girls, gurls, grrls: c/d, s/d

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i'm quite a fan, as a rule. but, you know, they can also be pills.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:12 (eighteen years ago) link

i will regret this thread come morning, but i'm drunk now, so fuck it.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:13 (eighteen years ago) link

girls are teh bomb.

i am in love with like eight of them.

Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:14 (eighteen years ago) link

mmm pills.

Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:15 (eighteen years ago) link

it occured to me the other day that it's been the longest time since i've met one that i'd want to go on a second date with. (and yes, this is almost certainly my problem).

m., Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:17 (eighteen years ago) link

i would take a first date at this point.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:18 (eighteen years ago) link

you know what's good? when their hair does that thing it does when they first wake up and before they look in the mirror? yeah that.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:19 (eighteen years ago) link

man you are drunk.

teeny (teeny), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:21 (eighteen years ago) link

you have NO idea.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:21 (eighteen years ago) link

should i go for a walk? it's a nice night, but i'm afraid i might fall down.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:22 (eighteen years ago) link

stay inside jess

rainy (rainy), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:25 (eighteen years ago) link

but the girls are all outside.

teeny (teeny), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:25 (eighteen years ago) link

i was going to go to the bar but i was afraid if i saw the chubby girl who worked at the coffee shop there i would say something embarassing like "if you dont let me lick your naked belly i will commit suicide with a felt tip pen"

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:25 (eighteen years ago) link

jess, it's only like 8:30 or something. what the hell were you drinking tuaca and jager milkshakes?

Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:26 (eighteen years ago) link

(btw, I love jess's chubby-girl love.)

Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:27 (eighteen years ago) link

i thought they were those DIET milkshakes

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I think you should say that to the girl.

teeny (teeny), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:27 (eighteen years ago) link

i had to bring the bottle of bacardi upstairs last night (long story) and it was just sitting there on the dresser...staring at me...longingly...lovingly...

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:28 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah but if i say that and she says no, then it's like put up or shut up time

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:28 (eighteen years ago) link

dude LL Cool J hits on a girl by offering to kiss her belly button in "Big Ole Butt"! You've GOT To do it!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:29 (eighteen years ago) link

yes, i changed my mind, go out, that's brilliant.

rainy (rainy), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:29 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't think she'll say no.

teeny (teeny), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:29 (eighteen years ago) link

alright, i will go out, but if i have to perform a colombian necktie on myself with a sharpie i am holding you all responsible

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:30 (eighteen years ago) link

*strokes chin thoughtfully*

the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:30 (eighteen years ago) link

make sure to bring a sharpie though

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:30 (eighteen years ago) link

a red one, so it looks like blood

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:31 (eighteen years ago) link

i have a red one in my bag actually

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:31 (eighteen years ago) link

make sure you bring your tongue, more like

rainy (rainy), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:32 (eighteen years ago) link

my tongue is my oldest friend!!

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:32 (eighteen years ago) link

it will be performance art

Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:32 (eighteen years ago) link

i only wish you could all be there

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:33 (eighteen years ago) link

sorry, leaving ina bit. i just need to find my pants and am having trouble with my shoes and the tying.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:33 (eighteen years ago) link

hmm. . .you are walking right?

Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:34 (eighteen years ago) link

performance art? I was going to say prop comedy.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:34 (eighteen years ago) link

well i was going to take the escalade but now that you mention it

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:34 (eighteen years ago) link

just have farnsworth drive

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:35 (eighteen years ago) link

pants before shoes jess

rainy (rainy), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:35 (eighteen years ago) link

right right

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Underwear before pants, Jess.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:36 (eighteen years ago) link

okay, shoes and coat on

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:37 (eighteen years ago) link

what about pants!!!!

rainy (rainy), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:39 (eighteen years ago) link

they'll only get in the way!!!!!

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:39 (eighteen years ago) link

nah i got jeans on

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:40 (eighteen years ago) link

they make my ass look big

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:40 (eighteen years ago) link

though that just might be my ass

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:40 (eighteen years ago) link

alright folks, i'm out! keep the thread warm for when daddy comes home

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:43 (eighteen years ago) link

actually, blunt drunken propositions made in bars have a higher success rate than one would think. when they go wrong, they really go wrong but when things go right it's spectacular.

lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I sure hope this doesn't end in felt pen seppuku.

rainy (rainy), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:47 (eighteen years ago) link

it'll all be okay.

teeny (teeny), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:48 (eighteen years ago) link

for some reason i read rainy's last post as "i hope this doesn't end in prison".

good luck jess. you should try pole-dancing, it always works for me.

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Somehow I never read this thread.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 18:43 (sixteen years ago) link

And now you have love.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 18:44 (sixteen years ago) link

But now, what am I gonna do with it?

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link

That is up to your creative impulses.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 18:48 (sixteen years ago) link

If you befriend her and treat her well, she might ditch her boyfriend to be with you (the caveat being that if she does so the number of "get out of fuck-up free" cards you will have in the relationship is drastically reduced).

Man, I wish I'd read that back when Dan first posted it! O. T. M.

JimD (JimD), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link

i have read this thread at least ten times

t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Thursday, 16 March 2006 00:06 (sixteen years ago) link

a first, for me. though i have definitely read the gear thread like five or sixt times.

gbx (skowly), Thursday, 16 March 2006 00:09 (sixteen years ago) link

snow patrol!

