what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room

roommate's.
"fucking" lawnmower.

http://m.assetbar.com/uuadXTX1t.gif

i always thought 'cumshot' referred specifically to it being filmed, not the stain itself.

actually, that reminds me of something I have to sort out!

Okay. Waht?

just mark g and his refried beans jones, pay no mind

Ah. Cheers.

Steve that's kind of part of the funney. You're not a regular reader I assume?

(Kev I also thought of this thread when I read this strip :))

it's one of the 34612 things i should do but don't

...?

Refrying cumshots?

wau ew

Dan, have you tried it? Didn't your mother teach you to try first and then make up your mind? ;-)

Yeah, I don't read Achewood either, except for the approx. two dozen strips I've seen posted to ILX.

I think the worst part about "refried cumshots" might be the "re-".

Upon reflection, there kind of can't be a "worst" part, can there.

refried cumshots: 100% quality

this does not warrant reflection

i always thought 'cumshot' referred specifically to it being filmed, not the stain itself.

smuckles has mad poetic license

reflecting cumshots: 100% quality

For the good of your mental health HI DERE, I'd let this one drop...

That is probably wise.

Dropping refried cumshots. Didn't know it could be done!

this thread used to make sense

do re-fried cumshots give you gas?

not if you soak them in water first

DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT

Stop HI DERE. Get out while you still can...

seeing the 'couch' pic (RIP) on this thread was probably the hardest i have ever laughed at something on the internet.

Kenan OTM

seconded.

Holy shit.

You see, the very first thing I read on I Love Everything was that awful rebel flag thread last night. (I'm new here.) But this is the second thread. I was going to kick my friends' asses for recommending this board after reading the rebel flag thread, but now I will be buying them shots after reading this one.

This thread is definitely on a Library Of Congress preservation level or something.

How would ILX react if this turned out to be untrue?

Did it ever really matter?

the very first thing I read on I Love Everything was that awful rebel flag thread last night.

I swear I'm not retarded all the time.

(call me crazy, but the rebel flag thread is probably one of the more thoughtful, even-keeled threads re: the 'R' word I've seen on ILX)

(but I usually make an effort to steer clear of them, so...)

95% of everything ILX says about the South that isn't exclusively about food is dumber than that thread.

We should do some sort of two-part poll to determine the Best ILX Thread Ever. Someone ought to set up a nominations thread, and then trawl through on a preset date, taking all of those with upwards of two nominations and putting them into a second thread, this time with polling options. This work of ILX archivism is long overdue IMO.

Curtis, I don't think you have anything to apologize for on that thread! hstencil with his underwear five sizes too small + Lorax-troll = SPACE MADNESS

Yeah, at least the whole Ronaldinho bottle-opener farrago led to some quality zingage...

Who's up for my idea? Too late, I'm about to do it...

Results 1 - 10 of about 1,110 from ilxor.com for "best thread ever"

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So.

There are three levels of quality here then?

- golden threads like this one
- awful threads like the rebel flag thread
- all the other threads which makes the rebel flag thread look THOUGHTFUL?????? I want to constantly knee that Lorax shmuck.

Please tell me the first type happens often enough.

This reminds me that for the first time I saw an advert for Lysol on telly today.

Correct, Miza. There are about a dozen or so acknowledged ILX classic threads, and this is one of them.

Moley, what are the other dozen?

Mizza: I'd send you here, but sadly, some important content is 404'd.

www.ilxor.com/ILX/ ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=17054

The most upfront sexual proposition you have ever made/received to/from someone you've just met

There's others, these are the only two I could find.

Somewhere there's probably a thread linking to all the classic threads, even.

Total Deathkvult Armageddon: The Black Metal FAP

Well, I liked it.

the use of "thusly" in this thread's title never fails to crack me up. And then I open it and roffle (again).