40 dealbreakers

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1. taking an iq score seriously

z_tbd, Wednesday, 10 July 2024 20:35 (four days ago) link

2. being a drone operator

A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Wednesday, 10 July 2024 20:39 (four days ago) link

3. supports Israel

ian, Wednesday, 10 July 2024 20:49 (four days ago) link

3. Cybertruck

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 10 July 2024 20:49 (four days ago) link

5. "I'm not racist, but..."

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 10 July 2024 20:50 (four days ago) link

6. "masc only"

he/him hoo-hah (map), Wednesday, 10 July 2024 21:02 (four days ago) link

7. real estate agent

he/him hoo-hah (map), Wednesday, 10 July 2024 21:02 (four days ago) link

"We're not unicorn hunters"

Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 10 July 2024 21:06 (four days ago) link

9: Pickup truck the size of a tank.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 10 July 2024 21:08 (four days ago) link

10. inability to agree terms

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 July 2024 21:10 (four days ago) link

11. MAGA hat

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 10 July 2024 21:13 (four days ago) link

oooh i can make a pun on deems

12. lack of consideration

Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 10 July 2024 21:14 (four days ago) link

nice

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 July 2024 21:15 (four days ago) link

13. Actively enjoys beatboxers

Sade of the Del Amitri (dog latin), Thursday, 11 July 2024 00:08 (three days ago) link

TERF

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Thursday, 11 July 2024 00:10 (three days ago) link

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I painted my teeth (sleeve), Thursday, 11 July 2024 00:10 (three days ago) link

15. bottles of malt liquor that aren't olde english

mookieproof, Thursday, 11 July 2024 01:16 (three days ago) link

16. opens mouth while chewing

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 11 July 2024 01:20 (three days ago) link

17. mocks the idea of leaving a tip at restaurants

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 11 July 2024 01:44 (three days ago) link

18. Trepanation

Blitz Primary (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 11 July 2024 01:53 (three days ago) link

19. Has a king or weird animals on their money

felicity, Thursday, 11 July 2024 02:00 (three days ago) link

20. "genital preference"

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 11 July 2024 14:12 (three days ago) link

21. gets mad at you for watching Anthony Fantano videos

frogbs, Thursday, 11 July 2024 14:13 (three days ago) link

22. annoying laugh

H.P, Thursday, 11 July 2024 14:35 (three days ago) link

23. "pro-life"

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Thursday, 11 July 2024 14:36 (three days ago) link

24. "It turns out I'm related to Charlemagne" (=> from recent Sharon Stone interview)

Josefa, Thursday, 11 July 2024 15:17 (three days ago) link

loooooooooooool

z_tbd, Thursday, 11 July 2024 15:19 (three days ago) link

25. "I don't even own a TV"

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 11 July 2024 15:32 (three days ago) link

26. won’t date a specific astrological sign

ivy., Thursday, 11 July 2024 15:48 (three days ago) link

27. “swipe left if you don’t go to therapy”

ivy., Thursday, 11 July 2024 15:50 (three days ago) link

28. "I need someone who can keep up with me"

imago, Thursday, 11 July 2024 15:52 (three days ago) link

29. insists their zodiac sign is ophiuchus

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 11 July 2024 16:18 (three days ago) link

lolll @ Josefa

Europe, where they eat flowers (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 11 July 2024 17:29 (three days ago) link

30. "Tired of drama"

Europe, where they eat flowers (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 11 July 2024 17:29 (three days ago) link

ime when someone says they're "tired of drama" it usually means they're _causing_ the drama and don't realize it

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 11 July 2024 17:38 (three days ago) link

31. Fight Club shower curtain

scott seward, Thursday, 11 July 2024 17:40 (three days ago) link

32 "lots of those homeless people aren't really homeless"

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 11 July 2024 17:40 (three days ago) link

33. Actually homeless. Not because of _them personally_. Being in a relationship with a homeless person is just really complicated.

