Worst TV adverts of the moment

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There was another thread about crap TV ads before this I think, but that was about a year ago, and there are many many new crap ads on the telly now. So let us complain about them.
  1. Bizarre thing for one of those play kitchens for kids - entire advert has two young girls demonstrating what can be done with it, only that the soundtrack has two women dubbed on it saying stuff like "Oh yes, this microwave will really make her jealous!" and "Ha ha, this superb grill will really annoy her, she doesn't have anything like that at her home!". So parents should buy this toy for their kid because it'll one-up all of their kid's poorer friends?
  2. Despicable thing for Gillette. Two standard off the peg blokes watch cheesy Gillette advert in a living room (post-modern!). They complain about how rubbish said advert is, and at the end of it, one of them go, "It's good though, isn't it?" GNNNNNNNNNNNNN! Why don't they just get one of the ad men to come on and go "We think you're all fucking idiots, HAHAHAHAHA!"?
  3. Weird and annoying ad for baby doll with magnets in its limbs or something. I choose this for the incredibly irritating brat on the soundtrack going "bleep bleep" for NO REASON AT ALL.

Chris Lyons, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

New answers right after this break...

Chris Lyons, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

Anything using 9/11 and after to sell products via 'aren't we *wonderful* to help those who need it' approaches.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

I've thought of starting this thread myself since there are so many lame ads on but of course all examples have slipped my mind now. damn food.

Samantha, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

Choices Direct, of course.

Robin Carmody, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

I hate the ad where the kid is sitting on the toilet, and realises he's making a bit of a stink and goes "ah mum got that new press thing"...that releases a good smell.

I also dislkie the tooth paste ad that uses MOP's 'cold as ice' and then has the slogan "cool as ice'...I always think, why use that song then? I'm very fussy.

After a night's TV viewing, I shall garnish you with more examples.

james, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

Where there's blame, there's a claim.

RickyT, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

WICKEEEEED!! SOOOORRRRTEEEED!! BANGIIIIINNN!! BACK TO THE OLD SKOOOOOOOOL!! (cue Yazz.)

Alternately, that car ad where the teacher yaks on about how she will be there for the kids, doctors deliver babies ect... because Something Inside Is So Strong. So buy a fucking car.

Al, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

All the Red Bull ads. Every single one.

Samantha, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

the FedEx one where they poach the ambulance man to work for them is pretty tasteless. i presume it was made for the US originally, where they don't have the NHS which needs all the help it can get

michael, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

I don't like the Orange one with Jason Euell - eventhough he is scoring and celebrating against Arsenal. I hope everybody who watched the Arsenal v Charlton match said the same thing when he scored, namely "I wonder if he's going to run out of the ground and go and find his mate?"

Jonnie, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

I really hate that one for Ocean Finance with the smug quiz-show host asking the contestants, "For ten points, tell me a reason why somebody might be.....refused....a loan?" I find it really irritating the way that the word "Advertisement" appears on the screen in the top left hand corner throughout...as if there would ever be a quiz show with questions about loans! Aaargh!

MarkH, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

The Head and Shoulders advert where the ad agency honestly think the shampoo buying public are going to be duped into believing they're talking about infidelity and shagging when really they're speaking about shampoo. I mean, since when has anyone been "seduced by the novelty" of an alternative hair product? Come on!

The whole Shampoo = sex thing is utterly cringeworthy. The only "urge" I get during the Herbal range ad is to dive for the off button on the TV remote.

[And I wish Jason Euell HAD ran out of the stadium on Wednesday - I would have settled for 4:3]

Trevor, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

The Halifax one where the woman does a doctored version of 'Livin' la vida loca' *shudders*

Will, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

The two blokes watching a Nivea ad in the Nivea ad! Who on earth came up with this? And who on earth paid them to come up with this? Also, there's first love and there's Muller love. The guy eats his yoghurt with a polaroid fer crissakes. Can you imagine the chemical- induced madness that must surely ensue?

Somebody on the best ads thread mentioned the Lupo ads, but the big flashing face that pops up every time you click on *anything* at nme.com is really, really, really, really, really, really, really annoying. Grrr!

Madchen, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

The one that gets my goateee is the man who has hung up about ten blue shirts on the clothesline, then reaches into the basket for another blue shirt an sais it's his favorite.Lol He's nuttier than me!!!! lol Gale

Gale Deslongchamps, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

Vodafone. The Dandy Warhols. That smug faced curmudgeon bloke who wandered about the desert before they took the next step into hellishness. The crusties. Their adverts when sponsoring POP IDOL with ha ha look it is HAMPSTERS making things BEEP (actually sounds okay) but this is NOT okay when it is advertising their cnutish BRAND NAME WEBSITE of vizzaavviitytytutwankwankwankwankOHPLEASE. They are DOT COMMUNISTS.

