Post here when you want to shit on someone passive aggressively until they see it and start a fight with you ITT

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we're through the looking glass bitches

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 January 2020 17:09 (six months ago) link

Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Monday, 27 January 2020 17:10 (six months ago) link

What are the rules?

pomenitul, Monday, 27 January 2020 17:11 (six months ago) link

Do we need seconds?

pomenitul, Monday, 27 January 2020 17:12 (six months ago) link

1) shit on someone while pretending you had no intent of saying what you said
2) wait for them to show up and fight back
3) ???????
4) Profit

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 January 2020 17:12 (six months ago) link

Err, they (no socks allowed).

xp

pomenitul, Monday, 27 January 2020 17:12 (six months ago) link

5) No socks or dogs allowed

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 January 2020 17:13 (six months ago) link

6) valid passport needed

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 January 2020 17:13 (six months ago) link

could we move this to ILTMI -- unless we aren't talking about literally shitting on someone

sarahell, Monday, 27 January 2020 17:15 (six months ago) link

passive-aggressive poops

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 January 2020 17:15 (six months ago) link

The fightback begins here now!

xyzzzz__, Monday, 27 January 2020 18:14 (six months ago) link

Is it possible for the aggressive act of shitting on someone to also be passive? Would be a game changer.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 January 2020 18:29 (six months ago) link

there's a touch of relaxation at the crucial moment

j., Monday, 27 January 2020 18:31 (six months ago) link

But is the unclenching not willed?

pomenitul, Monday, 27 January 2020 18:34 (six months ago) link

Can the subanus speak

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 January 2020 18:36 (six months ago) link

i could imagine a scenario where the aggressive shitter is atop the human toilet and they do a form of autoerotic asphyxiation and accidentally die and then evacuate their bowels onto/into the partner -- thus, considering they are deceased when the shit happens, it would be passive, though originally aggressive?

sarahell, Monday, 27 January 2020 18:36 (six months ago) link

perhaps it is part of a group activity -- some grotesque human centipede type deal

sarahell, Monday, 27 January 2020 18:37 (six months ago) link

maybe someone could post some relevant images and this thread could be ... re-branded?

sarahell, Monday, 27 January 2020 18:37 (six months ago) link

Yes but can you pinpoint the exact moment when life and therefore the self-enabling illusion of free will cease for good? I would argue that an undead act of defecation would be neither passive nor aggressive. We might just need another thread for this.

pomenitul, Monday, 27 January 2020 18:39 (six months ago) link

Georges Bataille please post on ilx the revolution is happening

xyzzzz__, Monday, 27 January 2020 18:40 (six months ago) link

how would it not be passive?

sarahell, Monday, 27 January 2020 19:14 (six months ago) link

guys

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 27 January 2020 20:39 (six months ago) link

how would it not be passive?

The effect is passive but the cause is not. Schrödinger's newborn defecating ghoul.

pomenitul, Monday, 27 January 2020 21:01 (six months ago) link

Anyway, we're getting sidetracked. Which ILX nemeses are on first?

https://www.historyanswers.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/All-About-History-duel.jpg

pomenitul, Monday, 27 January 2020 21:04 (six months ago) link

Is it possible for the aggressive act of shitting on someone to also be passive? Would be a game changer.

― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Monday, January 27, 2020 1:29 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Ooooooooops. Although they do say "Never trust a fart."

Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 00:37 (six months ago) link

xp - I'm sorry, but this thread is better used for philosophical discussions about scatological matters.

sarahell, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 06:40 (six months ago) link

new board description

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 06:41 (six months ago) link

The effect is passive but the cause is not.

The cause being the natural voiding of the bowels upon death is pretty damn passive ... or is it the fact that it was somewhat self-inflicted? I guess you could compare it to someone being shot accidentally by a ricocheting bullet -- the act of shooting (picking up on yr surrealist reference upthread) is definitely not passive ... but still I wouldn't say it was neither passive nor aggressive, but potentially both.

sarahell, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 06:48 (six months ago) link

or is it the fact that it was somewhat self-inflicted?

Whosoever indulges in erotic auto-asphyxiation is in fact remotely inviting the outcome under discussion. Which brings us to the real question: in scatological matters, should we favour compatibilism or non-compatibilism?

pomenitul, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 09:51 (six months ago) link

Is passivity necessarily defined by an attendant consciousness in a state of repose? By which I mean, can it only be said that an entity has passively defecated when that same entity is also capable of consciously blasting a dook on command?

