lmao that is extremely pathetic if the Chelsea Manning rumor is true
― rob, Monday, 14 March 2022 17:54 (four years ago)
haha that’s it
"What I desperately, desperately need is for you to think that I’m cool and funny. I need this. Please give me that satisfaction." — @elonmusk https://t.co/otpfnBSMrj pic.twitter.com/O5Tg5ht5yZ— The Onion (@TheOnion) March 24, 2022
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 26 March 2022 21:03 (four years ago)
translation: he got rejected from Berghain, life is alright sometimes
They wrote PEACE on the wall at Berghain! I refused enter.— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 3, 2022
― Murgatroid, Sunday, 3 April 2022 19:49 (four years ago)
he’s so silly. I guess you’d call it “cringe” now but there needs to be something stronger than cringe. everything’s cringe
― OG Bob Sacamano (will), Sunday, 3 April 2022 22:46 (four years ago)
Terrible disappointment for the Berghain pee guy I'm sure.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 3 April 2022 23:11 (four years ago)
I do not know what that means but if his plan was to pee on Elon then I suppose so. honestly I’m disappointed too
― OG Bob Sacamano (will), Sunday, 3 April 2022 23:27 (four years ago)
Well well.
https://www.ft.com/content/29b9c884-02d7-4d1c-a4ab-c862242fa76e
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 4 April 2022 11:47 (four years ago)
Now he'll be able to say anything he wants!
― nashwan, Monday, 4 April 2022 12:00 (four years ago)
hi
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 4 April 2022 16:09 (four years ago)
ask him for a free tesla model x plaid 0-60 2.3 seconds
― lag∞n, Monday, 4 April 2022 16:14 (four years ago)
gonna ask him to stop doing a culture of racism in the workplace
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 4 April 2022 18:54 (four years ago)
i mean thats fine too
― lag∞n, Monday, 4 April 2022 19:56 (four years ago)
The worst people seem to become politicians and billionaires
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 4 April 2022 20:11 (four years ago)
he just bought a big chunk of Twitter
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 4 April 2022 20:22 (four years ago)
Not cynical/sinister at all
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 4 April 2022 20:22 (four years ago)
he also has a convertible floating through space
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 4 April 2022 20:28 (four years ago)
the tesla floating in space, courtesy of space-x, is a good example of corporate synergy, where the energies brought into alignment are the dumb ideas elon has when stoned
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 4 April 2022 20:43 (four years ago)
stoned on cocaine maybe
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Monday, 4 April 2022 22:14 (four years ago)
I couldn't write this script if I tried. pic.twitter.com/vRQN9wpzqg— Jillian C. York (@jilliancyork) April 5, 2022
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Wednesday, 6 April 2022 01:29 (four years ago)
abysmal real names
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Wednesday, 6 April 2022 01:52 (four years ago)
xp don’t do this at me
― mh, Wednesday, 6 April 2022 04:51 (four years ago)
It seems the Starlinks he sent to Ukraine are really making a difference:
https://www.pcmag.com/news/ukraine-now-using-over-10000-starlink-units-to-keep-country-online
― o. nate, Thursday, 7 April 2022 19:29 (four years ago)
This woman was brought to tears over the mere sight of Elon Musk. Psychotic. pic.twitter.com/WqMMbVHEGx— Matt Saincome (@MattSaincome) April 8, 2022
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 8 April 2022 18:10 (four years ago)
he's the fifth Beatle
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 8 April 2022 18:46 (four years ago)
more like the filth butthole
― Toxoplasmosis Jones (cat), Friday, 8 April 2022 21:24 (four years ago)
Whoops!
Elon has decided not to join our board. I sent a brief note to the company, sharing with you all here. pic.twitter.com/lfrXACavvk— Parag Agrawal (@paraga) April 11, 2022
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 April 2022 03:27 (four years ago)
Is this the reason pic.twitter.com/xwlDhTv1Rf— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) April 11, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 11 April 2022 04:25 (four years ago)
https://s3-prod.autonews.com/s3fs-public/MUSK_TEXAS-MAIN_i.jpg
"ARE YOU READY FOR FLORIDA-GEORGIA LINE?!?!"
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 11 April 2022 04:51 (four years ago)
he looks stoned
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 11 April 2022 04:52 (four years ago)
He looks like he's wearing a human suit.
― peace, man, Monday, 11 April 2022 10:26 (four years ago)
we tried to have him join the board where he would have legal obligations to act in the best interests of the company and all its shareholders but strangely he chose the option to remain a chaos agent— Mister Zingers (@allahliker) April 11, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 11 April 2022 12:31 (four years ago)
He is now offering to buy the company outright.
― peace, man, Thursday, 14 April 2022 11:23 (four years ago)
Who controls the memes,controls the Universe— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 26, 2020
― lag∞n, Thursday, 14 April 2022 11:48 (four years ago)
king shit
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 April 2022 15:40 (four years ago)
i meant that in a bad way, haha
whatta world
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 April 2022 15:41 (four years ago)
dude really has become the real-life Mr Burns
― frogbs, Thursday, 14 April 2022 15:46 (four years ago)
if he offers to buy ILX for more than $10 billion, though, i suggest we take it
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 April 2022 15:49 (four years ago)
"Trending in the UK: Mastodon"
― koogs, Thursday, 14 April 2022 16:14 (four years ago)
It’s weird when someone uses a platform to break federal securities law and then later buys the platform.— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) April 14, 2022
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Thursday, 14 April 2022 16:18 (four years ago)
god, i bet he's going to somehow introduce crypto into twitter, too
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 April 2022 16:22 (four years ago)
man, Batman (1989) fucking NAILED our current era
it's uncanny how much back to the future 2 and batman both featured the cartoon supervillains, one a total idiot and bitter, the other a maniacal troll who is bitter
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 April 2022 16:24 (four years ago)
tomorrow's news today
https://i.imgur.com/fPkRVJ9.gif
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 April 2022 16:26 (four years ago)
He bid $54.20 per share
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 14 April 2022 19:06 (four years ago)
Trump will get back his twitter account.This will be Elon's legacy.— John_Hempton (@John_Hempton) April 14, 2022
― o. nate, Thursday, 14 April 2022 19:28 (four years ago)
forums lawsuithttps://t.co/NxuVxcFoRShttps://t.co/w09DnLypDB pic.twitter.com/fV7lVH84ud— Goons_TXT (@Goons_TXT) April 14, 2022
― 龜, Thursday, 14 April 2022 19:42 (four years ago)
phew close one
Journalists breath a sign of relief as Musk is blocked from buying Twitter by *adjusts glasses* Mohammed bin Salman. pic.twitter.com/Ic5b8xi1Mv— Pessimists Archive (@PessimistsArc) April 14, 2022
― nashwan, Thursday, 14 April 2022 22:09 (four years ago)
Underground tunnels are immune to surface weather conditions (subways are a good example), so it wouldn’t matter to Hyperloop if a hurricane was raging on the surface. You wouldn’t even notice.— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 24, 2022
― mookieproof, Monday, 25 April 2022 02:08 (four years ago)
does this guy actually believe his stupid tunnels are a good idea or is all just part of his pr scam
― lag∞n, Monday, 25 April 2022 02:28 (four years ago)
there is no difference in his own mind, that's the cool thing about post-Trump America
― frogbs, Monday, 25 April 2022 02:29 (four years ago)