Worst TV adverts of the moment

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There was another thread about crap TV ads before this I think, but that was about a year ago, and there are many many new crap ads on the telly now. So let us complain about them.
  1. Bizarre thing for one of those play kitchens for kids - entire advert has two young girls demonstrating what can be done with it, only that the soundtrack has two women dubbed on it saying stuff like "Oh yes, this microwave will really make her jealous!" and "Ha ha, this superb grill will really annoy her, she doesn't have anything like that at her home!". So parents should buy this toy for their kid because it'll one-up all of their kid's poorer friends?
  2. Despicable thing for Gillette. Two standard off the peg blokes watch cheesy Gillette advert in a living room (post-modern!). They complain about how rubbish said advert is, and at the end of it, one of them go, "It's good though, isn't it?" GNNNNNNNNNNNNN! Why don't they just get one of the ad men to come on and go "We think you're all fucking idiots, HAHAHAHAHA!"?
  3. Weird and annoying ad for baby doll with magnets in its limbs or something. I choose this for the incredibly irritating brat on the soundtrack going "bleep bleep" for NO REASON AT ALL.

Chris Lyons, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

New answers right after this break...

Chris Lyons, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Anything using 9/11 and after to sell products via 'aren't we *wonderful* to help those who need it' approaches.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I've thought of starting this thread myself since there are so many lame ads on but of course all examples have slipped my mind now. damn food.

Samantha, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Choices Direct, of course.

Robin Carmody, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I hate the ad where the kid is sitting on the toilet, and realises he's making a bit of a stink and goes "ah mum got that new press thing"...that releases a good smell.

I also dislkie the tooth paste ad that uses MOP's 'cold as ice' and then has the slogan "cool as ice'...I always think, why use that song then? I'm very fussy.

After a night's TV viewing, I shall garnish you with more examples.

james, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Where there's blame, there's a claim.

RickyT, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

WICKEEEEED!! SOOOORRRRTEEEED!! BANGIIIIINNN!! BACK TO THE OLD SKOOOOOOOOL!! (cue Yazz.)

Alternately, that car ad where the teacher yaks on about how she will be there for the kids, doctors deliver babies ect... because Something Inside Is So Strong. So buy a fucking car.

Al, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

All the Red Bull ads. Every single one.

Samantha, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

the FedEx one where they poach the ambulance man to work for them is pretty tasteless. i presume it was made for the US originally, where they don't have the NHS which needs all the help it can get

michael, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I don't like the Orange one with Jason Euell - eventhough he is scoring and celebrating against Arsenal. I hope everybody who watched the Arsenal v Charlton match said the same thing when he scored, namely "I wonder if he's going to run out of the ground and go and find his mate?"

Jonnie, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I really hate that one for Ocean Finance with the smug quiz-show host asking the contestants, "For ten points, tell me a reason why somebody might be.....refused....a loan?" I find it really irritating the way that the word "Advertisement" appears on the screen in the top left hand corner throughout...as if there would ever be a quiz show with questions about loans! Aaargh!

MarkH, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

The Head and Shoulders advert where the ad agency honestly think the shampoo buying public are going to be duped into believing they're talking about infidelity and shagging when really they're speaking about shampoo. I mean, since when has anyone been "seduced by the novelty" of an alternative hair product? Come on!

The whole Shampoo = sex thing is utterly cringeworthy. The only "urge" I get during the Herbal range ad is to dive for the off button on the TV remote.

[And I wish Jason Euell HAD ran out of the stadium on Wednesday - I would have settled for 4:3]

Trevor, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

The Halifax one where the woman does a doctored version of 'Livin' la vida loca' *shudders*

Will, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

The two blokes watching a Nivea ad in the Nivea ad! Who on earth came up with this? And who on earth paid them to come up with this? Also, there's first love and there's Muller love. The guy eats his yoghurt with a polaroid fer crissakes. Can you imagine the chemical- induced madness that must surely ensue?

Somebody on the best ads thread mentioned the Lupo ads, but the big flashing face that pops up every time you click on *anything* at nme.com is really, really, really, really, really, really, really annoying. Grrr!

