Worst TV adverts of the moment

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There was another thread about crap TV ads before this I think, but that was about a year ago, and there are many many new crap ads on the telly now. So let us complain about them.
  1. Bizarre thing for one of those play kitchens for kids - entire advert has two young girls demonstrating what can be done with it, only that the soundtrack has two women dubbed on it saying stuff like "Oh yes, this microwave will really make her jealous!" and "Ha ha, this superb grill will really annoy her, she doesn't have anything like that at her home!". So parents should buy this toy for their kid because it'll one-up all of their kid's poorer friends?
  2. Despicable thing for Gillette. Two standard off the peg blokes watch cheesy Gillette advert in a living room (post-modern!). They complain about how rubbish said advert is, and at the end of it, one of them go, "It's good though, isn't it?" GNNNNNNNNNNNNN! Why don't they just get one of the ad men to come on and go "We think you're all fucking idiots, HAHAHAHAHA!"?
  3. Weird and annoying ad for baby doll with magnets in its limbs or something. I choose this for the incredibly irritating brat on the soundtrack going "bleep bleep" for NO REASON AT ALL.

Chris Lyons, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

New answers right after this break...

Chris Lyons, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Anything using 9/11 and after to sell products via 'aren't we *wonderful* to help those who need it' approaches.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I've thought of starting this thread myself since there are so many lame ads on but of course all examples have slipped my mind now. damn food.

Samantha, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Choices Direct, of course.

Robin Carmody, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I hate the ad where the kid is sitting on the toilet, and realises he's making a bit of a stink and goes "ah mum got that new press thing"...that releases a good smell.

I also dislkie the tooth paste ad that uses MOP's 'cold as ice' and then has the slogan "cool as ice'...I always think, why use that song then? I'm very fussy.

After a night's TV viewing, I shall garnish you with more examples.

james, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Where there's blame, there's a claim.

RickyT, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

WICKEEEEED!! SOOOORRRRTEEEED!! BANGIIIIINNN!! BACK TO THE OLD SKOOOOOOOOL!! (cue Yazz.)

Alternately, that car ad where the teacher yaks on about how she will be there for the kids, doctors deliver babies ect... because Something Inside Is So Strong. So buy a fucking car.

Al, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

All the Red Bull ads. Every single one.

Samantha, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

the FedEx one where they poach the ambulance man to work for them is pretty tasteless. i presume it was made for the US originally, where they don't have the NHS which needs all the help it can get

michael, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't like the Orange one with Jason Euell - eventhough he is scoring and celebrating against Arsenal. I hope everybody who watched the Arsenal v Charlton match said the same thing when he scored, namely "I wonder if he's going to run out of the ground and go and find his mate?"

Jonnie, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I really hate that one for Ocean Finance with the smug quiz-show host asking the contestants, "For ten points, tell me a reason why somebody might be.....refused....a loan?" I find it really irritating the way that the word "Advertisement" appears on the screen in the top left hand corner throughout...as if there would ever be a quiz show with questions about loans! Aaargh!

MarkH, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

The Head and Shoulders advert where the ad agency honestly think the shampoo buying public are going to be duped into believing they're talking about infidelity and shagging when really they're speaking about shampoo. I mean, since when has anyone been "seduced by the novelty" of an alternative hair product? Come on!

The whole Shampoo = sex thing is utterly cringeworthy. The only "urge" I get during the Herbal range ad is to dive for the off button on the TV remote.

[And I wish Jason Euell HAD ran out of the stadium on Wednesday - I would have settled for 4:3]

Trevor, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

The Halifax one where the woman does a doctored version of 'Livin' la vida loca' *shudders*

Will, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

The two blokes watching a Nivea ad in the Nivea ad! Who on earth came up with this? And who on earth paid them to come up with this? Also, there's first love and there's Muller love. The guy eats his yoghurt with a polaroid fer crissakes. Can you imagine the chemical- induced madness that must surely ensue?

Somebody on the best ads thread mentioned the Lupo ads, but the big flashing face that pops up every time you click on *anything* at nme.com is really, really, really, really, really, really, really annoying. Grrr!

Madchen, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

The one that gets my goateee is the man who has hung up about ten blue shirts on the clothesline, then reaches into the basket for another blue shirt an sais it's his favorite.Lol He's nuttier than me!!!! lol Gale

Gale Deslongchamps, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Vodafone. The Dandy Warhols. That smug faced curmudgeon bloke who wandered about the desert before they took the next step into hellishness. The crusties. Their adverts when sponsoring POP IDOL with ha ha look it is HAMPSTERS making things BEEP (actually sounds okay) but this is NOT okay when it is advertising their cnutish BRAND NAME WEBSITE of vizzaavviitytytutwankwankwankwankOHPLEASE. They are DOT COMMUNISTS.

