Worst TV adverts of the moment

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There was another thread about crap TV ads before this I think, but that was about a year ago, and there are many many new crap ads on the telly now. So let us complain about them.
  1. Bizarre thing for one of those play kitchens for kids - entire advert has two young girls demonstrating what can be done with it, only that the soundtrack has two women dubbed on it saying stuff like "Oh yes, this microwave will really make her jealous!" and "Ha ha, this superb grill will really annoy her, she doesn't have anything like that at her home!". So parents should buy this toy for their kid because it'll one-up all of their kid's poorer friends?
  2. Despicable thing for Gillette. Two standard off the peg blokes watch cheesy Gillette advert in a living room (post-modern!). They complain about how rubbish said advert is, and at the end of it, one of them go, "It's good though, isn't it?" GNNNNNNNNNNNNN! Why don't they just get one of the ad men to come on and go "We think you're all fucking idiots, HAHAHAHAHA!"?
  3. Weird and annoying ad for baby doll with magnets in its limbs or something. I choose this for the incredibly irritating brat on the soundtrack going "bleep bleep" for NO REASON AT ALL.

Chris Lyons, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

New answers right after this break...

Chris Lyons, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Anything using 9/11 and after to sell products via 'aren't we *wonderful* to help those who need it' approaches.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I've thought of starting this thread myself since there are so many lame ads on but of course all examples have slipped my mind now. damn food.

Samantha, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Choices Direct, of course.

Robin Carmody, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I hate the ad where the kid is sitting on the toilet, and realises he's making a bit of a stink and goes "ah mum got that new press thing"...that releases a good smell.

I also dislkie the tooth paste ad that uses MOP's 'cold as ice' and then has the slogan "cool as ice'...I always think, why use that song then? I'm very fussy.

After a night's TV viewing, I shall garnish you with more examples.

james, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Where there's blame, there's a claim.

RickyT, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

WICKEEEEED!! SOOOORRRRTEEEED!! BANGIIIIINNN!! BACK TO THE OLD SKOOOOOOOOL!! (cue Yazz.)

Alternately, that car ad where the teacher yaks on about how she will be there for the kids, doctors deliver babies ect... because Something Inside Is So Strong. So buy a fucking car.

Al, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

All the Red Bull ads. Every single one.

Samantha, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

the FedEx one where they poach the ambulance man to work for them is pretty tasteless. i presume it was made for the US originally, where they don't have the NHS which needs all the help it can get

michael, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't like the Orange one with Jason Euell - eventhough he is scoring and celebrating against Arsenal. I hope everybody who watched the Arsenal v Charlton match said the same thing when he scored, namely "I wonder if he's going to run out of the ground and go and find his mate?"

Jonnie, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I really hate that one for Ocean Finance with the smug quiz-show host asking the contestants, "For ten points, tell me a reason why somebody might be.....refused....a loan?" I find it really irritating the way that the word "Advertisement" appears on the screen in the top left hand corner throughout...as if there would ever be a quiz show with questions about loans! Aaargh!

MarkH, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

The Head and Shoulders advert where the ad agency honestly think the shampoo buying public are going to be duped into believing they're talking about infidelity and shagging when really they're speaking about shampoo. I mean, since when has anyone been "seduced by the novelty" of an alternative hair product? Come on!

The whole Shampoo = sex thing is utterly cringeworthy. The only "urge" I get during the Herbal range ad is to dive for the off button on the TV remote.

[And I wish Jason Euell HAD ran out of the stadium on Wednesday - I would have settled for 4:3]

Trevor, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

The Halifax one where the woman does a doctored version of 'Livin' la vida loca' *shudders*

Will, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

The two blokes watching a Nivea ad in the Nivea ad! Who on earth came up with this? And who on earth paid them to come up with this? Also, there's first love and there's Muller love. The guy eats his yoghurt with a polaroid fer crissakes. Can you imagine the chemical- induced madness that must surely ensue?

Somebody on the best ads thread mentioned the Lupo ads, but the big flashing face that pops up every time you click on *anything* at nme.com is really, really, really, really, really, really, really annoying. Grrr!

