why are so many subway ads/billboards about EJACULATE now?

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A bad misreading of this thread title has completely put me off Subway sandwiches

Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 18:17 (two years ago) link

And can you imagine Gilks' surprise when Barry's putrid ursine semen flooded his ruptured chest cavity? (By the way, Mr. Gilks, whatever cologne you've been wearing, where can the public get some?)

yeah this would be a bad direction for Subway, Inc, for a variety of reasons

rip van wanko, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 19:43 (two years ago) link

A New Footlong's Coming! (And You'd Better Not Spit)

rip van wanko, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 19:45 (two years ago) link

"A Five Dollar What?!"

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 19:46 (two years ago) link

I thought this was going to be a misread thread title but no.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 19:50 (two years ago) link

holy shit

Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 19:57 (two years ago) link

burn everything

Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 19:57 (two years ago) link

where's that thread about advertising becoming too glib and chummy? I feel like this is an offshoot of that.

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:23 (two years ago) link

offshoot

ew...

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:25 (two years ago) link

(snoball)

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:26 (two years ago) link

feel like there was another thread but can't find it.

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:42 (two years ago) link

I remember the thread you're referring to, because I mentioned the hot sauce ads that said " I put that s*** on everything."

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:45 (two years ago) link

lol

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:45 (two years ago) link

Is that from the 'marketing of masculinity' thread?

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:47 (two years ago) link

There's a fart subtext to that one.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:57 (two years ago) link

this is a local pet shop franchise:
http://www.doggiestylepets.com

i pass it all the time i cannot understand what they were thinking

Mordy, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:59 (two years ago) link

'chewed up Oreo with the resulting paste used as a sandwich spread between two intact Oreo biscuits'

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 21:09 (two years ago) link

haha, my son is a HUGE john mulaney fan and begged to watch big mouth. we made it five minutes into one episode and I was like "yeah no, that's enough". he's 11. he can go sneak watch that stuff like I did at his age.

akm, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 21:10 (two years ago) link

peeing and farting in movies and TV for kids: research and observations

(as the threads seem to be converging)

mark s, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 21:13 (two years ago) link

ass the movie, coming in 2018

maura, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 02:16 (two years ago) link

https://youtu.be/zBLGPmj2dxg

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 16:18 (two years ago) link

Just came across that one

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 16:18 (two years ago) link

"came across"

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 16:19 (two years ago) link

Captain Morgan: It'll make yer nuts explode

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 16:21 (two years ago) link

Because that's how ejaculation works, apparently.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 16:22 (two years ago) link

Is that a sperm whale?

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 16:32 (two years ago) link

They probably won't market those Oreos in Los Angeles.

http://gawker.com/kids-forced-to-eat-teachers-semen-cookies-win-140-mill-1665693781

nickn, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 16:44 (two years ago) link

why did i click

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 16:46 (two years ago) link

jfc

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 16:46 (two years ago) link


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