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 11 July 2024 17:51 (three days ago) link

ime when someone says they're "tired of drama" it usually means they're _causing_ the drama and don't realize it

I hope that was implied in my nomination!

Europe, where they eat flowers (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 11 July 2024 18:11 (three days ago) link

probably haha i just don't always read subtext well :)

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 11 July 2024 18:56 (three days ago) link

34. Snobby about pizza

A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Thursday, 11 July 2024 19:12 (three days ago) link

35. Identifies as a 'biohacker'

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 11 July 2024 19:18 (three days ago) link

36. Brings up AI unbidden (a year ago this would have been "brings up cryptocurrency unbidden")

Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Thursday, 11 July 2024 19:23 (three days ago) link

33. Actually homeless. Not because of _them personally_. Being in a relationship with a homeless person is just really complicated.

― Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 11 July 2024 18:51 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

If they are still homeless after you, a person with a home, have entered into a relationship with them, then you get the red flag.

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 11 July 2024 19:40 (three days ago) link

If they are still homeless after you, a person with a home, have entered into a relationship with them, then you get the red flag.

― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length)

"homeless" doesn't mean "living on the street". during the three months when my ex-girlfriend slept on my couch, she was still homeless, because she had no legal residence or fixed address. her sleeping on my couch for three months caused _significant problems for our relationship_.

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 11 July 2024 19:49 (three days ago) link

34. Engages in any type of coercive control or psycho-emotional manipulation (note: requires an understanding of what this looks like to flag, tag, and bag this person)

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Thursday, 11 July 2024 19:49 (three days ago) link

35. Can't explain their whereabouts on Jan. 6 2021

A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Thursday, 11 July 2024 19:51 (three days ago) link

whoa there, we're doubling up here

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 11 July 2024 20:27 (three days ago) link

Whoops that was prob my fault sorry

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Thursday, 11 July 2024 20:34 (three days ago) link

39. "Everything happens for a reason" or similar dribble

stop the boat(race)s (Matt #2), Thursday, 11 July 2024 20:58 (three days ago) link

good one

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Thursday, 11 July 2024 21:03 (three days ago) link

40. mean to animals

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Thursday, 11 July 2024 21:03 (three days ago) link

i think we covered all 40, thanks everyone!

z_tbd, Thursday, 11 July 2024 21:08 (three days ago) link

41. thinks there are only 40 dealbreakers

j/k <3

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Thursday, 11 July 2024 21:09 (three days ago) link

i'm afraid that outside of the first 40 dealbreakers, the titular 40, all other dealbreakers are considered non-canon

i'm sorry sleeve

z_tbd, Thursday, 11 July 2024 21:18 (three days ago) link

i agree about the animals btw! it made me immediately think of a book title i saw at the library yesterday (but did not skim through) called something like We Love Them, We Hate Them, We Eat Them: Animals

i am a pescatarian so i immediately felt both bad and sort of good about myself

z_tbd, Thursday, 11 July 2024 21:19 (three days ago) link

what about passive indifference?

(I'm a fan, btw)

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 11 July 2024 21:26 (three days ago) link

40a: PETA supporters
40b: "influencer" for a living
40c: NiceGuy

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 11 July 2024 22:56 (three days ago) link

40d: Lean Sigma Six on their business card

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 11 July 2024 23:35 (three days ago) link

40e: shows me their business card

mookieproof, Friday, 12 July 2024 00:39 (two days ago) link

40f. Old poster who mostly lurks these days.

Deflatormouse, Friday, 12 July 2024 03:13 (two days ago) link

40. mean to animals

too low

Deflatormouse, Friday, 12 July 2024 03:14 (two days ago) link

410. can't read hexadecimal

paul mccartney and wigs (diamonddave85), Friday, 12 July 2024 14:19 (two days ago) link

40f:

I feel seen.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 12 July 2024 17:25 (two days ago) link


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