Elon Musk

who "left"

Weird what happens when you fire a few thousand people

pic.twitter.com/ymCxdvWK0Z

— hingo🫡 (@hingo) March 26, 2023

Full Self Driving as they call it. Damage on the front end, driver unconscious. pic.twitter.com/il1ak11ukg

— Joe Sixpack Capital (@Joe6packcapital) March 28, 2023

Lol

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsUyJT_aMAA7fpB?format=jpg&name=small

Have any cult experts ever weighed in on Tesla?

this is like letter writers trying to win a no-prize from Marvel

xp

this is a pretty breezy take, but yes!

https://open.spotify.com/episode/7a586dB2BLYEWTftCO1F7V?si=972592832ebd4909

ha yeah that makes a lot of sense, will listen

my god is this man a loser

Remember when Elon Musk publicly discriminated against a disabled worker and then had to apologize when it turned out firing the worker would cost 100 million dollars? Since then Elon’s been repeatedly making friendly replies to the guy and the guy has never responded. pic.twitter.com/8ZgmR39FEa

— evan (@esjesjesj) April 1, 2023

Aw he found a new Stephen King

A federal jury has awarded nearly $3.2 million in damages to a Black former Tesla worker over allegations of racism https://t.co/z0nTPtAbzg

— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) April 6, 2023

Punis are v much of the point so i get the appeal but ow

the hits just keep on coming

The cameras in Tesla vehicles are "designed from the ground up to protect your privacy," the company claims.

In fact, Tesla employees internally shared and joked about highly invasive videos of Tesla customers recorded by their own cars, per Reuters: https://t.co/ZdWX8QWtsx

— Will Oremus (@WillOremus) April 6, 2023

tuff times

MCDONALDS CMO, on Musk:

“For many communities, his willingness.. to further an agenda under the guise of freedom of speech is perpetuating racism .. and a potential for brand safety compromise we should all be concerned about.”

(via ⁦@maxwelltani⁩) https://t.co/TNAXtddkcF

— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla) April 6, 2023

rough words from an officer of a company whose CEO is literally a clown

And whose Chief Legal Counsel is a cheeseburger

Mayor McCheese, Esq.

About three years ago, some employees stumbled upon and shared a video of a unique submersible vehicle parked inside a garage, according to two people who viewed it. Nicknamed “Wet Nellie,” the white Lotus Esprit sub had been featured in the 1977 James Bond film, “The Spy Who Loved Me.”

The vehicle’s owner: Tesla Chief Executive Elon Musk, who had bought it for about $968,000 at an auction in 2013. It is not clear whether Musk was aware of the video or that it had been shared.

lol

Of course he bought that thing. What fun is it to have endless money if you can’t buy all the rides from all those movies you love ? Worked for Tom Cruise.

does Cruise buy souvenirs from art he feels fondly about? literally all I know about his personal life is that he uses slave labour and has pimps audition his wives, and has personal chefs that he'll recommend to colleagues - afaik he actively avoids demonstrating affection for specific pieces of craft or design

Cruise bought his own P-51 Mustang, right?

I don’t know if that’s a car or a plane or a gun

lol

What if it’s all three?

20th Century murican Trinity

https://77snszqv.media.zestyio.com/Mustang.jpg

A two-seater, single engine WWII fighter

my ex uncle used to have a plane like that (hes an airline pilot)

ta, looked it up - gonna say that buying a plane that you fly and then using it in your own movie 17 years later does not count as buying a vehicle because you liked seeing it in a movie tho

Definitely something a real genius would say pic.twitter.com/OGN5FecKAh

— Brian Hiatt (@hiattb) April 10, 2023

When Elon tries to actually have insights, he always just sounds like he's high. (Which I assume he is.)

its like how when one of your tires is bald the other three usually are as well. crazy when you think about it!!

When Elon tries to actually have insights, he always just sounds like he's high. (Which I assume he is.)

― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Sunday, April 9, 2023 7:54 PM

Not just high, but like a 16 year old who's high.

Elon Musk’s Twitter could be on the hook for a pipeline of multimillion-dollar penalties for failing to take down illegal hate speech in Germany

Not like he's high at all. Like the most annoying boy in your class when you're 14 who likes to make drug jokes but has never had so much as a toke.

OTM.

I think he's probably more pills but he's definitely fucked up when he's making some of these decisions, this mentions board concerns about unspecified recreational drugs in addition to Ambien way back in 2018

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/08/17/tesla-board-members-reportedly-concerned-about-elon-musks-use-of-ambien.html

isn’t that just referring to when he went on joe rogan and smoked weed?

https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/musk-weed-1536332069.jpg

*good drug jokes intensify*

if he did smoke weed I think he would actually be cooler and more chill, he sounds like he's on stimulants 24/7

if he's posting at 3am after taking a bunch of ambien he's not remembering any of that shit

unfortunately, we're forced to see the ambien tweets

I remember seeing someone say the word was that he was microdosing stimulants which is stupid enough to be true

not to veer from thread topic, but the number of people i know who have recently let on that they're microdosing on serious hallucinogens all the time is really shocking to me. like, people microdosing mushrooms every day. blows my mind tbh.

were living in weird times

I've been microdosing cider

I macrodosed some 8% cider last night after I’d finished the wine, it made me contemplate how my liver is the same age as my bladder

so matt tiabbi had a disastrous interview on msnbc where his lies got called out and he had no defense. then twitter blocked searches on his account because he had substack links. he then quits twitter and musk unfollows him.

*taibbi

Is that some kind of slash fiction or did it really happen?

some haha's and hoohoo's about it over here

who is worse - Taibbi or Greenwald