Also, Argos.

The Virgin Mobile advert with Nicole Appleton photocopying her knickers is also rather shit but then again they have ADAM AND JOE (!!!!) on another advert so perhaps I'll have to sign up with them. I hate Vodafone. Bastards bastards bastards. Adverts are SO GREAT though, I love adverts. They are often better than the telly.

Sarah, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

Hi Sarah! Adverts are better than the programmes that frame them because more time and money went on them!

Wil, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

Sponsorship idents: all shit. I only ever watch commercial TV on a saturday morning so that is all I can talk of BUT two stand out for me as Pete can testify:

1. Argos christmas ad using Slade and the cheapest, shittest, most fucking awful bogus product montage ever. Totally moronic, makes all the goods look like the heap of crap they are - when that fucking cut- out Santa comes by on his skis it might as well be Jive Bunny. There's a real trend lately for mass-market store ads to be this low- rent and vile, probably because the ad people all want to work on high-budget drinks brands and actually lavishing any skills on an ad aimed at the proles would be *so* uncool. Or of course it might be that the focus groups saw the ad and wuvved it, grr.

2. Harry Potter computer game - "FOOTAGE NOT IN GAME" i.e. the game itself has graphics that would shame an Oric. Not in itself a terrible ad but seen five times an hour it gets wearying.

Also! "I'd rather have a bowl of caramelflavouredcocopops" and the Olly the Octopus choosing his cereal are vile, the latter because it is untrue - every child knows which are the nice cereals in a variety pack and it's simply a matter of getting to them first, it's not a dilemma at all you eight-limbed sea bastard.

Tom, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

'You're every one to one you've ever had' DIE GOLDFRAPP DIE.

alext, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

I get so depressed when I watch ads on the smaller channels like ITV2 - they are invariably all for loans for sad, stupid people with no jobs and no money, somehow implying that rather than ending up with even less money and self-esteem, taking out a loan is the key to happiness! Celebs who do voice overs for these kind of ads (and I know the bloke who does that fucking blue telephone - how could he stoop so low?) are, IMHO, worse than those who advertise MacDonalds, Starbucks, any of the mega-corporate Incs that people seem to get so worked up about.

As for the Nivea "you know, I might buy some" ad, you can gain some kind of succour by imaging what he's going to be getting for Christmas from all his hilarious mates...

Mark C, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

oh the parade is offering me many bad ads. the lottery one with a parade of people singing the barenaked ladies' 'if i had a million dollars' is a v bad one.

BUT WAIT NOW THERE IS ONE FOR AMERICA WITH THAT ENRIQUE IGLESIAS HERO SONG. oh no wait it's for jeep! jeep LIBERTY, at that!

maura, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

They have a gospel choir in the Lottery ad. Morons should read the bible .

anthony, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

I have sky, there's no need to watch adverts.

chris, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

Like Samantha, I'm not very good at remembering the ads I hate. I will put a pen and pad by the TV and make a note.

Can I just say that I think the Argos ads are totally wicked.

Nick, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

That fuckin coke ad. I mentioned it before. The one where the guy is on the train and all his "mates" are asleep and he's drinking a can of coke, and he says "it was the best night of my life". "I was gonna miss these guys". And the way he says "these guys" like as if theres a coloured history, and they're some bunch of mad tossers who do crazy stuff but despite it all he was going to miss them. Oh the things they do! Falling asleep on trains, AND drinking coke.

Then at the end of the ad there's the final insult, that annoying high pitched "life tastes good coca cola" jingle. It reminds me of those films where one corporation runs the radio stations and keeps pumping out muzak to keep people happy. it's ok everyone, LIFE TASTES GOOD!!! and you're all allowed to try it!

Ronan, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

The Argos ads are pitched perfectly at target market = 'good' ads, even though I personally dislike them.

Will, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

Those Virgin ads for executive class flying or whatever it was were truly shit.

Jonnie, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

Oh yeah - I'm surprised no one has mentioned the horror of the Dorritos 'friends' adverts yet. Has that reached Ferrero Rocher/Alanis Morisette levels of flogged to deathness or something?

Nick, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

I make conscious efforts not to buy things if I think the ads are stupid. though I fail.

