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some brutally groovy lee hazelvonvliet meets buffalo bill jamzzz

*⁂((✪⥎✪))⁂* (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 30 August 2009 22:56 (nine years ago) link

nsfw

*⁂((✪⥎✪))⁂* (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 30 August 2009 22:57 (nine years ago) link

audio:
Tonetta777's "$VIRAL$" http://www.sendspace.com/file/euldvm

more: http://www.mediafire.com/?mmmzdjxtw4g

*⁂((✪⥎✪))⁂* (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 30 August 2009 23:01 (nine years ago) link

she said she forgot to pee
he said he forgot to shit
open to the public
piss and shit
no one gives a fuck anymore

no one gives a fuck anymore

a whore
walks the streets
he's searchin for meat
money runs this world
it's so easy to see

sex for bucks
who got fucked?
you, the girl
or the world?

come on people
it's only paper
government trash
queen on the throne
and i'm king fuck
jerkin my bone

she said she forgot to pee
pee
he said he forgot to shit
shit shit shit shit
open to the public
piss and shit
no one gives a fuck anymore

no one gives a fuck anymore

*⁂((✪⥎✪))⁂* (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 30 August 2009 23:10 (nine years ago) link

dude, tonetta is noize board only. you'll freak these animal collective kids out.

scott seward, Sunday, 30 August 2009 23:11 (nine years ago) link

They will come to like it and soon there will be a poll for best Tonetta777 jam

I am using your worlds, Sunday, 30 August 2009 23:40 (nine years ago) link

He's sort of a cross between Jandek and Peaches, but better.

I am using your worlds, Sunday, 30 August 2009 23:41 (nine years ago) link

surely the one with "i mean a really really really good fuck" xp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3ygGJBhUjo

Sébastien, Monday, 31 August 2009 00:40 (nine years ago) link

interview:
http://www.lolokaust.com/tonetta.html

*⁂((✪⥎✪))⁂* (Steve Shasta), Monday, 31 August 2009 00:44 (nine years ago) link

Thanks for making this thread!

OH my god, thank you!

DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS is just so . . . effortless.

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Monday, 31 August 2009 00:51 (nine years ago) link

if flash and the pan cursed like sailors and danced in their underwear i think it'd sound a lot like this

psychgawsple, Monday, 31 August 2009 00:52 (nine years ago) link

wow he grooves and makes some serious points

sonderangerbot, Monday, 31 August 2009 01:02 (nine years ago) link

i almost made this thread this morning but i chickened out. THANK U STEVE.

HURL CROCKERY AT THE MOSQUE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 31 August 2009 01:46 (nine years ago) link

also wish i could find "81 inch PRIME ass" or whatever it was called. that was the first tonetta jam i heard, wanna hear it again.

HURL CROCKERY AT THE MOSQUE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 31 August 2009 02:01 (nine years ago) link

81 Inch Pime Ass
This song is performed by Tonetta777.

I'm going to tickle your ass
with my tongue
As you know
I'm well hung
Gonna make you laugh
wiggle and squirt
With just one push you'll scream "ooh that hurt"
Gonna tickle your ass
tickle your ass
tickle your ass with my tongue
But deep down baby
you love every inch
You'll go crazy
captivity's a cinch
I'll own you all
you great big beautiful doll
I wished for this night
for so many pounds of delight
Yeah
I kiss away the past
thanks to your great big ass

*⁂((✪⥎✪))⁂* (Steve Shasta), Monday, 31 August 2009 02:12 (nine years ago) link

"I kiss away the past
thanks to your great big ass"

have truer words ever been spoken?

scott seward, Monday, 31 August 2009 02:20 (nine years ago) link

http://www.swift-move.com/videos/id_661/title_81-Inch-Prime-Ass/

Sébastien, Monday, 31 August 2009 02:29 (nine years ago) link

dude is a truly talented songwriter. i am 100% serious when i say this.

cutty, Monday, 31 August 2009 03:08 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfIA-ZqoWKc

cutty, Monday, 31 August 2009 03:11 (nine years ago) link

reason 85793378493 to love the internet

cool but i think i'm going to have nightmares now.