Madchen, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

The one that gets my goateee is the man who has hung up about ten blue shirts on the clothesline, then reaches into the basket for another blue shirt an sais it's his favorite.Lol He's nuttier than me!!!! lol Gale

Gale Deslongchamps, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Vodafone. The Dandy Warhols. That smug faced curmudgeon bloke who wandered about the desert before they took the next step into hellishness. The crusties. Their adverts when sponsoring POP IDOL with ha ha look it is HAMPSTERS making things BEEP (actually sounds okay) but this is NOT okay when it is advertising their cnutish BRAND NAME WEBSITE of vizzaavviitytytutwankwankwankwankOHPLEASE. They are DOT COMMUNISTS.

Also, Argos.

The Virgin Mobile advert with Nicole Appleton photocopying her knickers is also rather shit but then again they have ADAM AND JOE (!!!!) on another advert so perhaps I'll have to sign up with them. I hate Vodafone. Bastards bastards bastards. Adverts are SO GREAT though, I love adverts. They are often better than the telly.

Sarah, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Hi Sarah! Adverts are better than the programmes that frame them because more time and money went on them!

Wil, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Sponsorship idents: all shit. I only ever watch commercial TV on a saturday morning so that is all I can talk of BUT two stand out for me as Pete can testify:

1. Argos christmas ad using Slade and the cheapest, shittest, most fucking awful bogus product montage ever. Totally moronic, makes all the goods look like the heap of crap they are - when that fucking cut- out Santa comes by on his skis it might as well be Jive Bunny. There's a real trend lately for mass-market store ads to be this low- rent and vile, probably because the ad people all want to work on high-budget drinks brands and actually lavishing any skills on an ad aimed at the proles would be *so* uncool. Or of course it might be that the focus groups saw the ad and wuvved it, grr.

2. Harry Potter computer game - "FOOTAGE NOT IN GAME" i.e. the game itself has graphics that would shame an Oric. Not in itself a terrible ad but seen five times an hour it gets wearying.

Also! "I'd rather have a bowl of caramelflavouredcocopops" and the Olly the Octopus choosing his cereal are vile, the latter because it is untrue - every child knows which are the nice cereals in a variety pack and it's simply a matter of getting to them first, it's not a dilemma at all you eight-limbed sea bastard.

Tom, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

'You're every one to one you've ever had' DIE GOLDFRAPP DIE.

alext, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I get so depressed when I watch ads on the smaller channels like ITV2 - they are invariably all for loans for sad, stupid people with no jobs and no money, somehow implying that rather than ending up with even less money and self-esteem, taking out a loan is the key to happiness! Celebs who do voice overs for these kind of ads (and I know the bloke who does that fucking blue telephone - how could he stoop so low?) are, IMHO, worse than those who advertise MacDonalds, Starbucks, any of the mega-corporate Incs that people seem to get so worked up about.

As for the Nivea "you know, I might buy some" ad, you can gain some kind of succour by imaging what he's going to be getting for Christmas from all his hilarious mates...

Mark C, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

oh the parade is offering me many bad ads. the lottery one with a parade of people singing the barenaked ladies' 'if i had a million dollars' is a v bad one.

BUT WAIT NOW THERE IS ONE FOR AMERICA WITH THAT ENRIQUE IGLESIAS HERO SONG. oh no wait it's for jeep! jeep LIBERTY, at that!

maura, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

They have a gospel choir in the Lottery ad. Morons should read the bible .

anthony, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I have sky, there's no need to watch adverts.

chris, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Like Samantha, I'm not very good at remembering the ads I hate. I will put a pen and pad by the TV and make a note.

Can I just say that I think the Argos ads are totally wicked.

Nick, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

That fuckin coke ad. I mentioned it before. The one where the guy is on the train and all his "mates" are asleep and he's drinking a can of coke, and he says "it was the best night of my life". "I was gonna miss these guys". And the way he says "these guys" like as if theres a coloured history, and they're some bunch of mad tossers who do crazy stuff but despite it all he was going to miss them. Oh the things they do! Falling asleep on trains, AND drinking coke.

Then at the end of the ad there's the final insult, that annoying high pitched "life tastes good coca cola" jingle. It reminds me of those films where one corporation runs the radio stations and keeps pumping out muzak to keep people happy. it's ok everyone, LIFE TASTES GOOD!!! and you're all allowed to try it!

Ronan, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

The Argos ads are pitched perfectly at target market = 'good' ads, even though I personally dislike them.

