― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:46 (twenty years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:50 (twenty years ago) link
― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:51 (twenty years ago) link
i think i might like to be as a larf, but i have a feeling as, when anyone attractive shows me kindness of a sort, i would immediately think they were mocking me ala 7th grade
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:51 (twenty years ago) link
"sandra, that was mean"
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:52 (twenty years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:52 (twenty years ago) link
― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:53 (twenty years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:55 (twenty years ago) link
― Paul Eater (eater), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:55 (twenty years ago) link
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:56 (twenty years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:56 (twenty years ago) link
― Paul Eater (eater), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:58 (twenty years ago) link
Oh, and at Hampshire, of course, but that hardly counts.
― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:59 (twenty years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:59 (twenty years ago) link
― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:00 (twenty years ago) link
― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:02 (twenty years ago) link
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:02 (twenty years ago) link
― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:06 (twenty years ago) link
And NO I did not acquiesce. Sometimes I regret that a lot. I was in a tired and perverse mood, and she was, among other things, underage and silly.
― Paul Eater (eater), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:09 (twenty years ago) link
― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:09 (twenty years ago) link
― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:11 (twenty years ago) link
― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:13 (twenty years ago) link
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:14 (twenty years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:17 (twenty years ago) link
― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:19 (twenty years ago) link
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:20 (twenty years ago) link
― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:20 (twenty years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:27 (twenty years ago) link
― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:28 (twenty years ago) link
― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:28 (twenty years ago) link
― Lee G (Lee G), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:34 (twenty years ago) link
Next week, watch as the Toronto Velociraptors take on the Halifax Dustbunnies.
― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:34 (twenty years ago) link
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:36 (twenty years ago) link
― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:37 (twenty years ago) link
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:38 (twenty years ago) link
― Lee G (Lee G), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:38 (twenty years ago) link
that if you do this now, you'd be killed?
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:40 (twenty years ago) link
― C J (C J), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:47 (twenty years ago) link
― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:48 (twenty years ago) link
― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:50 (twenty years ago) link
― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:50 (twenty years ago) link
ooh! IS this a position?!? ha ha
― Sarah mclusky (coco), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:52 (twenty years ago) link
― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:55 (twenty years ago) link
this happened to me a couple of weeks ago! except the guy was young and pretty hot! but i still didnt go out with him.
― minna (minna), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:06 (twenty years ago) link
Well, he was imparting this wisdom some 20 years ago. Those were different times, as the poet once said. Plus, I think there might have been a statistical possibility "learning moment" imbedded in there somewhere. Jeez, can you imagine a high-school teacher telling that story in class nowadays? You could end up on the six o'clock news.
Having reread the original thread topic, I realize my other story doesn't count. But I remember that I did have a young woman (she said 18) e-mail me a few years back to tell me she loved my writing would therefore like to (ahem) love me. An offer of sex sight unseen isn't nearly as flattering as I would have thought.
― Lee G (Lee G), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:07 (twenty years ago) link
― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:12 (twenty years ago) link
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:14 (twenty years ago) link
― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:16 (twenty years ago) link
― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:17 (twenty years ago) link
We went out for a month, during which time we actually managed not to be having sex. [sighs]
― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:18 (twenty years ago) link
couldnt take it for a whole summer huh - too magical
― Richard Snorkeling (ice cr?m), Thursday, 10 December 2009 01:43 (fourteen years ago) link
lol @ crossposting http://waxidermy.com/bbs/viewtopic.php?t=26895
― ❝♪♬♩❞ (electricsound), Wednesday, December 9, 2009 7:58 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
lool the internets
LOL dara well played.
(def didn't see it. def too magical)
― ★彡☆ ★彡 (ENBB), Thursday, 10 December 2009 01:44 (fourteen years ago) link
btw it wasnt a txt message it was a gchat
me: gabe whats the term for when a hot girl hits on u then tries to sub in her ugly friend at the last minute Gabe: oh jeez I forgot. but I know there is a awesome word for it... hmm damn.5:33 PM its almost at the tip of my brain.5:34 PM me: its like shepherding or something rite5:38 PM Gabe: that does not sound like it me: its is an animal name tho?5:39 PM hosre trading Gabe: yeah I think so I am asking around
― Richard Snorkeling (ice cr?m), Thursday, 10 December 2009 01:47 (fourteen years ago) link
I love this place.
― krakow, Thursday, 10 December 2009 11:11 (fourteen years ago) link
"bait and switch"
― special vixens unit (suzy), Thursday, 10 December 2009 11:14 (fourteen years ago) link
"awe and shock"
― Mark G, Thursday, 10 December 2009 11:15 (fourteen years ago) link
shock and awwww the morning after
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 December 2009 11:17 (fourteen years ago) link
a really mild-mannered slightly nerdy looking friend
btw this is the type of guy i would propositionthis may also be why it succeeded in my one attempt so far
― Maria, Thursday, 10 December 2009 13:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Hey me too! No wonder it doesn't work if we're all doing it ;_;
― brett favre vs bernard fevre, fite (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 10 December 2009 14:18 (fourteen years ago) link
i must ask him if he remembers you
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 December 2009 14:19 (fourteen years ago) link
In my brief college days I once fended off a bj on the lawn in front of the fine arts building.
― retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Thursday, 10 December 2009 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Am now imagining disembodied oral sex for some strange reason.
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link
holy shit the cheese fry story
― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link
i am loling at the mental image of "fending off" a bj
"stop it! stop it!"
― what u think i steen for to push a crawfish? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link
why do these faggots keep sucking my dick!
― Richard Snorkeling (ice cr?m), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link
your cheese fry
― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Shades of Re-Animator
― Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link
I can see fending off a person but fending off a blow job sounds odd to my ears.
