Worst TV adverts of the moment

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There was another thread about crap TV ads before this I think, but that was about a year ago, and there are many many new crap ads on the telly now. So let us complain about them.
  1. Bizarre thing for one of those play kitchens for kids - entire advert has two young girls demonstrating what can be done with it, only that the soundtrack has two women dubbed on it saying stuff like "Oh yes, this microwave will really make her jealous!" and "Ha ha, this superb grill will really annoy her, she doesn't have anything like that at her home!". So parents should buy this toy for their kid because it'll one-up all of their kid's poorer friends?
  2. Despicable thing for Gillette. Two standard off the peg blokes watch cheesy Gillette advert in a living room (post-modern!). They complain about how rubbish said advert is, and at the end of it, one of them go, "It's good though, isn't it?" GNNNNNNNNNNNNN! Why don't they just get one of the ad men to come on and go "We think you're all fucking idiots, HAHAHAHAHA!"?
  3. Weird and annoying ad for baby doll with magnets in its limbs or something. I choose this for the incredibly irritating brat on the soundtrack going "bleep bleep" for NO REASON AT ALL.

Chris Lyons, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

New answers right after this break...

Chris Lyons, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Anything using 9/11 and after to sell products via 'aren't we *wonderful* to help those who need it' approaches.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I've thought of starting this thread myself since there are so many lame ads on but of course all examples have slipped my mind now. damn food.

Samantha, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Choices Direct, of course.

Robin Carmody, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I hate the ad where the kid is sitting on the toilet, and realises he's making a bit of a stink and goes "ah mum got that new press thing"...that releases a good smell.

I also dislkie the tooth paste ad that uses MOP's 'cold as ice' and then has the slogan "cool as ice'...I always think, why use that song then? I'm very fussy.

After a night's TV viewing, I shall garnish you with more examples.

james, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Where there's blame, there's a claim.

RickyT, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

WICKEEEEED!! SOOOORRRRTEEEED!! BANGIIIIINNN!! BACK TO THE OLD SKOOOOOOOOL!! (cue Yazz.)

Alternately, that car ad where the teacher yaks on about how she will be there for the kids, doctors deliver babies ect... because Something Inside Is So Strong. So buy a fucking car.

Al, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

All the Red Bull ads. Every single one.

Samantha, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

the FedEx one where they poach the ambulance man to work for them is pretty tasteless. i presume it was made for the US originally, where they don't have the NHS which needs all the help it can get

michael, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I don't like the Orange one with Jason Euell - eventhough he is scoring and celebrating against Arsenal. I hope everybody who watched the Arsenal v Charlton match said the same thing when he scored, namely "I wonder if he's going to run out of the ground and go and find his mate?"

Jonnie, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I really hate that one for Ocean Finance with the smug quiz-show host asking the contestants, "For ten points, tell me a reason why somebody might be.....refused....a loan?" I find it really irritating the way that the word "Advertisement" appears on the screen in the top left hand corner throughout...as if there would ever be a quiz show with questions about loans! Aaargh!

MarkH, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

The Head and Shoulders advert where the ad agency honestly think the shampoo buying public are going to be duped into believing they're talking about infidelity and shagging when really they're speaking about shampoo. I mean, since when has anyone been "seduced by the novelty" of an alternative hair product? Come on!

The whole Shampoo = sex thing is utterly cringeworthy. The only "urge" I get during the Herbal range ad is to dive for the off button on the TV remote.

[And I wish Jason Euell HAD ran out of the stadium on Wednesday - I would have settled for 4:3]

Trevor, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

The Halifax one where the woman does a doctored version of 'Livin' la vida loca' *shudders*

Will, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

The two blokes watching a Nivea ad in the Nivea ad! Who on earth came up with this? And who on earth paid them to come up with this? Also, there's first love and there's Muller love. The guy eats his yoghurt with a polaroid fer crissakes. Can you imagine the chemical- induced madness that must surely ensue?

Somebody on the best ads thread mentioned the Lupo ads, but the big flashing face that pops up every time you click on *anything* at nme.com is really, really, really, really, really, really, really annoying. Grrr!

