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ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:46 (five years ago) Permalink

Beryl Sprinkel

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:48 (five years ago) Permalink

jonjo shelvey

ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:49 (five years ago) Permalink

:D

wince (imago), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:50 (five years ago) Permalink

Spanky deBrest

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:52 (five years ago) Permalink

Ed Balls

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:54 (five years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

tin jedvaj

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 27 June 2013 01:27 (five years ago) Permalink

All of these are good names. Except maybe Ed Balls.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 27 June 2013 14:03 (five years ago) Permalink

kirsten flipkens

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 16:00 (five years ago) Permalink

every baby born with a name spelled "Aidyn"

frogbs, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 16:01 (five years ago) Permalink

Aidyn Jaden Brayden Kayden

Poliopolice, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 16:02 (five years ago) Permalink

just found out our house sitter's name is McKensie Phillips

Darin, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:58 (five years ago) Permalink

Acquaintance of a friend is naming her daughter Kynaidegh. Pronounced Kennedy apparently.

u r all xanax'd bonobos (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 09:38 (five years ago) Permalink

oy

Jean-Bertrand Aristide (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:58 (five years ago) Permalink

marcus mumford

Jean-Bertrand Aristide (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:58 (five years ago) Permalink

a girl in one of my courses last semester was named "LoveRa", pronounced "luhv-RAH"

clouds, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:08 (five years ago) Permalink

used to work with someone that had the (Dutch) last name of Updegrave, her brother was named 'Doug', srsly

sleeve, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:10 (five years ago) Permalink

there's a poet named Allison Benis White

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 July 2013 15:48 (five years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Marvin Ducksch

Lama Bloody SwagYurt (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 21 September 2013 13:20 (five years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

Stephen Yaxley-Lennon

fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 October 2013 13:44 (five years ago) Permalink

paul potts

idembanana (abanana), Saturday, 12 October 2013 14:01 (five years ago) Permalink

nick ferrari

many machines on ilx (MaresNest), Saturday, 12 October 2013 14:19 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah i hate him and his shit name (nico smith would be shit too)

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:48 (five years ago) Permalink

Vance Blanc

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:48 (five years ago) Permalink

Tony Discipline

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:52 (five years ago) Permalink

Sab Deol said he was punched twice by Discipline inside the VIP area at the club, prompting his cousin to intervene.

Both men said they had done nothing to provoke the attack.

Discipline smiled and nodded at the jury as he was released from the dock to join his parents, who wept with joy.

He shouted “Yes” before hugging girlfriend Jacqueline Jossa, 19, who plays Lauren Branning in the BBC soap.

Had the case not been thrown out she had been due to give evidence in support of Discipline.

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:56 (five years ago) Permalink

http://www.192.com/atoz/people/surnames/discipline/50/

fuck, i love finding out about rare english surnames

the d1ciplines are mostly clustered around welling, rochester, thamesmead and other estuarial pleasure palaces

r1cky and c0nstance probably my favourites

tony d is just a vile name though

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:04 (five years ago) Permalink

sidcup's w4yne d1scipline is verging on something that glib little fuckboy martin amis might have contrived

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:11 (five years ago) Permalink

gav indiscipline is quite good

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:14 (five years ago) Permalink

you shd come and live in the SE outposts nakhers

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:15 (five years ago) Permalink

cultural bouillabaisse beyond compare

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:16 (five years ago) Permalink

Beryl Sprinkel

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:16 (five years ago) Permalink

Beryl Sprinkel

― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 23:48 (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:17 (five years ago) Permalink

lj you could get an incisive and coruscating sunday broadsheet article by tracking the disciplines around their endz

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:20 (five years ago) Permalink

go to the post office and put up a sheet of tattered quarto with a single scrawled inscription IS THIS THE END FOR MR DISCIPLINE

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:21 (five years ago) Permalink

Beryl Wayne Sprinkel (November 20, 1923 – August 22, 2009)[1] was a member of the Executive Office of the US President and chairman of the Council of Economic Advisors (CEA) between April 4, 1985 and January 21, 1989,[2] during the Reagan administration.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:23 (five years ago) Permalink

haha you didn't tell us there was a WAYNE in the middle

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:24 (five years ago) Permalink

Discipline and Greenwich

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:25 (five years ago) Permalink

Orly Taitz

clouds, Thursday, 17 October 2013 13:55 (five years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Imogen Poots

