Jeffs vs. Bills

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Jeff Bridges/Daniels 20
Bill Pullman/Paxton 3


papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 17 April 2022 23:34 (three months ago) link

love a good jeff

class project pat (m bison), Sunday, 17 April 2022 23:38 (three months ago) link

only really voting for Bridges here, the rest are kind of equal.

This is Jeff Bridges and three other guys.

we only steal from the greatest books (PBKR), Monday, 18 April 2022 00:50 (three months ago) link

^^^

mookieproof, Monday, 18 April 2022 00:54 (three months ago) link

I like Jeff Daniels a lot, too, so an easy vote.

clemenza, Monday, 18 April 2022 01:44 (three months ago) link

i like all these guys

Karl Malone, Monday, 18 April 2022 01:48 (three months ago) link

if it's fisticuffs, i think the bills might win.
if they're able to call friends in and do tricks, i'm leaning jeffs

Karl Malone, Monday, 18 April 2022 01:49 (three months ago) link

i have to say, the jeff of daniels has always struck me as someone who is unsuccessfully trying to hide his discontent

https://i.imgur.com/euEunm2.png

Karl Malone, Monday, 18 April 2022 01:52 (three months ago) link

I watched Taking Tiger Mountain on the TCM app a few months ago and was startled to see Bill Paxton get his dick sucked on camera. Ahh, arthouse cinema!

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 18 April 2022 02:16 (three months ago) link

after seeing that, which way are you voting, though

Karl Malone, Monday, 18 April 2022 02:20 (three months ago) link

thought this thread would be an old NFL poll "Bills vs. Jets" from back when both franchises were utterly hopeless (instead of just one) only someone biffed the word Jets

"Jeffs" would be an awesome team name IMO

frogbs, Monday, 18 April 2022 02:25 (three months ago) link

Daniels is awesome in Married to the Mob and The Squid and the Whale (and couldn't be more different in the two).

clemenza, Monday, 18 April 2022 02:37 (three months ago) link

You mean Something Wild?

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 18 April 2022 02:40 (three months ago) link

Although I would prefer Daniels in the Matthew Modine part in MTTM.

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 18 April 2022 02:41 (three months ago) link

Yeah, I'm getting them confused...He's really good in Something Wild, but it was actually Modine I was thinking of.

clemenza, Monday, 18 April 2022 02:47 (three months ago) link

The shot of Bridges's butt cheeks while he's pumping away in the 9/11 series was disturbing.

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 18 April 2022 02:49 (three months ago) link

the thing about the bills is that, they really are the same person

it's canonized on wikipedia, even

https://i.imgur.com/oFlPAN1.png

Karl Malone, Monday, 18 April 2022 03:02 (three months ago) link

They could have switched movie careers and had the same amount of success

Karl Malone, Monday, 18 April 2022 03:02 (three months ago) link

its paxton for me. pullman's cool too but he's rly getting a free pass with my bill vote

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Monday, 18 April 2022 20:51 (three months ago) link

Jeff’s are typically good (present company excluded) but you just can’t compete with those Bill’s.

Jeff, Monday, 18 April 2022 22:53 (three months ago) link

I first read this thread title as “Jets vs Bills” so assumed it was about football. Having now read the thread, I still can only imagine the Jeff and Bill pairs facing off on a football field, fully padded up.

ed.b, Wednesday, 20 April 2022 16:22 (three months ago) link

The Dude ftw.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 20 April 2022 17:05 (three months ago) link

I think the Jeffs win this pretty easily

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 20 April 2022 17:13 (three months ago) link

the jets would never beat the bills

*rereads question*

the jeffs should not beat the bills

in places all over the world, real stuff be happening (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 20 April 2022 18:53 (three months ago) link

the jeff of daniels has always struck me as someone who is unsuccessfully trying to hide his discontent

until i saw The Squid and the Whale, this take was completely foreign and bizarre to me. After seeing him in that, I've never been able to unsee that aspect of him

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 20 April 2022 18:57 (three months ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 30 April 2022 00:01 (three months ago) link

couldn't decide, saw this today, voted jeffs

If you actively dislike Creedence Clearwater Revival, then I can never respect anything you have to say about anything.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 30 April 2022 00:43 (three months ago) link

Leaning Bill now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnxOY4soITM

papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 30 April 2022 00:58 (three months ago) link

Bills, Bills, Bills obviously:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiF6-0UTqtc

middot • is • my • middle • name (breastcrawl), Saturday, 30 April 2022 15:44 (three months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdx86Pet5nA

towards fungal computer (harbl), Saturday, 30 April 2022 16:01 (three months ago) link

that is a very compelling argument in the favor of JEFFs

Karl Malone, Saturday, 30 April 2022 16:40 (three months ago) link

She's got electric boots
A mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, oh
B-B-B-Billy and the Jeffs

Karl Malone, Saturday, 30 April 2022 16:46 (three months ago) link

Bill Paxton was good in pretty much anything he was in. We was talking about him at work a couple days ago.

Came across this movie written by Billy Bob Thornton from 92 and was curious if it was any good and was curious to check it out.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_False_Move

Cynda Williams is probably best known for Mo' Better Blues and she was married to Thornton and from my hometown.

earlnash, Saturday, 30 April 2022 20:50 (three months ago) link

wtf, just because I've already voted, System says I can't vote again

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 30 April 2022 21:01 (three months ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 1 May 2022 00:01 (three months ago) link

WOW!

did not anticipate this beatdown. the JEFFS have it, in an overwhelming victory. the Bills have been disrespected

Karl Malone, Sunday, 1 May 2022 00:02 (three months ago) link

The Dude abides.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Sunday, 1 May 2022 00:03 (three months ago) link

Coming soon: Marlons (Brando/Wayans) vs. Laurences (Olivier/Fishburne).

clemenza, Sunday, 1 May 2022 00:10 (three months ago) link

I suppose the Marlons (Brando/Wayans) vs. the Red(d)s (Foxx/Skelton) would be more in keeping with the original intent.

clemenza, Sunday, 1 May 2022 00:13 (three months ago) link

1998 AV Club interview with Bill Paxton pic.twitter.com/9qCX1f2SUf

— JJ (@jjdotbiz) May 1, 2022

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 1 May 2022 16:51 (three months ago) link


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