Elon Musk

Fake

The Alex Cohen one definitely is, but dude can pick his targets.

I was let go by FTX today. I was in charge of all of Sam's personal finances. This was my first job in finance and living in the Bahamas.

I'm sad but excited to share that come January, I will be starting a new role at ARK Invest, leading our early stage web3 investments!

— Alex Cohen (@anothercohen) November 10, 2022

People on Twitter spreading fake news about Twitter's collapse and Twitter can't do anything about it because of Twitter's collapse.

> first goal in the world cup is when it ends

first game is qatar vs ecuador on Sunday. I'm not sure that'll have enough weight tbh

I feel bad saying this but honestly this is the funniest thing to ever happen

― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Thursday, November 17, 2022 7:23 PM bookmarkflaglink

richest guy in the world spent tens of billions of dollars to just get mercilessly bullied on his favorite website before destroying it within weeks

― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Thursday, November 17, 2022 7:24 PM bookmarkflaglink

lmao @ these posts

I (and probably thousands of other people) already made this joke weeks ago, Elon.

How do you make a small fortune in social media?

Start out with a large one.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 18, 2022

i'm not owned

Actual footage of Elon arriving for the final moments of Twitter:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSJGEn4FDys

GLADLY accepting my severance deal from twitter today. I seriously can’t take working like this anymore pic.twitter.com/BwvlBRXCAL

— neopet sematary (@glitchdagger) November 16, 2022

Lol

Elon really just tweeted this. Jesus pic.twitter.com/jOHrA2NLLs

— Read Jackson Rising by @CooperationJXN (@JoshuaPHilll) November 18, 2022

More lolz

listen, if we want cars that catch fire and run over children we have to just live with the catastrophic mismanagement of a social media platform https://t.co/wEmFeHH9OV

— b-boy bouiebaisse (@jbouie) November 17, 2022

The greatest emoji ever.

A bunch of Twitter engineers who were still at the company as of this morning, people I've known and respected for years, just called Elon's bluff, took the offer of severance, and said 🫡

— Chad Loder - @chadlo✧✧✧@kolekt✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧ (@chadloder) November 17, 2022

Salute emoji suggests to me 'yes sir, right away sir' rather than 'fuck of Musk' as it seems to be being used

off

Fuck of Musk and Eye of Toad

Or someone standing at 90 degrees to a nazi salute lol

salut

It's used as a fuck off emoji whenever I've seen it.

It's a way of saying fuck off to people you cannot say fuck off to, is how I see it.

that puts it in a much better light, never seen it before

oh my god pic.twitter.com/F9S62VEuJP

— cait (@punished_cait) November 18, 2022

Twitter's San Francisco headquarters has gone hardcore tonight. #TwitterTakeover pic.twitter.com/DoG5pDD4AD

— Muskrat McRatfu*ker needs to resign as CEO  (@christoq) November 18, 2022

put this on Elon's gravestone

https://i.imgur.com/X4lIrq2.png

Just had a look at this article on the FTX founder and the drugs he might've been taking...

https://astralcodexten.substack.com/p/the-psychopharmacology-of-the-ftx?utm_source=post-email-title

He has lost it pic.twitter.com/YPyxj5Ep6b

— Men's Rea (@InternetHippo) November 18, 2022

"In case there's anyone left who doesn't hate me ..."

it must be really frustrating to still be working there, in the middle of a work crisis, after clicking a button that indicated that you were hardcore and that Outstanding was the only acceptable performance, minimum of 96/7 work hours, and then you see elon replying to ticketmaster about taylor swift

I rode in a friend's tesla recently and it felt weirdly already dated, very car of the future of the past.

I was in the back of my coworker's yesterday and, having moved his kid's car seat, I ended up sitting in a pile of cheez-its

its so funny how he keeps doing that thing where you use jargon to make yourself sound more serious but youre obviously just a poser and everyone hates you

NEW: Email from Elon to the engineering team: "Anyone who can actually write software, please report to the 10th floor at 2pm today. Before doing so, please email me a bullet point summary of what your code commits have achieved in the past 6 months" 1/

— Zoë Schiffer (@ZoeSchiffer) November 18, 2022

lol that’s so deranged what a fucking dumbass

and then he asks for screenshots lmao if youre going to go out of your way to mention the implementation detail of committing you should at least commit yourself to using that system to track the code youre interested in which not coincidentally is the thing its for

Elon Musk is also asking for up 10 screenshots of the "most salient lines of code" from Twitter engineers 2/

— Zoë Schiffer (@ZoeSchiffer) November 18, 2022

please fax me a drawing of the best code you have ever written

Imagine having to interview for your job every day

someone in the thread pointed out these emails are just a way of him trying to find out who leaks things to the press. weird but maybe possible?

also, new tweets seem to be loading way slower than before. 5s or more

he seems to make a habit of making people around him repeatedly justify their qualifications for being there, which miiiiight be a bit of projection on his part, maybe something that a forbidden recess of his mind keeps trying to bring up

if i were him and committed to fake cinematic boss bullshit i would at least ask like what ideas of yours have made twitter a million dollars or more, thats actually an interesting thought experiment, and peoples answers would probably at least give you some insight into how they work and think, but some screenshots of code who gives a shit its totally meaningless, ask them how much code theyve deleted its a much more useful activity

"Space Karen" on that streaming projection thing is killing me

^ otm deleting code is the most critical software engineering function

The best code is no code at all.

Are we sure the plaintiff in the Tesla lawsuit case, Richard Tornetta, is not: ㄥ7ㄥ7ㄥ7 Tonetta777 ㄥㄥㄥɐʇʇǝuoʇ Tonetta777 ㄥㄥㄥɐʇʇǝuoʇ Tonetta777 ㄥㄥㄥɐʇʇǝuoʇ Tonetta777 ㄥㄥㄥɐʇʇǝuoʇ Tonetta 777 ㄥ7ㄥ7ㄥ7

lol space karen was good, cant believe they didnt include apartheid clyde tho, makes u wonder if they actually use the product twitter

I was space Karen first, dammit. pic.twitter.com/UvNw3UyhbW

— Dr. Karen James (@kejames) November 18, 2022

lmao

"Space Karen" sounds like a lost David Bowie/Robert Forster collabo.

Elon Musk is also asking for up 10 screenshots of the "most salient lines of code" from Twitter engineers

I had a low opinion of Elon, but I didn't think he was this stupid about software. (assuming this isn't a leak detector)

its not about leaks hes been doing this the whole time number of lines committed was one of the things they looked at when deciding who to fire

Of course he’s this stupid he’s an emerald mine heir that’s not a background that makes you smart

What should Twitter do next?

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 18, 2022

"Word puzzles? Internet dating? Pokemon? What do you guys want?"

Heh