BEST THREAD ON ILX: Part ONE - The Nominations

Wait, you can't do that!

daily food consumption log

sanbox edition:

Keggers of yore

Anyway, here are my noms:

mspaint other ilxors

I AM OWL MAN

Is it bad for a baby to see you masturbating?

The Locking of the Avril Thread

Batman Begins: The Thread

When girls are tight, it might be gross

Oh, and this too:

do girls always do fanny farts?

GOOD SPORT.

The sound of 300 pounds of lard banging against the wall...

classic just for the title

One more:

Bernard Badger's Animals-Only Zone: NO HUMANS ALLOWED

This sounds like the worst thing
(choice Raggett quote: Now, having said that, kill yourself, and please bury your body in an unmarked grave so it won't get dug up and hung in effigy.

This is the thread where we anticipate and then flip out over how great M.I.A.'s 'Arular' is

This is like a "newbie's catch-up guide" innit?

I forgot about The Crests Of The Scottish League Football Clubs, Posted In Alphabetical Order (By Name Of Club)

I had that bookmarked on my old PC. Someone should go fix all the broken images.

Matos' stepdad remains my favourite.
Oink invites is great to.
Flush this question out was a nice distraction.

My current favourite on ILE new answers is kev_lol's fighter planes one - it's bringing out the kid in me, making me want to buy Commando comics and build Airfix models.

You can tell me that what my dream means?
i dont love cricket but i pity it

"Flush this question out" seconded.

And "So not gonna happen" (the original) seconded too.

Here's the link to it in case someone missed it:

so not gonna happen

Dead Musicians

maybe this one's just me but

Jacques Derrida

Kogan brings the Wittgenstein pain big style. Everyone runs away.

Rolling 2006 Banning Thread

Solely for:

what the shit is this?

-- oh, wrinklepaws! (Wrinklepaws), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 10:17 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

and, if it were up to the ILX electorate to decide between PARTYMAN and ol' Wrink P, I have a feeling PARTYMAN would be the one getting voted off the island

-- oh, wrinklepaws! (Wrinklepaws), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 10:22 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

My current favourite on ILE new answers is kev_lol's fighter planes one - it's bringing out the kid in me, making me want to buy Commando comics and build Airfix models.

-- onimo, Friday, 7 September 2007 08:54 (Friday, 7 September 2007 08:54)

Ditto re. airfix!

The Missionary Position

Other nominations might be:

Two hundred words! Review the top 100 ILXors, two words each!

The Tragedie of Michael Jackson, King of Pop

OMNIPOTENT BABY!

And, of course:

The very last thread on ILX

i know how to post pictures now. maria showed me.

Okay this is the last post I promise, but:

spring crushes!

Has there ever been any ILX slash fiction?

I'm going to be mildly annoyed when the thread about Gear's roomate inevitably wins this poll - truly it is the Hey Ya of threads.

I think the most popular and fondly remembered threads are generally those revolving around one specific poster in a particular situation in real time. Eg "there's this cute girl in the library opposite me, how do I start talking to her?" "a car alarm keeps on going off outside my house" or "help there's a man in a trucker hat having anal sex with my roomate on my couch".

"banning of the avril thread" seconded.

The Manic Street Preachers thread on ILM where ally drops the hammer on c-man

"disturb the pillars of capitalism"

the ILM thread about not very good evening session bands.

"yiff me im furry"

Yeah, but my thread went from high thrills (I met her by chance and actually went on a date with her) to a total anticlimax (we didn't really click with each other and nothing happened).

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Oh, sorry, maybe you were talking about the Graham thread?

Oh yeah, "oink invites".

;-)

oink invites was going on this list whether it was nominated or not

I wish I could find that thread where I'd written about the orgasm competition. My computer at home crashed and I lost my original story :(

I missed that one :(

This is the best thread on ILM ever : "Down In The Tube Station At Midnight" by The Jam - What Does It Mean?

Hey now come on LJ ya cant cheat and put stuff on no one nominates :P

I quite enjoyed the impersonations thread from a selfish point of view.

Most fun one this year was CJ's crush thread.

the ILM thread about not very good evening session bands.

Seconded. Also the Ethan and Jess (mainly) 'hits of the 90s' one that I can't find. There is a really good before-my-time Manic Street Preachers thread with a golden Calum meltdown and all my other favourites have all been listed already I think

I haven't read this whole thread .... we've had Gear's couch one, right?

Someone please find the ultra old-skool thread about diverting the Thames through Camden please.

xxxxpost: Don't worry, I'm not gonna do that, just that Oink Invites is some sort of Internet high-point.

Gear's couch is safely on the list.

this thread:
"And" six times in a row

"and" six times in a row.

My favourite ILM thread ever:

Ladies and Gentlemen...The 40 Most OMGWTFLOL(ROFFLE) Songs Of The 90s.

If Matos stepdad thread doesnt win, I'll off myself.

I don't think anyone has mentioned the thread yet about Kraftwerk and Yello stealing Chris Martin's baby.

Manic Street Preachers : Clasur Neu Methiant

This is the thread where we reminisce over not particularly good Evening Session bands from the late 90s

Can someone link to Matos' stepdad thread, please?

"And" six times in a row

Great thread, particularly this gem from koogs:
still:
Wouldn't the sentence "I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign" have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after?

Matos thread: My mother's incredibly stupid ex-husband

Absolute gold.

Louis:

My mother's incredibly stupid ex-husband

Dohh.

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