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They're ready
― imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 18:42 (nine months ago) link
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They're bloody mad for it
― imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 18:52 (nine months ago) link
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He's grinning for some reason
― imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 18:58 (nine months ago) link
Leno: not ready
― imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 19:23 (nine months ago) link
wa-hey!
― calzino, Friday, 13 August 2021 19:24 (nine months ago) link
🙂
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 13 August 2021 19:25 (nine months ago) link
Its good
― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 13 August 2021 19:25 (nine months ago) link
Very clear penalty
― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 13 August 2021 19:33 (nine months ago) link
^he's all too ready
― imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 19:35 (nine months ago) link
A whole season of looking at this thread title :(
― ignore the blue line (or something), Friday, 13 August 2021 19:53 (nine months ago) link
you'll love it by september. love it
― imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 19:56 (nine months ago) link
and let's face it, I spared you someone concocting something ever so delightfully covid-related
― imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 19:57 (nine months ago) link
I salute Brentford, the new champions.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:01 (nine months ago) link
We'll come up with a better one and its only friday tbf
― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:03 (nine months ago) link
had your chance imo
― imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:06 (nine months ago) link
It was an unpleasant and awkwardly-timed quandary for us, but we've got to put it behind us, get on with it and wring whatever scant enjoyment we can from the coming season
I quite like oppo fans giving Saka the respect applause, I am beyond being able to hardman that it means the game's gone or whatever
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:25 (nine months ago) link
Arsenal getting Delapped again is so beautiful
― imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:32 (nine months ago) link
Kind of hard to argue Leno wasn’t being impeded, tbh.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:33 (nine months ago) link
Roffle
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:33 (nine months ago) link
deems in with the 'foul on the keeper' in 3...2...
― imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:33 (nine months ago) link
oh SV got there first lol
― imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:34 (nine months ago) link
Leno isnt impeded hes just surrounded
― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:34 (nine months ago) link
Joke defending
Fifty years ago a defence would deal with a throw-in that did not initially appear likely to beat the first man
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:34 (nine months ago) link
Carragher's gone 1.0 Savage
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:36 (nine months ago) link
You could let a ball bounce twice in the street
― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:36 (nine months ago) link
carra will have relished the opportunity to put the boot in on the arsenal
― imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:37 (nine months ago) link
And you know why? It was oudda respect
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:37 (nine months ago) link
both of Brentford's subs being called Mads is somehow hilarious
― imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:39 (nine months ago) link
Danish moneyball regens all the way down
― imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:40 (nine months ago) link
and a Marcus to ruin it
― imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:45 (nine months ago) link
that's a fairly amazing save
― imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:46 (nine months ago) link
Thy was quite a Pro Evo (RIP) passage of play all round
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:48 (nine months ago) link
Brilliant save, lovely cutback and hit
― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:49 (nine months ago) link
Well, that's a vibe
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:59 (nine months ago) link
Per a friend
I am not an Arsenal fan, I am an Arsenal masochist. Get it right.— Spin Lizzy (@hairmetaldad) August 13, 2021
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 August 2021 21:02 (nine months ago) link
They won't get to play arsenal every week but great start for brentford. Toney looked the business despite not scoring
― ignore the blue line (or something), Friday, 13 August 2021 21:03 (nine months ago) link
Actual takeons in the box, forgot that was even allowed
― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 13 August 2021 21:06 (nine months ago) link
A breath of fresh air indeed
― ignore the blue line (or something), Friday, 13 August 2021 21:09 (nine months ago) link
I'm too deeply ensconced in petty old little league feuds to wish Brentford too much goodwill. I want to see them a getting proper arseholing at some point. And the manager is a fucking tool.
― calzino, Friday, 13 August 2021 23:05 (nine months ago) link
classic calz
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Friday, 13 August 2021 23:09 (nine months ago) link
Posts vmic
― Only the stong survive (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 13 August 2021 23:57 (nine months ago) link
Arteta really is the David Brent of football, his pep lite football theories simply don't harness much of the talent he has at his disposal. A man lost in sexy football lingo and ideas but unable to see what's in front of him, arteta out...from an arsenal fan!!. Ben White was soo slow to react for both goals, what a nightmare start, welcome to the club, pal!!
― Swanswans, Saturday, 14 August 2021 07:40 (nine months ago) link
that said, i didn't see much preseason but was impressed by partey and felt nkeitah was very sharp and ready.....then both are injured and out for weeks, then BOTH laca and auba get injured days before the season starts?!? Brentford deserved the win against our cursed lot!!
