Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

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They're bloody mad for it

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 18:52 (three months ago) link

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He's grinning for some reason

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 18:58 (three months ago) link

Leno: not ready

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 19:23 (three months ago) link

wa-hey!

calzino, Friday, 13 August 2021 19:24 (three months ago) link

🙂

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 13 August 2021 19:25 (three months ago) link

Its good

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 13 August 2021 19:25 (three months ago) link

Very clear penalty

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 13 August 2021 19:33 (three months ago) link

^he's all too ready

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 19:35 (three months ago) link

A whole season of looking at this thread title :(

ignore the blue line (or something), Friday, 13 August 2021 19:53 (three months ago) link

you'll love it by september. love it

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 19:56 (three months ago) link

and let's face it, I spared you someone concocting something ever so delightfully covid-related

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 19:57 (three months ago) link

I salute Brentford, the new champions.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:01 (three months ago) link

We'll come up with a better one and its only friday tbf

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:03 (three months ago) link

had your chance imo

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:06 (three months ago) link

It was an unpleasant and awkwardly-timed quandary for us, but we've got to put it behind us, get on with it and wring whatever scant enjoyment we can from the coming season

I quite like oppo fans giving Saka the respect applause, I am beyond being able to hardman that it means the game's gone or whatever

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:25 (three months ago) link

Arsenal getting Delapped again is so beautiful

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:32 (three months ago) link

Kind of hard to argue Leno wasn’t being impeded, tbh.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:33 (three months ago) link

Roffle

Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:33 (three months ago) link

deems in with the 'foul on the keeper' in 3...2...

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:33 (three months ago) link

oh SV got there first lol

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:34 (three months ago) link

Leno isnt impeded hes just surrounded

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:34 (three months ago) link

Joke defending

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:34 (three months ago) link

Fifty years ago a defence would deal with a throw-in that did not initially appear likely to beat the first man

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:34 (three months ago) link

Carragher's gone 1.0 Savage

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:36 (three months ago) link

You could let a ball bounce twice in the street

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:36 (three months ago) link

carra will have relished the opportunity to put the boot in on the arsenal

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:37 (three months ago) link

And you know why? It was oudda respect

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:37 (three months ago) link

both of Brentford's subs being called Mads is somehow hilarious

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:39 (three months ago) link

Danish moneyball regens all the way down

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:40 (three months ago) link

and a Marcus to ruin it

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:45 (three months ago) link

that's a fairly amazing save

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:46 (three months ago) link

Thy was quite a Pro Evo (RIP) passage of play all round

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:48 (three months ago) link

Brilliant save, lovely cutback and hit

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:49 (three months ago) link

Well, that's a vibe

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 13 August 2021 20:59 (three months ago) link

Per a friend

I am not an Arsenal fan, I am an Arsenal masochist. Get it right.

— Spin Lizzy (@hairmetaldad) August 13, 2021

Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 August 2021 21:02 (three months ago) link

They won't get to play arsenal every week but great start for brentford. Toney looked the business despite not scoring

ignore the blue line (or something), Friday, 13 August 2021 21:03 (three months ago) link

Actual takeons in the box, forgot that was even allowed

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 13 August 2021 21:06 (three months ago) link

A breath of fresh air indeed

ignore the blue line (or something), Friday, 13 August 2021 21:09 (three months ago) link

I'm too deeply ensconced in petty old little league feuds to wish Brentford too much goodwill. I want to see them a getting proper arseholing at some point. And the manager is a fucking tool.

calzino, Friday, 13 August 2021 23:05 (three months ago) link

classic calz

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Friday, 13 August 2021 23:09 (three months ago) link

Posts vmic

Only the stong survive (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 13 August 2021 23:57 (three months ago) link

Arteta really is the David Brent of football, his pep lite football theories simply don't harness much of the talent he has at his disposal. A man lost in sexy football lingo and ideas but unable to see what's in front of him, arteta out...from an arsenal fan!!. Ben White was soo slow to react for both goals, what a nightmare start, welcome to the club, pal!!

Swanswans, Saturday, 14 August 2021 07:40 (three months ago) link

that said, i didn't see much preseason but was impressed by partey and felt nkeitah was very sharp and ready.....then both are injured and out for weeks, then BOTH laca and auba get injured days before the season starts?!? Brentford deserved the win against our cursed lot!!

