a made-up queercore Wuvable Oaf fantasy
I have no idea what this reference is, but I want you to explain it to me in person.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 16:29 (five years ago) link
stevieeee that all sounds fantastic and honey, i think about you too. i've actually been following your romance on the Facebook and it just seems so lovely. i'm glad you found him.
― surm, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 16:46 (five years ago) link
this my boyfriend http://www.fantagraphics.com/wuvable-oaf/
― vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 16:46 (five years ago) link
omg that IS your boyfriendhi stevie!
― flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 17:05 (five years ago) link
Every time I see a photo of your boyfriend I feel like I'm seeing a post-credits happy ending vignette
― flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 17:06 (five years ago) link
I had a nightmare last night about my ex-bf yelling at me, and I woke up and it was 4:45am, so I walked down to the 24/7 to buy a stupid kombucha (it's a good sleep aid, oddly). I walked by an early-riser whose car was stuck in a snowdrift and I stopped to help him shovel and push. It took about 12 minutes and we were successful, he offered to buy me breakfast but I declined. I went on to the store and bought the stupid kombucha and walked back in the snowy night with frozen fingers. I washed my face and applied a moisturizer by a company whose former CEO killed himself a couple weeks ago. I got into bed and my boyfriend asked me what was wrong and I told him about the nightmare and cried a little. He drew me in close and told me he loved me more than anything else in the world. I went back to sleep for a few hours and then got up and made scrambled eggs, back bacon, sliced tomatoes and rye toast. My back yard is 3-feet deep in show and I enjoyed watching my dog struggle to navigate it while she was doing her morning pee. When she came inside, I sang to her, "Audrey you're a young dog, good dog, playing in the yard, gonna be a big dog someday / you got snow on your face, big disgrace, wagging your tail all over the place / we will, we will walk you". Then I got some e-mails from clients asking for revisions and I am waiting for phone calls with further instructions. I am listening to Morton Feldman's 2nd String Quartet (again, it's been on repeat the last few days).
― flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 17:12 (five years ago) link
"Audrey you're a young dog, good dog, playing in the yard, gonna be a big dog someday / you got snow on your face, big disgrace, wagging your tail all over the place / we will, we will walk you"
I love it! I improvised dog-related song parodies all the time, the ones that have stuck in our house being those based on Sheila E's "Holly Rock" and the "Marty Moose" song from National Lampoon's Vacation.
In gayer news, I recorded Querelle from TCM the other night and am both excited and slightly nervous to watch.
― Timothée Charalambides (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 17:34 (five years ago) link
I'm getting close to three years with my dude, and it's like I don't even recognize myself anymore, reading previous gay threads.
― forrest drumpf (Eric H.), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 18:36 (five years ago) link
I should use a moisturizer, I'm 31 and people often guess mid to late 20s so I guess I have decent skin so far in life and I'd like to maintain that? Should I get an SPF facial moisturizer?
― vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 18:38 (five years ago) link
THREE YEARS !!! ??? does this mean you've learned to enjoy life's carnal pleasures???
Up to and including last night, yeah! (We were hoping to host a third, but the weather outside was frightful.)
― forrest drumpf (Eric H.), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 18:42 (five years ago) link
I feel like we have all grown so much
― vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 18:45 (five years ago) link
I'm growing right now.
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 18:46 (five years ago) link
Congrats, Eric!
― Timothée Charalambides (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 18:46 (five years ago) link
SOMUCH
― surm, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 18:46 (five years ago) link
No more growing for me, thx
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 18:50 (five years ago) link
nore of a show-er
After the just-the-two-of-us romp, we had someone else over to watch Cold War.
― forrest drumpf (Eric H.), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 18:56 (five years ago) link
We're kinda boring, no?
― forrest drumpf (Eric H.), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 18:57 (five years ago) link
Byron couldn't have said it more graciously.
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:05 (five years ago) link
plz come to New York when it's not cold, y'all
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:10 (five years ago) link
fg(ti)'s romance: what is love today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTHOaWoiTnc
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 21:17 (five years ago) link
oh wow
― flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 21:48 (five years ago) link
I love it so much
― fgti's romance (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 21:49 (five years ago) link
:D
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 21:51 (five years ago) link
apropos of nothing I feel like some of you would enjoy thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DynEaqObnQ
― vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 23:23 (five years ago) link
Guess what song the expression "apropos of nothing" reminds me ofI feel like u can guess this stevo
― surm, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 06:13 (five years ago) link
all i wanna dois guess this song
― vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 14:08 (five years ago) link
!!! :-)
― surm, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 14:26 (five years ago) link
Gays, claim your song/chapter:
Madonna: Classic Or Dud
― forrest drumpf (Eric H.), Thursday, 31 January 2019 01:24 (five years ago) link
who?
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 January 2019 01:26 (five years ago) link
Morbs gets whatever's left over (probably "In This Life").
― Timothée Charalambides (cryptosicko), Thursday, 31 January 2019 01:27 (five years ago) link
He can regale readers with his tales of lunches spent with Gershwin.
― forrest drumpf (Eric H.), Thursday, 31 January 2019 01:27 (five years ago) link
I could've touched her when she and Sean Penn were in mid-grope in the summer of '86 (Metropolitan Opera House aisle after a Robin Williams stand-up show). Instead, I squeezed past. Walked on by, you might say.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 January 2019 01:29 (five years ago) link
*owned, bitchez*
hi y'all
― clouds, Thursday, 31 January 2019 01:57 (five years ago) link
i'm drinking rose cava and listening to sade
it's pretty gay
― clouds, Thursday, 31 January 2019 01:58 (five years ago) link
I'm eating a quarter of a pink cookie and sipping cab and about to watch Morbs' beloved They All Laughed.
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 January 2019 02:05 (five years ago) link
I hope there's weed in that cookie
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 January 2019 02:11 (five years ago) link
He Didn't Laughed
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 January 2019 02:22 (five years ago) link
He never Her
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Thursday, 31 January 2019 02:23 (five years ago) link
I don't know what that's a reference to but it's a reference to something, that's for sure.
i actually thought of "you never her" at work the other day and lol'd
― clouds, Thursday, 31 January 2019 02:33 (five years ago) link
what is it?!
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Thursday, 31 January 2019 02:38 (five years ago) link
oh, i did mean to write "you never her" not what I wrote there.
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Thursday, 31 January 2019 02:39 (five years ago) link
oh fuck, it's an ILX only meme.
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Thursday, 31 January 2019 02:41 (five years ago) link
Clearly none of you ever her
― fgti's romance (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 31 January 2019 03:14 (five years ago) link
never been to her
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 January 2019 04:46 (five years ago) link
I turn 40 this year and am going to Palm Springs. Prove me wrong.
― forrest drumpf (Eric H.), Friday, 1 February 2019 16:17 (five years ago) link
I'm in the library and it's sunny. Prove me wrong.
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 February 2019 16:18 (five years ago) link
It's raining and I'm not in the library!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 29 June 2019 15:09 (four years ago) link
It's the Stonewall queens' birthday
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 29 June 2019 17:23 (four years ago) link
(or Thursday was)
Stonewall the QUEER SUMMER 2019
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 29 June 2019 17:24 (four years ago) link