Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

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They're ready

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They're bloody mad for it

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He's grinning for some reason

Leno: not ready

wa-hey!

🙂

Its good

Very clear penalty

^he's all too ready

A whole season of looking at this thread title :(

you'll love it by september. love it

and let's face it, I spared you someone concocting something ever so delightfully covid-related

I salute Brentford, the new champions.

We'll come up with a better one and its only friday tbf

had your chance imo

It was an unpleasant and awkwardly-timed quandary for us, but we've got to put it behind us, get on with it and wring whatever scant enjoyment we can from the coming season

I quite like oppo fans giving Saka the respect applause, I am beyond being able to hardman that it means the game's gone or whatever

Arsenal getting Delapped again is so beautiful

Kind of hard to argue Leno wasn’t being impeded, tbh.

Roffle

deems in with the 'foul on the keeper' in 3...2...

oh SV got there first lol

Leno isnt impeded hes just surrounded

Joke defending

Fifty years ago a defence would deal with a throw-in that did not initially appear likely to beat the first man

Carragher's gone 1.0 Savage

You could let a ball bounce twice in the street

carra will have relished the opportunity to put the boot in on the arsenal

And you know why? It was oudda respect

both of Brentford's subs being called Mads is somehow hilarious

Danish moneyball regens all the way down

and a Marcus to ruin it

that's a fairly amazing save

Thy was quite a Pro Evo (RIP) passage of play all round

Brilliant save, lovely cutback and hit

Well, that's a vibe

Per a friend

I am not an Arsenal fan, I am an Arsenal masochist. Get it right.

— Spin Lizzy (@hairmetaldad) August 13, 2021

They won't get to play arsenal every week but great start for brentford. Toney looked the business despite not scoring

Actual takeons in the box, forgot that was even allowed

A breath of fresh air indeed

I'm too deeply ensconced in petty old little league feuds to wish Brentford too much goodwill. I want to see them a getting proper arseholing at some point. And the manager is a fucking tool.

classic calz

Posts vmic

Arteta really is the David Brent of football, his pep lite football theories simply don't harness much of the talent he has at his disposal. A man lost in sexy football lingo and ideas but unable to see what's in front of him, arteta out...from an arsenal fan!!. Ben White was soo slow to react for both goals, what a nightmare start, welcome to the club, pal!!

that said, i didn't see much preseason but was impressed by partey and felt nkeitah was very sharp and ready.....then both are injured and out for weeks, then BOTH laca and auba get injured days before the season starts?!? Brentford deserved the win against our cursed lot!!

Pogba has three assists inside an hour.

And Bruno completes his hat-trick

Brentford's plunge down the table begins

David Brentford

Fourth Pogba assist too.

I hope Lewis O'Brien is watching this

This has presumably also fucked my secret plan of placing a modest sum on Poor Timo for Golden Boot next season, I hadn't checked the odds but I assumed I could provide for My Mother in her dotage with the proceeds, he is due, but not happening now I guess

was about to go "jfc we'll be chasing the match for 90" and then they pull off that amazing counter-attack.

beautiful. where has that been all year.

nevermind

fuck uuuuuuuu Du Bruyne

fuck this. a hat trick in 20 mins

I'm very concerned about Leeds Utd rn, oh dear

I'd rather see Burnley go down, to be honest.

If Burnley go down I'll just be mad at Everton and Leeds for fucking around and making Burnley being relegated somehow disappointing

Gotta love Leeds fans hysterically jeering every misplaced pass and off target shot while down to 10 men, getting pasted and on the way to relegation

not sure if naming this thread the way I did means that Burnley have to go down or cannot go down

I want Leeds to go down just so they can have a honest-to-goodness derby match, instead of this laughable pretence that this piddling one-sided M62 derby is actually a thing to anyone other than Leeds fans. Lol at the moment it's 10/3 that we play Man Utd next season and 10/11 that Leeds are playing Rotherham.

