Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

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They're bloody mad for it

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 18:52 (nine months ago) link

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He's grinning for some reason

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 18:58 (nine months ago) link

Leno: not ready

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 19:23 (nine months ago) link

wa-hey!

calzino, Friday, 13 August 2021 19:24 (nine months ago) link

🙂

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 13 August 2021 19:25 (nine months ago) link

Its good

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 13 August 2021 19:25 (nine months ago) link

Very clear penalty

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 13 August 2021 19:33 (nine months ago) link

^he's all too ready

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 19:35 (nine months ago) link

A whole season of looking at this thread title :(

ignore the blue line (or something), Friday, 13 August 2021 19:53 (nine months ago) link

you'll love it by september. love it

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 19:56 (nine months ago) link

and let's face it, I spared you someone concocting something ever so delightfully covid-related

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 19:57 (nine months ago) link

I salute Brentford, the new champions.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:01 (nine months ago) link

We'll come up with a better one and its only friday tbf

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:03 (nine months ago) link

had your chance imo

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:06 (nine months ago) link

It was an unpleasant and awkwardly-timed quandary for us, but we've got to put it behind us, get on with it and wring whatever scant enjoyment we can from the coming season

I quite like oppo fans giving Saka the respect applause, I am beyond being able to hardman that it means the game's gone or whatever

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:25 (nine months ago) link

Arsenal getting Delapped again is so beautiful

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:32 (nine months ago) link

Kind of hard to argue Leno wasn’t being impeded, tbh.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:33 (nine months ago) link

Roffle

Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:33 (nine months ago) link

deems in with the 'foul on the keeper' in 3...2...

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:33 (nine months ago) link

oh SV got there first lol

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:34 (nine months ago) link

Leno isnt impeded hes just surrounded

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:34 (nine months ago) link

Joke defending

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:34 (nine months ago) link

Fifty years ago a defence would deal with a throw-in that did not initially appear likely to beat the first man

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:34 (nine months ago) link

Carragher's gone 1.0 Savage

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:36 (nine months ago) link

You could let a ball bounce twice in the street

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:36 (nine months ago) link

carra will have relished the opportunity to put the boot in on the arsenal

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:37 (nine months ago) link

And you know why? It was oudda respect

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:37 (nine months ago) link

both of Brentford's subs being called Mads is somehow hilarious

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:39 (nine months ago) link

Danish moneyball regens all the way down

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:40 (nine months ago) link

and a Marcus to ruin it

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:45 (nine months ago) link

that's a fairly amazing save

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:46 (nine months ago) link

Thy was quite a Pro Evo (RIP) passage of play all round

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:48 (nine months ago) link

Brilliant save, lovely cutback and hit

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:49 (nine months ago) link

Well, that's a vibe

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:59 (nine months ago) link

Per a friend

I am not an Arsenal fan, I am an Arsenal masochist. Get it right.

— Spin Lizzy (@hairmetaldad) August 13, 2021

Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 August 2021 21:02 (nine months ago) link

They won't get to play arsenal every week but great start for brentford. Toney looked the business despite not scoring

ignore the blue line (or something), Friday, 13 August 2021 21:03 (nine months ago) link

Actual takeons in the box, forgot that was even allowed

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 13 August 2021 21:06 (nine months ago) link

A breath of fresh air indeed

ignore the blue line (or something), Friday, 13 August 2021 21:09 (nine months ago) link

I'm too deeply ensconced in petty old little league feuds to wish Brentford too much goodwill. I want to see them a getting proper arseholing at some point. And the manager is a fucking tool.

calzino, Friday, 13 August 2021 23:05 (nine months ago) link

classic calz

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Friday, 13 August 2021 23:09 (nine months ago) link

Posts vmic

Only the stong survive (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 13 August 2021 23:57 (nine months ago) link

Arteta really is the David Brent of football, his pep lite football theories simply don't harness much of the talent he has at his disposal. A man lost in sexy football lingo and ideas but unable to see what's in front of him, arteta out...from an arsenal fan!!. Ben White was soo slow to react for both goals, what a nightmare start, welcome to the club, pal!!

Swanswans, Saturday, 14 August 2021 07:40 (nine months ago) link

that said, i didn't see much preseason but was impressed by partey and felt nkeitah was very sharp and ready.....then both are injured and out for weeks, then BOTH laca and auba get injured days before the season starts?!? Brentford deserved the win against our cursed lot!!