123456789 (jim), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:25 (nine years ago) link

Sébastien, you're my hero. Thanks!

HURL CROCKERY AT THE MOSQUE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 31 August 2009 07:57 (nine years ago) link

81 Inch Prime Ass is complete genius, it sounds a bit like the scat-obsessed mid-70's Gainsbourg.

J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Monday, 31 August 2009 08:08 (nine years ago) link

<3 this guy.

b hoy hoy (a hoy hoy), Monday, 31 August 2009 13:37 (nine years ago) link

nsfw

J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Monday, 31 August 2009 14:22 (nine years ago) link

or it gets the hose again

Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Monday, 31 August 2009 15:29 (nine years ago) link

looks kind of like David Yow in that last one

DJ AMencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 31 August 2009 15:46 (nine years ago) link

first time i saw his vids, i thought they were JJ Cale tracks he was just creepily lipsyncing to

jaxon, Monday, 31 August 2009 19:15 (nine years ago) link

drum machine sync next level shit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAbGp5RoMLo

*⁂((✪⥎✪))⁂* (Steve Shasta), Monday, 31 August 2009 19:21 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnYv8RTL834

J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Thursday, 10 September 2009 11:04 (nine years ago) link

genius.

cutty, Thursday, 10 September 2009 11:59 (nine years ago) link

$VIRAL$ goes through my head about 50% of the time.

MACROSOLUTIONS II MEGAHAWKWINDZ (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 10 September 2009 12:19 (nine years ago) link

what's the best way to get the audio off of these? none of the sites that purport to do that seem to work.

GOVERNMENT TRASH QUEEN ON A THRONE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 10 September 2009 12:26 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PyR7ySJPaM

omg... i wonder how long he's been doing these.

GOVERNMENT TRASH QUEEN ON A THRONE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 10 September 2009 12:32 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz_vuSbLo5M

J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Thursday, 10 September 2009 12:37 (nine years ago) link

not watching any of these ever again. Spent last week trying not to sing "i'm gonna tickle your ass with my tongue, as you know i'm well hung" out loud because it was totally stuck in my head.

amarillo fat (jim), Thursday, 10 September 2009 12:41 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCFxT7dCrV0

holy shit side a of the siltbreeze 7"

GOVERNMENT TRASH QUEEN ON A THRONE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 10 September 2009 12:46 (nine years ago) link

seriously these songs are catchy at fuck. what has he tapped into here?

cutty, Thursday, 10 September 2009 12:49 (nine years ago) link

and the videos are totally not even an essential part of what makes him amazing. it doesn't have to be visual. and it's not a joke.

cutty, Thursday, 10 September 2009 12:50 (nine years ago) link

Drugs Drugs Drugs is one of the best songs this year.

J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Thursday, 10 September 2009 12:53 (nine years ago) link

I will almost certainly be voting his '09 Youtube collection as a top ten P+J album of the year; we should start a pact.

Glad to hear more tracks where he drops the drum machine.

That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 September 2009 13:50 (nine years ago) link

can someone post the mp3 collection again?

cutty, Thursday, 10 September 2009 13:52 (nine years ago) link

Yes I'm re-uploading it right now.

J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Thursday, 10 September 2009 13:56 (nine years ago) link

I am a fan of this guy's music

caek, Thursday, 10 September 2009 13:58 (nine years ago) link

Devil Devil

village idiot (dog latin), Friday, 30 July 2010 08:52 (nine years ago) link

Are your friends and family aware of Tonetta?

They’re all aware of it, and I didn’t even tell them. The first time I went on YouTube, my nephew subscribed to me right away. He said “Hey congratulations, blah blah blah.” And after that he told my son, who is about 35 now. And then a couple of school buddies found out. My whole family and any friends I have, they all know.

Do they like it?

