Things You Just Don't Care About

ChatGPT. Listening to someone prattle about this is like hearing them talk about crypto or their fantasy football team. I just don't care.

I used to not care about Harry Potter, but now I do at least care enough to never spend a cent on anything that makes JKR wealthier.

I just don't care about the Chinese government "spying" on us with TikTok and balloons.

Right, beard papa, both governments are constantly looking at both countries with countless satellites (and in lots of other ways).

There is nothing that a balloon can see that wouldn't get seen otherwise.

Also TikTok can't get anything of value that we aren't already providing to a hundred sources in a dozen ways whenever we interact with a phone or computer or tablet or phablet or tabputer or comphab or whatever. Or click "yes" on a user agreement or terms and conditions or whatever.

I am pretty sure that electronically speaking, I have already been as compromised as I am likely to get. I don't really have any secrets anyways, and if something bad was going to happen to me I suppose it already would have. Or it's going to happen anyway regardless of what I do or don't do.

(P.S. Hi, digital overlords! Hope you're doing well.)

yeah but can a sophisticated high-tech spy satellite stop a pigeon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj6-LG5VpGk

marjorie taylor greene, hating marjorie taylor greene, funny memes about hating marjorie taylor greene

spelling the name correctly. etc

I almost added her (and all right wing presidential hopefuls) to my list of things I just don't care about. I'll seethe about them if they win, but I'm not into the emotional cost of being constantly outraged by shitty people.

This may be so obvious it doesn’t require mention, but Alex Murdaugh (and all other tabloid fodder sensationalist murder cases foisted on us by the media, past present and future)

Sue Gray

xp cosign; true crime is a scourge

Gwyneth fucking Paltrow and some shite about skiing.

if the vacuous celeb and the grasping middle-class ambulance chaser both got buried alive by a deadly avalanche and that was the end of the matter, then I would applaud avalanches.

Excerpts from this nonsense have been running uninterrupted on Sky News for the last 20-30 minutes.

still banging on about Avalanches in 2023, classic ilm

carmody to thread

where’s Snow Patrol when u need’em

like bringing up a finely aged excelsior vintage 2005 from the ilx basement

Lol

I know so little about this that at first I thought it was about the Colorado NHL team, and I know nothing about the NHL.

John fucken Wick movies

whether or not to ban TikTok

Every new Wes Anderson film is a "Things You're Just Not Sure If You Still Care About" for me.

Andy otm.

My kids like TikTok. Anything TikTok can get from me is already out there a thousand times over.

I am resigned to that fate. The horse has left the barn, and closing the door now would be pointless.

The way I see it is that we're all going to go to information hell anyway; why spend too much effort on getting ourselves out of the handbasket that almost everyone is in?

whether or not to ban TikTok

Two days ago I would have been with you, but after reading up on some of the Patriot Act ass bullshit they are trying to squeeze into this, I think it might behoove us all to care a little bit more. I don't give a shit if TikTok goes away, but I do give a shit about Congress using it as an excuse to expand their digital surveillance of citizens.

Oh yeah. Virginia is advancing a bill to require proof of age to access porn.

Sounds well intended in theory (won't someone PLEASE think of the CHILDREN?). But the idea of three or four million Virginians uploading their driver's license to PornHub?

"Alex, I'll take 'unintended consequences' for $200, please."

i'll upload your mom's driver's license, governor Youngkin

Lol. All my accounts shall henceforth be GlennYoungkinsMom69

Also "Youngkin" shall forever be code for und3rage inc3st, thanksbye.

A la santorum

'Virginia' means no one's been in ya

lol.

Also the only state flag that's rated PG-13

okay I have to admit I'm kinda glad that Paltrow won the ski trial^^^^^

I don't give a shit about her but the whole thing seemed bogus to begin with. If you don't want to get injured, go to the lodge and order a hot toddy

Donald Trump's court appearance.

Orange, sweaty, belligerent

lol

Who might or might not be buying Man United

I've got to come back to this Trump shite, it's currently live on three channels in the UK. Talk about a media bubble, hardly anyone gives a fuck about this but the UK media is completely obsessed with it.

a bit like Boris Johnson, i wd suggest that the liberal centre wants a wicker man every once in a while

wish I didn't care or think about these cnuts so much

Cnut

meow wolf

rainbow bud light and reactions to it

Greta Gerwig's Barbie movie

was glad no one said Tina Turner (yet)

Simply at Rest

literally anything to do with Taylor Swift

This

Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby.

I came here to say this but in my heart I knew...

Succession or any discussion of it. I don’t care.