Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

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They're ready

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They're bloody mad for it

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He's grinning for some reason

Leno: not ready

wa-hey!

🙂

Its good

Very clear penalty

^he's all too ready

A whole season of looking at this thread title :(

you'll love it by september. love it

and let's face it, I spared you someone concocting something ever so delightfully covid-related

I salute Brentford, the new champions.

We'll come up with a better one and its only friday tbf

had your chance imo

It was an unpleasant and awkwardly-timed quandary for us, but we've got to put it behind us, get on with it and wring whatever scant enjoyment we can from the coming season

I quite like oppo fans giving Saka the respect applause, I am beyond being able to hardman that it means the game's gone or whatever

Arsenal getting Delapped again is so beautiful

Kind of hard to argue Leno wasn’t being impeded, tbh.

Roffle

deems in with the 'foul on the keeper' in 3...2...

oh SV got there first lol

Leno isnt impeded hes just surrounded

Joke defending

Fifty years ago a defence would deal with a throw-in that did not initially appear likely to beat the first man

Carragher's gone 1.0 Savage

You could let a ball bounce twice in the street

carra will have relished the opportunity to put the boot in on the arsenal

And you know why? It was oudda respect

both of Brentford's subs being called Mads is somehow hilarious

Danish moneyball regens all the way down

and a Marcus to ruin it

that's a fairly amazing save

Thy was quite a Pro Evo (RIP) passage of play all round

Brilliant save, lovely cutback and hit

Well, that's a vibe

Per a friend

I am not an Arsenal fan, I am an Arsenal masochist. Get it right.

— Spin Lizzy (@hairmetaldad) August 13, 2021

They won't get to play arsenal every week but great start for brentford. Toney looked the business despite not scoring

Actual takeons in the box, forgot that was even allowed

A breath of fresh air indeed

I'm too deeply ensconced in petty old little league feuds to wish Brentford too much goodwill. I want to see them a getting proper arseholing at some point. And the manager is a fucking tool.

classic calz

Posts vmic

Arteta really is the David Brent of football, his pep lite football theories simply don't harness much of the talent he has at his disposal. A man lost in sexy football lingo and ideas but unable to see what's in front of him, arteta out...from an arsenal fan!!. Ben White was soo slow to react for both goals, what a nightmare start, welcome to the club, pal!!

that said, i didn't see much preseason but was impressed by partey and felt nkeitah was very sharp and ready.....then both are injured and out for weeks, then BOTH laca and auba get injured days before the season starts?!? Brentford deserved the win against our cursed lot!!

Pogba has three assists inside an hour.

And Bruno completes his hat-trick

Brentford's plunge down the table begins

David Brentford

Fourth Pogba assist too.

I hope Lewis O'Brien is watching this

They may as well send Benteke the knacker's yard now they've got Edouard in the team.

Told you.

We're employing midtable players and tbh looking at the first few games a midtable manager so if i had one ask itd be to end the pretence about any other aim

NV fp incoming

so glad Peacock Plus isn't working and the only way I can watch Wolves = a shitty bootleg feed.

twitter is blowing up about it, almost none of the matches working in the US

Tbf Lage is making Nuno look that way every time we play now

Yeah Neandy it took me ages to get a working stream

Also Trincao is a sexy mf

6 games, all at 0-0 as we approach half time?

Ronaldo has just ruined it.

We had 2 shots on target that last minute too ffs

7 halves, 0 goals.

feel like one is coming in the 2nd

Wow Mads Mikelsen's Mandarin is flawless

7 games are at 0-0 h/t in the Noddy league

make that 6

We need to get The Bull on second half

not for nothing but in the 2019-2020 season, after many winless months, it was Watford that Wolves finally beat not long before that dope 2-0 upset of Man City at Eithad.

repeat? repeat?!!!

oooh helluva ball in from Traore there.

I just wanna see some Hwang

how long u had that one saved up for :)

oh come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

this is blue balls of the worst kind

HERE HE COMES!!!

and here's Hwang

Oh ffs Semedo

Yes this season is horribly similar to the experience of trying to finish while on antidepressants

Ronaldo two thirds of the way to the inevitable debut hat trick.

xpost sad familiar lols

how many free headers are we gonna put off frame ugh

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

first goal and it's an own goal

I'll take it

Lol was about to say

Congratulations on Sriracha for breaking our duck

now let's get one proper.

I've been watching Leicester Man City but there is nothing interesting to comment on. The commentary are trying to make it sound like some sort of aggro grudge match but nah, this is dull. And so I drink.

You may have your wish. Xp

Hwang!

THERE IT IS!!!!!!

i was convinced it was going to stay out. i love the celebration, then "oh shit, it's not in", and calm kick back into the net

How can a lad called Bull not be a future Wolves hero?

This stream is increasingly fucked up so at least there's breathing space now every time it skips back in time

lmao dispossessed by himself

Love them

good win. excited for the Hwang era

I was excited to see Saul in the prem, he's... not had the greatest firt half. But without wanting to spout the same punditry bullshit there is an adjustment going there, less time on the ball, I remember Thiago was absolutely rotten in his first match, now he's cleaning up after Saul gives the ball away trying to be clever. But Saul remains a joy to watch, not sure how much of his shit Tuchel will put up with, receiving the ball and trying to twist around and actually beat players instead of laying it off immediately like a good System player

(apologies for lack of accents, I don't know how to do them on this keyboard)

in fact he's off for Jorginho second half

these lads were nearly as excited as me

Korean broadcast of Hwang Hee-Chan’s goal this afternoon. Thank us later 😂🔥 pic.twitter.com/MEDVVdY9N2#WWFC | #Wolves

— Talking Wolves (@TalkingWolves) September 11, 2021

tarkowski is vile. and the ref wants sacking for not deeming that assault on richarlison card worthy.

Still completely mystified that ASM wasn’t bought by someone better this summer.

Excellent goal today.

Missed the goal but yes re: being bought, I wonder if there's a Traore syndrome element to that like suspicion that he's not a complete package

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I love him.

He does sometimes drift out of games and half the stuff he tries might not come off, but there aren’t that many players in the league who can do what he does. I guess he has had a run of injuries, though.

Coaches of top teams think their systems are more important than players doing damage

Leeds keeper looked dodge to me