Well, they’re still listening. Except for my son, he doesn’t listen anymore. He doesn’t like what I’m doing. He likes the music, but he doesn’t like my method, seeing his father wearing a dress. He said, “You’re embarrassing me.” He can’t tell his friends “Hey, check out my dad on YouTube.” They’ll ask what I’m doing in a dress. I’ve been called so many things on YouTube, queer, fag. But I’m not, and that’s the crazy thing about it. They actually think I’m gay. I’ve got two boys and I was married. If I meet the right girl, I’ll get married again. I like pussy. If I have the choice, I’ll take tits. I like the female body. I’ve never been with guys.

So what was the inspiration for your songs about guys?

Well, for example, there’s this one called “Glory Hole” or something. This guy emailed me and asked if I could write a song about his experience. I never knew about that stuff until he told me. So I wrote the song about that, and he loved it. Some other guy said “Write me a song and make it as filthy as you want.” So I wrote “Gold and Brown Showers,” and that’s about piss and shit, and that’s never happened to me, but it makes a good song. Got a lot of people watching it. You can’t believe everything people write. Some of them are just nonsense songs. As for being with a guy, I’ve never been with a guy. I’ve got a whole bunch of guys who would want to be with me, but they’re not girls. So forget it.

thx 4 the link.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:33 (nine years ago) link

nice!

8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 31 July 2010 13:37 (nine years ago) link

I do it because I don’t have anything else. I just do it in my apartment, you can hear the traffic and the noise, but that’s just the way it is. You do what you gotta do, that’s all. I don’t try to deliberately make a sound; that’s my sound because it’s all I have. But lately Dirk has been sending me a few little things. He sent me a fuzz machine and a drum machine. Everyone was complaining that the beat was the same. Well I only had that one beat programmed into my eight track, so I kept using that beat. Now I can switch the beat. I can’t tune the guitar because the guitar is too cheap, it just doesn’t tune. People complain, they say “Why don’t you tune your guitar?” Well, I can’t. I just wanted to share my music.

http://www.grandprofile.com/Myspace_Comments/Family_Comments/Brother_Comments/images/Bro-You-are-My-Hero.gif

8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 31 July 2010 13:40 (nine years ago) link

aside from the piss n' shit stuff, this guy has some genuinely interesting lyrics: 'sex for bux, who got fucked? you, the girl, or the world', for example mentioned upthread

i think i really unironically love this guy

␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆ (LOLK), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 19:37 (nine years ago) link

No one gives a fuck anymore.

Trip Maker, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 19:40 (nine years ago) link

why is he naked

Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 19:41 (nine years ago) link

from the interview linked above it really just sounds like he's naked cuz it's funny and weird

␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆ (LOLK), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 19:43 (nine years ago) link

Not calling him a liar, but his insistence on heterosexuality kind of comes off as "PS-I've gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now."

Fetchboy, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 20:50 (nine years ago) link

i mean but who cares

69, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:33 (nine years ago) link

no one gives a fuck anymore

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:34 (nine years ago) link

i had a dream last night that brandon boyd was into piss n' shit

no more tonetta before bed

␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆ (LOLK), Thursday, 5 August 2010 23:20 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex2d_gXp-xg

this is astonishing on about 5 different levels and contains the best line of 2010 (WITH OR WITHOUT WE'RE TWO OF A KIND)

but whether he's really appropriating the gaga genderfuck as metaphor for his own enigmatic presence, or if he really just has the hots for lady gaga, wow

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 23:47 (eight years ago) link

Looks like the fame is going straight to his gut.

Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 23:58 (eight years ago) link

the dance floor was indifferent to $Viral$

peacocks, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:53 (eight years ago) link

no-one gives a fuck any more

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:55 (eight years ago) link

exactly. But then some nerd ran up to ask excitedly about Dee D Jackson and he was all like, "I think I have this. I just haven't played it before."

peacocks, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:10 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ug6994nDA4
POWER
YOU ERUPT MY VOLCANO
POWER

this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 September 2010 11:11 (eight years ago) link

album does not disappoint. now matter how shitty the day, almost instantly puts me in a good mood

sonderangerbot, Thursday, 2 September 2010 16:43 (eight years ago) link

^^ OTM. easily my most listened to artist this year. only misgiving is that a lot of his stuff sounds the same. id love to hear him push his music a bit more with stuff e.g. that 'john and yoko' song.