Madchen, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

The one that gets my goateee is the man who has hung up about ten blue shirts on the clothesline, then reaches into the basket for another blue shirt an sais it's his favorite.Lol He's nuttier than me!!!! lol Gale

Gale Deslongchamps, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Vodafone. The Dandy Warhols. That smug faced curmudgeon bloke who wandered about the desert before they took the next step into hellishness. The crusties. Their adverts when sponsoring POP IDOL with ha ha look it is HAMPSTERS making things BEEP (actually sounds okay) but this is NOT okay when it is advertising their cnutish BRAND NAME WEBSITE of vizzaavviitytytutwankwankwankwankOHPLEASE. They are DOT COMMUNISTS.

Also, Argos.

The Virgin Mobile advert with Nicole Appleton photocopying her knickers is also rather shit but then again they have ADAM AND JOE (!!!!) on another advert so perhaps I'll have to sign up with them. I hate Vodafone. Bastards bastards bastards. Adverts are SO GREAT though, I love adverts. They are often better than the telly.

Sarah, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Hi Sarah! Adverts are better than the programmes that frame them because more time and money went on them!

Wil, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Sponsorship idents: all shit. I only ever watch commercial TV on a saturday morning so that is all I can talk of BUT two stand out for me as Pete can testify:

1. Argos christmas ad using Slade and the cheapest, shittest, most fucking awful bogus product montage ever. Totally moronic, makes all the goods look like the heap of crap they are - when that fucking cut- out Santa comes by on his skis it might as well be Jive Bunny. There's a real trend lately for mass-market store ads to be this low- rent and vile, probably because the ad people all want to work on high-budget drinks brands and actually lavishing any skills on an ad aimed at the proles would be *so* uncool. Or of course it might be that the focus groups saw the ad and wuvved it, grr.

2. Harry Potter computer game - "FOOTAGE NOT IN GAME" i.e. the game itself has graphics that would shame an Oric. Not in itself a terrible ad but seen five times an hour it gets wearying.

Also! "I'd rather have a bowl of caramelflavouredcocopops" and the Olly the Octopus choosing his cereal are vile, the latter because it is untrue - every child knows which are the nice cereals in a variety pack and it's simply a matter of getting to them first, it's not a dilemma at all you eight-limbed sea bastard.

Tom, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

'You're every one to one you've ever had' DIE GOLDFRAPP DIE.

alext, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I get so depressed when I watch ads on the smaller channels like ITV2 - they are invariably all for loans for sad, stupid people with no jobs and no money, somehow implying that rather than ending up with even less money and self-esteem, taking out a loan is the key to happiness! Celebs who do voice overs for these kind of ads (and I know the bloke who does that fucking blue telephone - how could he stoop so low?) are, IMHO, worse than those who advertise MacDonalds, Starbucks, any of the mega-corporate Incs that people seem to get so worked up about.

As for the Nivea "you know, I might buy some" ad, you can gain some kind of succour by imaging what he's going to be getting for Christmas from all his hilarious mates...

Mark C, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

oh the parade is offering me many bad ads. the lottery one with a parade of people singing the barenaked ladies' 'if i had a million dollars' is a v bad one.

BUT WAIT NOW THERE IS ONE FOR AMERICA WITH THAT ENRIQUE IGLESIAS HERO SONG. oh no wait it's for jeep! jeep LIBERTY, at that!

maura, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

They have a gospel choir in the Lottery ad. Morons should read the bible .

anthony, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I have sky, there's no need to watch adverts.

chris, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Like Samantha, I'm not very good at remembering the ads I hate. I will put a pen and pad by the TV and make a note.

Can I just say that I think the Argos ads are totally wicked.

Nick, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

That fuckin coke ad. I mentioned it before. The one where the guy is on the train and all his "mates" are asleep and he's drinking a can of coke, and he says "it was the best night of my life". "I was gonna miss these guys". And the way he says "these guys" like as if theres a coloured history, and they're some bunch of mad tossers who do crazy stuff but despite it all he was going to miss them. Oh the things they do! Falling asleep on trains, AND drinking coke.

Then at the end of the ad there's the final insult, that annoying high pitched "life tastes good coca cola" jingle. It reminds me of those films where one corporation runs the radio stations and keeps pumping out muzak to keep people happy. it's ok everyone, LIFE TASTES GOOD!!! and you're all allowed to try it!

Ronan, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

The Argos ads are pitched perfectly at target market = 'good' ads, even though I personally dislike them.

Will, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Those Virgin ads for executive class flying or whatever it was were truly shit.

Jonnie, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh yeah - I'm surprised no one has mentioned the horror of the Dorritos 'friends' adverts yet. Has that reached Ferrero Rocher/Alanis Morisette levels of flogged to deathness or something?