Also, Argos.

The Virgin Mobile advert with Nicole Appleton photocopying her knickers is also rather shit but then again they have ADAM AND JOE (!!!!) on another advert so perhaps I'll have to sign up with them. I hate Vodafone. Bastards bastards bastards. Adverts are SO GREAT though, I love adverts. They are often better than the telly.

Sarah, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Hi Sarah! Adverts are better than the programmes that frame them because more time and money went on them!

Wil, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Sponsorship idents: all shit. I only ever watch commercial TV on a saturday morning so that is all I can talk of BUT two stand out for me as Pete can testify:

1. Argos christmas ad using Slade and the cheapest, shittest, most fucking awful bogus product montage ever. Totally moronic, makes all the goods look like the heap of crap they are - when that fucking cut- out Santa comes by on his skis it might as well be Jive Bunny. There's a real trend lately for mass-market store ads to be this low- rent and vile, probably because the ad people all want to work on high-budget drinks brands and actually lavishing any skills on an ad aimed at the proles would be *so* uncool. Or of course it might be that the focus groups saw the ad and wuvved it, grr.

2. Harry Potter computer game - "FOOTAGE NOT IN GAME" i.e. the game itself has graphics that would shame an Oric. Not in itself a terrible ad but seen five times an hour it gets wearying.

Also! "I'd rather have a bowl of caramelflavouredcocopops" and the Olly the Octopus choosing his cereal are vile, the latter because it is untrue - every child knows which are the nice cereals in a variety pack and it's simply a matter of getting to them first, it's not a dilemma at all you eight-limbed sea bastard.

Tom, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

'You're every one to one you've ever had' DIE GOLDFRAPP DIE.

alext, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I get so depressed when I watch ads on the smaller channels like ITV2 - they are invariably all for loans for sad, stupid people with no jobs and no money, somehow implying that rather than ending up with even less money and self-esteem, taking out a loan is the key to happiness! Celebs who do voice overs for these kind of ads (and I know the bloke who does that fucking blue telephone - how could he stoop so low?) are, IMHO, worse than those who advertise MacDonalds, Starbucks, any of the mega-corporate Incs that people seem to get so worked up about.

As for the Nivea "you know, I might buy some" ad, you can gain some kind of succour by imaging what he's going to be getting for Christmas from all his hilarious mates...

Mark C, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

oh the parade is offering me many bad ads. the lottery one with a parade of people singing the barenaked ladies' 'if i had a million dollars' is a v bad one.

BUT WAIT NOW THERE IS ONE FOR AMERICA WITH THAT ENRIQUE IGLESIAS HERO SONG. oh no wait it's for jeep! jeep LIBERTY, at that!

maura, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

They have a gospel choir in the Lottery ad. Morons should read the bible .

anthony, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I have sky, there's no need to watch adverts.

chris, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Like Samantha, I'm not very good at remembering the ads I hate. I will put a pen and pad by the TV and make a note.

Can I just say that I think the Argos ads are totally wicked.

Nick, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

That fuckin coke ad. I mentioned it before. The one where the guy is on the train and all his "mates" are asleep and he's drinking a can of coke, and he says "it was the best night of my life". "I was gonna miss these guys". And the way he says "these guys" like as if theres a coloured history, and they're some bunch of mad tossers who do crazy stuff but despite it all he was going to miss them. Oh the things they do! Falling asleep on trains, AND drinking coke.

Then at the end of the ad there's the final insult, that annoying high pitched "life tastes good coca cola" jingle. It reminds me of those films where one corporation runs the radio stations and keeps pumping out muzak to keep people happy. it's ok everyone, LIFE TASTES GOOD!!! and you're all allowed to try it!

Ronan, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

The Argos ads are pitched perfectly at target market = 'good' ads, even though I personally dislike them.

Will, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Those Virgin ads for executive class flying or whatever it was were truly shit.

Jonnie, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh yeah - I'm surprised no one has mentioned the horror of the Dorritos 'friends' adverts yet. Has that reached Ferrero Rocher/Alanis Morisette levels of flogged to deathness or something?

Nick, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I make conscious efforts not to buy things if I think the ads are stupid. though I fail.

