Liverpool have 2nd sewn up - EPL 2018/19

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Matt DC, Thursday, 2 August 2018 09:31 (eight months ago) Permalink

HE'S READY:

Ashley Williams, Kevin Mirallas, Cuco Martina and Nikola Vlasic have been told to train away from Everton’s first team squad by Marco Silva.

— paul joyce (@_pauljoyce) August 2, 2018

Classic AVB move here from Silva. This will end well.

Matt DC, Thursday, 2 August 2018 09:33 (eight months ago) Permalink

http://english.chosun.com/site/data/img_dir/2018/08/01/2018080100873_0.jpg

HE'S READY FOR SOMETHING ELSE

ogmor, Thursday, 2 August 2018 09:37 (eight months ago) Permalink

xps Haven't Stoke signed Ashley Williams?

groovypanda, Thursday, 2 August 2018 09:40 (eight months ago) Permalink

fuck me, didn't realise that old football hooligan Ronnie Jepson was at Cardiff with Warnock. I once saw him making an absolute pissed up prick out himself on a train and would say he is a deeply unpleasant and violent idiot to say the least. Welcome to the Prem lads!

calzino, Thursday, 2 August 2018 09:46 (eight months ago) Permalink

im over this season already tbh

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 August 2018 09:56 (eight months ago) Permalink

Shouldn't the EPL be mentioned somewhere in the title? Or has the EPL just swallowed football whole? (Silly question)

Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 August 2018 10:00 (eight months ago) Permalink

I can't believe Cardiff are starting a Premier campaign with Lee Peltier at RB and Danny Ward amongst the forwards, no wonder Warnock will gone by October.

calzino, Thursday, 2 August 2018 10:05 (eight months ago) Permalink

Warnock is one of these managers where the same backroom and same garbage players follow him about from club to club like a bad smell. Yeah he's had loads of promotions and I used to love him when I was a kid (early 20's tbf!), but it is probably a good thing that his crude methods are just not good enough for the Prem.

calzino, Thursday, 2 August 2018 10:14 (eight months ago) Permalink

Literally everything about Cardiff is unpleasant and I hope they go straight back down with the lowest point score in history.

Lots of chatter about Spurs bidding £30m for Lewis Cook, who is exactly the sort of player we could do with and one I can see really improving under Poch.

Matt DC, Thursday, 2 August 2018 10:27 (eight months ago) Permalink

Also Chelsea chasing Grealish too now apparently

groovypanda, Thursday, 2 August 2018 10:32 (eight months ago) Permalink

Kid's had his head turned by JT

imago, Thursday, 2 August 2018 10:34 (eight months ago) Permalink

Poor RLC.

Matt DC, Thursday, 2 August 2018 10:48 (eight months ago) Permalink

with winks seeming to be quite a similar player would it possible be a case of too many cooks

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 August 2018 11:39 (eight months ago) Permalink

I am literally threadbanning you for that.

Matt DC, Thursday, 2 August 2018 11:46 (eight months ago) Permalink

test

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 August 2018 12:55 (eight months ago) Permalink

wouldve been deserved cant lie

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 August 2018 12:56 (eight months ago) Permalink

Ahmed Musa is off to KSA, apparently. 25's p young to go there, though I can't recall a KSA team paying this much for a player.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 2 August 2018 13:44 (eight months ago) Permalink

Shouldn't the EPL be mentioned somewhere in the title? Or has the EPL just swallowed football whole? (Silly question)

Also, why is it on ILE and not on ILF?

Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 August 2018 15:45 (eight months ago) Permalink

was always an ile thread

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 August 2018 15:45 (eight months ago) Permalink

Too big for ILF.

I've never wanted Aberdeen to win a football match more:

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/08/01/football/brexit-burnley-back-in-europe-spt-intl/index.html

As a Dons fan I know posted the other day, when Burnley qualified for Europe all they had was a dream and 120 million quid.

Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 August 2018 15:52 (eight months ago) Permalink

about time the ILX Dyche backlash gathered pace, the guys a fucking degenerate!

calzino, Thursday, 2 August 2018 16:25 (eight months ago) Permalink

and don't get me started on the good people of Burnley!

calzino, Thursday, 2 August 2018 16:26 (eight months ago) Permalink

I put EPL in the thread title, in case people get confused and think we mean the Liverpool that play in Scotland or Abu Dhabi.

Matt DC, Thursday, 2 August 2018 18:50 (eight months ago) Permalink

can’t believe kane’s golden boot hasn’t earned him a move to a big club

||||||||, Thursday, 2 August 2018 19:04 (eight months ago) Permalink

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liverpool_F.C._(Montevideo)

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 2 August 2018 19:19 (eight months ago) Permalink

people might want to use the search function to find the EPL thread!

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 August 2018 19:22 (eight months ago) Permalink

Burnley - Aberdeen into extra time

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 August 2018 20:46 (eight months ago) Permalink

Game over, stupid fucking handball penalty.

Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 August 2018 21:12 (eight months ago) Permalink

Joe Hart + Ben Gibson look done deals to Burnley. Both of them passing Dyche's stringent criteria for what makes a solid Burnley signing.

we've now beaten 3 decent top tier Euro sides(Lyon,Bolagna,RB Liepzig) 3-1, 2-1, and finally 3-0 just now. We're ready!

calzino, Friday, 3 August 2018 17:11 (eight months ago) Permalink

Adama Traore signing for us this morning. Domagoj Vida signing for...somebody?...this week. Love this jigsaw we're building.

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 August 2018 09:28 (eight months ago) Permalink

Middlesborough seem to be having a very FFP friendly window, probably watching the QPR situation. I expect us to be linked with Caveleiro .. again, when this is confirmed.

calzino, Monday, 6 August 2018 09:50 (eight months ago) Permalink

That seems 50/50. I don't think we *need* to move Cav on but obviously the speculation won't go away. My guess is - not this window. But we'll see, there's no sentiment in our transfer policy now.

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 August 2018 10:02 (eight months ago) Permalink

i think if our Limbombe deal truly is dead, and he 's off to the Geordies, then there will be another attempt to sign Cav.

calzino, Monday, 6 August 2018 10:23 (eight months ago) Permalink

so then

1. Citeh
2. ManU
3. Pool
4. TBC, not Chelsea

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 August 2018 18:10 (eight months ago) Permalink

18. Newcastle
19. Brighton
20. Cardiff

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 August 2018 18:11 (eight months ago) Permalink

1. City
2. Liverpool
3. Chelsea
4. Utd
5. Arsenal

17. Tottenham
18. Cardiff
19. Southampton
20. Crystal Palace

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 6 August 2018 18:40 (eight months ago) Permalink

:)

Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Monday, 6 August 2018 18:40 (eight months ago) Permalink

net spend an all that

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 6 August 2018 18:46 (eight months ago) Permalink

1. City
2. Pool
3. Spurs
4. Arse
5. Chelsea
6. ManU
7. Portugal Wanderers
8. Everton

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 6 August 2018 21:19 (eight months ago) Permalink

Breaking | Manchester United have turned down a €50m + Yerry Mina & André Gomes offer for Paul Pogba from Barcelona, according to @DiMarzio.

— Get French Football News (@GFFN) August 6, 2018

lol

Number None, Monday, 6 August 2018 22:40 (eight months ago) Permalink

so Mina *is* available

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 August 2018 22:47 (eight months ago) Permalink

1. Liverpool FC as hot as hell
2. United
3. Tottenham
4. Arsenal
5. Watch my lips and I will spell
6. Cos they don't just play but they can rap as well

20. Crystal Palace

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 August 2018 22:48 (eight months ago) Permalink