Jesse Marsch has passed a note to Kalvin Phillips which simply reads 'yeeeeeeeee haw'

— Major Charles Bad Back (@JoeStephenson96) May 8, 2022

Losing to fucking NORWICH

O_O

City falling apart.

This is no way to say goodbye to half our first team ☹️

That was v much a Wolves goal lol

Get the Spurs lads on boiled rice and bottled water until Sunday night.

That was a superb performance by Newcastle, Joelinton in particular. Outplayed and outcompeted Arsenal from the start.

Still remember the last time we played a relegated club in our final match just needing a point to finish above Arsenal mind

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Please let this be true.

Mourinho heading back to the #PremierLeague?
💥Newcastle are trying to tempt the Portuguese coach... Will he accept? pic.twitter.com/SxiOIRg7t1

— MARCA in English (@MARCAinENGLISH) May 16, 2022

i was hoping they could blow this momentum next season, that should be just the ticket

This would be an example of the saudis not really having a clue, compared to qatar or abu dhabi, what they're doing, for all the infinite cash they can bring to bear

Basically, lol quarter witted bonesaw cunts

Patrick Vieira kicking an Everton fan to the ground 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/p6fVvYnzTd

— Breezy (@UtdBreezy) May 19, 2022

lol, stupid pitch invader tangles with the wrong guy.

dock them 5 points. or 6, or 7, however many it takes

agreed. you're talking about vieira's lot right

He played for Arsenal
He kicked a fucking wool

speaking truth to poor

@Carra23 wash your mouth before you talk about me and everton and I don't respect you 💩

— Richarlison Andrade (@richarlison97) May 20, 2022

ffs

Unreal pic.twitter.com/c92J4vywLj

— Frankie (@frankie_efc) May 19, 2022

I was at the Saints U18 cup final last night and there was a mini pitch invasion. All good lols I suppose, except there were kids of 5 and 6 queued up waiting for the cup presentation, clearly watching and getting wound up by it. The little fella in front of me was bellowing at a steward to 'go home'.

22 May: feast day of St Rita di Cascia, Patrona of "lost and impossible causes". So, Liverpool then...

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City losing but Liverpool failing to beat Wolves would be perhaps the funniest of all possible outcomes.

neither of us will have enough players left at this rate

Burnley on their way to the little leagues.

Laporte is the only City player to have had a shot on target so far.

Never in doubt….

Bananaman Begins owes me one for this thread title

23 goals (no pens) https://t.co/xSXPHsFISa pic.twitter.com/cBLyTpHqEk

— Eric Dier (@ericdier) May 22, 2022

Xp if you're claiming credit for keeping leeds up i'm not thanking you for that

You got what you wanted!

Monkey's paw lol

Congrats to City! Well deserved!

congrats to Leeds, your chump of a manager will be gone by october!

sorry, what pic.twitter.com/gKQvNtbYYW

— Stefan Bielik (@prstskrzkrk) May 22, 2022

more like perp guardiola

Like to think Citeh have a platoon of ball boys surgically altered to have entirely smooth, featureless faces

First club to really embrace the transhuman

City really like to keep their fans on their toes eh. Well done though.

no doubt not possible under their contracts and counter productive in terms of 'losing the dressing room' but if i were a manager i would be seriously tempted to fine canos at least a months wages for that shit yesterday. getting booked for taking your shirt off is such a pure example of ego over team that i'm amazed managers let players get away with it.

also i both understand and at the same time don't really understand the emphasis the media/punditry class put on individual players winning trophies. those medals clearly mean something well after retirement but from the outside looking in it feels like grealish should be more satisfied with last season than this. record signing, attacking player, most important domestic game your team plays in the entire season, everything is going wrong and the coach doesn't see you as the answer?

everton surely going down next season assuming they're not allowed to buy any players. must have the most unathletic team in the league. had forgotten that dele alli was there now, and will no doubt forget again by october.

They’re surely going to have to attempt to sell the club.