Very Gelb; thanks for asking. (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Sunday, 17 November 2013 22:43 (five years ago) Permalink

Imogen Gay Poots

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Sunday, 17 November 2013 22:44 (five years ago) Permalink

Imogen Heap too

Mr. Wristington, you're trying to seduce me. (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 18 November 2013 02:35 (five years ago) Permalink

Lol Creme

Homo schaduwkabinet (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 18 November 2013 02:39 (five years ago) Permalink

Joey Essex. I genuinely thought that was a nickname until today.

ailsa, Monday, 18 November 2013 02:50 (five years ago) Permalink

Justin Lookadoo

Very Gelb; thanks for asking. (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 02:13 (five years ago) Permalink

Donny Dugdale
Mickeylee Macken

are two that just came up at work. Awful.

Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 14:54 (five years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

rooney mara

A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Thursday, 19 December 2013 04:33 (five years ago) Permalink

I've become accustomed to that one

mh, Thursday, 19 December 2013 05:03 (five years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

blake bortles

Joyeux animaux de la misère (nakhchivan), Saturday, 22 February 2014 04:52 (five years ago) Permalink

Donny Dugdale
Mickeylee Macken

are two that just came up at work. Awful.

― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 14:54 (3 months ago)

lol

Joyeux animaux de la misère (nakhchivan), Saturday, 22 February 2014 04:53 (five years ago) Permalink

just popping in to irksomely voice my distaste for bumps of this thread that involve names which are simply scurrilous or which otherwise anglicise humorously. this is abysmal real names. please try to get it.

imago, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 14:33 (one year ago) Permalink

No wonder no-one posts to this thread anymore.

Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 15:43 (one year ago) Permalink

four months pass...

Jizz Hornkamp

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 12 January 2018 13:56 (one year ago) Permalink

Corb Lund

khat person (jim in vancouver), Friday, 12 January 2018 22:37 (one year ago) Permalink

counterpoint: jizz hornkamp is good not bad

pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 12 January 2018 23:10 (one year ago) Permalink

At a bank where I worked we had "Shona Dick" in the card files.

attention vampire (MatthewK), Saturday, 13 January 2018 04:42 (one year ago) Permalink

there is a tennis player called Tennys ffs

#TeamHailing (imago), Thursday, 18 January 2018 19:02 (one year ago) Permalink

take it to the nominative determinism thread

grim-n-gritty hooty reboot (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 18 January 2018 20:02 (one year ago) Permalink

Ant Bacon

ogmor, Friday, 19 January 2018 13:03 (one year ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

Horst Overdick.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 18 February 2018 12:55 (one year ago) Permalink

three months pass...

CMSgt Steve Cum and CMSgt Adam "Troy" McComb payed a special visit to @GerogeMasonUniversity to attend the commencement and graduation of the Air Force Enlisted to Medical Degree program graduates. The graduates' next stop is medical school! pic.twitter.com/glF9fjeZFg

— Air Force Medicine (@USAFHealth) May 17, 2018

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 16:38 (eleven months ago) Permalink

no

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 16:50 (eleven months ago) Permalink

rising London-based cricketer Will Jacks

imago, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 20:13 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Local baptist pastor m@tt lillicr@p

Elonio Grimesci (wins), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 20:27 (eleven months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Chase Knobbe

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joyce_Manor

Alan Alba (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 17:07 (nine months ago) Permalink

Jennifer Dypw1ck

Dying rn.

Hi My father very Rusted Root with me what can I do? (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 July 2018 15:45 (nine months ago) Permalink

I encountered the last name 'Titsworth' for the first time yesterday.

Things To Do For Dinner When You're Dad (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:30 (eight months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Splinter de Mooij

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 13 August 2018 18:31 (eight months ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

"The US ambassador to Myanmar, Scot Marciel, said the decision was “deeply troubling”. Dan Chugg, Britain’s ambassador to Myanmar, said he was extremely disappointed by the verdict."

Scottish Country Twerking (Tom D.), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 15:48 (seven months ago) Permalink

I recall a substitute teacher coming through the halls of the primary school I used to work in whose surname was "Bigrigg." It didn't help that she was definitely on the heavyset side of the spectrum.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 18:58 (seven months ago) Permalink

I had a substitute teacher named Suzanne Dull
Ms Dull to us

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 23:29 (seven months ago) Permalink

Correction -- she was a student teacher not a sub

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 23:30 (seven months ago) Permalink

In catholic grade school, Father Krapfl.

