Arsenal won't win the Premier League 2022-2023

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PODENCE

22/23 Wolves (and EPL) thread?

fitting xp

ignore the blue line (or something), Saturday, 6 August 2022 14:09 (four months ago) link

Dude kiss of death

seo layer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 August 2022 16:16 (four months ago) link

fuck i know :(

Forest were absolutely dominated by Newcastle without a shot on target and the 2-0 flattered them. That's all I'm enjoy about the prem this season - them getting battered every week.

Their chairman is dodgy as fuck and has been investigated for match fixing in Greece and has probably had people done in. It was bad enough that they nicked our best two players. But then the cunt took our manager and another of our best players to his other club Olympiacos!

calzino, Saturday, 6 August 2022 17:02 (four months ago) link

heh! Forest fans are moaning that Toffolo is nowhere near prem quality and was the worst player on the pitch. What do they expect for £2m worth of left-back? They saw him 3 times last season and he wasn't Ben Chilwel standard then either.

calzino, Saturday, 6 August 2022 17:24 (four months ago) link

it's good to be back

Number None, Sunday, 7 August 2022 13:41 (four months ago) link

innit tho

o shit the sheriff (NickB), Sunday, 7 August 2022 13:45 (four months ago) link

that was sub-Rangnick

Number None, Sunday, 7 August 2022 14:57 (four months ago) link

need a right-back, central midfielder (ideally two) and a forward in before the next game

g'luck Erik

Number None, Sunday, 7 August 2022 14:58 (four months ago) link

are United a "the likes of" club now?

seo layer (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 August 2022 15:27 (four months ago) link

even when my bunch of defectives beat them in '17 it didn't seem that much of a big deal. The difference here is Brighton are probably a much better side than them!

calzino, Sunday, 7 August 2022 16:24 (four months ago) link

what has happened to Everton, dag

We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 13:32 (three months ago) link

It's called schadenfreude and it tastes delicious

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Saturday, 13 August 2022 13:42 (three months ago) link

Wide open net, two shots, nothing

We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 14:32 (three months ago) link

Wtf Neves

We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 14:35 (three months ago) link

Bottlers

We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 15:11 (three months ago) link

The Guedes era has begun

We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 15:15 (three months ago) link

Leeds possibly going to have 6 points in 2 matches

We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 15:28 (three months ago) link

Alt Nouri you idiot

We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 15:38 (three months ago) link

SA

We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 15:39 (three months ago) link

lol my stream is slow, thanks for making me relieved

seo layer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2022 15:40 (three months ago) link

best keeper in the Prem

seo layer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2022 15:41 (three months ago) link

45 minutes of stoppage

We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 15:53 (three months ago) link

Meh. Really sloppy passing. Fulham obviously playing for the draw throughout and succeeded.

We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 15:58 (three months ago) link

Lol Leeds blew their lead

We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 15:59 (three months ago) link

just no threat from the Wolves at all

seo layer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2022 16:02 (three months ago) link

like it was obvious that Fulham were bringing in two other defenders any time an attacker came close to the box, but they'd just try to dribble through it half the time

We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 16:12 (three months ago) link

now, will Brentford beat Man U?

We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 16:12 (three months ago) link

the fixture list has not been kind to Manchester United and after losing at home to Brighton last week it will be a big ask for ten Hag's team to eke out a result at Brentford

seo layer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2022 16:26 (three months ago) link

probably true though, lol

calzino, Saturday, 13 August 2022 16:40 (three months ago) link

Maguire will look good playing for a Championship squad

We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 16:42 (three months ago) link

should be relegated for these kits they have on

We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 16:43 (three months ago) link

Maguire body checks an opponent right outside the box. lmao

We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 16:47 (three months ago) link

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 16:49 (three months ago) link

de Gea with two awful mistakes. wtf

We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 16:50 (three months ago) link

What a strange, distant fever dream Utd's two decades of dominance seems now

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 13 August 2022 17:00 (three months ago) link

we might see a rare goalkeeper swap at halftime

We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 17:02 (three months ago) link

lool!

calzino, Saturday, 13 August 2022 17:05 (three months ago) link

holy fuck wtf

We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 17:06 (three months ago) link

Crikey.

Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 August 2022 17:27 (three months ago) link

wow and thanks Flashscores for not sounding the goal alert noise for those last 3 goals.

Ste, Saturday, 13 August 2022 17:44 (three months ago) link

oh, lol, i wasn't logged in.

Ste, Saturday, 13 August 2022 17:45 (three months ago) link

The problem is that a family run club like United simply don't have the resources to compete with your Brentfords

seo layer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2022 17:52 (three months ago) link

as an american sports fan it disgusts me to see small market teams like man u get embarrassed this way, we may lack proper welfare supports in our social services, but we at least have them in our sports leagues to prevent ruthless domination by rich clubs like this

terence trent d'ilfer (m bison), Saturday, 13 August 2022 17:55 (three months ago) link

Surely ten Hag's position is untenable now he's lost the dressing room. It's time for somebody who understands the culture of Manchester United to come in and steady the ship, at the least to retain some dignity in the relegation fight. It's time for Brucey.

seo layer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2022 17:58 (three months ago) link

https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-25-2017/CkxIjw.gif

Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 August 2022 18:16 (three months ago) link

Jamie Redknapp getting salty with GNev "look at me when I'm talking to you!".

oscar bravo, Saturday, 13 August 2022 19:20 (three months ago) link

just watched aha

Ste, Saturday, 13 August 2022 20:54 (three months ago) link

Let's see if two Traores are better than one

stank viola (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 October 2022 14:07 (one month ago) link

My God there's just no creativity, it's like a bored kid playing FIFA while talking on the phone

stank viola (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 October 2022 14:45 (one month ago) link

shocked that this was Costa's first red card in the Prem allegedly

saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 October 2022 18:24 (one month ago) link

Lopetegui finally!

got his work cut out keeping us up tho

but if the details of the deal are correct this could be huge for us

wearing wraparounds (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 November 2022 08:58 (one month ago) link

Woohoo!

Now let's find a way to win this current crapfest

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 November 2022 15:06 (one month ago) link

Lol defending that miraculously didn't concede

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 November 2022 15:09 (one month ago) link

Neverending

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 November 2022 15:10 (one month ago) link

HOLY SHIT

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 November 2022 15:13 (one month ago) link

Guedes damn son

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 November 2022 15:13 (one month ago) link

While tripping

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 November 2022 15:13 (one month ago) link

That has to be a Pen ffs

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 November 2022 15:31 (one month ago) link

Arm way above his head

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 November 2022 15:32 (one month ago) link

Unless it's ball to hand

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 November 2022 15:32 (one month ago) link

YES!

Now let Ruben take

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 November 2022 15:34 (one month ago) link

YESSS

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 November 2022 15:35 (one month ago) link

GODDAMMIT

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 November 2022 15:45 (one month ago) link

Lol fuck this squad

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 November 2022 15:53 (one month ago) link

From 2-1 to 2-2 and down a man

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 November 2022 15:53 (one month ago) link

Ikr

Anyhoo life is a roller coaster

wearing wraparounds (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 November 2022 16:09 (one month ago) link

Ooooooh that Tielemans volley

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 5 November 2022 18:19 (one month ago) link

Oooooooh

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 5 November 2022 18:19 (one month ago) link

You have tried to insert a duplicate post

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 6 November 2022 14:16 (one month ago) link

just two more man utd crises before christmas

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 6 November 2022 14:18 (one month ago) link

crisises/crises/we

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 6 November 2022 14:18 (one month ago) link

cannot fucking wait for the day Ronaldo leaves this club

Number None, Sunday, 6 November 2022 15:58 (one month ago) link

Nonetheless a lovely day out for the United fans, who only came to see the Villa

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 6 November 2022 16:00 (one month ago) link

Enjoying the return of that aquiline nose to our touchlines

imago, Sunday, 6 November 2022 16:01 (one month ago) link

Eric Dier really doesn't want to go to Qatar does he?

lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Sunday, 6 November 2022 21:38 (one month ago) link

Hasenhuttl sacked, Liverpool up for sale, it's all kicking off today

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 7 November 2022 13:35 (one month ago) link

I'm amazed Nathan Jones is being interviewed by Southampton. I couldn't think of a worse appointment a prem club could make. jfc they might as well have asked Warnock to come out of retirement.

calzino, Monday, 7 November 2022 14:08 (one month ago) link

Good song though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzQOvcw6cZk

Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.), Monday, 7 November 2022 15:37 (one month ago) link

I'm amazed Nathan Jones is being interviewed by Southampton. I couldn't think of a worse appointment a prem club could make. jfc they might as well have asked Warnock to come out of retirement.

― calzino, Monday, 7 November 2022 14:08 (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Arguably the worst thing the Undertaker was associated with, dunno how they think he can get redemption in football after being so shite at wrestlemania 19

a hoy hoy, Monday, 7 November 2022 20:43 (one month ago) link

this Nathan Jones is all about 1000% commitment to a very unsubtle shithousery gameplan and is very bad at concealing his bitterness when it is doesn't work for him or when other sides out-shithouse them. He's done ok at Luton but he's basically a fucking incredibly limited and unlikable football manager and ditto human being. I can't see him being a successful goto manager for a prem relegation battle. These idiots don't realise that Dyche was running on luck at least 90% of the time.

calzino, Monday, 7 November 2022 23:47 (one month ago) link

they may not, but increasingly one wonders whether they may

imago, Saturday, 12 November 2022 14:58 (three weeks ago) link

Ivan Toney is quickly turning into my favourite player

a hoy hoy, Saturday, 12 November 2022 15:44 (three weeks ago) link

If Bournemouth throw a 2 goal lead for the 3rd game running I'm tempted to say that's it for them

imago, Saturday, 12 November 2022 16:06 (three weeks ago) link

Xhaka overwhelmed by the Molineux atmosphere

Burnt Norton 360 (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 November 2022 20:07 (three weeks ago) link

Guedes starting to be a reliable dude to feed on a counter, other than that finish.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 November 2022 20:08 (three weeks ago) link

he wasn't far off tbf, think it was a better option than trying to find Adama

Burnt Norton 360 (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 November 2022 20:17 (three weeks ago) link

boy that was lucky

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 November 2022 20:22 (three weeks ago) link

i don't mind the bus park, hit on counter strategy for a team like Arsenal, so far mostly staying organized enough to not give Arsenal much.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 November 2022 20:25 (three weeks ago) link

best i've seen us play for weeks, always difficult when the referee's wearing an Arsenal shirt

Burnt Norton 360 (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 November 2022 20:29 (three weeks ago) link

aw MAN what a bit of luck that woulda been

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 November 2022 20:31 (three weeks ago) link

oh fuck Guedes

Burnt Norton 360 (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 November 2022 20:32 (three weeks ago) link

this kinda reminds me of the 2019-2020 Man City match at Eithad where Wolves had a few close opps that they missed first half and mostly sat back and defended well, hopefully the second half goes like that match, but no Jimenez to partner with Traore.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 November 2022 20:36 (three weeks ago) link

Adama & Guedes have been ok, at least we're creating chances when we do break

if an Arsenal player gets booked you're gonna hear the biggest roar of the whole night

Burnt Norton 360 (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 November 2022 20:37 (three weeks ago) link

I missed a moment, did an Arsenal player chuck a ball at a ref without punishment?

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 November 2022 20:38 (three weeks ago) link

Ben White had a little tantrum, think he threw it at a linesman

Odegaard shd've been booked for pulling back Moutinho on the break but hey

Burnt Norton 360 (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 November 2022 20:39 (three weeks ago) link

yeah that one I saw, pure horseshit

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 November 2022 20:40 (three weeks ago) link

Toney probably banned for the rest of the season now, no?

lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 22:15 (three weeks ago) link


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