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Beryl Sprinkel

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:48 (six years ago) link

jonjo shelvey

:D

wince (imago), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:50 (six years ago) link

Spanky deBrest

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:52 (six years ago) link

Ed Balls

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:54 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

tin jedvaj

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 27 June 2013 01:27 (six years ago) link

All of these are good names. Except maybe Ed Balls.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 27 June 2013 14:03 (six years ago) link

kirsten flipkens

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 16:00 (six years ago) link

every baby born with a name spelled "Aidyn"

frogbs, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 16:01 (six years ago) link

Aidyn Jaden Brayden Kayden

Poliopolice, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 16:02 (six years ago) link

just found out our house sitter's name is McKensie Phillips

Darin, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:58 (six years ago) link

Acquaintance of a friend is naming her daughter Kynaidegh. Pronounced Kennedy apparently.

u r all xanax'd bonobos (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 09:38 (six years ago) link

oy

Jean-Bertrand Aristide (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:58 (six years ago) link

marcus mumford

Jean-Bertrand Aristide (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:58 (six years ago) link

a girl in one of my courses last semester was named "LoveRa", pronounced "luhv-RAH"

clouds, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:08 (six years ago) link

used to work with someone that had the (Dutch) last name of Updegrave, her brother was named 'Doug', srsly

sleeve, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:10 (six years ago) link

there's a poet named Allison Benis White

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 July 2013 15:48 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

Marvin Ducksch

Lama Bloody SwagYurt (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 21 September 2013 13:20 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Stephen Yaxley-Lennon

fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 October 2013 13:44 (six years ago) link

paul potts

idembanana (abanana), Saturday, 12 October 2013 14:01 (six years ago) link

nick ferrari

many machines on ilx (MaresNest), Saturday, 12 October 2013 14:19 (six years ago) link

yeah i hate him and his shit name (nico smith would be shit too)

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:48 (six years ago) link

Vance Blanc

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:48 (six years ago) link

Tony Discipline

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:52 (six years ago) link

Sab Deol said he was punched twice by Discipline inside the VIP area at the club, prompting his cousin to intervene.

Both men said they had done nothing to provoke the attack.

Discipline smiled and nodded at the jury as he was released from the dock to join his parents, who wept with joy.

He shouted “Yes” before hugging girlfriend Jacqueline Jossa, 19, who plays Lauren Branning in the BBC soap.

Had the case not been thrown out she had been due to give evidence in support of Discipline.

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:56 (six years ago) link

http://www.192.com/atoz/people/surnames/discipline/50/

fuck, i love finding out about rare english surnames

the d1ciplines are mostly clustered around welling, rochester, thamesmead and other estuarial pleasure palaces

r1cky and c0nstance probably my favourites

tony d is just a vile name though

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:04 (six years ago) link

sidcup's w4yne d1scipline is verging on something that glib little fuckboy martin amis might have contrived

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:11 (six years ago) link

gav indiscipline is quite good

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:14 (six years ago) link

you shd come and live in the SE outposts nakhers

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:15 (six years ago) link

cultural bouillabaisse beyond compare

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:16 (six years ago) link

Beryl Sprinkel

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:16 (six years ago) link

Beryl Sprinkel

― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 23:48 (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:17 (six years ago) link

lj you could get an incisive and coruscating sunday broadsheet article by tracking the disciplines around their endz

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:20 (six years ago) link

go to the post office and put up a sheet of tattered quarto with a single scrawled inscription IS THIS THE END FOR MR DISCIPLINE

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:21 (six years ago) link

Beryl Wayne Sprinkel (November 20, 1923 – August 22, 2009)[1] was a member of the Executive Office of the US President and chairman of the Council of Economic Advisors (CEA) between April 4, 1985 and January 21, 1989,[2] during the Reagan administration.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:23 (six years ago) link

haha you didn't tell us there was a WAYNE in the middle

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:24 (six years ago) link

Discipline and Greenwich

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:25 (six years ago) link

Orly Taitz

clouds, Thursday, 17 October 2013 13:55 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Imogen Poots

Very Gelb; thanks for asking. (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Sunday, 17 November 2013 22:43 (five years ago) link