"There sure are a lot of blow jobs out there today! I wonder if my wife will notice if I don't wear bj repellent?"
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link
"look out for that blowjob!"
― a triumph in high-tech nipple obfuscation (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:35 (fourteen years ago) link
when blowjobs attack
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link
sounds like an adults-only "Dirty Jobs" episode
― wtf?!? just randomly started crying! (HI DERE), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Sounds like parts of Bangkok to me.
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link
i am loling at the mental image of "fending off" a bj"stop it! stop it!"― what u think i steen for to push a crawfish? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:09 (37 minutes ago)
― what u think i steen for to push a crawfish? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:09 (37 minutes ago)
More or less how it went down! She'd already propositioned me to go back to my apt a couple times and I must have been too polite in declining her cuz she just decided to go for it. It was just...ew. 1) Hi we're in public 2) You just showed me yr x-bfs school photo in which he was in full Juggalo paint and that really really frightens me and also 3) you are kinda gross and 4) DID I MENTION THAT IT IS BROAD DAYLIGHT. On top of having already declined her once or twice. She was probably joking and wouldn't have actually completed the act in public, but I'd heard...some stories...seen her proposition dudes in similar fashion and head back to their dorms with 'em...seeds of doubt.
― retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Thursday, 10 December 2009 23:02 (fourteen years ago) link
I dated a girl from her home town a few years later who told me a story about said bj bandit'd ex-juggalo-bf where his friends had to stop him from getting clown paint tattoo on his face at an ICP show. Was very impressed.
― retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Thursday, 10 December 2009 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link
"bandit's"
― retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Thursday, 10 December 2009 23:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Got offered $50 for a blow job, should've taken it
Guys're always offering me money actually
― The reverse TARDIS of pasta (Niles Caulder), Thursday, 10 December 2009 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link
(Steps on Montreal flophouse near Ste.-Catherine and St.-Laurent. Young woman and pimp-like man sit on the stoop, with a medium-sized teddy bear also on the stoop.)
YOUNG WOMAN: Hey, want a date?ME: No thanks.OLDER MAN: How about a big stuffed bear?ME: Just me and the bear alone, no funny stuff?
― Action Orientation (Eazy), Thursday, 10 December 2009 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― an terror has occurred (sic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link
My friend C was at 80s night, getting her dance on when some chick comes up -
Stranger Girl: "You look like a librarian."My Friend: "Yeah, I get that a lot...the glasses, etc..."Stranger Girl: "...a librarian that needs to be fucked!"
The best part of this is that you could adapt it to almost anything, assuming the person looked like anything. My friend is straight and passed on the offer.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 28 December 2009 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link
woh, i have so many of these that i could do my own thread.
― And now my dick is where? Oh, this is too rich (the table is the table), Monday, 28 December 2009 23:00 (fourteen years ago) link
i think the best was when i was at the infamous Gangway on Larkin & Geary, getting my first drink at the bar, and a guy just stuck his hand down my pants and started giving me a handjob. he didn't even say hello to me until i was hard.
― And now my dick is where? Oh, this is too rich (the table is the table), Monday, 28 December 2009 23:02 (fourteen years ago) link
oh, gaypaws
― ice cr?m, Monday, 28 December 2009 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't remember this at all, but apparently a bunch of years back I was leaving a party really, really drunk, and a friend introduced me to some guy. I just said to him, "Hello, you're a very attractive man, but I have to go now. I'll talk to you about having sex tomorrow."
― sandy, Monday, 28 December 2009 23:36 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/SpongeBob-SquarePants-p47.jpg
― just settled down for a long winter's blap (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 28 December 2009 23:38 (fourteen years ago) link
hello yes im call re: our appointment to discuss having sex
― ice cr?m, Monday, 28 December 2009 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link
lol!
― what u think i steen for to push a crawfish? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 28 December 2009 23:50 (fourteen years ago) link
yes that right, im the drunk girl who touched yr hair last night
― ice cr?m, Monday, 28 December 2009 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link
ikr? it's kinda touching that this seems to be a rare enough occurrence that it merits noting for non-gays.
― lex pretend, Monday, 28 December 2009 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link
As much as straight guys are cool around us gay dudes, it still surprises a few of'em when we get flirty and even hit on them -- that's what guys do!
― Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link
When I was a shy teen dork with a mohawk I was walking through the city one time, and this old-school punk girl introduced herself by saying, "Can I have you?" Nervous and shocked, I replied, "What for?" "Dirty sex." "Um...sorry, I have to go."
― sandy, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 00:02 (fourteen years ago) link
a friend and i are currently trying to persuade a straight boy to come to a gay bashment night with us - it is proving to be something of an uphill struggle, even the most open-minded dudes are making excuses with a quickness!
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 00:05 (fourteen years ago) link
(it's for a project)
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link
sandy, i hope your hair tottered when you spoke.
― estela, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link
No doubt.
― sandy, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link
i once got rid of a crude proposer by asking him agreeably if he minded waiting for a minute while i went and drained my catheter bag.
― estela, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Is this like a "get a 'straight' man to have sex with you" project? I've heard a rumor that you get a free toaster at a local bar if you complete that "project."
― mh, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link
gays u r next level, i salute u
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 00:38 (fourteen years ago) link
damn right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlrkUmMk3U4
― And now my dick is where? Oh, this is too rich (the table is the table), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link
I used to have to walk down this real cruisy stretch of road to get to work, and one day this older guy just started talking to me and within 30 seconds was like, "Come back to my place." I politely declined but he was real insistent, and added, "It'll only take five minutes." Could not understand why he considered that something that would make his offer more appealling, but he did shout it at me repeatedly as I walked away - "Just five minutes! Just five minutes!"
― sandy, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 00:57 (fourteen years ago) link