Ronan, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

The smug-faced wankism that is Archers. Stop fucking winking at me you bastard I hate you and will punch you, and oh hahaha isn't it so funny that the girl stays out later than him because she drinks Archers hahaha I bet her and the Lambrini girls love each other the stupid fucking wenches.

emil.y, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

Did you say urge? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

george foreman's imac grillpan thing, WHAT THE FUCK IS ThAT!!!! "it's like a grill pan", okay, "it's ridged so you don't get as much fat in your food" riiiight "it's got a pretty coloured lid and it cooks both sides at once" okaaaaaaaaaay "george foreman say's it's really GRATE" WTF, GEORGE FOREMAN, cognitive dissonance, brain MEEEELLLLLTTTIIIINNNGG....

carsmilesteve, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

the RETURN OF THE GRILL-SHILL!!

mark s, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

1 Bacardi Breezer. It is undignified for a cat to be seen behaving like a cheap male nightclub smoothie.

2 The fabric conditioner one where the people are made out of - duh - fabric. It is disturbing to look at 'people' made out of fabric, and in fact they look horribly disfigured, like burns victims or people with hypothermia.

Ellie, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

i mean GRILL SHILLAZ !!!

mark s, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

I can't stand those crappy Dani Behr McDonalds Premiere advert. They make me want to hurt Dani Behr more than usual.

(I really like those Argos adverts - they cool)

jamesmichaelward, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

There is this one ad wherein a teenager pretends to be Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit. Urgh....

helen fordsdale, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

There is this one ad wherein a teenager pretends to be Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit. Urgh....

Blimey, isn't it usually the other way round?

jamesmichaelward, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

LAMBRINI GIRLS ARGH.

Tom, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

(though they oppress me from posters not the telly)

Tom, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

Another hated poster ad - what do these people have in common they all drink portugese wine (or something, I do not know what horrible drink they all drink all I know is that it's yet another poster with Tony Parsons gazing at me, best selling author yes)

Tom, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

That German wine ad is shit as well. The one with that ex-goth lass who now is a city worker of some description and has noticed the wine changing with her. I am also dismayed by by the cheesiness of that Hardys ad with the bottle making an impression on the car, hur-hur- hur. Are all wine adverts rubbish by law or something? I can't think of a single good one off the top of my head.

RickyT, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

Ah now whot about the S. African wines one dominating the Northern/Victoria lines? With the funny reptile lying back in a tshirt with the S.African flag on it? Ha ha that is funny ha ha ha fetch me a bottle! As long as I can smash it OVER MY OWN HEAD argh. Tube adverts surely don't count. I still want to know why they are all so crap for car insurance (if yer on the tube = good chance you don't drive and not target demographic SURELY) and LET YER BODY KNOW WHEN TO CONCIEVE helff fads. Sheesh.

Sarah, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

I have never seen a wine ad except 'le francais adore Le Piat D'or' which I doubt even counts as wine. Is wine advertising targeted at the metropolis, or have I missed my demographic?

Ellie, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

"In France it's part of the language" => very very very angry RickyT shouting at television.

RickyT, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

Spitfire Ale is even worse though.

Wine ads infest the London Underground system. That and ads for ten- week 'philosophy' courses.

Tom, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

'I AM DRUG FREE' screams trophy winning golfer.

Will, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

Are any of the common ads on the tube any good? Travel insurance = shit, cheap phone calls = shit, wellwoman pills = very smug detoxified woman therefore shit, cartoon strip style loan ads = even shitter, car insurance ads = dreadful with particular brickbats going to Diamond (car insurance for girls NOT men) and Admiral (Tim and whatserface 'soap opera' type affair only the fuckers can't even be bothered to use the same models from episode to episode) and as pointed out above why do I want car insurance when I'm on the sodding TRAIN anyway?

Must. Calm. Down.

RickyT, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

'Scientology helped me become a successful photographer', yes yes but it also made you look like Greg Evigan.

RickyT, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

Right, let's do Bingo, Paddy Power style....

Mark G, Monday, 7 February 2022 19:21 (seven months ago) link

Never mind Weight Watchers Corden you need to go on a program to lose cuntishness

I have a voulez-vous? with death (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 February 2022 16:30 (seven months ago) link

GambleAware adverts <<< gambling adverts <<< other adverts and there's one every break, seemingly.

who is the bloke with the big voice and odd cadence in the paddy power(?) advert? am i meant to know him? NEVER BET WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY.

new Verisure advert as well, same as all the others. a woman talks to a man, at least.

koogs, Wednesday, 16 February 2022 16:46 (seven months ago) link

Matt Chapman? Horse racing pundit for ITV and sky sports and all round loudmouth. If like me you do watch a bit of the racing you'll be familiar with the paddy power talking horses ads that they play every break, now they're really bad

ignore the blue line (or something), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 17:18 (seven months ago) link

three weeks pass...