Imogen Gay Poots

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Sunday, 17 November 2013 22:44 (five years ago) link

Imogen Heap too

Mr. Wristington, you're trying to seduce me. (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 18 November 2013 02:35 (five years ago) link

Lol Creme

Homo schaduwkabinet (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 18 November 2013 02:39 (five years ago) link

Joey Essex. I genuinely thought that was a nickname until today.

ailsa, Monday, 18 November 2013 02:50 (five years ago) link

Justin Lookadoo

Very Gelb; thanks for asking. (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 02:13 (five years ago) link

Donny Dugdale
Mickeylee Macken

are two that just came up at work. Awful.

Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 14:54 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

rooney mara

A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Thursday, 19 December 2013 04:33 (five years ago) link

I've become accustomed to that one

mh, Thursday, 19 December 2013 05:03 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

blake bortles

Joyeux animaux de la misère (nakhchivan), Saturday, 22 February 2014 04:52 (five years ago) link

Donny Dugdale
Mickeylee Macken

are two that just came up at work. Awful.

― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 14:54 (3 months ago)

lol

Joyeux animaux de la misère (nakhchivan), Saturday, 22 February 2014 04:53 (five years ago) link

lol

another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 13:48 (two months ago) link

The text size on my work computer is clearly set way too low because I initially misread that as 'Toiletmachete'.

my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 13:48 (two months ago) link

(And yes, text size is directly responsible for my brain inserting multiple rogue 't's into a given word, thank you for asking.)

my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 13:49 (two months ago) link

The motherlode.

His imagination took flight when he named the many children from his second marriage:

Dora Viola Gertrude Irenez de Orellana Dysart Plantagenet (11 November 1869 – 4 July 1874)

Mabel Helmingham Ethel Huntingtower Beatrice Blazonberrie Evangeline Vise de Lou de Orellana Plantagenet Toedmag Saxon (11 March 1872 – 5 January 1955)

Lyonesse Matilda Dora Ida Agnes Ernestine Curson Paulet Wilbraham Joyce Eugénie Bentley Saxonia Dysart Plantagenet (9 November 1874 – 26 August 1944)

Lyulph Ydwallo Odin Nestor Egbert Lyonel (LYONEL) Toedmag Hugh Erchenwyne (THE) Saxon Esa Cromwell Orma Nevill Dysart (SECOND) Plantagenet (21 August 1876 – 1961)

Lyona Decima Veroica Esyth Undine Cyssa Hylda Rowena Adela Thyra Ursuala Ysabel Blanche Lelias Dysart Plantagenet (19 April 1878 – 17 November 1962) (Decima for being the 10th child)

Leo Quintus Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet (19 November 1879 – 1 November 1914) (Quintus for being the 5th son)

Lyonella Fredegunda Cuthberga Ethelswytha Ideth Ysabel Grace Monica de Orellana Plantagenet (14 January 1882 – 3 October 1952)

Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet (10 June 1884 – 20 February 1917) (Sextus for being the 6th son)

Lyonetta Edith Regina Valentine Myra Polwarth Avelina Phillipa Violantha de Orellana Plantagenet (14 February 1887 – 7 January 1951)

Lyunulph Cospatrick Bruce Berkeley Jermyn Tullibardine Petersham de Orellana Dysart Plantagenet (11 January 1892 – 30 November 1960)

pomenitul, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:08 (two months ago) link

Append 'Tollemache-Tollemache' to each of those names, obv.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:09 (two months ago) link

that's too many kids

another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:39 (two months ago) link

recently encountered someone called gr@ham gr@y and i felt my very soul draining right out of my body just mouthing those words to myself in silent horror

Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:45 (two months ago) link

That's in addition to initial five, which he sired with his cousin Caroline Tollemache-Tollemache.

xp

pomenitul, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:48 (two months ago) link

that's too much cousin-fucking

another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:50 (two months ago) link

Benjamin Butin

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:51 (two months ago) link

It's an Anglican thing.

xp

pomenitul, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:52 (two months ago) link

that's too much anglicanism

another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:53 (two months ago) link

You left out a Hungerdunger! You left out the most important one!

