U.S. Politics, October 2024 -- “They smear because they fear”

Nuzzi in, uh, NOT rizzing up Lizza shocker, I guess

Nuzzi Nuzzling Fizzles Lizza Nuptials

Nuzzi Lizza Tizzy

this is a bit like suing the guy who snitched on you after you get arrested

Kizza me
Lizza, why not?

Can we get Snoop to read the court transcripts

Lol

Well, now Mexico has a woman president... hope she doesn't govern by emotions alone

“The women thing” pic.twitter.com/pIj89o03E4

— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) October 1, 2024

If Trump was 30 years younger he'd refer to women as "females."

wonder how much of this debate is going to be questions to Walz about shit that he fumbled on a million years ago (his 'carried weapons of war' and how many china trips he claimed to make). They obviously don't even compare to the onslaught of lies that come from Trump and Vance but they're unforced errors on his part that I hope he knocks down quickly.

this speech Trump is delivering right now in Milwaukee is the lowest energy speech I have ever heard from him. Here's a more than 2 minute clip where he gets 0 response from the crowd other than a stray cough here and there pic.twitter.com/upkVgTsj7R

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 1, 2024

If he dropped dead this month Harris should make it a national holiday.

60 Minutes was scheduled to air interviews with both candidates this coming Monday, but Trump has backed out.

A Programming Note: 60 Minutes is scheduled to air a primetime election special on a Monday edition of the broadcast on October 7 at 8 PM. For over half a century, 60 Minutes has invited the Democratic and Republican tickets to appear on our broadcast as Americans head to the…

— 60 Minutes (@60Minutes) October 1, 2024

"I brought a child up to the dais..."

Sounds... weird.

🐦[this speech Trump is delivering right now in Milwaukee is the lowest energy speech I have ever heard from him. Here’s a more than 2 minute clip where he gets 0 response from the crowd other than a stray cough here and there pic.twitter.com/upkVgTsj7R🕸
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 1, 2024🕸]🐦

that speech... it's very much "Okay, Grandpa... why don't you go sit down in the TV room and I'll bring you a fresh diet coke, how does that sound?"

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can you imagine the feeding frenzy if Biden started giving answers like this

https://theshef.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/sleeping_cadets.jpg

All the clips that guy keeps posting show Trump more tired and confused than I think I've ever seen him. Mixing up names and places and events. He probably needs a nap.

he said Kim Jong-Un was trying to kill him

obviously Trump's been sundowning for a while but I think getting hit by a bullet (maybe) really did do a number on him

Lol, I just saw somebody suggest that the first question tonight should be "why isn't Mike pence on stage tonight?"

Walz should definitely hit home all of Vance's anti-Trump shit from before he joined the cult

These fucking things are too late. Let them start at 7 or 8 when no one's watching.

Too late on the East Coast, too early on the West Coast.

Trump is ~exactly~ the same as ever as far as I can see

I don't think I want to watch the debate, I'll look at the clips tomorrow

I'm going to karaoke for a couple hours.

I'll check into this thread.

watching the debate would include looking at Vance for more than 30 seconds, I'm opting out as well

Trump is ~exactly~ the same as ever as far as I can see

So...here's an ad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HKKc2xx-Ag

These guys are boring

Vance brought up his junkie mother in his first minute, in response to a question about Israel & Iran.

Two Guys & A Dirty Economy

"Our number one export cannot be topsoil from erosion in these enormous storms."

2nd junkie mom reference

Wish waltz didn’t say Eye Ran

"Pass the bill, she'll sign it!"

Walz bringing up Springfield...

Walz seemed shaky at first but he’s doing well now

Scarce Homes!

Walz invoking Scripture!

Vance protesting live fact-checking!

"we have so much we want to get to" for November thread title

Vance getting stepped on by two women is my new kink.

American politics: we have such sights to show you

Moderators didn’t want to miss out on getting bitched about by the GOP

I like Margret Brennans eye makeup

this is pretty boring. i’d say vance is winning but walz is keeping it close enough.

Don't listen to experts

Walz: "I'm a knucklehead at times."

I have no video coverage, but politico seem to be saying that vances ninja debate skills were slicing walz dicing walz. So I just came to thread and will get my news here instead seems legit.

Vance is doing a lot better than Walz. The problem is that the things he is saying better are wholly repugnant and awful.

Do we have a new thread?

Who is that jackwad, amigo

(To the tune of "How Much Is that Doggy in the Window")

U.S. Politics, November 2024: GARBAGE DAY!!