> but the Hey Car white guy rapping / miming in a car is probably my least favourite ad right now. (March 2021)

they are still showing this exact same advert in every ad break over a year later.

koogs, Tuesday, 15 March 2022 14:23 (six months ago) link

four weeks pass...

i do actually wish I'd bought a thinner tv

koogs, Tuesday, 12 April 2022 20:07 (five months ago) link

I think it's Virgin Mobile using an awful cover of Lust for Life with the lyric changed to Love for Life for some stupid reason

Wankers

Number One shlong in Devon (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 April 2022 20:40 (five months ago) link

am i meant to know or care about the women and her kids in the fairy liquitabs adverts? the click clack woman.

koogs, Wednesday, 20 April 2022 21:36 (five months ago) link

People are worried about being able to afford food yet they are encouraging us to use deliveroo for pints of milk.

New verisure ad doesn't use the phrase 'i feel safer already'

koogs, Sunday, 24 April 2022 21:21 (five months ago) link

am i meant to know or care about the women and her kids in the fairy liquitabs adverts? the click clack woman.

She is a model and "influencer" who is married to one of the Made in Chelsea people.

trishyb, Sunday, 24 April 2022 21:28 (five months ago) link

They show Alabama state tourism ads on tv often with the local news, usually outlining some big Bobby Jones series of golf courses. A newer one of these ads definitely had me doing a serious eyebrow raise was them selling making a visit to history to go to the Edmund Pettus Bridge and shows the 16th Street Baptist Church AND oh yeah you can still go play some golf at one of our 'Bobby Jones' resorts. Anything for a buck...

earlnash, Sunday, 24 April 2022 23:44 (five months ago) link

three weeks pass...

OMG, new Verisure ad with three speaking parts!

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 09:56 (four months ago) link

what do they talk about?

ignore the blue line (or something), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 09:58 (four months ago) link

I think it's alarms.

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 10:02 (four months ago) link

'the match' is mentioned, it's just about to start. and he sets the alarm in 'the shop' using his phone.

koogs, Tuesday, 17 May 2022 10:37 (four months ago) link

turkey appears to have it's tourism advert game sorted.

current bugbear is the way they reduce the wreckless eric song to like 8 words at the end of that other advert, a line and a half.

koogs, Tuesday, 17 May 2022 10:40 (four months ago) link

i can't remember which company is doing the current sponsor slots on ITV2 for Family Guy/American Dad but they feature two of the most killworthy actors i've seen in a long long time

what doesn't kill me makes me Hongroe (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 11:36 (four months ago) link

they've changed the most recent verisure tv ad. now ends with 'should i get one?' 'do it!' where it used to be a more wistful 'i should get one...'

koogs, Wednesday, 25 May 2022 08:27 (four months ago) link

two weeks pass...

If I was a charity I would simply not make a TV advert making my organization look like a bunch of sanctimonious cunts

Armenian Idol (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 June 2022 16:44 (three months ago) link

Hmm, are they going for "governmental take-up"?

Mark G, Sunday, 12 June 2022 18:58 (three months ago) link

> If I was a charity I would simply not make a TV advert making my organization look like a bunch of sanctimonious cunts

donkeys?

was that a new verisure advert? they really do crank them out.

koogs, Monday, 13 June 2022 13:43 (three months ago) link

RSPCA was my trigger but there are lots of very bad ones

Armenian Idol (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 June 2022 16:40 (three months ago) link

And the best thing is.....

Mark G, Monday, 13 June 2022 21:35 (three months ago) link

He's a polar bear!

Mark G, Sunday, 26 June 2022 10:36 (three months ago) link

all tv ads for subscription services that are aired on terrestrial tv can get in the sea, but especially the current paramount / coffee delivery one.

the woman hiding in the wigwam in the life insurance advert who gives her age as "50" has obviously had a hard life because she looks at least 10 years older than that.

koogs, Wednesday, 29 June 2022 16:14 (three months ago) link

i thought you meant Brit Box and i was gonna wholeheartedly agree

bury my heart in wounded kieth (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 June 2022 17:34 (three months ago) link

OK, it's 30 degrees outside and I've just seen an advert for Christmas trees.