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 16 March 2006 00:43 (sixteen years ago) link

i'd never read this thread or the gear thread and they're both great. or at least this one was until it got all depressing SUDDENLY

nervous (cochere), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:42 (sixteen years ago) link

jess really needs to do an off-broadway one-man-show based on this thread

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link

If you befriend her and treat her well, she might ditch her boyfriend to be with you (the caveat being that if she does so the number of "get out of fuck-up free" cards you will have in the relationship is drastically reduced).

Man, I wish I'd read that back when Dan first posted it! O. T. M.

hmmmm i have had totally the opposite advice from girls

however that might be due to accomodation being involved

ambrose (ambrose), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:41 (sixteen years ago) link

after reading this and trucker guy in less than 24 hours, i feel ... exhausted.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 16 March 2006 22:34 (sixteen years ago) link

bummed out

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 16 March 2006 22:39 (sixteen years ago) link

wiped. like gear!'s sofa.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 16 March 2006 23:09 (sixteen years ago) link

customers who read this thread also read: picking up this waitress

electrogrouse (haitch), Friday, 17 March 2006 00:12 (sixteen years ago) link

i still haven't been filled in on strongo & the teenage lesbians

amateurist0, Friday, 17 March 2006 01:52 (sixteen years ago) link

it's kind of boggling what a different headspace i'm in now from the strongo who started this thread

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 17 March 2006 02:23 (sixteen years ago) link

http://tvmegasite.net/images/primetime/hh/animal3.jpg

?--, Friday, 17 March 2006 02:31 (sixteen years ago) link

NEVER FORGET
i just, it's just, the lead up, the punch line, everything

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 17 March 2006 03:23 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

ah, good times.

milo z, Sunday, 4 November 2007 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link

girls are teh bomb.

i am in love with like eight of them.

-- Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:14 (3 years ago) Link

yes

and what, Sunday, 4 November 2007 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link

six months pass...

pros: beautiful, funny, smart, kind
cons: past "problems" w/ drugs, shelf full of Ayn Rand

milo z, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:10 (fourteen years ago) link

basically given up at 26

jeremy waters, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:10 (fourteen years ago) link

more time for junk food and mp3s now

jeremy waters, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:11 (fourteen years ago) link

pros - beautiful, smart
cons - not very funny, expect you to be funny all the fucking time, evil

deeznuts, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:13 (fourteen years ago) link

pros: beautiful, funny, smart, kind
cons: past "problems" w/ drugs, shelf full of Ayn Rand

-- milo z, Wednesday, May 28, 2008 1:10 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

girls in general?

s1ocki, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:34 (fourteen years ago) link

jeremy, when all else fails, lower your standards.

Aimless, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:36 (fourteen years ago) link

fuck that shit

electricsound, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:37 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/7045/imageuploadimagear1.gif

libcrypt, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:38 (fourteen years ago) link

(not a general comment on girls.)

libcrypt, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:39 (fourteen years ago) link

everyday life:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/w1nt3rmut3/Donttouchthegirls.gif

Dan I., Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:43 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/2574/imageuploadimagecr8.gif

libcrypt, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:47 (fourteen years ago) link

ESJ, what will become of Jeremy's precious DNA if he fails to procreate, huh? Ever think of that?

Aimless, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:47 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ "...YESTERDAY"

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:48 (fourteen years ago) link

cons: past "problems" w/ drugs, shelf full of Ayn Rand

Oh my gosh, those cons are hideous!

Wait four years and see if she's over it by then.

Abbott, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:50 (fourteen years ago) link

if it really was that precious, he should be less liberal with sharing it about

electricsound, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:50 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm still trying to correct my unconscious notion that girls do not want to talk to me b/c of cooties

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:52 (fourteen years ago) link

sounds to me as if he's having a hard time sharing even a thimbleful.

Aimless, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Curt1s have you had the cooties vaccine?

Abbott, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:58 (fourteen years ago) link

circle-circle-dot-dotting thru the heartbreak

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Morse code?

Abbott, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Abbott do you not know circle circle dot dot?!?!

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:13 (fourteen years ago) link

lol wikipedia

The song derives from an American children's playground song, "circle circle, dot dot", that supposedly serves to immunize a child from the affliction of cooties. The words are as follows:

Circle, circle.
Dot, dot.
Now I've got my cootie shot.

The words circle and dot are accompanied by the corresponding shapemeaning in the shape of two circles with dots in the middle being traced (or, in some cases, drawn with a pen or marker) on the recipient's hand or arm. If the cootie shot was self-administered, "you" and "your" may be substituted with "I" and "my". In some areas a self-administered shot is not considered effective (the "shot" is considered to have been already infected with cooties).

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link

swear-to-god in my childhood the poem went

circle, circle
dot, dot
touch a girls ass
or youre gay

the rule was if someone did that to yr palm you had to keep yr hand balled into a fist which had to be kept closed until it made contact w/ a girls ass

i once spent 2 very painful hours under this predicament

deeznuts, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:32 (fourteen years ago) link

o.O

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:34 (fourteen years ago) link

hey man i dont care how long it took id rather be the guy who touched a girls ass at 8 than the guy who still believes in cooties at 18

deeznuts, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:38 (fourteen years ago) link

20

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Not Morse code.

Abbott, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 04:17 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't know about drug "problems," but Ayn Rand is something people generally get over at a pretty young age, so don't worry about that.

Maria, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 09:02 (fourteen years ago) link

hey man i dont care how long it took id rather be the guy who touched a girls ass at 8 than the guy who still believes in cooties at 18

i guess we know how old deez is now?

gabbneb, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 09:19 (fourteen years ago) link


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