Gonna start FPing people predicting Palace to go down

imago, Monday, 6 August 2018 22:55 (eight months ago) Permalink

i am calmly posting as i rarely do

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 8 April 2019 11:54 (one week ago) Permalink

ur gd is 5 (five) ahead of Chelsea's

imago, Monday, 8 April 2019 11:55 (one week ago) Permalink

sorry that points for spurs shd read 75

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 8 April 2019 11:56 (one week ago) Permalink

final day 2-2 against everton, siggurdsson i shouldnt wonder

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 8 April 2019 11:56 (one week ago) Permalink

fine well believe it when I see it

imago, Monday, 8 April 2019 11:57 (one week ago) Permalink

i probably wont but at that stage i will not be calmly posting as i currently am

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 8 April 2019 11:59 (one week ago) Permalink

fwiw 538 have

1. Man City 94
2. Liverpool 94
3. Spurs 76
4. Chelsea 74
5. Arsenal 74
6. Man U 71
7. Wolves 55
8. Watford 54

17. Brighton 40
18. Cardiff 33
19. Fulham 23
20. Huddersfield 17

This all looks wrong to me, but what would I/they know?

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/soccer-predictions/premier-league/

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 8 April 2019 12:09 (one week ago) Permalink

Prior to the Southampton game, 538 were predicting MCFC94-LFC93 - effectively status quo, both sides finishing W4D2. Now they're predicting LFC finishing W5L1. I mean, I know it's just their statistical model that has fractions of wins/draws/losses tipping the integer points value one way or the other, but it's an odd takeaway from Friday night to have Liverpool now winning a game they were previously expected to draw, but losing the other. (Or maybe not).

Also sod off with EFC 10th, don't they know we're world-beaters now?

Michael Jones, Monday, 8 April 2019 12:34 (one week ago) Permalink

Sorry, I mean W4L1.

Michael Jones, Monday, 8 April 2019 12:43 (one week ago) Permalink

I was passing through Hudds today to take the boy to the dentist. There are stilll loads of banners about town : HTAF Premiership Club! THERE'S NO LIMIT!

calzino, Monday, 8 April 2019 12:53 (one week ago) Permalink

Arsenal have won 2 away games out of a possible 12 since December. I would suspect they're not going to win all 4 of remaining in the league (which includes trips to Watford, Wolves, and Leicester)

Number None, Monday, 8 April 2019 12:53 (one week ago) Permalink

Missed the c of htafc, that would seemed unthinkable at one time

calzino, Monday, 8 April 2019 12:54 (one week ago) Permalink

Arsenal have won 2 away games out of a possible 12 since December. I would suspect they're not going to win all 4 of remaining in the league (which includes trips to Watford, Wolves, and Leicester)

― Number None, Monday, 8 April 2019 12:53 (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

to quote the much-missed klata, enough of the mind games

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 8 April 2019 13:03 (one week ago) Permalink

decent from Hazard

Number None, Monday, 8 April 2019 19:25 (one week ago) Permalink

Eden Hazard. What a goal. Does West Ham even have a defence? pic.twitter.com/73XhLrbXSr

— Sileqs (@Sileqs) April 8, 2019

Number None, Monday, 8 April 2019 19:48 (one week ago) Permalink

straight out of the "he wasnt tackled" book tbh

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 8 April 2019 21:19 (one week ago) Permalink

yeah i saved you the trouble by choosing a tweet that already noted that

Number None, Monday, 8 April 2019 21:20 (one week ago) Permalink

double marking

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 8 April 2019 21:23 (one week ago) Permalink

lol Mooy dropped, Hamer still in - state of that fucking xi! oh fuck this I'm taking the dog out for a walk!

calzino, Saturday, 13 April 2019 11:21 (five days ago) Permalink

On the plus side, we have a reasonable bench!

calzino, Saturday, 13 April 2019 11:22 (five days ago) Permalink

do i see kwp fuck off

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 April 2019 11:23 (five days ago) Permalink

eriksen an absolute shocker so far

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 April 2019 11:46 (five days ago) Permalink

time for a good old rendition of: nice ground, shit fans.

calzino, Saturday, 13 April 2019 11:49 (five days ago) Permalink

I'm genuinely shocked at such weak as piss defending!

calzino, Saturday, 13 April 2019 11:55 (five days ago) Permalink

cricket score coming, maybe the pussyole metropolitan new stadium day trippers will making some atmosphere now!

