, it seems like all of the non-news show talk content is for people who want the update on the soap opera they see politics as, from a center-left viewpoint, when you’re at most online enough to check out cranks on twitter who were really into tweeting “this is it”

Reid is presumably quite popular with the old people who watch four hours of MSNBC a night - not too challenging, not a yelling old white man (like Chris Matthews was), unwaveringly anti-Trump

I finally joined Parler with the explicit intention of yelling shitty things at terrible people.

but fuck me if it doesn't have the worst UI I've used in some time. incomprehensible trash

parler-vous mayonnaise?

i changed my location setting to the cayman islands and the only thing that's trending there is Christmas

haha kudos

sigh

Why the hell did Twitter need stories now? What is even the point of different social media apps if they keep constantly evolving into clones of each other?

Blandly attractive people need to be able to virally lip sync on every platform.

twitter had a real opportunity to innovate like make a button that allows you to murder people who send bad tweets instead they just made stories except called it fleets lol

Twitta Van Fleet

I wonder if Fleet video compression can live up to the high standards of the rest of Twitter video content!

they just made stories except called it fleets lol

oh my god, that has to be someone in product development or whatnot pokerfacing, for months on end, in order to come as close to "florps" as possible

USERS: we love twitter but it has problems
TWITTER: great we'll fix them
USERS: do you want to know what they are
TWITTER: absolutely not

— actioncookbook (@actioncookbook) January 5, 2016

USERS: could you at least look at addressing the pervasive harassment of women
TWITTER [twirling like Maria von Trapp]: M O M E N T S

— actioncookbook (@actioncookbook) January 5, 2016

USERS: you're alienating the people who actually use your product
TWITTER: likes are now florps
USERS: what
TWITTER: timeline goes sideways

— actioncookbook (@actioncookbook) January 5, 2016

lol

http://www.riteaid.com/shop/media/catalog/product/3/0/301320020113.jpg

I don't see the Fleet option on my tweets. whaaa

more like Jack Dorky

im making daily fleets becoming a fleet leader

i follow ~1000 accounts and theres one new fleet today (mine)

when i was a child, i caught a FLEETING GLIMPSE

i don't see fleets yet, did it not roll out to everyone

christmas finished trending in the cayman islands, now nothing is trending. highly recommend becoming a fake cayman islands resident if you don't like seeing trends

Fleets are only on mobile. There's a bar on the top of the screen that looks exactly like Instagram Stories.

oh thats why, i don't use mobile

guessing, for better or worse, third-party twitter apps aren’t getting access to those

i turned to look but it was gone, I cannot put my finger on it now, the child is grown, the tweet is gone!

I have the mobile app and I’m not seeing it yet!

mb check if your app needs to be updated

In case you’re confused- here’s how to tell the social media apps apart. pic.twitter.com/P2U83toxPC

— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) November 18, 2020

smh fascism

https://i.imgur.com/vdOhEGg.png

cant wait to read your nyt oped about being oppressed

did u know u cant even fave tweets when youre on twitter timeout smh

i think the real question is, have you learned your lesson?

honestly ive tweeted things like that at politicians dozens of times and only been temp banned two or three times so i mean

a couple of other times ive gotten a notification that some account features were disabled but i couldnt figure out what they were

there should be some sort of forgiveness plan for when the person really does deserve it

Does Twitter realize that Fleets is the name of the best selling pre-packaged OTC enema in the world?

this is actually good

raise your game, lag∞n

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

— Jean-Paul Sartre https://t.co/VNMxGyAyw8

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) November 25, 2020

RIP dril. He had a good run.

wha happen