Will, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Those Virgin ads for executive class flying or whatever it was were truly shit.

Jonnie, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Oh yeah - I'm surprised no one has mentioned the horror of the Dorritos 'friends' adverts yet. Has that reached Ferrero Rocher/Alanis Morisette levels of flogged to deathness or something?

Nick, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I make conscious efforts not to buy things if I think the ads are stupid. though I fail.

Ronan, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

The smug-faced wankism that is Archers. Stop fucking winking at me you bastard I hate you and will punch you, and oh hahaha isn't it so funny that the girl stays out later than him because she drinks Archers hahaha I bet her and the Lambrini girls love each other the stupid fucking wenches.

emil.y, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Did you say urge? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

george foreman's imac grillpan thing, WHAT THE FUCK IS ThAT!!!! "it's like a grill pan", okay, "it's ridged so you don't get as much fat in your food" riiiight "it's got a pretty coloured lid and it cooks both sides at once" okaaaaaaaaaay "george foreman say's it's really GRATE" WTF, GEORGE FOREMAN, cognitive dissonance, brain MEEEELLLLLTTTIIIINNNGG....

carsmilesteve, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

the RETURN OF THE GRILL-SHILL!!

mark s, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

1 Bacardi Breezer. It is undignified for a cat to be seen behaving like a cheap male nightclub smoothie.

2 The fabric conditioner one where the people are made out of - duh - fabric. It is disturbing to look at 'people' made out of fabric, and in fact they look horribly disfigured, like burns victims or people with hypothermia.

Ellie, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

i mean GRILL SHILLAZ !!!

mark s, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I can't stand those crappy Dani Behr McDonalds Premiere advert. They make me want to hurt Dani Behr more than usual.

(I really like those Argos adverts - they cool)

jamesmichaelward, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

There is this one ad wherein a teenager pretends to be Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit. Urgh....

helen fordsdale, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

There is this one ad wherein a teenager pretends to be Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit. Urgh....

Blimey, isn't it usually the other way round?

jamesmichaelward, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

LAMBRINI GIRLS ARGH.

Tom, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

(though they oppress me from posters not the telly)

Tom, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Another hated poster ad - what do these people have in common they all drink portugese wine (or something, I do not know what horrible drink they all drink all I know is that it's yet another poster with Tony Parsons gazing at me, best selling author yes)

Tom, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

That German wine ad is shit as well. The one with that ex-goth lass who now is a city worker of some description and has noticed the wine changing with her. I am also dismayed by by the cheesiness of that Hardys ad with the bottle making an impression on the car, hur-hur- hur. Are all wine adverts rubbish by law or something? I can't think of a single good one off the top of my head.

RickyT, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Ah now whot about the S. African wines one dominating the Northern/Victoria lines? With the funny reptile lying back in a tshirt with the S.African flag on it? Ha ha that is funny ha ha ha fetch me a bottle! As long as I can smash it OVER MY OWN HEAD argh. Tube adverts surely don't count. I still want to know why they are all so crap for car insurance (if yer on the tube = good chance you don't drive and not target demographic SURELY) and LET YER BODY KNOW WHEN TO CONCIEVE helff fads. Sheesh.

Sarah, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I have never seen a wine ad except 'le francais adore Le Piat D'or' which I doubt even counts as wine. Is wine advertising targeted at the metropolis, or have I missed my demographic?

Ellie, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

"In France it's part of the language" => very very very angry RickyT shouting at television.

RickyT, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Spitfire Ale is even worse though.

Wine ads infest the London Underground system. That and ads for ten- week 'philosophy' courses.

Tom, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

'I AM DRUG FREE' screams trophy winning golfer.

Will, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Are any of the common ads on the tube any good? Travel insurance = shit, cheap phone calls = shit, wellwoman pills = very smug detoxified woman therefore shit, cartoon strip style loan ads = even shitter, car insurance ads = dreadful with particular brickbats going to Diamond (car insurance for girls NOT men) and Admiral (Tim and whatserface 'soap opera' type affair only the fuckers can't even be bothered to use the same models from episode to episode) and as pointed out above why do I want car insurance when I'm on the sodding TRAIN anyway?

Must. Calm. Down.

RickyT, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

'Scientology helped me become a successful photographer', yes yes but it also made you look like Greg Evigan.