Briania, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 23:33 (seven months ago) Permalink

until last year there was a teacher at my son's school literally named Miss Booty

wrong thread tho obv

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 September 2018 08:54 (seven months ago) Permalink

lol was she apprentice to Miss Thang?

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 6 September 2018 15:05 (seven months ago) Permalink

Was watching a Truffaut film this afternoon and came across a Philippe Leotard

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0529645/

koogs, Thursday, 6 September 2018 23:35 (seven months ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

I was not aware until this morning that 'Hawdon' was a real last name possessed by real and very unfortunate people.

Mummenschanz in a Metal Mood (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 12:56 (six months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Buffy Wicks
Jovanka Beckles

DEATH PUPPET (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 3 November 2018 20:01 (five months ago) Permalink

AND THEY HATE EACH OTHER

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 4 November 2018 01:27 (five months ago) Permalink

Brown Ferguson

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 23:25 (five months ago) Permalink

^ And it's not a reference to two famous racial segregation cases decided by the Supreme Court? Also weird because Michael Brown was shot & killed in Ferguson, MO.

Josefa, Tuesday, 6 November 2018 23:58 (five months ago) Permalink

gill-ermo del toro

lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 00:01 (five months ago) Permalink

xp. it's a scottish guy, born in 1981, so completely unrelated

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 00:02 (five months ago) Permalink

Brown Ferguson sounds like it should have a really NSFW Urban Dictionary entry

Dan I., Sunday, 11 November 2018 01:06 (five months ago) Permalink

Delissa Kimmince

imago, Saturday, 17 November 2018 17:59 (five months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

j0hn cockad@y

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 December 2018 14:21 (four months ago) Permalink

Keeps the doctor away, so I hear.

all lite up and very romatic (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 December 2018 14:30 (four months ago) Permalink

Baroness Garden of Frognal

my name is leee john, for we are many (NickB), Thursday, 6 December 2018 16:02 (four months ago) Permalink

can some of you pls just start 'prurient real names' already

imago, Thursday, 6 December 2018 16:22 (four months ago) Permalink

Josh Groban

imago, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 17:50 (four months ago) Permalink

Justi*n Sukup (must have been tough in grade school)

change display name (Jordan), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 19:14 (four months ago) Permalink

Ross Voss

macropuente (map), Wednesday, 2 January 2019 18:59 (three months ago) Permalink

I see freeway signs for a car dealer named Krap0hl and found out recently that one the founders was named Harold who I really hope he went by "harry" at some point in his life.

joygoat, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 19:56 (three months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Turner E. Hubby

macropuente (map), Monday, 21 January 2019 06:17 (three months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Duckens Nazon

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Saturday, 9 February 2019 21:02 (two months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Chasten Buttigieg

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 21 March 2019 18:46 (one month ago) Permalink

I really thought his name was Buttleg until today

vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 21 March 2019 20:55 (one month ago) Permalink

Platt D. Babbitt

19th century photographer who took pictures of a guy while he was spending 18 hours hanging on to a branch before dying down niagara falls after a failed rescue, and then sold it in his tourist trap shop!

calzino, Sunday, 24 March 2019 22:10 (one month ago) Permalink

My friend has a business meeting with a Đildo tomorrow - apparently a Croatian first name. I would have thought that if you're based in London you would surely go by a different name.

Sky rockets in flight, afternoon D-White (fionnland), Sunday, 24 March 2019 22:33 (one month ago) Permalink

I was going to mention the name of the guy who runs the funeral home that took care of my parents' funeral arrangements but I see that Devilock already mentioned him on August 31, 2015. Let me tell you, though: while Dick Tips has a comedy name and that was a bizarre news story, they were nothing but kind and professional when I had dealings with them and I couldn't have asked for a better company, especially with regards to my mom's arrangements when I was making them by myself.

Another local LOLsome name is the founder of our one big supermarket chain, Howard E. Butt, hence the name HEB. No, I am not making this up, and yes, it is the absolute best supermarket chain around.

The sudden rise in awareness of the surname "Buttigieg" in the U.S. (thanks to Pete Buttigieg) is kinda funny to me because for the longest time I'd always associated that surname with Canadian home organizing guru (kinda a proto-Marie Kondo minus the gimmickry) Hellen Buttigieg, whose show "Neat" became a mini-obsession for me back in 2015 - 2016.

The Colour of Spring (deethelurker), Monday, 25 March 2019 16:16 (one month ago) Permalink


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