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 1 August 2019 05:06 (two months ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preserved_Fish

Un Poco Loco Moco (rushomancy), Thursday, 1 August 2019 06:28 (two months ago) link

Lock thread.

How to Book Michael Fish (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 August 2019 06:41 (two months ago) link

what that is a great name

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Thursday, 1 August 2019 08:17 (two months ago) link

Amazing.

pomenitul, Thursday, 1 August 2019 08:26 (two months ago) link

Why is that name making me laugh this much, why

Apprentice Taintjazzler (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:25 (two months ago) link

what that is a great name

That's why I said it.

How to Book Michael Fish (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:29 (two months ago) link

lox thread

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:30 (two months ago) link

poor abigail

Abigail, Wife of Preserved Fish (rushomancy), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:35 (two months ago) link

Preserved Fishwife

How to Book Michael Fish (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:36 (two months ago) link

His first name was properly pronounced with three syllables (/prɪˈzɜːrvɪd/ prih-ZUR-vid), and was a reference to being "preserved from sin" or "preserved in grace".

i choose to disregard this

professor steve gogurt (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:37 (two months ago) link

The abyss and the heavens are one and the same.

pomenitul, Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:45 (two months ago) link

Preserved Fishwife

― How to Book Michael Fish (Tom D.)

and her jive-ass slippers

i don't want to go all william blake on this but i did think about posting it to the awesome names thread; this thread just got bumped first. i will readily agree that the name is both awesome and abysmal.

bizarro: it's actually just as funny to pronounce it with three syllables, if not funnier. i tried it. also you get to explain why it's three syllables, which is also some good 18th century yuks

Abigail, Wife of Preserved Fish (rushomancy), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:48 (two months ago) link

Having spent much of the last year reading books written in or about the 18th Century, I can confirm that I have yet to come across a single name which possesses the magnificence of Preserved Fish.

COOL DUDE'S ONLY, NO NERD'S ALOUD (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 August 2019 13:05 (two months ago) link

important detail:

His father, a blacksmith, and grandfather were also named Preserved Fish.[2]

Today he dances jazz, but tomorrow he will sell his homeland (seandalai), Sunday, 4 August 2019 20:38 (two months ago) link

you are fucking kidding me

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumbo,_Brooklyn

The Pingularity (ledge), Monday, 5 August 2019 08:10 (two months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Sthefany Brito and her brother Kayky.

― Rainbow DAESH (ShariVari), Thursday, 5 March 2015 08:25 (four years ago) bookmarkflaglink

this came up in conversation just now

imago, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 23:24 (two months ago) link

Glamorgan Cricket is excited to announce the signing of West Indian batsman Kraigg Brathwaite as our overseas signing for the final three Specsavers County Championship matches of the season.

wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Monday, 2 September 2019 12:03 (one month ago) link

four weeks pass...

Santa Ratniece

(Abysmality presumes English pronunciation.)

pomenitul, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 17:55 (two weeks ago) link

too weird to be abysmal

at least it's not the usual scatological fare

imago, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:08 (two weeks ago) link

Abysmal as in abyssal as in awful as in awesome of course.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:16 (two weeks ago) link

snakes on a plane, mise en abyme

imago, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:17 (two weeks ago) link

Directed by Caspar David Friedrich.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:19 (two weeks ago) link

would sunder myself before

imago, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:22 (two weeks ago) link

no

imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:53 (one week ago) link

i refuse. i cannot

imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:53 (one week ago) link

(not that it's a bad choice! if anything it's too abysmal. i am done)

imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:54 (one week ago) link

just clicked it again and it had the same potency

imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:55 (one week ago) link

also goes by the alias 'happy titsworth' i shit you not

the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:10 (one week ago) link

i think 'timmy' offers the deepest abyss

imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:14 (one week ago) link

The Happiness of Timothy Titsworth is surely the title of a 1968 b-side by some English pop psychedelic act on Decca or Regal Zonophone.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:16 (one week ago) link

real estate sign:

McKaebrie Reese

cheese canopy (map), Monday, 14 October 2019 22:09 (one week ago) link

oof that's a great one

imago, Monday, 14 October 2019 22:12 (one week ago) link


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