I believe swearing gets posters banned.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 21 March 2022 15:02 (two years ago) link
first line of The A-posters' Creed?
― Michael Flatley's (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 21 March 2022 15:30 (two years ago) link
that's Mr. Apollo to you, fool
― sarahell, Monday, 21 March 2022 15:37 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/SBIeTMh.jpg?1
Robberbandits: I've a (dead) empire outside
I said, "Fuck the vulgar Marxists, I've a tank outsideFuck the Leninists, I have a tank outsideAnd fuck the working class, I've a tank outsideYou're being taken for a ride, I've a tank outsideThey said, "We don't believe you"I said, "It's fuckin' trueSwapped communism for capital in 1992"I don't need an empire, I just need more livin' spaceAnd if you try to cramp my style, I'll shoot you in the face"I don't need no facts - I own TVYou'll invade in style if you side with me"And the soldiers ridin' over, their red flag flying highI look the fuckers up and down and send them off to die
― The Quantum Superposition Platform - For Life (MoominTrollin), Tuesday, 22 March 2022 18:30 (two years ago) link
certainly butchered that zing with a double negative
― Michael Flatley's (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 23 March 2022 16:00 (two years ago) link
Hitsville Ukraine
― Mardi Gras Mambo Sun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 24 March 2022 20:56 (two years ago) link
@Sufjan, the original:
"I don't pay no tax, no NCTYou'll arrive in style if you ride with me"
― The Quantum Superposition Platform - For Life (MoominTrollin), Thursday, 24 March 2022 22:43 (two years ago) link
just a gentle reminder that ageism and ageist stereotypes are a bad scene and dumb too
― a spectre is haunting your mom (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 March 2022 08:38 (two years ago) link
This is, appropriately enough, a dogshit point
― mardheamac (gyac), Tuesday, 29 March 2022 09:38 (two years ago) link
Will Smith and Vladimir Putin found out that it's not a good idea to attack a comedian.
― StanM, Tuesday, 29 March 2022 17:50 (two years ago) link
lol
― peace, man, Tuesday, 29 March 2022 17:51 (two years ago) link
"Its only natural that a Great Actor like Will Smith will slap around smaller actors in their sphere of influence." pic.twitter.com/5tzQNr6IzU— PolitiKey (@PolitiKeyUK) March 28, 2022
― The Quantum Superposition Platform - For Life (MoominTrollin), Tuesday, 29 March 2022 18:07 (two years ago) link
Good zing of a wise 1!
― dow, Tuesday, 29 March 2022 19:45 (two years ago) link
ilx turned into a "old men moaning about kids" site so slowly i barely noticed
no wait i did
― a spectre is haunting your mom (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 April 2022 09:57 (two years ago) link
I don’t understand why there are two threads complaining about annoying words and phrases tbh
― mardheamac (gyac), Saturday, 2 April 2022 10:38 (two years ago) link
i would refer my honourable friend to my previous statement
― a spectre is haunting your mom (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 April 2022 10:40 (two years ago) link
https://c.tenor.com/2uPTZEqzFzoAAAAC/edgeworth-anime.gif
― mardheamac (gyac), Saturday, 2 April 2022 10:43 (two years ago) link
I had the interesting experience of being complained about on here as a naive young person (!) by someone subsequently banned, quite a thing to read about yourself in your mid thirties I must say.
― mardheamac (gyac), Saturday, 2 April 2022 10:45 (two years ago) link
You are young (for ilx)
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 3 April 2022 07:46 (two years ago) link
was there a point at which ILX did not bitch about feckless youth tbh
― beepy fridges (sic), Tuesday, 5 April 2022 09:15 (two years ago) link
The Lily Allen thread? Oh wait...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 5 April 2022 10:20 (two years ago) link
in the good old days we bitched abt each other: "Use other words please."
(thread title contains notion that when whining abt a phrase annoying you, you must offer a stronger alternative or you are the problem)
― mark s, Tuesday, 5 April 2022 11:04 (two years ago) link
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As a medical cannabis user who's just had my evening dose, this is the single weirdest and most fascinating post I've ever read. It makes no sense to me, yet it's worded brilliantly. I've read it at least fifteen times. I am completely enamoured with this short paragraph of perfect, meaningless text. Is this what all those people who rave about Murakami are talking about?
