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From Ryan Diehl's Myspace:

9/18/2006 9:48 AM

HOOTERS tonight? get my number off of bill or call mowbs

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 September 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

HOLY SHIT!!!

EVIDENCE THAT "WAYNE LOFTUS" HAS PARTIED WITH THESE GUYS ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION?!!??!:

http://myspace-886.vo.llnwd.net/00944/68/81/944161886_l.jpg

(on this guy's myspace)

― grady (grady), Thursday, 28 September 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

"After reading this entire thread I have went from having a big crush on ILE to falling madly in love.

Too bad I was only over on ILM back in January.

-- grady (goforgrad...), September 28th, 2006."

If anything tops this its the "roommate having anal sex on my white vinyl couch" thread

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 28 September 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

LOL at this new photo. Is he about to be forced to eat the soggy biscuit?

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 28 September 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

Next on the agenda: I expect they'll be having dirty anal sex on my white couch.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 28 September 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

that's def. him at the bottom and diehl in the upper right.

― grady (grady), Thursday, 28 September 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that photo has "homoerotic frat hazing ritual" written all over it

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

apparently it was rosy-cheek guy in the center's 21st b-day.

― grady (grady), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

I bet those weren't the only cheeks that were rosy by the end of the night

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

That photo has got to be post-diehl-in-iraq.

I tried the direct route and messaged diehl asking him if he could tell me who loftus was.

He replied:

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/gradygillan/diehl.jpg

I told him i was only interested in who wayne was, but he kind of has a point.

― grady (grady), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

"kind of"?

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

it's obvious who grady's asking to ilx prom

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

Best.
Thread.
Evah.

"Stop researching my life" is so perfect.

― don weiner (don weiner), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

he's right. stop.

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 28 September 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

"get off the internet"

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

why not tell him to give you wayne's email and you'd like, never really care about his boring iraq life again?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah no shit, Ryan is just incidental to whether it's gonna happen or not. He's a tiny cog in this mechanism.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:26 (nineteen years ago)

grady: salute

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

I'M IN YR MYSPACE
REASEARCHING YR LIEF

― Jena (JenaP), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:36 (nineteen years ago)

Well, the picture was in the dude's high school living room. I'd think that's a little weird if i were in his shoes.

He's a pretty big sized cog in this mechanism.

I dont really think he's in touch with wayne either. But that photo at the bar gives me hope. Definatley post-iraq, definatley Ryan AND Wayne at same gathering.

Do I start messaging all these people? I feel like we're so close to finding Wayne.

hahaha xp

― grady (grady), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:41 (nineteen years ago)

No, leave them alone. I think Waynes mythology probably has more of a life than he does.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

Hey Roxy, the one thing that's bugging me after reading this whole thread is this:

Is your friend who sent you the original picture the guy with the DMusic account? And he found the original one hosted on diehliniraq.com? That DMusic page was a major red herring, but obviously essential to the thread's drama build-up/magic/best-evah-ness.

OK, I just re-read that part and it's clearer to me now. Nevermind.

― grady (grady), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:55 (nineteen years ago)

lamest thread ever

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 29 September 2006 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://diehliniraq.com/v-web/gallery/albums/meagans/hallwayshot.sized.jpg

I like the where's-waldo-ness of this picture

― Baaderonixx in the year of the locusts (baaderonixx), Friday, 29 September 2006 07:10 (nineteen years ago)

Holy shit! I didn't realize Wayne was peeking from behind!

This dude is EPIC.

― grady (grady), Friday, 29 September 2006 08:10 (nineteen years ago)

this thread makes me feel dirty.

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 29 September 2006 08:14 (nineteen years ago)

"It is the mystery that lingers and not the resolution."

I think it's better to leave these guys at peace.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 29 September 2006 08:26 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe wayne is bored of being left at peace, Tuomas. Every night he attends a different a party, trying to break out, drinking two beers with two ladies in bed, hanging out with the rugby lads.

Yet, every time, when the enthusiasm dies, only disappointment remains, he's left at peace again, there will be the awkwardness, there will be the cigarette hand covering his face, try as he may to break out, to push with his fatty right palm, there's always a muscular arms with rawk \m/ hand pushing him down.

If you ask me, doing something like that is not showing mercy, do you know the pain of living without a dream? Knowing you're not needed by anyone?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 29 September 2006 08:53 (nineteen years ago)

Man... that's soooooooo beautiful...

http://www.oldmencrying.com/images/pope.jpeg

(check out the URL & the rest of the site, btw)

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 29 September 2006 09:39 (nineteen years ago)

which URL?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 29 September 2006 10:16 (nineteen years ago)

(He's sneaking a line in there, I hope you know...)

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 29 September 2006 10:36 (nineteen years ago)

(the url of the picture I posted. xpost)

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 29 September 2006 10:45 (nineteen years ago)

the mspaint other ilxors thread?!?!??!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 29 September 2006 11:13 (nineteen years ago)

that one needs reviving.

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 29 September 2006 11:14 (nineteen years ago)

FFS. http://www.oldmencrying.com/images/pope.jpeg ->

http://www.oldmencrying.com

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 29 September 2006 11:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://beingmrkenny.co.uk/blog/img/loser.jpg
CALM DOWN, DEAR

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 29 September 2006 11:25 (nineteen years ago)

that one needs reviving.

i know, but all the recent WDYLL photos are major ugmo and uninspiring. :(

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 29 September 2006 12:00 (nineteen years ago)

Shakey, you do realize that wasn't actually the trucker buttfuck white couch thread you linked to up there, right?

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Friday, 29 September 2006 12:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/93/228362174_4ba4b8893f.jpg?v=0

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 12:29 (nineteen years ago)

looks like it's already happening, if you ask me.

― teh_kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://img.ircimages.com/ircimages/8/1/8154272291fd39d7edde9615ee05e367.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 23 October 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

*the fear*

― emil.y (emil.y), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

Dude is an introvert who gets drunk and passes out on the floor because people are assholes (see thread) who are going to make fun of him or fight with him no matter what he does. Better to just be quiet and get drunk.

― the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

looks like we have an answer to this one, then:

WHO IS THE TWO BEER QUEER OF ILX?

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

Congratulations Stephen King and guy-who-played-Farva-in-Super-Troopers, you're the proud parents of TWIN BOYS.

― Black lets you know that it's a far too late to be put in your vagina. (nickalic, Monday, 23 October 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

T-minus a couple hours until I can get home and save that as my new desktop img.

― Black lets you know that it's a far too late to be put in your vagina. (nickalic, Monday, 23 October 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

dianearbus.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

Caption?

"Slowly, it began to dawn on her that the twin sammich she had won wasn't going to involve bread"

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

By the time of their first press photo, Chelsea began to realize that maybe her joke band idea was going a little too far. Rod & Tod, however, enjoyed the experience.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 23 October 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

will it ever happen?

― don weiner (don weiner), Thursday, 4 January 2007 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

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