Madchen, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

The one that gets my goateee is the man who has hung up about ten blue shirts on the clothesline, then reaches into the basket for another blue shirt an sais it's his favorite.Lol He's nuttier than me!!!! lol Gale

Gale Deslongchamps, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Vodafone. The Dandy Warhols. That smug faced curmudgeon bloke who wandered about the desert before they took the next step into hellishness. The crusties. Their adverts when sponsoring POP IDOL with ha ha look it is HAMPSTERS making things BEEP (actually sounds okay) but this is NOT okay when it is advertising their cnutish BRAND NAME WEBSITE of vizzaavviitytytutwankwankwankwankOHPLEASE. They are DOT COMMUNISTS.

Also, Argos.

The Virgin Mobile advert with Nicole Appleton photocopying her knickers is also rather shit but then again they have ADAM AND JOE (!!!!) on another advert so perhaps I'll have to sign up with them. I hate Vodafone. Bastards bastards bastards. Adverts are SO GREAT though, I love adverts. They are often better than the telly.

Sarah, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Hi Sarah! Adverts are better than the programmes that frame them because more time and money went on them!

Wil, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Sponsorship idents: all shit. I only ever watch commercial TV on a saturday morning so that is all I can talk of BUT two stand out for me as Pete can testify:

1. Argos christmas ad using Slade and the cheapest, shittest, most fucking awful bogus product montage ever. Totally moronic, makes all the goods look like the heap of crap they are - when that fucking cut- out Santa comes by on his skis it might as well be Jive Bunny. There's a real trend lately for mass-market store ads to be this low- rent and vile, probably because the ad people all want to work on high-budget drinks brands and actually lavishing any skills on an ad aimed at the proles would be *so* uncool. Or of course it might be that the focus groups saw the ad and wuvved it, grr.

2. Harry Potter computer game - "FOOTAGE NOT IN GAME" i.e. the game itself has graphics that would shame an Oric. Not in itself a terrible ad but seen five times an hour it gets wearying.

Also! "I'd rather have a bowl of caramelflavouredcocopops" and the Olly the Octopus choosing his cereal are vile, the latter because it is untrue - every child knows which are the nice cereals in a variety pack and it's simply a matter of getting to them first, it's not a dilemma at all you eight-limbed sea bastard.

Tom, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

'You're every one to one you've ever had' DIE GOLDFRAPP DIE.

alext, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I get so depressed when I watch ads on the smaller channels like ITV2 - they are invariably all for loans for sad, stupid people with no jobs and no money, somehow implying that rather than ending up with even less money and self-esteem, taking out a loan is the key to happiness! Celebs who do voice overs for these kind of ads (and I know the bloke who does that fucking blue telephone - how could he stoop so low?) are, IMHO, worse than those who advertise MacDonalds, Starbucks, any of the mega-corporate Incs that people seem to get so worked up about.

As for the Nivea "you know, I might buy some" ad, you can gain some kind of succour by imaging what he's going to be getting for Christmas from all his hilarious mates...

Mark C, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

oh the parade is offering me many bad ads. the lottery one with a parade of people singing the barenaked ladies' 'if i had a million dollars' is a v bad one.

BUT WAIT NOW THERE IS ONE FOR AMERICA WITH THAT ENRIQUE IGLESIAS HERO SONG. oh no wait it's for jeep! jeep LIBERTY, at that!

maura, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

They have a gospel choir in the Lottery ad. Morons should read the bible .

anthony, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I have sky, there's no need to watch adverts.

chris, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Like Samantha, I'm not very good at remembering the ads I hate. I will put a pen and pad by the TV and make a note.

Can I just say that I think the Argos ads are totally wicked.

Nick, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

That fuckin coke ad. I mentioned it before. The one where the guy is on the train and all his "mates" are asleep and he's drinking a can of coke, and he says "it was the best night of my life". "I was gonna miss these guys". And the way he says "these guys" like as if theres a coloured history, and they're some bunch of mad tossers who do crazy stuff but despite it all he was going to miss them. Oh the things they do! Falling asleep on trains, AND drinking coke.

Then at the end of the ad there's the final insult, that annoying high pitched "life tastes good coca cola" jingle. It reminds me of those films where one corporation runs the radio stations and keeps pumping out muzak to keep people happy. it's ok everyone, LIFE TASTES GOOD!!! and you're all allowed to try it!

Ronan, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

The Argos ads are pitched perfectly at target market = 'good' ads, even though I personally dislike them.

