Elon Musk

isn’t that just referring to when he went on joe rogan and smoked weed?

https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/musk-weed-1536332069.jpg

*good drug jokes intensify*

if he did smoke weed I think he would actually be cooler and more chill, he sounds like he's on stimulants 24/7

if he's posting at 3am after taking a bunch of ambien he's not remembering any of that shit

unfortunately, we're forced to see the ambien tweets

I remember seeing someone say the word was that he was microdosing stimulants which is stupid enough to be true

not to veer from thread topic, but the number of people i know who have recently let on that they're microdosing on serious hallucinogens all the time is really shocking to me. like, people microdosing mushrooms every day. blows my mind tbh.

were living in weird times

I've been microdosing cider

I macrodosed some 8% cider last night after I’d finished the wine, it made me contemplate how my liver is the same age as my bladder

so matt tiabbi had a disastrous interview on msnbc where his lies got called out and he had no defense. then twitter blocked searches on his account because he had substack links. he then quits twitter and musk unfollows him.

*taibbi

Is that some kind of slash fiction or did it really happen?

some haha's and hoohoo's about it over here

who is worse - Taibbi or Greenwald

the most lol thing of all was that Taibbi demanded to be invited on Hassan's show so he could give his opinion about Musk and India, and then when he was asked about it was totally unprepared and seemed to not know what Hassan was talking about

that was an oopsie

everything going well

Elon Musk Shares Private Text Exchange He Had With ‘Twitter Files’ Journalist Matt Taibbi https://t.co/t3DrjFH8Oa

— Matt Novak (@paleofuture) April 10, 2023

Twitter responded to questions emailed on Monday with a poop emoji, an automated response set up by Musk.

come on

Oh yeah, they've been doing that for a while. He fired their whole comms team and changed it a poop emoji autoreply.

Elon on this BBC interview says that being under constant strain and attack has been rough and emotionally hurtful.

Really validating to get this kind of feedback.

— Jason Goldman (@goldman) April 12, 2023

lol. time to ramp up the efforts even more

Reminder that Fort Lauderdale Mayor Dean Trantalis paid the Boring Company $375,000 last year for a study to dig a car tunnel from downtown to the beach https://t.co/xlQT0GSp06

— Alissa Walker (@awalkerinLA) April 13, 2023

...and Lana Del Rey will write an album about it.

Bored to Die

https://www.theverge.com/2023/4/14/23684005/elon-musk-new-ai-company-x

I missed the rollout of the new subscribe-to-Elon feature for $4 a month. Exclusive tweets and memes! What a deal. What a clown.

one of the funniest things is his insistence that “X” is the coolest name for a company

gen x sensibility

also funny elmo signing a letter calling for a 6 month pause on AI development at the same time

he just needs a lil time to catch up

🤖VERSION 2!
Asked Ai: "a song about @elonmusk ,#Dogecoin , @Twitter, @Tesla, @SpaceX, @neuralink, Mars, Multiplanetary species"

"Elon Musk's Power: Changing the World One Tweet at a Time"

✍️Lyrics - Ai
🗣️Voice - Ai
🎹Instrumentals - Ai
📽️Video - Ai pic.twitter.com/Rw6irXXxz6

— NFK (@nfkmobile) March 23, 2023

^ describes our imaginary future while it exemplifies our horrific future.

Thought that was parody but it's from an account that's a Twitter Blue subscriber and also a crypto stan

What AI app are these people using for all the "Tupac raps the lyrics to 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'" videos?

Well now that AI has created an artwork of sublime genius we can shut down the culture

Sorry but the definitive song on Elon Musk already exists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvSJORwb134

ok

“I’m going to start something which I call ‘Truth GPT’ or a maximum truth-seeking AI that tries to understand the nature of the universe,” Mr. Musk said in an interview on Fox News Channel’s “Tucker Carlson Tonight” https://t.co/O5GyVTtAz2

— Shashank Joshi (@shashj) April 17, 2023

gonna be two tomato cans connected by string.

The Key to All Mythologies

"be sure to drink your ovaltinedrive your model 3"

i fucking love science

holy shit this is real?? pic.twitter.com/Wu6ZhbdA2R

— 𝓡𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓼 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽’𝓵𝓵 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓐𝓼𝓼 (@ass_beaters) April 17, 2023

all of those connected insurance things seem like an incredibly bad idea tbh

I'm sure Tesla is worse but Geico spying on me while I drive, no fucking thanks

god I thought the shit he said to Tucker was the most must've-been-high thing ever but now I'M high and it feels even dumber. ha ha ha yes lets teach the robots to love. the thing that can't distinguish between things that actually happened and things that only happened on the TV show M*A*S*H

im in favor of teaching the robots to love that sounds interesting

I think he's just horny for Plankton's girlfriend from Sponchebob

people joking that the rocket launch was delayed yesterday because Elon saw an opportunity to do it on 420

circling back on this

Just received verbal govt approval for The Boring Company to build an underground NY-Phil-Balt-DC Hyperloop. NY-DC in 29 mins.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 20, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzXI_ApY4dY

Who gets the Musk Face?

circling back on this

🐦[Just received verbal govt approval for The Boring Company to build an underground NY-Phil-Balt-DC Hyperloop. NY-DC in 29 mins.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 20, 2017🕸]🐦