Nick, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I make conscious efforts not to buy things if I think the ads are stupid. though I fail.

Ronan, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

The smug-faced wankism that is Archers. Stop fucking winking at me you bastard I hate you and will punch you, and oh hahaha isn't it so funny that the girl stays out later than him because she drinks Archers hahaha I bet her and the Lambrini girls love each other the stupid fucking wenches.

emil.y, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Did you say urge? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

george foreman's imac grillpan thing, WHAT THE FUCK IS ThAT!!!! "it's like a grill pan", okay, "it's ridged so you don't get as much fat in your food" riiiight "it's got a pretty coloured lid and it cooks both sides at once" okaaaaaaaaaay "george foreman say's it's really GRATE" WTF, GEORGE FOREMAN, cognitive dissonance, brain MEEEELLLLLTTTIIIINNNGG....

carsmilesteve, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

the RETURN OF THE GRILL-SHILL!!

mark s, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

1 Bacardi Breezer. It is undignified for a cat to be seen behaving like a cheap male nightclub smoothie.

2 The fabric conditioner one where the people are made out of - duh - fabric. It is disturbing to look at 'people' made out of fabric, and in fact they look horribly disfigured, like burns victims or people with hypothermia.

Ellie, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

i mean GRILL SHILLAZ !!!

mark s, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I can't stand those crappy Dani Behr McDonalds Premiere advert. They make me want to hurt Dani Behr more than usual.

(I really like those Argos adverts - they cool)

jamesmichaelward, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

There is this one ad wherein a teenager pretends to be Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit. Urgh....

helen fordsdale, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

There is this one ad wherein a teenager pretends to be Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit. Urgh....

Blimey, isn't it usually the other way round?

jamesmichaelward, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

LAMBRINI GIRLS ARGH.

Tom, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

(though they oppress me from posters not the telly)

Tom, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Another hated poster ad - what do these people have in common they all drink portugese wine (or something, I do not know what horrible drink they all drink all I know is that it's yet another poster with Tony Parsons gazing at me, best selling author yes)

Tom, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

That German wine ad is shit as well. The one with that ex-goth lass who now is a city worker of some description and has noticed the wine changing with her. I am also dismayed by by the cheesiness of that Hardys ad with the bottle making an impression on the car, hur-hur- hur. Are all wine adverts rubbish by law or something? I can't think of a single good one off the top of my head.

RickyT, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Ah now whot about the S. African wines one dominating the Northern/Victoria lines? With the funny reptile lying back in a tshirt with the S.African flag on it? Ha ha that is funny ha ha ha fetch me a bottle! As long as I can smash it OVER MY OWN HEAD argh. Tube adverts surely don't count. I still want to know why they are all so crap for car insurance (if yer on the tube = good chance you don't drive and not target demographic SURELY) and LET YER BODY KNOW WHEN TO CONCIEVE helff fads. Sheesh.

Sarah, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I have never seen a wine ad except 'le francais adore Le Piat D'or' which I doubt even counts as wine. Is wine advertising targeted at the metropolis, or have I missed my demographic?

Ellie, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

"In France it's part of the language" => very very very angry RickyT shouting at television.

RickyT, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Spitfire Ale is even worse though.

Wine ads infest the London Underground system. That and ads for ten- week 'philosophy' courses.

Tom, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

'I AM DRUG FREE' screams trophy winning golfer.

Will, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Are any of the common ads on the tube any good? Travel insurance = shit, cheap phone calls = shit, wellwoman pills = very smug detoxified woman therefore shit, cartoon strip style loan ads = even shitter, car insurance ads = dreadful with particular brickbats going to Diamond (car insurance for girls NOT men) and Admiral (Tim and whatserface 'soap opera' type affair only the fuckers can't even be bothered to use the same models from episode to episode) and as pointed out above why do I want car insurance when I'm on the sodding TRAIN anyway?

Must. Calm. Down.

RickyT, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

'Scientology helped me become a successful photographer', yes yes but it also made you look like Greg Evigan.

RickyT, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Dear Macmillan I bet you think you're so clever with your chirpy song about death which is fucking horrible you scumbags

The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 10:13 (four months ago) link

it's Marie Curie I think, not Macmillan?

that's a double-edged one really. I could really do without the endless parade of funeral planning and life insurance for the over 50s ads, and this falls into that for me, but my wife doesn't mind this particular ad because she thinks people should be talking about death more. I doubt she'd feel the same way if it was Macmillan doing it though, because she hates Macmillan

Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 12:59 (four months ago) link

i hate advertising on some visceral dna puritan level tbf tho, also i'm a depressed moaning bore

That makes two of us - at least.