Will, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Those Virgin ads for executive class flying or whatever it was were truly shit.

Jonnie, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Oh yeah - I'm surprised no one has mentioned the horror of the Dorritos 'friends' adverts yet. Has that reached Ferrero Rocher/Alanis Morisette levels of flogged to deathness or something?

Nick, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I make conscious efforts not to buy things if I think the ads are stupid. though I fail.

Ronan, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

The smug-faced wankism that is Archers. Stop fucking winking at me you bastard I hate you and will punch you, and oh hahaha isn't it so funny that the girl stays out later than him because she drinks Archers hahaha I bet her and the Lambrini girls love each other the stupid fucking wenches.

emil.y, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Did you say urge? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

george foreman's imac grillpan thing, WHAT THE FUCK IS ThAT!!!! "it's like a grill pan", okay, "it's ridged so you don't get as much fat in your food" riiiight "it's got a pretty coloured lid and it cooks both sides at once" okaaaaaaaaaay "george foreman say's it's really GRATE" WTF, GEORGE FOREMAN, cognitive dissonance, brain MEEEELLLLLTTTIIIINNNGG....

carsmilesteve, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

the RETURN OF THE GRILL-SHILL!!

mark s, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

1 Bacardi Breezer. It is undignified for a cat to be seen behaving like a cheap male nightclub smoothie.

2 The fabric conditioner one where the people are made out of - duh - fabric. It is disturbing to look at 'people' made out of fabric, and in fact they look horribly disfigured, like burns victims or people with hypothermia.

Ellie, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

i mean GRILL SHILLAZ !!!

mark s, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I can't stand those crappy Dani Behr McDonalds Premiere advert. They make me want to hurt Dani Behr more than usual.

(I really like those Argos adverts - they cool)

jamesmichaelward, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

There is this one ad wherein a teenager pretends to be Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit. Urgh....

helen fordsdale, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

There is this one ad wherein a teenager pretends to be Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit. Urgh....

Blimey, isn't it usually the other way round?

jamesmichaelward, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

LAMBRINI GIRLS ARGH.

Tom, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

(though they oppress me from posters not the telly)

Tom, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Another hated poster ad - what do these people have in common they all drink portugese wine (or something, I do not know what horrible drink they all drink all I know is that it's yet another poster with Tony Parsons gazing at me, best selling author yes)

Tom, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

That German wine ad is shit as well. The one with that ex-goth lass who now is a city worker of some description and has noticed the wine changing with her. I am also dismayed by by the cheesiness of that Hardys ad with the bottle making an impression on the car, hur-hur- hur. Are all wine adverts rubbish by law or something? I can't think of a single good one off the top of my head.

RickyT, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Ah now whot about the S. African wines one dominating the Northern/Victoria lines? With the funny reptile lying back in a tshirt with the S.African flag on it? Ha ha that is funny ha ha ha fetch me a bottle! As long as I can smash it OVER MY OWN HEAD argh. Tube adverts surely don't count. I still want to know why they are all so crap for car insurance (if yer on the tube = good chance you don't drive and not target demographic SURELY) and LET YER BODY KNOW WHEN TO CONCIEVE helff fads. Sheesh.

Sarah, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I have never seen a wine ad except 'le francais adore Le Piat D'or' which I doubt even counts as wine. Is wine advertising targeted at the metropolis, or have I missed my demographic?

Ellie, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

"In France it's part of the language" => very very very angry RickyT shouting at television.

RickyT, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Spitfire Ale is even worse though.

Wine ads infest the London Underground system. That and ads for ten- week 'philosophy' courses.

Tom, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

'I AM DRUG FREE' screams trophy winning golfer.

Will, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Are any of the common ads on the tube any good? Travel insurance = shit, cheap phone calls = shit, wellwoman pills = very smug detoxified woman therefore shit, cartoon strip style loan ads = even shitter, car insurance ads = dreadful with particular brickbats going to Diamond (car insurance for girls NOT men) and Admiral (Tim and whatserface 'soap opera' type affair only the fuckers can't even be bothered to use the same models from episode to episode) and as pointed out above why do I want car insurance when I'm on the sodding TRAIN anyway?

Must. Calm. Down.

RickyT, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

'Scientology helped me become a successful photographer', yes yes but it also made you look like Greg Evigan.

