That postcode looks Tory to me 🤔
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:29 (four years ago) link
Howdy everybody! This is Rhonda! I am back from vacation -- or shall I say, yaycation? Anyhoo, I wanted y'all to have a heads up that Jan in Purchasing just let me know that we no longer have a contract with Imago Industries due to various .... irregularities ... so, any person or persons representing themselves as being from that entity are no longer allowed in the buildings, parking structures, or within 50 feet of any official company signage. Yee-haw!!!
Warmest Regards Y'all,Rhonda!
― sarahell, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 20:05 (four years ago) link
👀👀
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 December 2019 00:20 (four years ago) link
imago, my office, now.
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 13:44 (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 December 2019 14:55 (four years ago) link
Got him good today
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 December 2019 14:56 (four years ago) link
pants down and all
― Bublé in the changer, I wish I was dead (Neanderthal), Sunday, 22 December 2019 15:08 (four years ago) link
just imago, pls folks
and HR
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 December 2019 15:14 (four years ago) link
Neanderthal,
This is Rhonda. I would just like to remind you that we operate in a shame-free workplace culture where we do not comment on our colleagues' attire (or lack thereof). If you have a concern about whether your colleague choice of pants or pantslessness is appropriate for the workplace, please communicate that privately to me, your superior, or leave a message in our Peoplenet-powered inbox, using the Peoplenet platform, that according to my records, you received several trainings in how to use. If you did not, in fact, attend the Peoplenet trainings, this is a separate HR issue.
Warmest Regards,Rhonda
― sarahell, Sunday, 22 December 2019 21:33 (four years ago) link
Dear Rhonda,
It's only fair that you, too, should see the following email. It's been lingering in my spam folder for weeks:
She was gonna be my wifeAnd I was gonna be her man(Oh Rhonda)But she let another guy come between usAnd it shattered our plans(Oh Rhonda)
Please advise.
Kind regards,
László
― pomenitul, Sunday, 22 December 2019 22:15 (four years ago) link
Laszlo,
In Module 2 of the Peoplenet platform training, which it appears you were not present for, correspondence like this should be reported, assigned a trouble ticket (TroTick) number, and uploaded to the Peoplenet HR inbox. That is, if this correspondence came from, or appeared to originate from an internal email. If it did not, and you are unable to follow the protocols for deletion of spam, then please see Mr. Dmac in IT for guidance.
― sarahell, Sunday, 22 December 2019 23:36 (four years ago) link
Attention Appreciated Colleagues,
It has come to my attention that we have experienced a significant lack of attendance at the mandatory Peoplenet training sessions for our new Peoplenet interdepartmental communications platform. I feel compelled to remind you that we all need to integrate with Peoplenet, because Peoplenet Is Made Out of People!
― sarahell, Sunday, 22 December 2019 23:43 (four years ago) link
you aren't Rhonda
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Monday, 23 December 2019 00:01 (four years ago) link
darragh would like to recall: Re: PeopleNet attendance
Karl Malone is Out of the Office today, returning November 18th. If you have any urgent concerns, especially about Operation Dennis, please contact Darraghmac
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 23 December 2019 00:17 (four years ago) link
Fuck you all!
I got a job at Dicks Last Resort.
Here is a picture of my dingus.
Attachment: Neanersweiner.png
― Bublé in the changer, I wish I was dead (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 December 2019 00:27 (four years ago) link
Hey guys, just checking in from my vacation and — JFC, someone call HR
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 23 December 2019 00:31 (four years ago) link
I STILL HAVE EMAIL PRIVILEGES FOR A FEW MINUTES.
I HAVE A CONFESSION
I HID THREE DEAD RATS SOMEWHERE IN THE OFFICE
― Bublé in the changer, I wish I was dead (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 December 2019 00:33 (four years ago) link
I just...from the CEO, it seems like a bad example, that’s all I’m saying. Rhonda, can you go ahead and start the firing process? Let HR know it was darrahgmac’s idea, please.
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 23 December 2019 01:00 (four years ago) link
typo, I meant dmac
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 23 December 2019 01:02 (four years ago) link
?
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Friday, 27 December 2019 01:17 (four years ago) link
meow
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 27 December 2019 13:16 (four years ago) link
What’s a t-roll?
― pomenitul, Friday, 27 December 2019 13:24 (four years ago) link
meow meow
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 27 December 2019 13:25 (four years ago) link
a new challenger has appeared
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Friday, 27 December 2019 13:52 (four years ago) link
on a related note
did the "meow" reflex response exist before super troopers
theres a moment in cats and dogs (great movie btw) where our villain breaks down into paroxysms of delight at his own genius and it turns into a proto-meow reflex
but was it out there before that
im sure ive told the story where i was in the middle of a disastrous interview for a job before and was getting in so little between the holding forth of the interviewer on his own brilliance that i started to play the meow game, to my own growing horror as i realised that i couldnt rly stop once id started.
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Friday, 27 December 2019 13:55 (four years ago) link
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Monday, 30 December 2019 20:31 (four years ago) link
imago
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Friday, 10 January 2020 15:37 (four years ago) link
office re dennis at once pls
Hey did you hear imago saw someone die in the lunchroom and they're trying to coordinate his statement with authorities?