calzino, Saturday, 13 April 2019 11:58 (five days ago) Permalink

You know that thing where relegated teams start suddenly playing for fun and knocking a few goals in because why not? This isn't that.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 13 April 2019 12:01 (five days ago) Permalink

I'm going back out again. I think I actually got more entertainment watching the bunch of losers who took us down to the basement - 80's and 2000's version. I just can't stand watching town anymore it's fucking futile at best!

calzino, Saturday, 13 April 2019 12:03 (five days ago) Permalink

having a lovely pint and enjoying this

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 April 2019 12:07 (five days ago) Permalink

some of our players are as well.

calzino, Saturday, 13 April 2019 12:19 (five days ago) Permalink

if we'd only had a player of the ability of say hossan ghaly or teemu tainio to play instead of eriksen today this wouldve been six

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 April 2019 12:59 (five days ago) Permalink

that was ok i guess

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 April 2019 13:14 (five days ago) Permalink

lucas you beaut

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 April 2019 13:19 (five days ago) Permalink

that's as good a hattrick as I've seen for ages

Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 13 April 2019 21:44 (five days ago) Permalink

that should be tempered with: against a bunch of deadmen of which half of them wouldn't be first choice in most lower table championship sides and possibly some L1. And Ben fucking Hamer in goal!

calzino, Saturday, 13 April 2019 21:56 (five days ago) Permalink

ben hamer is a bloody legend

imago, Saturday, 13 April 2019 22:00 (five days ago) Permalink

he might well be, but he's a fucking nightmare of goalkeeper!

calzino, Saturday, 13 April 2019 22:04 (five days ago) Permalink

actually in our pre-season he was impressive. But any illusions of basic competence were soon whittled away in the real games.

calzino, Saturday, 13 April 2019 22:07 (five days ago) Permalink

but becauseSiewart has dropped most of the "best" players who won't be there next season. it is basically 50% reserve sides going out for the remaining prem fixtures

calzino, Saturday, 13 April 2019 22:11 (five days ago) Permalink

jesus knockaert

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 April 2019 22:12 (five days ago) Permalink

Pearce's commentary for that game seemed to suggest he thinks Brighton are properly in the shit despite him presumably knowing Cardiff were also tanking at the same time. actually think Brighton could conceivably lose all their remaining games but suspect he's just hooked on histrionics

Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 13 April 2019 22:32 (five days ago) Permalink

Wayne Hennessy: too stupid to be racist

Number None, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 18:20 (two days ago) Permalink

It's def my favourite racism story of the year.

Hennessey said "from the outset" of the hearing that he did not know what a Nazi salute was.
"Improbable as that may seem to those of us of an older generation, we do not reject that assertion as untrue," said the panel.
"In fact, when cross-examined about this Mr Hennessey displayed a very considerable - one might even say lamentable - degree of ignorance about anything to do with Hitler, Fascism and the Nazi regime.
"Regrettable though it may be that anyone should be unaware of so important a part of our own and world history, we do not feel we should therefore find he was not telling the truth about this.
"All we would say (at the risk of sounding patronising) is that Mr Hennessey would be well advised to familiarise himself with events which continue to have great significance to those who live in a free country."

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 18:51 (two days ago) Permalink

Cardiff getting revenge for Brighton relegating Hereford in 97

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:17 (two days ago) Permalink

going back in time and explaining to baby Hitler who Wayne Hennessey is

Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 21:07 (two days ago) Permalink

slow coming out for the iron cross

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 21:17 (two days ago) Permalink

surely he vould be faster than the schit out of your arse running off a stick, as you englanders say. for one of zem! hah hah hah

calzino, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 21:33 (two days ago) Permalink

ffs please reassure me Warnock won't be hanging round like a foul smell in the EPL next season

Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 21:47 (two days ago) Permalink

we'll put you in the against col

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 21:51 (two days ago) Permalink

pic.twitter.com/JWomdHklvn

— UtdArena. (@utdarena) April 16, 2019

this entire sequence of play from Young plays on a loop in hell

and it cuts off just before the goal

Number None, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 21:54 (two days ago) Permalink

yeah, wrong thread

fuck you

Number None, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 21:54 (two days ago) Permalink


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