― Let's disco dance, Hammurabi! (Austin), Friday, 8 April 2022 01:29 (two years ago) link
Maybe this should go in "use other words" but I am starting to dislike "package" when used about tranches of government funding or about a legislative agenda.
Mostly because I don't want to read a thousand articles about "Biden's package."
― Fifty Centaur (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 14 April 2022 22:12 (two years ago) link
"Biden's package" sounds like a euphemism for something I don't want to envision.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 14 April 2022 22:15 (two years ago) link
Biden's enormous bundle
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 April 2022 22:17 (two years ago) link
Joe Manchin is a chastity cage on Biden's package
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 14 April 2022 22:22 (two years ago) link
C'mon, man
― the John Mearsheimer Views Explosion (MoominTrollin), Thursday, 14 April 2022 22:30 (two years ago) link
It's yuge
― Fifty Centaur (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 14 April 2022 23:12 (two years ago) link
It's gonna be incredible.
― Anita Quatloos (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 14 April 2022 23:12 (two years ago) link
Oh wait.
Listen Mac, I'll be a good boy for you.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 14 April 2022 23:14 (two years ago) link
Why did they kill that guy? Why did they kill him? Who was that guy? What was that guy? I thought he was with them. Wasn't he with them? Why would they kill him if he was with them? Oh, he wasn't really with them. I thought he was with them. It's a good thing they killed him
― gop on ya gingrich (wins), Friday, 22 April 2022 08:16 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/ctZOoYn.png
unlikely
― Everybody Loves Ramen (WmC), Friday, 29 April 2022 17:46 (two years ago) link
i keep coming back to the concept of interpellation in terms of taking responsibility in collective horizontally-organized work
― sarahell, Saturday, 30 April 2022 16:48 (two years ago) link
realizing i have the longest post on about 30% of the threads i've posted on
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 30 April 2022 18:55 (two years ago) link
we can c&p some scaruffi if it makes you feel better
― sarahell, Sunday, 1 May 2022 09:24 (two years ago) link
🙄🙄🙄
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 May 2022 11:33 (two years ago) link
zeppelin also probably more likely to put a gun to your head and _make_ you take them
― Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 2 May 2022 20:28 (two years ago) link
i'm sorry if that's grossly tasteless and offensive, it's just been a long time since i've had to deal with classic rock loving Cis Dudes(tm)
― Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 2 May 2022 20:31 (two years ago) link
I’ve never thought about this before, I don’t understand what the big fuss is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
― gyac, Wednesday, 4 May 2022 12:02 (two years ago) link
I Love Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
― middot • is • my • middle • name (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 16:26 (two years ago) link
otm, ILM is a classic rock forum now
― imago, Wednesday, 4 May 2022 16:45 (two years ago) link
all the cool kids hang out in the peoples_pop twitter polls
― imago, Wednesday, 4 May 2022 16:46 (two years ago) link
they tend to be more engaging than what’s going on here these days, it’s true, especially the current Songs That Aren’t In English one
― middot • is • my • middle • name (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 18:57 (two years ago) link
This is the absolute Platonic form of an ILM thread
― Number One shlong in Devon (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 May 2022 05:32 (two years ago) link
i got take out from the neo-liberal burger place a few weeks ago. that thread is to ILM threads as the neo-liberal burger place burger is to burgers.
― sarahell, Thursday, 12 May 2022 06:30 (two years ago) link
it's an unworthy thought but part of me secretly hopes one of the reasons Will Smith slapped Chris Rock was for appearing on the extended coda of "Blame Game" and asking "Who the fuck got your pussy all re-upholstered?"
― castanuts (DJP), Friday, 13 May 2022 19:03 (two years ago) link
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/boZamkRMCfg/maxresdefault.jpg
― gyac, Saturday, 14 May 2022 15:16 (two years ago) link
I can't decide whether this blatant troll not being banned yet is cos lol ilm or no that's it I can't remember what the fuck else I was thinking
― what doesn't kill me makes me Hongroe (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 15 May 2022 00:19 (two years ago) link