― Swanswans, Saturday, 14 August 2021 07:44 (nine months ago) link
Pogba has three assists inside an hour.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 14 August 2021 12:44 (nine months ago) link
And Bruno completes his hat-trick
― Number None, Saturday, 14 August 2021 12:49 (nine months ago) link
Brentford's plunge down the table begins
― imago, Saturday, 14 August 2021 12:52 (nine months ago) link
David Brentford
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 August 2021 12:53 (nine months ago) link
Fourth Pogba assist too.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 14 August 2021 13:02 (nine months ago) link
I hope Lewis O'Brien is watching this
― calzino, Saturday, 14 August 2021 13:07 (nine months ago) link
This has presumably also fucked my secret plan of placing a modest sum on Poor Timo for Golden Boot next season, I hadn't checked the odds but I assumed I could provide for My Mother in her dotage with the proceeds, he is due, but not happening now I guess
― The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Monday, 9 May 2022 12:37 (two weeks ago) link
was about to go "jfc we'll be chasing the match for 90" and then they pull off that amazing counter-attack.
beautiful. where has that been all year.
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 19:28 (two weeks ago) link
nevermind
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 19:31 (two weeks ago) link
fuck uuuuuuuu Du Bruyne
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 19:33 (two weeks ago) link
fuck this. a hat trick in 20 mins
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 19:40 (two weeks ago) link
I'm very concerned about Leeds Utd rn, oh dear
― calzino, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 20:03 (two weeks ago) link
I'd rather see Burnley go down, to be honest.
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 20:08 (two weeks ago) link
If Burnley go down I'll just be mad at Everton and Leeds for fucking around and making Burnley being relegated somehow disappointing
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 20:10 (two weeks ago) link
Gotta love Leeds fans hysterically jeering every misplaced pass and off target shot while down to 10 men, getting pasted and on the way to relegation
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 20:16 (two weeks ago) link
not sure if naming this thread the way I did means that Burnley have to go down or cannot go down
― imago, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 20:21 (two weeks ago) link
I want Leeds to go down just so they can have a honest-to-goodness derby match, instead of this laughable pretence that this piddling one-sided M62 derby is actually a thing to anyone other than Leeds fans. Lol at the moment it's 10/3 that we play Man Utd next season and 10/11 that Leeds are playing Rotherham.
― calzino, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 20:27 (two weeks ago) link
Jesse Marsch has passed a note to Kalvin Phillips which simply reads 'yeeeeeeeee haw'— Major Charles Bad Back (@JoeStephenson96) May 8, 2022
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 20:29 (two weeks ago) link
Losing to fucking NORWICH
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 May 2022 13:39 (one week ago) link
O_O
City falling apart.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 15 May 2022 13:46 (one week ago) link
This is no way to say goodbye to half our first team ☹️
― what doesn't kill me makes me Hongroe (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 15 May 2022 13:54 (one week ago) link
That was v much a Wolves goal lol
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 May 2022 14:14 (one week ago) link
Get the Spurs lads on boiled rice and bottled water until Sunday night.
That was a superb performance by Newcastle, Joelinton in particular. Outplayed and outcompeted Arsenal from the start.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 16 May 2022 20:55 (one week ago) link
Still remember the last time we played a relegated club in our final match just needing a point to finish above Arsenal mind
― groovypanda, Monday, 16 May 2022 21:19 (one week ago) link
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Please let this be true.
Mourinho heading back to the #PremierLeague?💥Newcastle are trying to tempt the Portuguese coach... Will he accept? pic.twitter.com/SxiOIRg7t1— MARCA in English (@MARCAinENGLISH) May 16, 2022
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 08:40 (one week ago) link
i was hoping they could blow this momentum next season, that should be just the ticket
― what doesn't kill me makes me Hongroe (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 09:26 (one week ago) link
This would be an example of the saudis not really having a clue, compared to qatar or abu dhabi, what they're doing, for all the infinite cash they can bring to bear
― very interesting piece by (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 11:16 (one week ago) link
Basically, lol quarter witted bonesaw cunts
― very interesting piece by (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 11:17 (one week ago) link
Patrick Vieira kicking an Everton fan to the ground 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/p6fVvYnzTd— Breezy (@UtdBreezy) May 19, 2022
lol, stupid pitch invader tangles with the wrong guy.