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 12:38 (six months ago) link

I believe so, yes, although we must concurrently allow that the aforementioned dook is a special case of standing-reserve (Bestand), as Heidegger would have it. In other words, there is a more or less narrow window of activity wherein Dasein may draw upon its potential for unclenchedness so as to achieve the desired effect, which implies that we must imperatively distinguish between moments of absolute passivity (Dasein, even at its most willing, is physiologically unable to unleash the dook), moments of potential activity (for a time, Dasein may choose to withhold the dook or not) and moments of absolute activity (the dook must be dropped forthwith), which are in fact… indistinguishable from moments of absolute passivity in that the dook consequently takes over and imprints its will upon its purportedly 'human' progenitor, negating the latter's proverbial aptitude for self-willed activity in the process! This of course leads us back to the very paradox that sarahell and yours truly have touched on, each in our own idiom, yet we may also allow that periodic alternation is in fact the crux of the matter.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 12:55 (six months ago) link

too much bloviating not enough shittin'

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 13:42 (six months ago) link

I challenge you to convincingly distinguish between the two.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 13:43 (six months ago) link

Can you all hold off on the actual physical fight until the 200,000th thread celebration and physical fight takes place? Only about 30 new threads to go, should be a fun time, and potentially some great fights on the bill

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 15:07 (six months ago) link

25 threads to go even!

I saw we throw the two newest posters in the arena.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 15:08 (six months ago) link

Damn, now there's a solid suggestion. Everyone's gotta prove themselves worthy of ILXdom after all.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 15:10 (six months ago) link

newest poster vs oldest poster or gtfo imo

the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 15:11 (six months ago) link

Do we even know who the oldest poster is tho.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 15:12 (six months ago) link

It's Ned. And if it's not Ned, it's still Ned.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 15:12 (six months ago) link

How are his pugilistic skills faring?

pomenitul, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 15:13 (six months ago) link

get raggett greased up, stat

the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 15:14 (six months ago) link

HADOUKEN

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 15:14 (six months ago) link

who's our newest poster tho? and how can we be sure that ned's not gonna be facing off against a dick-pill bot

the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 15:15 (six months ago) link

Saw someone breathing new life into a 'Prouders' dn. Probably a sock though.

In a way, Fred B. will always be the newest poster.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 15:15 (six months ago) link

and how can we be sure that ned's not gonna be facing off against a dick-pill bot

A dick-pill bot? On ilx?! Heavens!

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 15:16 (six months ago) link

Our middlemost poster will oversee the duel.

Dick-pill bots should be allowed imho, look where anthropocentrism has gotten us.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 15:17 (six months ago) link

i for one welcome our new dick-pill bot overlords

the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 15:17 (six months ago) link

👀

xp

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 15:18 (six months ago) link

HADOUUUUUUUUUKEEEEN

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 15:21 (six months ago) link

Tell me why no flames coming out

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 15:23 (six months ago) link

connecticut comptroller dick pillbot

the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 15:26 (six months ago) link

Soundtrack: Bob Dylan - 'Leopard-Dick Pill-Bot Hat'

pomenitul, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 15:29 (six months ago) link

lol

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 15:30 (six months ago) link

leopard-dick ... as in the dick is ... spotted? Oi mates! What 'orrible newsie-wewsies!

sarahell, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 21:12 (six months ago) link

43: Weyes Blood - “Movies” - 228 points - 8 votes - 1 number 1 vote

This is vile lol. May the cinema die.

― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, January 29, 2020 6:28 AM

pomenitul, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 11:58 (six months ago) link

You were supposed to post it itt. Every duel has its rules, even on ilxor.com.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 11:58 (six months ago) link

fightclub.jpg

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 12:17 (six months ago) link

three weeks pass...

can’t believe anyone would think a guy who doesn’t know anything about politics would start to, nor that someone who routinely follows people around threads and then goes off on them deserves any benefit of the doubt. complete and total mystery!

ps everyone who’s going to steam in like “waaaah what about civility” doesn’t seem that interested in it when we’re having to put up with this guy derail yet another thread with completely unrelated grudges!

median punt (gyac), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 20:12 (five months ago) link

Just admit you got it wrong, ffs

Frederik B, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 20:18 (five months ago) link

the system works

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 20:19 (five months ago) link

👨‍⚕️

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 20:19 (five months ago) link

Well fuck civility

Frederik B, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 20:19 (five months ago) link

waiting for the subanus to start speaking rn

sarahell, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 22:21 (five months ago) link

three months pass...

any beefs? here the place!

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 June 2020 05:55 (two months ago) link

I've heard beef makes you shit more. Is this true?

pomenitul, Sunday, 7 June 2020 13:56 (two months ago) link

I once sonned indie rapper Vordul after an AOL beef

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Sunday, 7 June 2020 14:12 (two months ago) link

omg ur the wite kid???!!!

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 June 2020 14:30 (two months ago) link

yup. where is he now lmao

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Sunday, 7 June 2020 14:36 (two months ago) link

yo Vordul!

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 June 2020 14:38 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

GET IN HERE, BOB GUCCIONE

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Saturday, 1 August 2020 17:28 (one week ago) link

more like Bran “Unwell“

flopson, Saturday, 1 August 2020 21:59 (one week ago) link

Give it a rest.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 1 August 2020 22:01 (one week ago) link

If people want to see another poster momentarily silenced, that’s what FP is there for

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 1 August 2020 22:08 (one week ago) link

I’m in favor of fighting fire with fire but I’m not in favor of pass-agg when the board itself provides a straightforward pass-agg button that anybody can use on a whim

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 1 August 2020 22:10 (one week ago) link


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