Eavis Has Left the Building (Tom D.), Sunday, 10 July 2022 10:20 (two months ago) link

LEMONS

alternatively,

SHARE MY CLOGS

koogs, Sunday, 10 July 2022 11:45 (two months ago) link

OTM x2

Eavis Has Left the Building (Tom D.), Sunday, 10 July 2022 11:50 (two months ago) link

There's an Irish ad about road tolls that I only see when I'm watching stuff on All 4, and I genuinely can't understand what's happening in it, except that it makes paying your toll through the app seem incredibly complicated and scary, which is probably not the intention.
Oh, it's also really sexist, but that's a given.

trishyb, Sunday, 10 July 2022 13:32 (two months ago) link

It might have been too much to expect a Shetland accent but couldn't they have least hired someone who can do a convincing Scottish accent?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfScbqZokLg

Tom D: I was in the army (Tom D.), Friday, 22 July 2022 07:06 (two months ago) link

new verisure ad is borderline incoherent given she's talking on the phone as she's rushing out the door.

elsewhere: who wears jeans to yoga classes?

koogs, Saturday, 23 July 2022 18:28 (two months ago) link

another one for the "who they?" pile, the Microsoft Evo advert.

koogs, Sunday, 7 August 2022 02:12 (one month ago) link

i'd like to remove Stephen Fry's vocal cords with something blunt and rusty

seo layer (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 August 2022 11:12 (one month ago) link

Meanwhile Diane Morgan is the new Jane Horrocks.

She's got a dog in Ballymena (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 August 2022 11:24 (one month ago) link

there's one where a young woman and her grandmother are talking over zoom, the granddaughter just passed a job interview and is being congratulated by the grandmother, the granddaughter says something about "it must run in the family!" But the grandmother has a Welsh accent and the granddaughter has a Polish accent, so I'm just left wondering what history this family have, her son/daughter must have moved to Poland in the very early 90s and settled down there? But they seem too close for that. Then at the end of the advert they just sit there grinning silently at the camera for 10 seconds.
I have seen this 100+ times on TV and pre-roll on YouTube and cannot remember what it is advertising.

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 7 August 2022 12:11 (one month ago) link

the pet charity adverts, someone has a strange sense of humour. there's a cat with one eye, they called it odin. there's another that was found inside a wall and they've called that one mccavity.

if my auntie bought me a magnifying glass for my birthday and i was older than say 4 years old I'd be livid.

koogs, Saturday, 13 August 2022 21:59 (one month ago) link

Meerkats and Go Compare guy have not only outstayed their welcome, but the newer ads are actually worse. Like when meerkat Sergei has the blue cyborg eye thingy coz he's now AUTO Sergei, or when the Go Compare singer is talking to the actual tenor who plays him, and/or he's dressed up as a woman who is supposedly his wife.

Grandpont Genie, Sunday, 14 August 2022 00:47 (one month ago) link

Meerkats and Go Compare guy have not only outstayed their welcome, but the newer ads are actually worse. Like when meerkat Sergei has the blue cyborg eye thingy coz he's now AUTO Sergei, or when the Go Compare singer is talking to the actual tenor who plays him, and/or he's dressed up as a woman who is supposedly his wife.

It's 118 118 all over again. Also there's the Plusnet ads, I have no idea why they've persisted with them when they've never been interesting or entertaining or amusing even for a second.

Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 August 2022 10:43 (one month ago) link

Cunts dancing in charity lottery ads.
That's the post.

seo layer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 August 2022 11:57 (one month ago) link

"Hi my name's Jane and my diet plan makes your eyes go wonky so you look slightly mad"

seo layer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 August 2022 11:58 (one month ago) link

"And here's the best bit"

Mark G, Saturday, 27 August 2022 12:45 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

gambling adverts now have been regulated to the point that they look like anti-gambling PSAs, reminds me of the glossy magazine cigarette ads in the 90s where it was just an artsy photo with the colours of the brand and a huge anti-smoking notice underneath

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 21:35 (two weeks ago) link

(this is all good, adverts still bad though)

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 21:36 (two weeks ago) link

seems like life insurance and funeral services are being downplayed recently, which has left a gap for payday loans ads to fill.

the mattress wars continue. i think one of them is now offering a 200 day trial.

"how was the dreaded school?" every 15 minutes is starting to grate.

koogs, Wednesday, 14 September 2022 00:58 (two weeks ago) link

Stop lying Myleene Klass you're not busy

feudal vague (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 September 2022 16:42 (six days ago) link


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