Swanswans, Saturday, 14 August 2021 07:44 (three months ago) link

Pogba has three assists inside an hour.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 14 August 2021 12:44 (three months ago) link

And Bruno completes his hat-trick

Number None, Saturday, 14 August 2021 12:49 (three months ago) link

Brentford's plunge down the table begins

imago, Saturday, 14 August 2021 12:52 (three months ago) link

David Brentford

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 August 2021 12:53 (three months ago) link

Fourth Pogba assist too.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 14 August 2021 13:02 (three months ago) link

I hope Lewis O'Brien is watching this

calzino, Saturday, 14 August 2021 13:07 (three months ago) link

a beautiful afternoon of football

huile about oeuf (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 November 2021 16:57 (one week ago) link

Nice match Wolves! Missed the goal in real time, but watched it now and what a beaut. I love Raul.

Good win.

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 November 2021 17:01 (one week ago) link

only 2 points clear of Man U in the relegation zone tho

huile about oeuf (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 November 2021 17:04 (one week ago) link

LOL Newcastle, worse than Norwich.

When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Saturday, 20 November 2021 17:20 (one week ago) link

Aaron Ramsdale wears Small Gloves, I always rate/fear a keeper with Small Gloves

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Saturday, 20 November 2021 17:46 (one week ago) link

Okay that was…bemusing.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 20 November 2021 18:04 (one week ago) link

Repeateadly, Small Gloves, fucksake...

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Saturday, 20 November 2021 18:08 (one week ago) link

This is a great performance from Liverpool considering they have literally no lineup options

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Saturday, 20 November 2021 18:51 (one week ago) link

Except benching "Hendo" which I applaud cus he's a fucken wasteman

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Saturday, 20 November 2021 18:52 (one week ago) link

Jordan Henderson's one (1) skill: when Trent Alexander-Arnold goes forward, he moves slighthy to the right. That's it. That's all he does. Liverpool captain and first choice for England, he moves slightly to the right. See how much better this Liverpool midfield has looked without him, even accounting for the Ox? They have missed Thiago, him and Fabinho have been running shit

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Saturday, 20 November 2021 18:59 (one week ago) link

haha oh look, another match where liverpool whips major ass

Punster McPunisher, Saturday, 20 November 2021 19:05 (one week ago) link

also, hi, i'm here for the man u emergency meeting

Punster McPunisher, Saturday, 20 November 2021 19:06 (one week ago) link

there is no emergency, the project is sound, Ole must stay

huile about oeuf (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 November 2021 19:08 (one week ago) link

haha

Punster McPunisher, Saturday, 20 November 2021 19:11 (one week ago) link

Manchester United board have decided to fire Ole Gunnar Solskjær after 5 hour internal talk, confirmed. Mutual agreement to part ways now considered. 🔴 #MUFC

Once Joel Glazer approves the decision, it will be confirmed and announced by Man United. pic.twitter.com/e9V7GeLIE7

— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) November 20, 2021

groovypanda, Saturday, 20 November 2021 23:06 (one week ago) link

Looks like Fletcher/Carrick as caretaker

Cool!

Number None, Saturday, 20 November 2021 23:25 (one week ago) link

Amazing

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Saturday, 20 November 2021 23:36 (one week ago) link

Wonder what happens if Joel Glazer doesn't approve the decision? Lols all round I shouldn't wonder!

foley track out of sync (Matt #2), Saturday, 20 November 2021 23:38 (one week ago) link

So Spurs under Conte, there's clearly a lot more enthusiasm than under Nuno but this is just a fucken mess, Leeds are running rings around them. Is it maybe possible that these players aren't smart enough to understand tactics and such? Cus I'm sure he must have given them some instructions before they went out, but what am I even looking at here?

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Sunday, 21 November 2021 16:52 (six days ago) link

The pure entitlement dripping off Kane, how obnoxious does a team have to be to make The Vile Revenant seem the more likable?

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Sunday, 21 November 2021 17:05 (six days ago) link

Kalvin Phillips has been great, he should sign for a nicer club

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Sunday, 21 November 2021 17:11 (six days ago) link

Boos at halftime, quite rightly

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Sunday, 21 November 2021 17:19 (six days ago) link

Different game second half, like phenomenonally

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Sunday, 21 November 2021 17:54 (six days ago) link

Nonsense isnt it

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 November 2021 17:59 (six days ago) link

A game of two halves isn't it Trevor?