Now I love red hair and I love redheads and, if I were to let my beard grow, you'd soon see I've got the gene myself - having said all that, any chance that advertising agencies can stop using redheads (women and children especially) in every second advert? It's the abject lack of imagination displayed by these advertising 'creatives' that irritates me rather than people with red hair fwiw.

'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 13:15 (four months ago) link

i think you're right CP, i didn't bother to factcheck. otm about all the funeral plan ads but i find that Marie Curie thing particularly triggering even tho your wife is right, really.

That fucking screamy "I want my bang bang" song on the phone advert, now that's *really* triggering, but it triggers hatred

The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 13:27 (four months ago) link

jfc at that Tesco Casablanca advert

The World According To.... (Michael B), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 13:29 (four months ago) link

i like the way they don't even try to sound like the actors

The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 13:35 (four months ago) link

And I keep hearing it as ‘...that can’t stop talking about’, instead of ‘...you can’t stop talking about. It’s annoying, in a minor way.

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 13:54 (four months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Is there anything more let's nuke the planet from orbit than perfume ads?

éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 December 2019 17:59 (four months ago) link

I get great joy from the TV perfume ad that goes
"Shall I.... rephrase the question?"
"..... I'm not going to be the person I'm expected to be any more"

It is SOOOOOOOOO SHIT
and it's for a MEGA LUXURY BRAND
and it's DIRECTED BY SCORSESE

and it's like something Alan Partridge would come up with

kinder, Friday, 6 December 2019 18:22 (four months ago) link

I still don't like it when Natalie Portman glowers at me like it's my fault

éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 December 2019 18:24 (four months ago) link

Oh my god Scorsese directed that ad that rips off Mishima?

éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 December 2019 18:25 (four months ago) link

New andrex one with skincare vloggers can fuck off

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 6 December 2019 21:49 (four months ago) link

Any advert with 'ordinary people' (actors) singing a famous song badly - because ordinary people (stupid plebs) can't sing.

I've Got A Ron Wood Solo Album To Listen To (Tom D.), Friday, 6 December 2019 21:53 (four months ago) link

Any advert with actors playing homeless people because real homeless aren't sympathetic enough

Mark G, Friday, 6 December 2019 22:29 (four months ago) link

three weeks pass...

they keep showing THE SAME 'on the beach' advert twice in a single ad break. why?

koogs, Sunday, 29 December 2019 19:11 (three months ago) link

I can't tell why the voiceover is a Lee Marvin impression.

So, your CV says you're a (checks notes) DJ and stand-up comedian (aldo), Sunday, 29 December 2019 20:15 (three months ago) link

I thought John Goodman, which makes about 3 things he is currently advertising

koogs, Sunday, 29 December 2019 20:51 (three months ago) link

oh, it's Iggy Pop

koogs, Sunday, 29 December 2019 20:52 (three months ago) link

ctrl+f 'peloton guy' not found, wtf people

Paperbag raita (ledge), Sunday, 29 December 2019 22:01 (three months ago) link

I'm guessing we won't be seeing it any more now the season is over, thankfully, but the Sky TV ad with Idris Elba singing "In the days over Christmas I like to watch mov-eez" to the tune of The 12 Days of Christmas was one of the more irritating things over the holiday. Jeez, you'd think a copywriting agency would be able to find someone to write some new words where at least one of them fit with the melody.

Bloody Snail, Sunday, 29 December 2019 22:18 (three months ago) link

Peloton got a brief mention a year ago but, yes, annoying. I never saw their controversial advert, just this current one and the earlier one which was the same but with a woman leading. "Smashed it"

koogs, Monday, 30 December 2019 00:41 (three months ago) link

can't work out if "what do i want from a vacuum cleaner?" woman was asked to play stranglably smug on purpose or not

Kebabs Windsor (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 January 2020 09:49 (three months ago) link

I've noticed they've re-edited the the latest Paddy MxGuinness/Jackpot Joy advert and replaced the most disturbing scene - the one on the bus. I'm sure they must have had complaints.