Ronan, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

The smug-faced wankism that is Archers. Stop fucking winking at me you bastard I hate you and will punch you, and oh hahaha isn't it so funny that the girl stays out later than him because she drinks Archers hahaha I bet her and the Lambrini girls love each other the stupid fucking wenches.

emil.y, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Did you say urge? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

george foreman's imac grillpan thing, WHAT THE FUCK IS ThAT!!!! "it's like a grill pan", okay, "it's ridged so you don't get as much fat in your food" riiiight "it's got a pretty coloured lid and it cooks both sides at once" okaaaaaaaaaay "george foreman say's it's really GRATE" WTF, GEORGE FOREMAN, cognitive dissonance, brain MEEEELLLLLTTTIIIINNNGG....

carsmilesteve, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

the RETURN OF THE GRILL-SHILL!!

mark s, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

1 Bacardi Breezer. It is undignified for a cat to be seen behaving like a cheap male nightclub smoothie.

2 The fabric conditioner one where the people are made out of - duh - fabric. It is disturbing to look at 'people' made out of fabric, and in fact they look horribly disfigured, like burns victims or people with hypothermia.

Ellie, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

i mean GRILL SHILLAZ !!!

mark s, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't stand those crappy Dani Behr McDonalds Premiere advert. They make me want to hurt Dani Behr more than usual.

(I really like those Argos adverts - they cool)

jamesmichaelward, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

There is this one ad wherein a teenager pretends to be Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit. Urgh....

helen fordsdale, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

There is this one ad wherein a teenager pretends to be Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit. Urgh....

Blimey, isn't it usually the other way round?

jamesmichaelward, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

LAMBRINI GIRLS ARGH.

Tom, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

(though they oppress me from posters not the telly)

Tom, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Another hated poster ad - what do these people have in common they all drink portugese wine (or something, I do not know what horrible drink they all drink all I know is that it's yet another poster with Tony Parsons gazing at me, best selling author yes)

Tom, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

That German wine ad is shit as well. The one with that ex-goth lass who now is a city worker of some description and has noticed the wine changing with her. I am also dismayed by by the cheesiness of that Hardys ad with the bottle making an impression on the car, hur-hur- hur. Are all wine adverts rubbish by law or something? I can't think of a single good one off the top of my head.

RickyT, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Ah now whot about the S. African wines one dominating the Northern/Victoria lines? With the funny reptile lying back in a tshirt with the S.African flag on it? Ha ha that is funny ha ha ha fetch me a bottle! As long as I can smash it OVER MY OWN HEAD argh. Tube adverts surely don't count. I still want to know why they are all so crap for car insurance (if yer on the tube = good chance you don't drive and not target demographic SURELY) and LET YER BODY KNOW WHEN TO CONCIEVE helff fads. Sheesh.

Sarah, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I have never seen a wine ad except 'le francais adore Le Piat D'or' which I doubt even counts as wine. Is wine advertising targeted at the metropolis, or have I missed my demographic?

Ellie, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

"In France it's part of the language" => very very very angry RickyT shouting at television.

RickyT, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Spitfire Ale is even worse though.

Wine ads infest the London Underground system. That and ads for ten- week 'philosophy' courses.

Tom, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

'I AM DRUG FREE' screams trophy winning golfer.

Will, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Are any of the common ads on the tube any good? Travel insurance = shit, cheap phone calls = shit, wellwoman pills = very smug detoxified woman therefore shit, cartoon strip style loan ads = even shitter, car insurance ads = dreadful with particular brickbats going to Diamond (car insurance for girls NOT men) and Admiral (Tim and whatserface 'soap opera' type affair only the fuckers can't even be bothered to use the same models from episode to episode) and as pointed out above why do I want car insurance when I'm on the sodding TRAIN anyway?

Must. Calm. Down.

RickyT, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

'Scientology helped me become a successful photographer', yes yes but it also made you look like Greg Evigan.

RickyT, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Inevitably, because ad agencies have never come across an idea they didn't think was worth flogging to death, there is now virtually a subgenre of irritating eco-kids adverts

Soundtracked by an eco jazz mixtape. (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 July 2021 11:03 (two months ago) link

toadally money

koogs, Friday, 23 July 2021 17:09 (two months ago) link

get bill bailey to look daft on the premise that a pc's startup speed is an important metric, the thing you do literally only once on any given day? why?

talk talk advert is pretty terrible terrible.

*and* the one with the suits you overcharging waiter.

i remember a time when there were interesting adverts, there's a companion thread for that, but it never gets bumped.

koogs, Friday, 6 August 2021 11:38 (two months ago) link

I remember interesting adverts.

"3145???"

Brilliant...

Mark G, Friday, 6 August 2021 21:58 (two months ago) link

Channel 4 playing their Paralympics advert in every single break is driving me nuts tbh.