― calzino, Friday, 20 May 2022 06:26 (five days ago) link
dock them 5 points. or 6, or 7, however many it takes
― ignore the blue line (or something), Friday, 20 May 2022 07:57 (five days ago) link
agreed. you're talking about vieira's lot right
― imago, Friday, 20 May 2022 08:31 (five days ago) link
He played for ArsenalHe kicked a fucking wool
― very interesting piece by (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 20 May 2022 08:37 (five days ago) link
speaking truth to poor
@Carra23 wash your mouth before you talk about me and everton and I don't respect you 💩— Richarlison Andrade (@richarlison97) May 20, 2022
― what doesn't kill me makes me Hongroe (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 May 2022 09:41 (five days ago) link
ffs
Unreal pic.twitter.com/c92J4vywLj— Frankie (@frankie_efc) May 19, 2022
― Number None, Friday, 20 May 2022 10:35 (five days ago) link
I was at the Saints U18 cup final last night and there was a mini pitch invasion. All good lols I suppose, except there were kids of 5 and 6 queued up waiting for the cup presentation, clearly watching and getting wound up by it. The little fella in front of me was bellowing at a steward to 'go home'.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 20 May 2022 11:32 (five days ago) link
22 May: feast day of St Rita di Cascia, Patrona of "lost and impossible causes". So, Liverpool then...
― The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Sunday, 22 May 2022 14:15 (three days ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC1khE_7vWk
― what doesn't kill me makes me Hongroe (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 May 2022 15:03 (three days ago) link
City losing but Liverpool failing to beat Wolves would be perhaps the funniest of all possible outcomes.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 22 May 2022 15:44 (three days ago) link
neither of us will have enough players left at this rate
― what doesn't kill me makes me Hongroe (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 May 2022 15:50 (three days ago) link
Burnley on their way to the little leagues.
Laporte is the only City player to have had a shot on target so far.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 22 May 2022 16:24 (three days ago) link
Never in doubt….
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 22 May 2022 16:41 (three days ago) link
Bananaman Begins owes me one for this thread title
― imago, Sunday, 22 May 2022 17:45 (three days ago) link
23 goals (no pens) https://t.co/xSXPHsFISa pic.twitter.com/cBLyTpHqEk— Eric Dier (@ericdier) May 22, 2022
― gyac, Sunday, 22 May 2022 17:46 (three days ago) link
Xp if you're claiming credit for keeping leeds up i'm not thanking you for that
― very interesting piece by (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 22 May 2022 19:31 (three days ago) link
You got what you wanted!
― imago, Sunday, 22 May 2022 19:32 (three days ago) link
Monkey's paw lol
― very interesting piece by (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 22 May 2022 19:33 (three days ago) link
Congrats to City! Well deserved!
― Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 22 May 2022 20:14 (three days ago) link
congrats to Leeds, your chump of a manager will be gone by october!
― calzino, Sunday, 22 May 2022 20:27 (three days ago) link
sorry, what pic.twitter.com/gKQvNtbYYW— Stefan Bielik (@prstskrzkrk) May 22, 2022
― calzino, Sunday, 22 May 2022 20:39 (three days ago) link
more like perp guardiola
― terence trent d'ilfer (m bison), Sunday, 22 May 2022 21:47 (three days ago) link
Like to think Citeh have a platoon of ball boys surgically altered to have entirely smooth, featureless faces
― Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, Western Mail (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 23 May 2022 08:13 (two days ago) link
First club to really embrace the transhuman
― Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, Western Mail (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 23 May 2022 08:21 (two days ago) link
City really like to keep their fans on their toes eh. Well done though.
― Ste, Monday, 23 May 2022 09:46 (two days ago) link
no doubt not possible under their contracts and counter productive in terms of 'losing the dressing room' but if i were a manager i would be seriously tempted to fine canos at least a months wages for that shit yesterday. getting booked for taking your shirt off is such a pure example of ego over team that i'm amazed managers let players get away with it.
also i both understand and at the same time don't really understand the emphasis the media/punditry class put on individual players winning trophies. those medals clearly mean something well after retirement but from the outside looking in it feels like grealish should be more satisfied with last season than this. record signing, attacking player, most important domestic game your team plays in the entire season, everything is going wrong and the coach doesn't see you as the answer?
― oscar bravo, Monday, 23 May 2022 13:19 (two days ago) link
everton surely going down next season assuming they're not allowed to buy any players. must have the most unathletic team in the league. had forgotten that dele alli was there now, and will no doubt forget again by october.
― oscar bravo, Monday, 23 May 2022 13:22 (two days ago) link
They’re surely going to have to attempt to sell the club.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 23 May 2022 16:46 (two days ago) link