Michael B, Friday, 3 September 2010 11:51 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

secret penis nsfw

caek, Friday, 22 October 2010 11:46 (eight years ago) link

awesome interview.
this is pretty good btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysGm6mvVnR4

The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 October 2010 17:31 (eight years ago) link

Another lp is coming
http://blacktentpress.com/images/BlackTentPress-040.jpg
There's a seven inch, as well.
http://blacktentpress.com/artist/TONETTA

Trip Maker, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 16:59 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WEluBP2Kjg

this is giving me ~tonetta~ vibes

.\ /. (dayo), Friday, 3 December 2010 04:57 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

"7 inch"

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 February 2011 05:03 (eight years ago) link

Do you have a link? Seriously, 7 inch? Not 2xlp?

bamcquern, Thursday, 10 February 2011 05:27 (eight years ago) link

Dear tiny little publishing company, do not fuck up on your LP mastering like last time. Hopefully the Jimmy buffety early sounding stuff makes it on here.

Also, tiny company, please get your price down somehow.

bamcquern, Thursday, 10 February 2011 05:29 (eight years ago) link

I was DJing in a massive art gallery on Saturday Night and one of the artists complained that the music was too corporate so I played 'Really Big Cock' by Tonetta. It was then suggested that maybe I just play Motown.

Bonnie Tyler The Creator (Doran), Thursday, 10 February 2011 09:00 (eight years ago) link

people are horrible

bamcquern, Thursday, 10 February 2011 09:12 (eight years ago) link

the "7 inch" note is about his cock, not the album. It's an LP.
http://blacktentpress.com/item/14/TONETTA-777-VOL-II

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 February 2011 13:50 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

Forks, my LP and 7 inch both had high numbers. Don't know if they are sending later numbers first or if the run is nearing its end.

Mastering on the 7 inch is good, although the source is really lo-fi. The LP is still a bit quiet, but it seems to be an improvement over 777 I. No weird Jimmy Buffett style numbers yet, but I'm hoping.

bamcquern, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 16:17 (eight years ago) link

Delete "weird," insert "awesome" or nothing.

bamcquern, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 16:19 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Oh MY GOD. I just found out about Tonetta and I am enthralled. I am so, so happy right now, watching his Youtube channel.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 15 April 2011 01:38 (eight years ago) link

his beats suck ass

cold hands of monkeys on my heart (CaptainLorax), Friday, 15 April 2011 04:41 (eight years ago) link

Haha, definitely. A 2xLP is in the works. Wonder if I will feel like a sucker for ordering it. This last one was kind of boring.

bamcquern, Friday, 15 April 2011 06:44 (eight years ago) link

I'm sort of surprised by the focus on his music over the persona. I now love the songs I've heard, but I would probably not have listened to them if I hadn't been drawn in by the first video I saw (forget the name - something w/ lyrics "I'm so horny I could choke on a cock"). The music is kind of a medium for the character for me. Regardless, <3.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 15 April 2011 13:18 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

This is great and really sinister; I continue to be amazed that he's capable of consistently producing good new music within such a very narrow wavelength
dude is the minimalist lil b
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iy_jqJPsNo

Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 June 2011 18:07 (eight years ago) link

I ordered the vinyls only a month ago. I can't remember the numbering, but it seemed that they were mid-run. I was surprised, I thought they'd have sold out by now.
Anyway they sound fantastic

Boehner & der club of GOP (Ówen P.), Thursday, 16 June 2011 23:15 (eight years ago) link

ten months pass...

There's a "Drugs Drugs Drugs" remake posted last August with clearer production values:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZFUTJRJ96Y

The Painter of Blight™ (Sanpaku), Friday, 20 April 2012 16:34 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...
seven months pass...

Thought that'd be a new Tonetta video. It wasn't, so I went looking for one. He's not getting worse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRUuuOT25eE

Three Word Username, Thursday, 20 February 2014 20:10 (five years ago) link

eight months pass...

took me a minute

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 05:52 (four years ago) link

four years pass...

was curious what tonetta was up to... he's been up to a lot!
https://tonetta777.bandcamp.com/

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:31 (six months ago) link


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