RickyT, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

they don't taste like pizza but they do taste nice.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 18:09 (one month ago) Permalink

^ neu advertising slogan for Herr Doktor Oetker.

We can be herpes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 18:11 (one month ago) Permalink

I've just watched a dog singing so maybe the Knoppers ad was in German originally

VAR VAR Rasputin (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 18:47 (one month ago) Permalink

lol Tom

Heavy Messages (jed_), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 19:03 (one month ago) Permalink

Awesome there's a guy who looks a bit like Richard Herring dancing round the house to "Come Up and See Me" because he's got bone-on pills

Kostic negotiator (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 June 2018 20:16 (three weeks ago) Permalink

That dishwasher advert with people singing "This Little Light of Mine" is quite kill worthy

Kostic negotiator (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 June 2018 20:18 (three weeks ago) Permalink

And it's a horrible Top of the Pops album type cover of "Come Up and See Me" too.

womp womp that sucker (Tom D.), Friday, 22 June 2018 20:18 (three weeks ago) Permalink

I wasn't paying much attention to the music I was too busy being gobsmacked that they were celebrating erections thru the medium of interpretive dance

Kostic negotiator (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 June 2018 20:20 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Are you sure it isn’t Richard herring

U. K. Le Garage (wins), Friday, 22 June 2018 20:28 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Does he have erectile dysfunction y/n?

Kostic negotiator (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 June 2018 20:32 (three weeks ago) Permalink

If he has I'm sure he'd have done a routine about it by now.

womp womp that sucker (Tom D.), Friday, 22 June 2018 20:33 (three weeks ago) Permalink

P sure he’s done dozens

Hold up imma ask

U. K. Le Garage (wins), Friday, 22 June 2018 20:34 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Entire show it appears.

http://benjaminhendy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/TalkingCock.jpg

Dan Worsley, Friday, 22 June 2018 20:36 (three weeks ago) Permalink

dear Andrex if you don't pack it in with "how clean do you feel?" I *will* find your copy writer and I *will* mummify them in bog roll

Kostic negotiator (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 June 2018 21:22 (three weeks ago) Permalink

I'll join you

kinder, Friday, 22 June 2018 21:25 (three weeks ago) Permalink

but they are kids!

koogs, Friday, 22 June 2018 21:32 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Nothing worse than child actors reading cutesey what-kids-say lines thought up by 35 year old Oxbridge cokeheads.

womp womp that sucker (Tom D.), Friday, 22 June 2018 21:50 (three weeks ago) Permalink

it's a battle of repulsion between

1. child actors reading cutesey what-kids-say lines thought up by 35 year old Oxbridge cokeheads.
2. child actors with adult voices (some car advert i can't find from a few years ago that had 5 year old boys talking in northern gammon type voices about miles per gallon or whatever)
3. adult actors with kids voices e.g. Haribo.

I think 3 has to be the worst.

Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:23 (three weeks ago) Permalink

I remember that car advert, think it might've been for one of those Vauxhall 7 seaters whatever they're called

Kostic negotiator (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:25 (three weeks ago) Permalink

LOL one of the actors in the Haribo advert is a nodding acquaintance in a pub I frequent.

womp womp that sucker (Tom D.), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:27 (three weeks ago) Permalink

That is not his real voice in the advert.

womp womp that sucker (Tom D.), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:31 (three weeks ago) Permalink

how do you know if you've only nodded to him?

Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:33 (three weeks ago) Permalink

I have spoken to him several times. Also he is a bit of loud actorly type.

womp womp that sucker (Tom D.), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:37 (three weeks ago) Permalink

ok then, i believe you...

Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:38 (three weeks ago) Permalink

(example of 2 that springs to mind is the insurance ads with kids voiced by fry and Laurie. Choccy topping?)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rXTLBX-7foU

koogs, Saturday, 23 June 2018 00:58 (three weeks ago) Permalink

so apparently this horrible grating guff is Daniel Johnston, idk what the fuck is wrong with people

Swedes and Löw (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 00:18 (three weeks ago) Permalink

tbf you probably wouldn't like the original either, but it's a horrible grating advertising company bollocks cover of a Daniel Johnston song

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 26 June 2018 07:07 (three weeks ago) Permalink

OK I owe him half an apology. Really never want to hear "Blue Monday" ever again either.

