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sucka (sucka), Sunday, 30 November 2003 03:28 (twenty years ago) link

Oh my.

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 30 November 2003 03:33 (twenty years ago) link

Or: Help ma boab.

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 30 November 2003 03:33 (twenty years ago) link

I think he's been reading the poetry thread

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 30 November 2003 03:34 (twenty years ago) link

meow

gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 30 November 2003 03:34 (twenty years ago) link

you should see the film " Shreik of the Mutilated". Its nice.

Mike Hanle y (mike), Sunday, 30 November 2003 04:39 (twenty years ago) link

coming soon, "Mutterings of the Bored" just in time for more family holiday exasperation

TOMBOT, Sunday, 30 November 2003 04:46 (twenty years ago) link

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Ahhhhhhhh now that felt great.

sucka (sucka), Sunday, 30 November 2003 07:40 (twenty years ago) link

I don't understand why people feel so tortured by family gatherings anyway. At least your extended families give a shit about you. I'm lucky if my grandmother remembers my name (usually, if she mentions me at all, she calls me "Sharon") (No, she does not have alzheimers). I can't remember the last time I was invited to a family gathering, barring being roped into that wedding bullshit.

Allyzay, Sunday, 30 November 2003 08:35 (twenty years ago) link

Err sorry that kind of had nothing to do with this thread at all. I'm just kind of venting since every single friend I have in the world practically has called me this weekend, as with every holiday weekend, kind of moaning about spending time with their families and it's starting to eat at me since my family can't even remember that I live in Manhattan or what my birthday is or anything and my immediate family is so far from me that I never get to see them and haha spending the last several holidays alone contemplating death classic or dud

haha I've been drinking? go back to screaming.

Allyzay, Sunday, 30 November 2003 08:41 (twenty years ago) link

hahaha I'm ruining thsi thread.

Allyzay, Sunday, 30 November 2003 08:42 (twenty years ago) link

you're the new latoya

cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 30 November 2003 08:42 (twenty years ago) link

stay away from snakes

cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 30 November 2003 08:43 (twenty years ago) link

where's my playboy spread motherfuckas!!

Allyzay, Sunday, 30 November 2003 08:43 (twenty years ago) link

waaaaaaaaah my family doesn't looooooooooove me god I hate myself sometimes. I'm like the female Billy Corgan tonite or something.

Allyzay, Sunday, 30 November 2003 08:44 (twenty years ago) link

dude Blount! I found out tonite tht my mom tried to join the navy! What is up with yr peeps not wanting my mom!

Allyzy, Sunday, 30 November 2003 08:45 (twenty years ago) link

instant karma

cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 30 November 2003 08:45 (twenty years ago) link

i'm holding a cat of nine tails right this second.

Allyzay, Sunday, 30 November 2003 08:46 (twenty years ago) link

ally you and your mom are like the fucking gilmore girls so don't give us no 'me and my family no talkey talkey on the holidays' bull. shit.

cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 30 November 2003 08:47 (twenty years ago) link

"extended family" ie not my mom. my immediate family is so far from me that I never get to see them this is the first time I've seen my mom in person in years!!! hahaha but yeah she's totally like the mom on the gilmore girls but weird(er). she kept trying to convince me to purchase some kind of weird penis puppet today at fredrick's, I was like WTF I don't want that anywhere in even my imagination you witch.

allyzay, Sunday, 30 November 2003 08:49 (twenty years ago) link

None of this explains why your people didn't want her on their ship, you bastard.

Allyzay, Sunday, 30 November 2003 08:49 (twenty years ago) link

maybe she ugly

cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 30 November 2003 08:51 (twenty years ago) link

I was under the impression that sailors weren't that choosy beyotch. SNAP!

Allyzay, Sunday, 30 November 2003 08:55 (twenty years ago) link

"screams of th bored and tipsy"

Allyzay, Sunday, 30 November 2003 08:57 (twenty years ago) link

Family gatherings are shitty when you are obligated to do stupid stuff. Like getting urged to go to church, and declining because religion is a lie and holidays are empty trappings of conformity, then getting ridden on for being selfish, then offering "well OK I'll follow your stupid ritual if you sacrifice a goat to Odin for me."
They are also shitty for being belittled with the temporary "just like old times," ho-ho, pretending-to-be-funny-but-secretly-malicious, reliving of the childhood pecking order and parental patronizing. They are shitty for the gossipy bullshit of people who really don't give a shit about certain family members, but pretend to until they get to talk behind their backs. They are shitty because you have to be civil to certain people out of obligation and because you're not a heartless bastard, even when those people have little to no redeeming value as human beings, and you would never engage in any social relationship with them out of choice if they weren't born with your blood. Enjoy your privacy and be happy you have friends that call you because they are friends, not because of some manipulative ulterior motive, excused by society's requirement for you to engage in their lives because some relative chose to shit them out of their womb in the same way you got shit out, before you had a choice in the matter. By the way I think your mom scares the navy because they are afraid she will steal all their sparkly sequined sailor suits they use for special occassions, and then they will have to wear regular clothes when it's time to sing and dance.

sucka (sucka), Sunday, 30 November 2003 09:38 (twenty years ago) link

Don't worry, you didn't ruin the thread. I enjoy your conversation.

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sucka (sucka), Sunday, 30 November 2003 09:40 (twenty years ago) link

The Navy has special sparkly uniforms?? Fuck, I'm signing up.

(the grass is always greener vis a vis family/social obligations...)

Allyzay, Sunday, 30 November 2003 18:52 (twenty years ago) link

drinky@mcdrunk.com

I flat out love this.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 30 November 2003 19:21 (twenty years ago) link

Boozewhore.

Allyzay, Monday, 1 December 2003 06:54 (twenty years ago) link

LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Emilymv (Emilymv), Monday, 1 December 2003 08:03 (twenty years ago) link

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sucka (sucka), Monday, 1 December 2003 08:14 (twenty years ago) link

I like sucka's family post. I don't dislike being around my extended family as much as sucka does, but if I did, then I wouldn't feel as guilty when I decline to go to their gatherings.


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V. Onda, Monday, 1 December 2003 08:24 (twenty years ago) link

Hey Vonda I really do like a lot of my family as individuals, but get them together and it's the Jerry Springer show.

Isn't that a nice acid wash jean jacket on piercypukeface! I love mine that I got for $3. The rest of her looks like it was built by kindergardeners playing "frankenstein" with mom's makeup drawer.

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sucka (sucka), Monday, 1 December 2003 10:24 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...
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sucka (sucka), Saturday, 24 January 2004 09:42 (twenty years ago) link

"sure, tell me about your new boyfriend."

Shep, Saturday, 24 January 2004 09:56 (twenty years ago) link

twenty years pass...

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he/him hoo-hah (map), Monday, 1 April 2024 18:34 (three weeks ago) link


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