CC: All
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 January 2020 15:56 (four years ago) link
snoball runs into conference room
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Friday, 10 January 2020 16:22 (four years ago) link
they call me 'agent threadkiller'
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/10/us/politics/russia-hacking-disinformation-election.html
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 10 January 2020 17:50 (four years ago) link
phase two is imminent and i want to remind you all that there are strict non-disclosure agreements in place regarding op den, rhonda has the details wheres rhonda
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 08:50 (four years ago) link
Id like to thank each of you for coming today, and, indeed, for the hard work each of you has contributed to our mission and goals this year.
Someone once said "I have a dream".
I, too, have a dream. A dream that our organisation will soon be free of paper-based timesheets
the concept of starting a midlevel Q2 CEO update with an "i have a dream" segue of this type is recalled from actual experience btw
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 09:17 (four years ago) link
got that job i mewed my way through and all
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 12:02 (four years ago) link
― Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Monday, 20 January 2020 17:29 (four years ago) link
https://assets.simpleviewcms.com/simpleview/image/fetch/c_fill,f_jpg,h_605,q_65,w_1200/https://media.newmindmedia.com/TellUs/image/%3Ffile%3DE203F600E66492216BD0EA3B3822537AEB319D1E.jpg%26dh%3D533%26dw%3D800%26t%3D4
― pomenitul, Monday, 20 January 2020 17:33 (four years ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/95/Troldhaugen_in_Bergen.jpg/1024px-Troldhaugen_in_Bergen.jpg
things gather pace
events may overtake us
― Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Monday, 20 January 2020 17:34 (four years ago) link
You've changed.
― pomenitul, Monday, 20 January 2020 17:35 (four years ago) link
you will ofc be aware that in such a designation the other variable is the observer's capacity for befuddlement
allow me to further muddy water by suggesting an advance troll technique:
the observer so puzzled by whether or not something is a troll or not that any third party onlooker (and indeed the original subject, the suspected troll themselves) might wonder whether or not the perplexed-possible-trollée is not infact a faux-trolled-troll
fuckit mordy got in there
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 August 2019 14:32 (five months ago) bookmarkflaglink
lol tim
i think to troll one must be on at least some level intending to troll, so i disagree nv
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 August 2019 14:33 (five months ago) bookmarkflaglink
we shall, possibly, have to lurk under that bridge when we come to it
For there to be trolling, intent is paramount. Except, of course, the most successful specimens rely on the trollee's structural inability to reliably decipher the troll's exact intentions. In other words, the best trolling may or may not be an instance of trolling at all.
Apologies for restating the obvious.
xps
― pomenitul, Thursday, 15 August 2019 14:33 (five months ago) bookmarkflaglink
Feel like an essential component of trolling is the ethos that self-amusement/-satisfaction > comity.
― Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 August 2019 14:34 (five months ago) bookmarkflaglink
eh yes and no
the intent is from the pov of the troll and therefore, while it can be unknown from outside, it can never have an actual value of unknown
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 August 2019 14:35 (five months ago) bookmarkflaglink
xp
Necessary but not sufficient, my criterion.
― Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 August 2019 14:36 (five months ago) bookmarkflaglink
'What if the troll doesn't know that he's trolling?'
– Donald Rumsfeld
― pomenitul, Thursday, 15 August 2019 14:36 (five months ago) bookmarkflaglink
was socrates a troll? what if yr asking a disingenuous question meant to provoke someone's assumption bc you believe there's value to be extracted from the conflict even if you don't necessarily 100% believe yr method of provocation inherently (asking questions etc)
― Mordy, Thursday, 15 August 2019 14:36 (five months ago) bookmarkflaglink
but the person intent upon behaving as if each new item in the world that does not please then were a troll, the trollée-näif if you will, what are we to make of this particular subtroll?
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 August 2019 14:36 (five months ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Monday, 20 January 2020 17:49 (four years ago) link
not sure what I think of phase two so far, feels premature? note that I am simply seeking clarification here & do not aim to offend
― opden gnash (imago), Thursday, 23 January 2020 15:54 (four years ago) link
rhonda will send forth instructions to those that need them as and when
― Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 January 2020 16:01 (four years ago) link
colleagues,
it has come to level 3 management team's attention that no one (darraghmac) even tried to get lucrative sponsors for the 200,000th thread anticipation, celebration, and physical fights thread. even fyre had lucrative sponsors. we need answers, and we need them yesterday.
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 23 January 2020 16:13 (four years ago) link
wait who's my manager
wait I quit
wait I got rehired
I forget what episode this is
*explodes*
― i've seen no good people (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 January 2020 16:16 (four years ago) link
Rhoda,
See above.
Have already raised issues with this colleague. The question of sponsorship was the subject of a detailed response hosted on the shared "200k thread celebration" teamsite a week ago.
I'm not responsible, that I'm aware, for ensuring that every one of my colleagues is checking these important libraries.
Appreciate a steer on how I might handle this ongoing harassment.
Rgds,
Darragh
cc. Rhonda, Rita, Randy, Ronnie
― Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 January 2020 16:17 (four years ago) link
i am filling out my annual evaluations for all of you right now. please do fill out your _anonymous_ evaluation of the job i'm doing as well, keeping in mind that each of you are working in different locations and i can filter the anonymous evaluations by location.
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 23 January 2020 16:28 (four years ago) link
the original question was about trolling btw
― Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 11:04 (four years ago) link
fred otm
― Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Monday, 27 January 2020 15:46 (yesterday) link
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 11:16 (four years ago) link
I'll take that as a cosign.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 11:20 (four years ago) link
And don't forget to nominate a preferred weapon for your upcoming duel, comrade:
Post here when you want to shit on someone passive aggressively until they see it and start a fight with you ITT
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 11:23 (four years ago) link