yeah, I'm not buying Vicario
― Number None, Sunday, 13 August 2023 13:42
Hes not great on the ball
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Sunday, 13 August 2023 14:50 (two years ago)
fuck me that is another var call
really weird hesitation in key areas so far which im not loving across the team
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 14:53 (two years ago)
vicario looks like he might make a slightly undependable third choice keeper tbh
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 15:02 (two years ago)
Spurs aren't really going to go an entire season with Richarlison as their only striker are they
― Number None, Sunday, 13 August 2023 15:04 (two years ago)
we signed an argentine prospect
and we should wrap up a deal for gift orban this week apparently
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 15:06 (two years ago)
neither play right back
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 15:07 (two years ago)
This is getting rather ridiculous now
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― Number None, Monday, 14 August 2023 16:38 (two years ago)
fucks sake
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 14 August 2023 16:40 (two years ago)
Lol was just talking about this - I assume FFP doesn't apply to Chelsea
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 16:56 (two years ago)
who does it apply to at this point?
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 14 August 2023 16:57 (two years ago)
lol i can think of one team it does
― imago, Monday, 14 August 2023 16:57 (two years ago)
cough
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 16:58 (two years ago)
good luck tonight obvs
― imago, Monday, 14 August 2023 16:58 (two years ago)
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 14 August 2023 17:12 (two years ago)
I'm cautiously optimistic about the season at the moment which if you're not before you've played a game then things really are grim
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 17:25 (two years ago)
gonna enjoy watching this while working.
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 17:29 (two years ago)
"cautiously optimistic" might be a little strong but I don't think things are as bad as our pessimists are painting it
not until there's evidence, anyway
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 17:32 (two years ago)
starting with, I guess, Cunha as a hypothetical number 9 is not a statement of bold intent
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 18:07 (two years ago)
hope Kalajdzic stays in one piece this year
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 18:41 (two years ago)
Mason Mount sounds like the name of a hipster folk band
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 19:08 (two years ago)
enjoying the pace of this one
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 19:14 (two years ago)
Utd absolutely abysmal so far. Van Gaal vibes
― Number None, Monday, 14 August 2023 19:27 (two years ago)
so close Sarabia
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 19:30 (two years ago)
damn it boys you learned last year that missing these opps comes back to bite you later. so close again
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 19:33 (two years ago)
Good effort, good energy, no striker
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 19:49 (two years ago)
Ditto for Utd. Apart from the first and second part
― Number None, Monday, 14 August 2023 19:56 (two years ago)
think Kalajdzic will be a super sub?
he ain't 90 minute ready but maybe could fire one on target in a 20 minute appearance
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 19:59 (two years ago)
Cunha leads the league in almost goals
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 20:09 (two years ago)
Enjoying Wolves' gameplan of simply running at Utd
― imago, Monday, 14 August 2023 20:28 (two years ago)
please just find a forehead here.
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 20:29 (two years ago)
jfc. i don't know where the goal is gonna come from at this point.
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 20:31 (two years ago)
Cunha's had a helluva match otherwise
like we didn't see that coming.
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 20:35 (two years ago)
hey look, Fabio Silva actually taking shots that have some velocity in the direction of goal.
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 20:43 (two years ago)
Kalajdzic! the giant
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 20:47 (two years ago)
pitch invader in a promising attacking position. thanks dick.
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 20:53 (two years ago)
this should be a pen
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 20:55 (two years ago)
which means it won't be probably
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 20:56 (two years ago)
jobbed again.