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Sunday, 21 November 2021 17:59 (six days ago) link

Kane is so ponderous

crisp, Sunday, 21 November 2021 18:10 (six days ago) link

Look they prolly deserve the win for that second half but cmon, first half was pure rank

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Sunday, 21 November 2021 18:12 (six days ago) link

Dan James Runs Quite Fast, put that on his gravestone

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Sunday, 21 November 2021 18:14 (six days ago) link

Moura has had a good half

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Sunday, 21 November 2021 18:17 (six days ago) link

Two breaks in succession totally wrecked by Kane. He is shit tbh

crisp, Sunday, 21 November 2021 18:22 (six days ago) link

Kane had an ok first half and an awful second

Lucas the opposite

Pass timing and selection and execution generally awful, awful, awful

Pretty slack to work off the ball too

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 November 2021 18:23 (six days ago) link

Enjoyed watching the Stevie G-less Rangers getting mugged by Hibs earlier today and was reminded that, even though he won them the league, Rangers' fans never seemed to have much good to say about him or to rate him very highly. So, good luck Villa.

When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Sunday, 21 November 2021 20:53 (six days ago) link

"I will always be as authentic as I can," he said. "If anyone doubts me watch me after those goals. That is real."

this is totally something an actual human being who is real would say

huile about oeuf (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 November 2021 20:57 (six days ago) link

I'm cool with Villa getting the *celebrity* manager they deserve!

calzino, Sunday, 21 November 2021 21:03 (six days ago) link

It's the assumption he's gunna walk into the Liverpool job when Klopp goes that irritates me, like you did nothing in your years out of football to demonstrate any sort of coaching ability, you just showed that given shitloads of money and openly biased desicions you can elevate a hate group's sidething above a Celtic who just threw that season away for I donno why the fuck, aye you did well with the media in sticking to the big "conspiracy against us" narrative, I don't want that pathetic cunt anywhere near Liverpool, OK you played fairly decent in let's not lie <50 games, but you burned every bridge when you went there. Who was the last guy to go from Rangers to Liverpool? Graeme Souness, the crooked piece of shit, who did his best to destroy the club and they're only now rebuilding. I hope he fails at Villa and Xabi Alonso replaces Klopp

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Sunday, 21 November 2021 21:47 (six days ago) link

looking forward to the Carrick era

🗣️ Carrick on what changes we can expect: "We will have to wait and see really. I worked with Ole closely, with similar beliefs as a coach and manager. I have got my own personality but it is very similar because that is why we worked together."

— UtdDistrict (@UtdDistrict) November 22, 2021

Number None, Monday, 22 November 2021 16:05 (five days ago) link

shoulda hired Paul Carrack instead

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 November 2021 16:15 (five days ago) link

"Tempted," "How Long" or "Don't Shed a Tear"?

Ned Raggett, Monday, 22 November 2021 16:16 (five days ago) link

Oles at the wheel but carricks in the foundations

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Monday, 22 November 2021 16:41 (five days ago) link

that doesn't make ole look very good. if they share similar "beliefs," it must've been that people just didn't like ole's personality and/or there was too much baggage. ouch!

Punster McPunisher, Monday, 22 November 2021 17:01 (five days ago) link

Former Newcastle United manager Steve Bruce is said to be "very keen" on the short-term managerial role at Manchester United. The 60-year-old Englishman made more than 300 appearances for United as a player. (The Athletic - subscription required)

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 22 November 2021 23:51 (five days ago) link

Subscription of disbelief maybe

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Monday, 22 November 2021 23:53 (five days ago) link

Rangnick as interim is kind of intriguing I have to admit

Number None, Thursday, 25 November 2021 15:29 (two days ago) link

Yeah this will be worth seeing

Conte isnt going to be able to do much with doherty, sanchez, ndombele or alli based on this showing so far

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 November 2021 18:07 (two days ago) link

Or Sessagnon.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 25 November 2021 18:18 (two days ago) link

Verdict on that pair of bookings?

Cannot see it as anything but two fingers tbh

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 November 2021 18:31 (two days ago) link

My commentator has just noted spurs have looked better since his sending off, which yknow fair

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 November 2021 18:32 (two days ago) link

rangnik as director of football would worry me a bit. red bull franchise operation recruitment was legit.

oscar bravo, Thursday, 25 November 2021 22:20 (two days ago) link

he's apparently moving into a two-year consultancy role at the end of the season

remains to be seen what exactly that means though

Number None, Friday, 26 November 2021 08:55 (yesterday) link

Conte quotes are correct but worrying

Our players are much worse than anyone might realise when daddy poch isn't using them as avatars.

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 26 November 2021 09:25 (yesterday) link


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