abysmal real names

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Beryl Sprinkel

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:48 (ten years ago) link

jonjo shelvey

:D

wince (imago), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:50 (ten years ago) link

Spanky deBrest

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link

Ed Balls

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:54 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

tin jedvaj

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 27 June 2013 01:27 (ten years ago) link

All of these are good names. Except maybe Ed Balls.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 27 June 2013 14:03 (ten years ago) link

kirsten flipkens

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link

every baby born with a name spelled "Aidyn"

frogbs, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 16:01 (ten years ago) link

Aidyn Jaden Brayden Kayden

Poliopolice, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 16:02 (ten years ago) link

just found out our house sitter's name is McKensie Phillips

Darin, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link

Acquaintance of a friend is naming her daughter Kynaidegh. Pronounced Kennedy apparently.

u r all xanax'd bonobos (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 09:38 (ten years ago) link

oy

Jean-Bertrand Aristide (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:58 (ten years ago) link

marcus mumford

Jean-Bertrand Aristide (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:58 (ten years ago) link

a girl in one of my courses last semester was named "LoveRa", pronounced "luhv-RAH"

clouds, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link

used to work with someone that had the (Dutch) last name of Updegrave, her brother was named 'Doug', srsly

sleeve, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:10 (ten years ago) link

there's a poet named Allison Benis White

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 July 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

Marvin Ducksch

Lama Bloody SwagYurt (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 21 September 2013 13:20 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Stephen Yaxley-Lennon

fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 October 2013 13:44 (ten years ago) link

paul potts

idembanana (abanana), Saturday, 12 October 2013 14:01 (ten years ago) link

nick ferrari

many machines on ilx (MaresNest), Saturday, 12 October 2013 14:19 (ten years ago) link

yeah i hate him and his shit name (nico smith would be shit too)

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:48 (ten years ago) link

Vance Blanc

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:48 (ten years ago) link

Tony Discipline

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:52 (ten years ago) link

Sab Deol said he was punched twice by Discipline inside the VIP area at the club, prompting his cousin to intervene.

Both men said they had done nothing to provoke the attack.

Discipline smiled and nodded at the jury as he was released from the dock to join his parents, who wept with joy.

He shouted “Yes” before hugging girlfriend Jacqueline Jossa, 19, who plays Lauren Branning in the BBC soap.

Had the case not been thrown out she had been due to give evidence in support of Discipline.

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:56 (ten years ago) link

http://www.192.com/atoz/people/surnames/discipline/50/

fuck, i love finding out about rare english surnames

the d1ciplines are mostly clustered around welling, rochester, thamesmead and other estuarial pleasure palaces

r1cky and c0nstance probably my favourites

tony d is just a vile name though

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:04 (ten years ago) link

sidcup's w4yne d1scipline is verging on something that glib little fuckboy martin amis might have contrived

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:11 (ten years ago) link

gav indiscipline is quite good

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:14 (ten years ago) link

you shd come and live in the SE outposts nakhers

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:15 (ten years ago) link

cultural bouillabaisse beyond compare

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:16 (ten years ago) link

Beryl Sprinkel

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:16 (ten years ago) link

Beryl Sprinkel

― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 23:48 (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:17 (ten years ago) link

lj you could get an incisive and coruscating sunday broadsheet article by tracking the disciplines around their endz

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:20 (ten years ago) link

go to the post office and put up a sheet of tattered quarto with a single scrawled inscription IS THIS THE END FOR MR DISCIPLINE

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:21 (ten years ago) link

Beryl Wayne Sprinkel (November 20, 1923 – August 22, 2009)[1] was a member of the Executive Office of the US President and chairman of the Council of Economic Advisors (CEA) between April 4, 1985 and January 21, 1989,[2] during the Reagan administration.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:23 (ten years ago) link

haha you didn't tell us there was a WAYNE in the middle

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:24 (ten years ago) link

Discipline and Greenwich

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:25 (ten years ago) link

Orly Taitz

clouds, Thursday, 17 October 2013 13:55 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Imogen Poots