Soundtracked by an ecojazz mixtape (Tom D.), Monday, 9 August 2021 09:24 (two months ago) link

i like it but it's a long old thing

"it was designed to improve brushing. it ended up changing: everything". no, it didn't, it's still only a toothbrush.

current toyota ad has a virtual car that it says isn't available to buy. so is that an advert or a political statement? ditto the whiney eco-kids.

koogs, Monday, 9 August 2021 10:18 (two months ago) link

I've got no problem with the Paralympics ad I just don't need to see it - and hear it - every 15 minutes.

Soundtracked by an ecojazz mixtape (Tom D.), Monday, 9 August 2021 11:25 (two months ago) link

i only ever have Channel 4 on for The Simpsons and i feel like i've seen it about a thousand times

Tumbledown Duck (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 August 2021 12:32 (two months ago) link

The kid who takes a cake from the party, back for his sister.

I mean, it's been on for two years now, every crummy day!

What kind of advertising budgie do Mr Kipling have? Did somebody book a series insert, accidentally book it for five years, then quit?

Mark G, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 09:49 (two months ago) link

That's his sister? I couldn't work it out. Also the fact that he's a slightly weird and creepy looking young boy is only emphasized by the fact that he appears to be wearing some kind of Star Trek uniform.

Soundtracked by an ecojazz mixtape (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 11:03 (two months ago) link

the kid in the Mr Kipling advert looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets

― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2019 21:20 (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink

Tumbledown Duck (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 11:32 (two months ago) link

I thought HM.COM/KIDS was their recruitment page

Tumbledown Duck (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 August 2021 17:14 (two months ago) link

Just throwing this out there but are Old El Paso adverts really fucking racist or what?

pings and noodles (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 August 2021 23:02 (one month ago) link

"Alexa, can you pause time?"

koogs, Wednesday, 25 August 2021 19:20 (one month ago) link

Maybe I just stop watching TV, seems a fair price to avoid Just Eat

pings and noodles (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 August 2021 21:31 (one month ago) link

Has Phillip Schofield got really bad gambling debts or what

pings and noodles (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 September 2021 11:39 (one month ago) link

My 6-year-old says that the name of Just Eat is very rude, and he wouldn't eat if someone said that to him.

fc_TEFH28mo (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 2 September 2021 11:50 (one month ago) link

when I'm playing Golf Rival on my phone sometimes I'll agree to click on an ad for golf club update points. And the one that keeps repeating is a Tik-Tok ad featuring that sea shanty singing postman twat. Keelhauling is too good for him.

calzino, Thursday, 2 September 2021 12:01 (one month ago) link

I get that on my crossword app. Po-faced cunt

pings and noodles (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 September 2021 12:23 (one month ago) link

Feels like daytime TV is just a constant stream of adverts about dying - life insurance, funerals, cremation, wills etc etc.

"Bobby Gillespie" (ft. Heroin) (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 September 2021 12:37 (one month ago) link

Watching ITV hub and there's a stupid car dealership ad that sounds like Kate Bush at the start and every time I'm like 'what is this? oh yeah' and being an online thing it's the same ads every time for every break forever

kinder, Thursday, 2 September 2021 15:02 (one month ago) link

> Watching ITV hub

you get what you deserve imo 8)

koogs, Thursday, 2 September 2021 15:43 (one month ago) link

i know! it was Stephen, with Steve Coogan, who I can't take seriously doing that accent when it's not Alan Partridge doing a bit.

kinder, Thursday, 2 September 2021 17:05 (one month ago) link

(oh, i was annoyed i missed that too)
((cool, it's repeated after midnight on monday, about 3 hours after episode 2))

koogs, Thursday, 2 September 2021 17:17 (one month ago) link

I think it's all on itv hub?

kinder, Thursday, 2 September 2021 17:31 (one month ago) link

ptui!

koogs, Thursday, 2 September 2021 17:45 (one month ago) link

Camila, the Amazon shill: "starting again in your mid thirties is hard"

Cheers, I was already depressed

cheesons to be rearful (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 5 September 2021 20:41 (one month ago) link

Jake from State farm is b-b-black now??? Drake from State farm?????? excuse me, no. this is ridiculous. change a character beloved by millions for years for no reason other than wokeness. what is this world coming to

