WHO IS THE TWO BEER QUEER OF ILX?

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thought prompted by so not gonna and johnson & johnson bully threads

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:12 (eighteen years ago) link

you, probably

― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:16 (eighteen years ago) link

DAGGERS FROM SIMPSON

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:16 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't know why, I'm sorry!

― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:17 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm glad you started this thread. I was worrying it was offensive to even parrot the phrase at all.

Maybe it really is offensive, but now you're the one that will look like a larger douche. haha

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:17 (eighteen years ago) link

queer's been reclaimed

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:18 (eighteen years ago) link

first off, you don't drink that much & also you're not hirsute xpost

― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:18 (eighteen years ago) link

i would like to suggest that i am.

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:19 (eighteen years ago) link

i don't get it

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:20 (eighteen years ago) link

see the so not gonna happen thread, which I am too lazy to hyperlink

― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:23 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah there's no fucking way i'm wading through that.

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:30 (eighteen years ago) link

That was the best thread in months!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:35 (eighteen years ago) link

it's mostly worth it jess

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:45 (eighteen years ago) link

sorry, i'm actually off to drink beer. it still works as a social lubricant for me.

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:46 (eighteen years ago) link

SUPER BOWL EXTRA LARGE

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:47 (eighteen years ago) link

it would be rad if you could buy two beers with your three dollar bill.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:55 (eighteen years ago) link

i've never heard this phrase. fits my reputation but i'm more of a six beer queer.

― Maria (Maria), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 23:09 (eighteen years ago) link

It's not a common phrase, rest assured. It's almost as if it was coined tonight.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 23:22 (eighteen years ago) link

it actually is a common phrase, at least in america.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 23:24 (eighteen years ago) link

i've never heard it, but i'm totally using it now. my roommate is queen of doublefisting.

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 23:32 (eighteen years ago) link

my roommate is queen of doublefisting.

[xxx_fist.jpg]

― Dan (HEAVENS) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 23:34 (eighteen years ago) link

I assumed it was "what's the difference between a straight man and a gay man?". I am disappointed after reading that thread, that it's just some guy who takes two beers from the communal supply. On the other hand, that is officially the only readable 500+ post thread.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 00:30 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.trufun.com/gd.gallery/huey.tape.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 00:33 (eighteen years ago) link

It's not a common phrase, rest assured. It's almost as if it was coined tonight.

Liking rap music does not mean you are an expert in American slang. Dude.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 00:43 (eighteen years ago) link

queer's been reclaimed

When people picked on me as a kid they used "gay" not "queer" so when modern day a go-go homosexuals use it and cite reclamation as a reason, I think well, OK, maybe for YOU, my sweet, but for me it always sounded antique and remote compared to gay and fag and homo, like something only Tennessee Williams characters might say. (YMMV)

So I couldn't really care less about the phrase "two beer queer." Oh I gotta candidate alright, but naming names on ILX ain't worth the heartache.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 00:52 (eighteen years ago) link

What is the corresponding term (i.e. a homosexual who will have straight sex when drunk enough to consider it)? Because this happens more often than you'd think, especially with random hookups of lesbians and gay guys together.

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 01:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Someone link to the thread already.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 01:59 (eighteen years ago) link

???

Two beer queer (where I'm from) means someone who's sloppy wasted after two beers. The only reason they're "queer" is because, you know, homos are lightweights AMIRITE?

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 02:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't understand Huey Lewis' shirt. Was he actually advocating imprisonment for home taping, or decrying the imprisonment of people who tape records?

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 02:21 (eighteen years ago) link

gbx, i consulted with my roomate and she agrees with this interpretation

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 05:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Tuomas, fo' sho'.

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 05:51 (eighteen years ago) link

two years pass...

this needs to be a poll

― gershy, Thursday, 20 March 2008 23:36 (sixteen years ago) link

WHO IS THE TWO BEER QUEER OF ILX? [Started by j blount (papa la bas), last updated 38 seconds ago] 1 new answer
WIRE BABEZ POLL (dudes edition) [Started by horseshoe, last updated 45 seconds ago] 66 new answers [POLL closes: March 27]

― omar little, Thursday, 20 March 2008 23:37 (sixteen years ago) link

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