Very Gelb; thanks for asking. (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Sunday, 17 November 2013 22:43 (ten years ago) link

Imogen Gay Poots

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Sunday, 17 November 2013 22:44 (ten years ago) link

Imogen Heap too

Mr. Wristington, you're trying to seduce me. (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 18 November 2013 02:35 (ten years ago) link

Lol Creme

Homo schaduwkabinet (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 18 November 2013 02:39 (ten years ago) link

Joey Essex. I genuinely thought that was a nickname until today.

ailsa, Monday, 18 November 2013 02:50 (ten years ago) link

Justin Lookadoo

Very Gelb; thanks for asking. (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 02:13 (ten years ago) link

Donny Dugdale
Mickeylee Macken

are two that just came up at work. Awful.

Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 14:54 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

rooney mara

A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Thursday, 19 December 2013 04:33 (ten years ago) link

I've become accustomed to that one

mh, Thursday, 19 December 2013 05:03 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

blake bortles

Joyeux animaux de la misère (nakhchivan), Saturday, 22 February 2014 04:52 (ten years ago) link

Donny Dugdale
Mickeylee Macken

are two that just came up at work. Awful.

― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 14:54 (3 months ago)

lol

Joyeux animaux de la misère (nakhchivan), Saturday, 22 February 2014 04:53 (ten years ago) link

Priscila Chinchilla

imago, Wednesday, 26 July 2023 06:48 (nine months ago) link

that is an amazing name!! i am a fan

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 13:29 (nine months ago) link

(a fan of the name, i am not familiar with the person whatsoever)

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 13:53 (nine months ago) link

I've got a feeling I posted it on the Great Real Names thread

John Donne In Concert (Tom D.), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 14:18 (nine months ago) link

There's a guy where I work called Charles Manson.

John Donne In Concert (Tom D.), Thursday, 27 July 2023 15:14 (nine months ago) link

Thangam Debbonaire

koogs, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 12:48 (nine months ago) link

That is a fantastic name.

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 13:19 (nine months ago) link

Abysmal politician though.

Continuous Two-Tone Warble (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 13:36 (nine months ago) link

we have a trainee named J3ss!ca Death

this is simultaneously abysmal and great

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 14:08 (nine months ago) link

We don't need that fascist groove Thangam Debbonaire

Zelda Zonk, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 15:03 (nine months ago) link

So, how long has this been going on? This...this Thangam Debbonaire?

Good name, imo.

peace, man, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 15:16 (nine months ago) link

Apparently she changed her name from Thangam Singh.

Continuous Two-Tone Warble (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 15:29 (nine months ago) link

Thangam Style

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 17:13 (nine months ago) link

Sorry again that is an amazing name

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 23:42 (nine months ago) link

I meant they in reference to Jessica D3ath

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 23:43 (nine months ago) link

Ugh!! *that
banning myself from posting til I can get my typos under control

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 23:44 (nine months ago) link

we only soured on the name because we encountered it minutes after Pee-Wee died

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 23:52 (nine months ago) link

Kenneth cheesebro

sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 15 August 2023 04:58 (nine months ago) link

Will Witt

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Friday, 25 August 2023 14:28 (eight months ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.lansingcitypulse.com/stories/bernie-porn-pollster,19529

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 26 September 2023 12:23 (seven months ago) link

bernie porn-pollster, a winning platform for 2024

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 26 September 2023 14:12 (seven months ago) link

i'm into Bernie Porn's glamour shots

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 26 September 2023 21:44 (seven months ago) link

president of EPIC MRA

symsymsym, Wednesday, 27 September 2023 06:28 (seven months ago) link

Cumberland "Cum" Posey

Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Thursday, 28 September 2023 12:23 (seven months ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://i.ibb.co/4tRyyMk/Screenshot-2023-10-21-at-12-20-59.png

Cody Fendant, I'm not so sure about you

Tow Law City (cherry blossom), Saturday, 21 October 2023 10:23 (six months ago) link

^^excellent

t0ny sk4nchy, whose full name must be 4nthony sk4nchy - both abysmal

ꙮ (map), Sunday, 29 October 2023 15:49 (six months ago) link

Missouri Gov. Mike Parson on Monday named Ginger K. Gooch to serve as the state’s next Supreme Court judge, solidifying a female majority on the state’s highest court.