Blatant peno
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Monday, 14 August 2023 20:57 (two years ago)
as much as they should be, those are never given
― Number None, Monday, 14 August 2023 20:57 (two years ago)
That was decent but about what I expected, away at Old Trafford is a free hit, time to worry is when you go on a run of brave battling beatings
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 21:01 (two years ago)
anyway, I would LOVE to know what these cunts do on the training pitch because it's looking like another season of them playing like they've been introduced minutes before kick-off
gonna take some absolute hammerings again with this midfield set-up too
― Number None, Monday, 14 August 2023 21:01 (two years ago)
Our middle 3 bossed your middle 3 for most of it, yeab
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 21:07 (two years ago)
Didn't look a pen to me btw, it was off his head and away before Onana hit him
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 21:08 (two years ago)
I think Onana fouled the bloke who didn't head it. Maybe still a foul idk
― imago, Monday, 14 August 2023 21:09 (two years ago)
I've just got those "didn't work him, didn't earn it" blues
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 21:13 (two years ago)
very very hard to care about this league any more between ffp meaning nothing, oil money collections of brilliant players playing boring football and var giving united the old daytona catch up boost of ten points a season
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 14 August 2023 22:57 (two years ago)
we will welcome you into the high stakes hard charging world of the usl championship
― ilx customer service rep (m bison), Tuesday, 15 August 2023 00:54 (two years ago)
i have failed the language test multiple times alas
and proudly
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 August 2023 03:24 (two years ago)
struggling to think of what part of the us the rich tory club would fit in, maybe dallas
― big baby billy bass (m bison), Sunday, 28 July 2024 12:32 (one year ago)
It's always a good day when we get to laugh at Chelsea
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 July 2024 14:17 (one year ago)
Chelsea should play all their games in the US for the opposite reason
Ditto Man City, who've lost to Celtic (again!) and AC Milan, losing seven goals in the process.
― Defund Phil Collins (Tom D.), Sunday, 28 July 2024 14:30 (one year ago)
Lol I can't believe Man City had to play Milan at Yankee Stadium. The pitch is only 110 yd × 70 yd(101 m × 64 m), smallest used in MLS, and it frequently turns matches into pinball as balls bounce recklessly off shins, and wing play is difficult.
Pep musta been aggravated - I think he even had to change his shape for the match
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 July 2024 14:35 (one year ago)
Not to mention the baseball diamond that is sodded over
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 July 2024 14:41 (one year ago)
I know it's still preseason but Rodrigo Gomes may just be a handful for opponents this season. He's been fantastic this first half against RB Leipzig
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 3 August 2024 23:58 (one year ago)
i guess we'll need a new thread soon, but i'll leave my RIP Neto tribute in this one
― you'll find this funny, children (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 August 2024 13:43 (one year ago)
Noooooooo
Hopefully this means they're planning to land another whale in the transfer window :(
Miss you already Pedro
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 August 2024 13:45 (one year ago)
tbh he was the best option to sell for the money and two months ago i'd've expected this. shame he's opted to throw his career away but hey
― you'll find this funny, children (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 August 2024 13:49 (one year ago)
fuckin chelsea fuckin city
genuinely league destroying cunts, and the fa useless cunts
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Friday, 9 August 2024 13:49 (one year ago)
spend all that money to finish 6th
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 August 2024 17:14 (one year ago)
Hopefully.
― Defund Phil Collins (Tom D.), Friday, 9 August 2024 17:16 (one year ago)
that Leicester miracle season gets harder to harder to believe the further we get away from it. hell, hard for me to picture anybody winning hte league with just 81 points anymore in this era of disparity.
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 August 2024 17:18 (one year ago)
well its even weirder when you remember 21 of those points were the last several teams lying down in front of them to stop spurs winning it
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Friday, 9 August 2024 17:34 (one year ago)
when does 2025/6 kick off
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 August 2024 17:20 (one year ago)
don't know if i've ever bothered to watch a Charity Shield game as an adult
anyway somebody needs to start the new thread, i'm useless at titles so it won't be me
― you'll find this funny, children (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 August 2024 17:57 (one year ago)
oh im watching spurs
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 August 2024 18:07 (one year ago)
lol i did wonder but couldn't be bothered to google
friendlies are meaningless obv
― you'll find this funny, children (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 August 2024 18:09 (one year ago)
Aston Villa won't win the league - Premier League 2024/25
Forgive the lack of consultation re: title but as an insufferable fan of a top 4 moneyball club I have taken the liberty. I wouldn't want to die without knowing what luxury is
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 10 August 2024 18:22 (one year ago)
consultation has no place in the Prem so i'm fine with this
― you'll find this funny, children (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 August 2024 18:26 (one year ago)
with city winning it again its morelike cuntstultification amirite
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 August 2024 23:31 (one year ago)