Swedes and Löw (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 08:02 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Nothing worse than child actors reading cutesey what-kids-say lines thought up by 35 year old Oxbridge cokeheads.

One thing worse is that the lines are not like anything a child might say, these people don't know any children.

womp womp that sucker (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 08:13 (three weeks ago) Permalink

It's the fake laffing of the child carer or parent or whatever that is worse.

Mark G, Tuesday, 26 June 2018 08:32 (three weeks ago) Permalink

omg yes "i can't believe you've asked this outrageous and mildly distasteful question that i read in the script last night"

Swedes and Löw (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 08:34 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Them feebs that don't have time in their lives to pick up a prescription are laying it on a bit thick

Kroos on first (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 June 2018 09:28 (two weeks ago) Permalink

it just makes sense

koogs, Thursday, 28 June 2018 10:16 (two weeks ago) Permalink

"i'm quadraplegic and live in the middle of a tall forest guarded by a witch so no way have i got time to pick up my NHS prescription"

Kroos on first (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 June 2018 10:18 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Lottery advert where an actor talks about his 3 imaginary friends in the vaguest possible terms is maddeningly lazy

Neymar, Mr Nice Guy (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 23:54 (one week ago) Permalink

I've just seen an Apple advert that does use a Daniel Johnson song, so if it was that one you were objecting to NV that's not a cover, but there is another advert that's been on for ages with a horrible cover of True Love Will Find You In The End that I thought you were talking about.

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 5 July 2018 06:54 (one week ago) Permalink

J2O : Crappy CGI orange Lama vs BBQ.

truly woeful.

mark e, Thursday, 5 July 2018 07:25 (one week ago) Permalink

Yeah Col I looked up the dog advert and was surprised it was Johnson cos I didn't think he'd sound like George Ezra.

The Apple song annoys partly cos of the cognitive mismatch of the actors and the song, but the song itself - stupid non sequitur lyric, faux old timey production that sounds grating rather than old timey, might as well throw a ukelele in there...I'm sure it's not the sum total of his work but it's too tweecore for me, especially in the context of trying to sell stuff.

Neymar, Mr Nice Guy (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 July 2018 08:10 (one week ago) Permalink

"Really never want to hear "Blue Monday" ever again either."

I thought this but then I realised that I only thought I didn't and that I do.

I like this cover of the Daniel Johnson song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBV7m_VeCLY

Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Thursday, 5 July 2018 11:29 (one week ago) Permalink

Oh I wondered, ta.

Mark G, Thursday, 5 July 2018 19:36 (one week ago) Permalink

I don't even know where to start with the concept of a fucking bank, any fucking bank, caring about mental health...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj3SVKJQyf0

Alan Alba (Tom D.), Monday, 9 July 2018 09:00 (one week ago) Permalink

i was having *exactly* that same angry thought last night but i was ready for bed and couldn't be bothered to

i mean

their industry, their business practices...they're a *factor* in mental illness for fuck sake

fuck them to oblivion, kill kill

he's one of our pwn (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 July 2018 09:03 (one week ago) Permalink

Money problems do not contribute to mental health issues, it's scientific fact.

Alan Alba (Tom D.), Monday, 9 July 2018 09:07 (one week ago) Permalink

Anorexia.

Wow.

Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Monday, 9 July 2018 09:25 (one week ago) Permalink

The Bank it Scotland once sent a collection letter to the psychiatric hospital I was in after a suicide attempt. I wasn’t worried about money, but it was a student account, and I stopped being a student, so they wanted me to pay my overdraft.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Monday, 9 July 2018 11:26 (one week ago) Permalink

a biscuit is not an adequate replacement for breakfast, you eating-disorder-exploiting monsters

more like Toss, Ow amirite? (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 July 2018 22:34 (five days ago) Permalink

what about a Tunnocks Teacake?

Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Thursday, 12 July 2018 22:37 (five days ago) Permalink

Wouldn't say no.

Alan Alba (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 July 2018 22:44 (five days ago) Permalink

I don't get marshmallow so no but at least it's got chocolate on it

more like Toss, Ow amirite? (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 July 2018 23:03 (five days ago) Permalink

"at least it's got chocolate on it"

New board description?

Oh, OK...

Mark G, Friday, 13 July 2018 09:09 (four days ago) Permalink


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