Swanswans, Saturday, 14 August 2021 07:44 (nine months ago) link

Pogba has three assists inside an hour.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 14 August 2021 12:44 (nine months ago) link

And Bruno completes his hat-trick

Number None, Saturday, 14 August 2021 12:49 (nine months ago) link

Brentford's plunge down the table begins

imago, Saturday, 14 August 2021 12:52 (nine months ago) link

David Brentford

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 August 2021 12:53 (nine months ago) link

Fourth Pogba assist too.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 14 August 2021 13:02 (nine months ago) link

I hope Lewis O'Brien is watching this

calzino, Saturday, 14 August 2021 13:07 (nine months ago) link

This has presumably also fucked my secret plan of placing a modest sum on Poor Timo for Golden Boot next season, I hadn't checked the odds but I assumed I could provide for My Mother in her dotage with the proceeds, he is due, but not happening now I guess

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Monday, 9 May 2022 12:37 (two weeks ago) link

was about to go "jfc we'll be chasing the match for 90" and then they pull off that amazing counter-attack.

beautiful. where has that been all year.

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 19:28 (two weeks ago) link

nevermind

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 19:31 (two weeks ago) link

fuck uuuuuuuu Du Bruyne

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 19:33 (two weeks ago) link

fuck this. a hat trick in 20 mins

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 19:40 (two weeks ago) link

I'm very concerned about Leeds Utd rn, oh dear

calzino, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 20:03 (two weeks ago) link

I'd rather see Burnley go down, to be honest.

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 20:08 (two weeks ago) link

If Burnley go down I'll just be mad at Everton and Leeds for fucking around and making Burnley being relegated somehow disappointing

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 20:10 (two weeks ago) link

Gotta love Leeds fans hysterically jeering every misplaced pass and off target shot while down to 10 men, getting pasted and on the way to relegation

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 20:16 (two weeks ago) link

not sure if naming this thread the way I did means that Burnley have to go down or cannot go down

imago, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 20:21 (two weeks ago) link

I want Leeds to go down just so they can have a honest-to-goodness derby match, instead of this laughable pretence that this piddling one-sided M62 derby is actually a thing to anyone other than Leeds fans. Lol at the moment it's 10/3 that we play Man Utd next season and 10/11 that Leeds are playing Rotherham.

calzino, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 20:27 (two weeks ago) link

Jesse Marsch has passed a note to Kalvin Phillips which simply reads 'yeeeeeeeee haw'

— Major Charles Bad Back (@JoeStephenson96) May 8, 2022

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 20:29 (two weeks ago) link

Losing to fucking NORWICH

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 May 2022 13:39 (one week ago) link

O_O

City falling apart.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 15 May 2022 13:46 (one week ago) link

This is no way to say goodbye to half our first team ☹️

what doesn't kill me makes me Hongroe (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 15 May 2022 13:54 (one week ago) link

That was v much a Wolves goal lol

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 May 2022 14:14 (one week ago) link

Get the Spurs lads on boiled rice and bottled water until Sunday night.

That was a superb performance by Newcastle, Joelinton in particular. Outplayed and outcompeted Arsenal from the start.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 16 May 2022 20:55 (one week ago) link

Still remember the last time we played a relegated club in our final match just needing a point to finish above Arsenal mind

groovypanda, Monday, 16 May 2022 21:19 (one week ago) link

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Please let this be true.

Mourinho heading back to the #PremierLeague?
💥Newcastle are trying to tempt the Portuguese coach... Will he accept? pic.twitter.com/SxiOIRg7t1

— MARCA in English (@MARCAinENGLISH) May 16, 2022

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 08:40 (one week ago) link

i was hoping they could blow this momentum next season, that should be just the ticket

what doesn't kill me makes me Hongroe (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 09:26 (one week ago) link

This would be an example of the saudis not really having a clue, compared to qatar or abu dhabi, what they're doing, for all the infinite cash they can bring to bear

very interesting piece by (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 11:16 (one week ago) link

Basically, lol quarter witted bonesaw cunts

very interesting piece by (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 11:17 (one week ago) link

Patrick Vieira kicking an Everton fan to the ground 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/p6fVvYnzTd

— Breezy (@UtdBreezy) May 19, 2022

lol, stupid pitch invader tangles with the wrong guy.