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okay I'm gonna admit it. this bothers me. the original "Jake from State Farm" ad aired like three billion times. it was played so much during NFL games that it's permanently seared into my brain. State Farm apparently loved it so much that they even brought it back after a year off the air. and then a few years later "oh now instead of being some frumpy 3rd shift office drone he's this super handsome dude that everyone loves". its not the same character. they could've called him anything else. I know this shit shouldn't bother me but again, the original ad was played so fucking much

frogbs, Monday, 13 September 2021 03:38 (one month ago) link

the de-facto american version of this thread is:
worst commercials on television

koogs, Monday, 13 September 2021 09:33 (one month ago) link

I will never attain satori until I can stop dreaming about a log trap pounding into the Vinted beardo's face over and over and over

that which does not chungus makes us chonger (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 September 2021 10:07 (one month ago) link

you probably think VISA is a credit card company.. it IS you dissembling fucks.

oscar bravo, Saturday, 18 September 2021 12:03 (one month ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBKfMRk1pBg

xzanfar, Saturday, 18 September 2021 14:54 (one month ago) link

anything with Snoop tbh

Number None, Tuesday, 21 September 2021 08:08 (four weeks ago) link

Oh, I see that Captain Birdseye has stopped taking his young relatives out on his boat, and is actually going out to net some Cod.

Well, walking around the boat while actual trawlermen do work, anyway..

Mark G, Tuesday, 21 September 2021 10:00 (four weeks ago) link

studio.co.uk (who?) get added to my shitlist for first christmas advert i see in any given year, ironic or not. IT'S SEPTEMBER FFS.

koogs, Tuesday, 21 September 2021 10:02 (four weeks ago) link

I noticed the other week that one of the Freeview movie channels was trailing a Christmas films only channel to start in September, might already be up and running.

Are You Still in Love With Me, Klas-Göran? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 September 2021 11:42 (four weeks ago) link

I mean, don't these people ever look at viewing figures for the shite they churn out?

Are You Still in Love With Me, Klas-Göran? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 September 2021 11:43 (four weeks ago) link

yeah, what used to be Sony Movies Classic (now Great! something) has been doing that for a few years now. not even good christmas movies, normally tv movie garbage. starts thursday. ("Elf-Man - An elf, left behind by Santa to rescue the Harper family from a terrible Christmas, rediscovers his speical powers. (2012)

stars Wee-Man from jackass...

koogs, Tuesday, 21 September 2021 13:35 (four weeks ago) link

two weeks pass...

the Verisure adverts have a new episode - same couple whose neighbours where burgled (they cam in through the garden...) but this time with added verisure installation guy.

it would appear they can't afford more than 2 speaking parts ever as the wife says nothing.

it's like the oxo family, only with security cameras.

koogs, Friday, 8 October 2021 12:17 (one week ago) link

The wife says nothing and looks slightly deranged.

Surprised no-one has mentioned so far that the Go Compare guy is more annoying as himself than he ever was as the most annoying character in adverts.

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Saturday, 9 October 2021 22:37 (one week ago) link

if him and Kris Marshall walked into an estate pub - I wonder which one would get glassed first!

calzino, Saturday, 9 October 2021 22:59 (one week ago) link

if i was in there the Go Compare lad would have plenty of time to escape while the coppers turned up to drag me off the bleeding corpse of the other cunt

look on my guacs, ye mighty, and dis pear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 9 October 2021 23:20 (one week ago) link

(go compare guy) sung "Glory Glory Tottenham Hotspur" at the last game at White Hart Lane. He reprised the song at the opening of Spurs' new stadium
.

I've not knowingly seen him in anything since that ad, but it seems some Spurs fans have.

calzino, Saturday, 9 October 2021 23:46 (one week ago) link

I actually did see Kris Marshall in our 'local' Tea garden with his fam (mum&dad) a few years ago. That won't happen again (Tea Garden closed down)

What ad did he irritate in, or is the loathing a general thing?

Mark G, Sunday, 10 October 2021 07:30 (one week ago) link

He symbolizes everything that disgusts me. Obviousness.

look on my guacs, ye mighty, and dis pear (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 October 2021 07:36 (one week ago) link

Semi convinced Kris Marshall, Dan Walker and Jake Humphries are the same guy and a particularly loathsome one at that.

oscar bravo, Sunday, 10 October 2021 21:37 (one week ago) link

Mark G at 8:30 10 Oct 21
I actually did see Kris Marshall in our 'local' Tea garden with his fam (mum&dad) a few years ago. 
"he never mentioned his family, if he's an orphan I apologise"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3yTHjQRrVs

I am increasingly troubled by the radio 2 TV advert where they dress up the presenters as bad family photos, they have gone for retro laffs and ended up making some extremely unfunny, fairly cursed images. Every time I see it, it looks worse.

Lindor are now also on my 'christmas adverts in october' shitlist.

koogs, Monday, 11 October 2021 08:50 (one week ago) link


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