RickyT, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

still running pretend friend lotto guy, i will find him and kill him i swear

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 July 2018 23:26 (two months ago) Permalink

imagine taking a job in advertising, i can't grasp that level of moral bankruptcy

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 July 2018 23:28 (two months ago) Permalink

I imagine a job where your dialogue goes,
"hey remember that are you gonna bang song from 10 years back that was playing in the SU when you got smashed and accidentally puked in Sarah's mouth as you tried to kiss her?"
"yeah?"
"we should probably pitch that as an ad cause bingo sounds a bit like bang doe."
"yeah."
and it doesn't seem that much worse than anything else.

tsrobodo, Monday, 30 July 2018 01:47 (two months ago) Permalink

McDonald's punk chicken wraps is a fantasy hellscape of sub-literate romance

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Monday, 30 July 2018 06:34 (two months ago) Permalink

no its fresh and cool....like a mcdonalds wrap

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 30 July 2018 07:30 (two months ago) Permalink

good counterpoint

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Monday, 30 July 2018 07:35 (two months ago) Permalink

let's go and jump around a bowling alley with a hosepipe

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Monday, 30 July 2018 07:35 (two months ago) Permalink

waaay ahead of you

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 30 July 2018 07:45 (two months ago) Permalink

ooh ooh what if maybe

. (Michael B), Monday, 30 July 2018 08:13 (two months ago) Permalink

Cadbury's Twirl boldly chases the stoner market

― the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Friday, July 27, 2018 10:27 PM (three days ago)

i thought it was meant to be set in the 80s when i first watched it

. (Michael B), Monday, 30 July 2018 08:14 (two months ago) Permalink

All those adverts where different people speak sing the lines of some popular song. Drown them all

i know kore-eda (or something), Monday, 30 July 2018 09:58 (two months ago) Permalink

v much yes

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Monday, 30 July 2018 10:00 (two months ago) Permalink

In 'ordinary people' voices. Unbearable.

Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Monday, 30 July 2018 10:03 (two months ago) Permalink

Bernard has an ordinary voice?

Mark G, Monday, 30 July 2018 10:45 (two months ago) Permalink

Who is Bernard?

Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Monday, 30 July 2018 10:58 (two months ago) Permalink

ordinary would be over-selling it

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Monday, 30 July 2018 11:01 (two months ago) Permalink

this is some kind of terrible, carabao energy drink, new from thailand apparently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORVP9JsKRAE

koogs, Thursday, 2 August 2018 18:27 (two months ago) Permalink

The launch was accompanied by a high profile TV advertising campaign featuring the company founder, rock star Yuenyong Opakul, also known as Aed Carabao.[3] This campaign was investigated by the Office of the Consumer Protection Board for being too violent.[4] but went on to win a gold and a silver medal at Media & Marketing magazine's Asian Brand Marketing Effectiveness Awards in 2003.[5] A second ad, featuring clips of late actor Denholm Elliott, digitally altered so he was drinking Carabao from a trough, was less successful.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 3 August 2018 08:45 (two months ago) Permalink

Morrison's wonky vegetable man, your voice is excruciating and I hope something bad happens to you

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 August 2018 20:17 (two months ago) Permalink

win-win orgasms sounds like an edgy noughties New York indie band

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 August 2018 23:28 (two months ago) Permalink

"I'm in France because i told lidl that their wine tasted like mouthwash, ha ha"

this is a dangerous precedent to set...

koogs, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:35 (two months ago) Permalink

I don't reckon their Bahama llama steaks really come from there..

Mark G, Monday, 13 August 2018 22:57 (two months ago) Permalink

“Still winning”.

Dan Worsley, Thursday, 16 August 2018 08:18 (two months ago) Permalink

Is that Flo from those singing sisters?

koogs, Thursday, 16 August 2018 21:50 (two months ago) Permalink

not sure why you thought giving a saucy wink to your thrush infection was a good look but what do I know?

Noodle Vague, Friday, 17 August 2018 18:34 (two months ago) Permalink

depends what youve winked spose

flaneur brayin (darraghmac), Friday, 17 August 2018 18:43 (two months ago) Permalink

the Trivento bumper adverts on Quest etc.

an example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU5Lz3kv7UA

they are all this smug and cover things like parachuting, rugby scrums, bungee jumping, mountain climbing.

do women not drink melbec?

koogs, Friday, 24 August 2018 16:10 (one month ago) Permalink

slightly Ed Harris looking Confused.com guy: get tae fuck.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 30 August 2018 18:02 (one month ago) Permalink

Fuck me we linkify dot coms?