Gooch, a judge on the Missouri Court of Appeals, Southern District in Springfield, was one of three judges nominated for the position by a seven-member commission last week. She will fill the vacancy left by Judge Patricia Breckenridge, who retired earlier this month.

“Her work ethic is unquestioned and unmatched,” Parson said during a press conference in Jefferson City on Monday. “She is a loving mother, a dedicated wife and a proud woman of faith. One thing that has become clear to me is Judge Gooch has a passion for service.”

come on barbo let’s go parpo (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 07:49 (six months ago) link

*snort*

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 11:06 (six months ago) link

Fabio Tr<p>ü</p>mpy

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 13:13 (six months ago) link

trying to do an umlaut "u"

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 13:14 (six months ago) link

tipping back over into 'great' imho. like if you're dealing with the surname trumpy, fabio is absolutely the way to go

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 13:16 (six months ago) link

I know o f a Doctor who's real last name is Doctor

| (Latham Green), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 13:32 (six months ago) link

"What does the name 'Aglet' mean anyway?"

"Well, a long time ago 'Aglet' meant 'He who puts those tiny little plastic things on shoelaces'. You see, a long time ago a man's name was his profession."

"Oh so a man named Fred Carpenter would build houses and John Baker would make bread"

"Exactly"

"So what did John Hancock do?"

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 13:35 (six months ago) link

oof!

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 14:22 (six months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Alan Treefucker

| (Latham Green), Thursday, 16 November 2023 17:05 (six months ago) link

of the Lubbock Treefuckers?

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 November 2023 17:06 (six months ago) link

yes.

| (Latham Green), Friday, 17 November 2023 21:23 (six months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Julian Smallbones

Expansion to Mackerel (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 10 December 2023 20:45 (five months ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://tgsteeplechasefoundation.org/burley-cocks/

The Italian Yob (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 December 2023 15:52 (four months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Alfie Potts Harmer

Bulky Pee Pants (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 January 2024 10:21 (four months ago) link

Troyal Garth Brooks

brimstead, Monday, 22 January 2024 04:26 (three months ago) link

four weeks pass...

Yonah Jeremy Bob, “The Jerusalem Post’s senior military correspondent”

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 20 February 2024 16:34 (three months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Ph4l1n Fl0w3rs

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 5 March 2024 20:55 (two months ago) link

four weeks pass...

“It’s been an amazing year for the world’s richest people, with more billionaires around the world than ever before,” said Chase Peterson-Withorn, Forbes’ wealth editor.

rob, Tuesday, 2 April 2024 20:24 (one month ago) link

The NFL draft always produces some eye-opening names. This year we've got Prince Pines and erm... Storm Duck.

UNC has a player named Storm Duck.

Storm. Duck. pic.twitter.com/My1PPhmSdc

— Joe Tansey (@JTansey90) December 27, 2019

Wry & Slobby (Portsmouth Bubblejet), Tuesday, 2 April 2024 21:17 (one month ago) link

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gen_Kitchen

the old name-is-a-noun thing never gets old, especially paired with a verb sounding name

koogs, Monday, 8 April 2024 18:49 (one month ago) link

Storm Duck is one for the pantheon

Tow Law City (cherry blossom), Monday, 8 April 2024 19:00 (one month ago) link

but just who is True Grant?

https://www.mancity.com/news/mens/who-is-true-grant-manchester-city-63838067

Tow Law City (cherry blossom), Monday, 8 April 2024 19:02 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

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