Soup on my lanyard (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 January 2020 10:20 (three months ago) link

Lads, solidor have come out with another banger

Kebabs Windsor (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 January 2020 13:41 (three months ago) link

Grammarly

| (Latham Green), Friday, 3 January 2020 20:09 (three months ago) link

This BUPA mental health ad is making me quietly radge

"Back Home" in Dari (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 January 2020 23:39 (two months ago) link

Peloton

Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 11 January 2020 21:20 (two months ago) link

Oh it's been mentioned

I hate everything about it. Expensive exercise bike and app subscription so that twats in a certain wage bracket can look like porn superheroes or whatever it's supposed to be. Go for a fucking run round the park. You smashed it! Awesome work guys, dress down/beer fridge Fridays!

Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 11 January 2020 21:34 (two months ago) link

And it's all about putting in the work at home to be one up on the next schmoe isn't it. The idea of free time as an opportunity to make yourself fit and competitive, stitched into our normal so seamlessly there's an app for it

Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 11 January 2020 21:36 (two months ago) link

does anybody else see those adverts for HelloFresh and Gousto and their ilk and think "fuck me how much money do some people earn?"

on an unrelated note I hope Kevin Bacon dies soon

the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 January 2020 20:50 (two months ago) link

watching things recorded around Christmas and I'm surprised the m&s jerky jumpers thing never got mentioned here. it's in every ad break.

koogs, Sunday, 19 January 2020 13:12 (two months ago) link

i liked the dancers :D

the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 January 2020 13:14 (two months ago) link

That godawful Gumtree "poem" really grinds my gears

GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 January 2020 01:14 (two months ago) link

this new campaign for the Clear travel system has one of the stupidest and most annoying slogans I've seen in a good long time. https://www.thedrum.com/creative-works/project/red-antler-clear-you-get-you-places

"You Get You Places" - what? You pays your money and you gets you places.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 25 January 2020 02:41 (two months ago) link

three weeks pass...

a four star hotel with a pool for this price?

koogs, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 20:06 (one month ago) link

(didn't there used to like 100 different trivago adverts? why did they settle on this one to replay repeatedly?)

koogs, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 20:07 (one month ago) link

Lad in a launderette with a gretsch guitar.

Seen it three times this morning!!

(oh, and I own the same guitar, it doesn't sound like that, unpluggedin)

Mark G, Friday, 28 February 2020 07:36 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

Nothing wrong with the advert per se but I suspect this ad campaign might need to be pulled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjrmP4fKSIg

God gave toilets rolls to you, gave toilet rolls to you (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 March 2020 15:54 (three weeks ago) link

I'm very sorry but I kind of want to batter the little twat off the British Heart Foundation adverts

Richard Hegley (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 March 2020 09:26 (two weeks ago) link

So many horribly inappropriate TV ads still running, it's pretty funny.

I can't pay no doctor bill, but Whitey's on the McAloon (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 March 2020 18:17 (two weeks ago) link

Yes, some grim laughs to be had.

Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Sunday, 22 March 2020 19:12 (two weeks ago) link

saw an ad for a dramatisation of the Coughing Colonel incident on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, seemed singularly ill-judged at the moment

Neil S, Sunday, 22 March 2020 19:23 (two weeks ago) link

God yeah I saw that trailer and didn't think, looool

There's a Now TV ad that starts something like "Sue feels locked in by her current TV package" accompanied by shot of a woman binge watching in a darkened living room

I can't pay no doctor bill, but Whitey's on the McAloon (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 March 2020 19:41 (two weeks ago) link

Middleton's mobility scooter advert just ended with the line "something tells me I'll be spending a lot more time outdoors from now on"

Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 23:08 (one week ago) link

What kind of fuckwitted kid would you have to be to fall for that "eat them to defeat them" line?

A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 17:08 (six days ago) link

That 94 second advert grates on me

koogs, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 20:28 (six days ago) link

I saw an advert for Tampax this morning, the tagline of which was - somewhat unbelievably - "get 'em up there, girls!"

Doubling down on out of date information (aldo), Friday, 3 April 2020 17:47 (four days ago) link

Oh fuck that twat Tomlinson has done a covid McCains advert

Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:17 (yesterday) link

Middleton's mobility scooter advert just ended with the line "something tells me I'll be spending a lot more time outdoors from now on"

Still running... the advert and, one would hope, the scooter.

Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:23 (yesterday) link

Plus the Foxy bingo ads et al where they all get together in parks, and suchlike.

Mark G, Monday, 6 April 2020 21:24 (yesterday) link


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