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 30 August 2018 18:02 (one month ago) Permalink

kudos to Gillette on convincing me to emasculate myself

fuck giving a bear beer (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 September 2018 23:17 (one month ago) Permalink

Those bank adverts that have mutated from using new animations of old cartoon characters (Flintstones, top cat etc) into splicing themselves into old films (Wizard of Oz, ghost busters) really do need to stop.

The over-50 life insurance ads have gone from having Michael Parkinson in them to having unknown people in them who talk about having seen the advert with Parkie in it. Which is a way of cutting costs, I guess. Like the Iggy Pop / puppet version of Iggy Pop thing that the insurance ads did.

koogs, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 01:49 (one month ago) Permalink

Yeah, but they had to pay Iggy as well as the puppet makers

Mark G, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 06:46 (one month ago) Permalink

Anyway, John Lewis Waitrose Bohemian Rhapsody ad.

Once is OK, but you know you will see it 20 times at least.

Mark G, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 06:47 (one month ago) Permalink

Is it Christmas already?

I reckon voiceover prices are a lot cheaper than appearance prices. Puppet probably easier to schedule / wrangle too.

Philip Schofield seems to be on a reverse trajectory with his ads, getting more screen presence as time goes on.

koogs, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 08:57 (one month ago) Permalink

it's not a bad ad (there's not a thread for ads that aren't bad) but there is one now that uses Fruity Flutes (Farmhouse Kitchen) by Reg Wale which is rather nice to hear once a day or so!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7M8ljDl9B4

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 17 September 2018 22:43 (one month ago) Permalink

I think it's a baking advert though.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 17 September 2018 23:03 (one month ago) Permalink

Biscuit company I think, or there used to be an old ad that used it. I also love that tune.

every day there's a whining choad (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 September 2018 23:23 (one month ago) Permalink

i think i knew that about you :)

.xls

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 17 September 2018 23:26 (one month ago) Permalink

someone should do a version of it where it goes full deconstructed skronk about 4 minutes in.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 17 September 2018 23:28 (one month ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

I don't know where this trend for making added protein versions of food products started but pack it in you wankers

Leon Carrotsky (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 October 2018 22:38 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Just pondering...

Would they really open a nursing home called "St Peters Gate"?

Mark G, Friday, 5 October 2018 23:05 (two weeks ago) Permalink

I understand why the David Brent song is in the Freeview advert but I'm equally sure Gervais is thinking it's because he wrote a brilliant song so... <Gervais face>

Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Friday, 5 October 2018 23:07 (two weeks ago) Permalink

voice cracking with emotion at Morrison's centrality to the circle of life

Leon Carrotsky (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 October 2018 21:49 (two weeks ago) Permalink

They couldn't get it for being infuriating, so they had to go down the 'misleading' route... but they got it, praise be, they got it! God bless the Advertising Standards Authority...

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/vodafone-advert-break-up-video-banned-martin-freeman-30-day-guarantee-a8577006.html

Zach Same (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 16:16 (one week ago) Permalink

Does the ASA have a death penalty?

Leon Carrotsky (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 17:15 (one week ago) Permalink

Graham gets called upstairs. He gets half way up before being told not to bother. Then a baby does. Then Graham does again.

What is that about?

koogs, Friday, 12 October 2018 22:34 (one week ago) Permalink

softcore cleavage-fest for Mya cosmetic surgery just made me irl lol

the Warnock of Clodhop Mountain (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 23:14 (six days ago) Permalink

still really fucking funny this morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svt6TuGbT6I

the Warnock of Clodhop Mountain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 08:42 (five days ago) Permalink

there's a few MYA adverts that exist - I only ever seem to catch them during the ad break in Countdown though. They're hilarious, I like to imagine a director trying to coax a horse to bounce harder to really convey the sense of augmentation

boxedjoy, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 20:14 (five days ago) Permalink

Everybody seems v happy

the Warnock of Clodhop Mountain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 20:34 (five days ago) Permalink


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