calzino, Friday, 20 May 2022 06:26 (five days ago) link

dock them 5 points. or 6, or 7, however many it takes

ignore the blue line (or something), Friday, 20 May 2022 07:57 (five days ago) link

agreed. you're talking about vieira's lot right

imago, Friday, 20 May 2022 08:31 (five days ago) link

He played for Arsenal
He kicked a fucking wool

very interesting piece by (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 20 May 2022 08:37 (five days ago) link

speaking truth to poor

@Carra23 wash your mouth before you talk about me and everton and I don't respect you 💩

— Richarlison Andrade (@richarlison97) May 20, 2022

what doesn't kill me makes me Hongroe (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 May 2022 09:41 (five days ago) link

ffs

Unreal pic.twitter.com/c92J4vywLj

— Frankie (@frankie_efc) May 19, 2022

Number None, Friday, 20 May 2022 10:35 (five days ago) link

I was at the Saints U18 cup final last night and there was a mini pitch invasion. All good lols I suppose, except there were kids of 5 and 6 queued up waiting for the cup presentation, clearly watching and getting wound up by it. The little fella in front of me was bellowing at a steward to 'go home'.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 20 May 2022 11:32 (five days ago) link

22 May: feast day of St Rita di Cascia, Patrona of "lost and impossible causes". So, Liverpool then...

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Sunday, 22 May 2022 14:15 (three days ago) link

City losing but Liverpool failing to beat Wolves would be perhaps the funniest of all possible outcomes.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 22 May 2022 15:44 (three days ago) link

neither of us will have enough players left at this rate

what doesn't kill me makes me Hongroe (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 May 2022 15:50 (three days ago) link

Burnley on their way to the little leagues.

Laporte is the only City player to have had a shot on target so far.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 22 May 2022 16:24 (three days ago) link

Never in doubt….

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 22 May 2022 16:41 (three days ago) link

Bananaman Begins owes me one for this thread title

imago, Sunday, 22 May 2022 17:45 (three days ago) link

23 goals (no pens) https://t.co/xSXPHsFISa pic.twitter.com/cBLyTpHqEk

— Eric Dier (@ericdier) May 22, 2022

gyac, Sunday, 22 May 2022 17:46 (three days ago) link

Xp if you're claiming credit for keeping leeds up i'm not thanking you for that

very interesting piece by (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 22 May 2022 19:31 (three days ago) link

You got what you wanted!

imago, Sunday, 22 May 2022 19:32 (three days ago) link

Monkey's paw lol

very interesting piece by (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 22 May 2022 19:33 (three days ago) link

Congrats to City! Well deserved!

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 22 May 2022 20:14 (three days ago) link

congrats to Leeds, your chump of a manager will be gone by october!

calzino, Sunday, 22 May 2022 20:27 (three days ago) link

sorry, what pic.twitter.com/gKQvNtbYYW

— Stefan Bielik (@prstskrzkrk) May 22, 2022

calzino, Sunday, 22 May 2022 20:39 (three days ago) link

more like perp guardiola

terence trent d'ilfer (m bison), Sunday, 22 May 2022 21:47 (three days ago) link

Like to think Citeh have a platoon of ball boys surgically altered to have entirely smooth, featureless faces

Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, Western Mail (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 23 May 2022 08:13 (two days ago) link

First club to really embrace the transhuman

Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, Western Mail (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 23 May 2022 08:21 (two days ago) link

City really like to keep their fans on their toes eh. Well done though.

Ste, Monday, 23 May 2022 09:46 (two days ago) link

no doubt not possible under their contracts and counter productive in terms of 'losing the dressing room' but if i were a manager i would be seriously tempted to fine canos at least a months wages for that shit yesterday. getting booked for taking your shirt off is such a pure example of ego over team that i'm amazed managers let players get away with it.

also i both understand and at the same time don't really understand the emphasis the media/punditry class put on individual players winning trophies. those medals clearly mean something well after retirement but from the outside looking in it feels like grealish should be more satisfied with last season than this. record signing, attacking player, most important domestic game your team plays in the entire season, everything is going wrong and the coach doesn't see you as the answer?

oscar bravo, Monday, 23 May 2022 13:19 (two days ago) link

everton surely going down next season assuming they're not allowed to buy any players. must have the most unathletic team in the league. had forgotten that dele alli was there now, and will no doubt forget again by october.

oscar bravo, Monday, 23 May 2022 13:22 (two days ago) link

They’re surely going to have to attempt to sell the club.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 23 May 2022 16:46 (two days ago) link


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