abysmal real names

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ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:46 (seven years ago) link

Beryl Sprinkel

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:48 (seven years ago) link

jonjo shelvey

ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:49 (seven years ago) link

:D

wince (imago), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:50 (seven years ago) link

Spanky deBrest

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:52 (seven years ago) link

Ed Balls

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:54 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

tin jedvaj

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 27 June 2013 01:27 (seven years ago) link

All of these are good names. Except maybe Ed Balls.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 27 June 2013 14:03 (seven years ago) link

kirsten flipkens

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 16:00 (seven years ago) link

every baby born with a name spelled "Aidyn"

frogbs, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 16:01 (seven years ago) link

Aidyn Jaden Brayden Kayden

Poliopolice, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 16:02 (seven years ago) link

just found out our house sitter's name is McKensie Phillips

Darin, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:58 (seven years ago) link

Acquaintance of a friend is naming her daughter Kynaidegh. Pronounced Kennedy apparently.

u r all xanax'd bonobos (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 09:38 (six years ago) link

oy

Jean-Bertrand Aristide (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:58 (six years ago) link

marcus mumford

Jean-Bertrand Aristide (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:58 (six years ago) link

a girl in one of my courses last semester was named "LoveRa", pronounced "luhv-RAH"

clouds, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:08 (six years ago) link

used to work with someone that had the (Dutch) last name of Updegrave, her brother was named 'Doug', srsly

sleeve, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:10 (six years ago) link

there's a poet named Allison Benis White

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 July 2013 15:48 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

Marvin Ducksch

Lama Bloody SwagYurt (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 21 September 2013 13:20 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Stephen Yaxley-Lennon

fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 October 2013 13:44 (six years ago) link

paul potts

idembanana (abanana), Saturday, 12 October 2013 14:01 (six years ago) link

nick ferrari

many machines on ilx (MaresNest), Saturday, 12 October 2013 14:19 (six years ago) link

yeah i hate him and his shit name (nico smith would be shit too)

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:48 (six years ago) link

Vance Blanc

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:48 (six years ago) link

Tony Discipline

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:52 (six years ago) link

Sab Deol said he was punched twice by Discipline inside the VIP area at the club, prompting his cousin to intervene.

Both men said they had done nothing to provoke the attack.

Discipline smiled and nodded at the jury as he was released from the dock to join his parents, who wept with joy.

He shouted “Yes” before hugging girlfriend Jacqueline Jossa, 19, who plays Lauren Branning in the BBC soap.

Had the case not been thrown out she had been due to give evidence in support of Discipline.

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:56 (six years ago) link

http://www.192.com/atoz/people/surnames/discipline/50/

fuck, i love finding out about rare english surnames

the d1ciplines are mostly clustered around welling, rochester, thamesmead and other estuarial pleasure palaces

r1cky and c0nstance probably my favourites

tony d is just a vile name though

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:04 (six years ago) link

sidcup's w4yne d1scipline is verging on something that glib little fuckboy martin amis might have contrived

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:11 (six years ago) link

gav indiscipline is quite good

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:14 (six years ago) link

you shd come and live in the SE outposts nakhers

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:15 (six years ago) link

cultural bouillabaisse beyond compare

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:16 (six years ago) link

Beryl Sprinkel

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:16 (six years ago) link

Beryl Sprinkel

― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 23:48 (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:17 (six years ago) link

lj you could get an incisive and coruscating sunday broadsheet article by tracking the disciplines around their endz

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:20 (six years ago) link

go to the post office and put up a sheet of tattered quarto with a single scrawled inscription IS THIS THE END FOR MR DISCIPLINE

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:21 (six years ago) link

Beryl Wayne Sprinkel (November 20, 1923 – August 22, 2009)[1] was a member of the Executive Office of the US President and chairman of the Council of Economic Advisors (CEA) between April 4, 1985 and January 21, 1989,[2] during the Reagan administration.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:23 (six years ago) link

haha you didn't tell us there was a WAYNE in the middle

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:24 (six years ago) link

Discipline and Greenwich

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:25 (six years ago) link

Orly Taitz

clouds, Thursday, 17 October 2013 13:55 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Imogen Poots

Very Gelb; thanks for asking. (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Sunday, 17 November 2013 22:43 (six years ago) link

Imogen Gay Poots

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Sunday, 17 November 2013 22:44 (six years ago) link

Imogen Heap too

Mr. Wristington, you're trying to seduce me. (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 18 November 2013 02:35 (six years ago) link

Lol Creme

Homo schaduwkabinet (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 18 November 2013 02:39 (six years ago) link

Joey Essex. I genuinely thought that was a nickname until today.

ailsa, Monday, 18 November 2013 02:50 (six years ago) link

Justin Lookadoo

Very Gelb; thanks for asking. (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 02:13 (six years ago) link

Donny Dugdale
Mickeylee Macken

are two that just came up at work. Awful.

Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 14:54 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

rooney mara

A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Thursday, 19 December 2013 04:33 (six years ago) link

I've become accustomed to that one

mh, Thursday, 19 December 2013 05:03 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

blake bortles

Joyeux animaux de la misère (nakhchivan), Saturday, 22 February 2014 04:52 (six years ago) link

Donny Dugdale
Mickeylee Macken

are two that just came up at work. Awful.

― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 14:54 (3 months ago)

lol

Joyeux animaux de la misère (nakhchivan), Saturday, 22 February 2014 04:53 (six years ago) link

no

imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:53 (eight months ago) link

i refuse. i cannot

imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:53 (eight months ago) link

(not that it's a bad choice! if anything it's too abysmal. i am done)

imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:54 (eight months ago) link

just clicked it again and it had the same potency

imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:55 (eight months ago) link

also goes by the alias 'happy titsworth' i shit you not

the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:10 (eight months ago) link

i think 'timmy' offers the deepest abyss

imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:14 (eight months ago) link

The Happiness of Timothy Titsworth is surely the title of a 1968 b-side by some English pop psychedelic act on Decca or Regal Zonophone.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:16 (eight months ago) link

real estate sign:

McKaebrie Reese

cheese canopy (map), Monday, 14 October 2019 22:09 (eight months ago) link

oof that's a great one

imago, Monday, 14 October 2019 22:12 (eight months ago) link

one month passes...

Damn, you beat me to it. Abysmal human being to boot (mental illness notwithstanding).

pomenitul, Friday, 6 December 2019 16:43 (six months ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seymour_Cocks

the woefullest shirker (NickB), Monday, 16 December 2019 15:29 (six months ago) link

one month passes...

Geoffrey Kabaservice

pomenitul, Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:21 (five months ago) link

L3xxus 0rgan

bidenfan69420 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:22 (five months ago) link

I thought Al Kaline was an abysmally poor joke nickname until I found out it was real. Which was good, as then I got a multiple-choice quiz question out of it:

Which of these is the name of a player in the Baseball Hall of Fame?
a) Al Kaline
b) Nob Legas
c) Hal Ogen

anatol_merklich, Thursday, 16 January 2020 19:30 (five months ago) link

Just saw an external work email from someone with the first name Dooki.

Wasn't sure whether to put it here or in the great real names thread, tbh.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:03 (five months ago) link

BREAKING: Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey has made his college decision: https://t.co/hGzoAn9zop pic.twitter.com/nPKDhXErTH

— DawgNation (@DawgNation) February 2, 2020

ShariVari, Monday, 3 February 2020 22:20 (four months ago) link

This is closer to great, but J0nn0 S1ckerd1ck

change display name (Jordan), Monday, 3 February 2020 22:23 (four months ago) link

SV with a strong early 2020 Worst candidate, kudos

TOO LOW, the Curator (imago), Monday, 3 February 2020 22:25 (four months ago) link

whew Ladd

Dan I., Friday, 7 February 2020 21:45 (four months ago) link

came here to post jonty bravery

wee jim o’conor (wins), Friday, 7 February 2020 22:27 (four months ago) link

Prof Alan Boobis, chairman of the Committee on Toxicity, which advises the FSA and Department of Health,

Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 February 2020 12:15 (four months ago) link

irl lol
that name is awesome

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 14 February 2020 14:44 (four months ago) link

Laurence Love Greed

wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Friday, 14 February 2020 16:16 (four months ago) link

https://philosophy.utoronto.ca/directory/george-boys-stones/

goole, Friday, 14 February 2020 19:27 (four months ago) link

i hope his faculty page lets him see trackbacks

i am a horse girl (map), Friday, 14 February 2020 20:16 (four months ago) link

Tyson Fury

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 February 2020 09:47 (four months ago) link

Wrong thread.

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Friday, 21 February 2020 09:49 (four months ago) link

The fact that it's his real name just makes it even more annoying.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 February 2020 09:51 (four months ago) link

https://cos.northeastern.edu/people/swastik-kar/

S-, Monday, 2 March 2020 07:00 (four months ago) link

no

justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 2 March 2020 15:37 (four months ago) link

"Swastika" is a sanskrit word that literally means "good-luck charm", so I guess it's not surprising that there are people of Indian descent with a name derived from it. See also:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika_Mukherjee

Tuomas, Thursday, 5 March 2020 12:40 (three months ago) link

Toni Pippins-Poole

Corduroy Stridulations (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 8 March 2020 10:27 (three months ago) link

NPR correspondent Richard Harris a.k.a. Dick Har

davey, Monday, 9 March 2020 22:18 (three months ago) link

two months pass...

Dr. Ingo Titze

making gazebo money (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 23 May 2020 11:24 (one month ago) link

Chase Knobbe

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:29 (one month ago) link

can some of you pls just start 'prurient real names' already

― imago, Thursday, 6 December 2018 16:22 (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink

imago, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:31 (one month ago) link

X Æ A-Xii

wasdnous (abanana), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:38 (one month ago) link

Chase Knobbe has, er, come up before.

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:58 (one month ago) link

Dr. Ingo Titze

― making gazebo money (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ)

Belongs in the other thread imo.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:59 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

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Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 05:17 (three weeks ago) link

Trump campaign spokesperson Mercedes Schlapp

assert (MatthewK), Monday, 22 June 2020 02:35 (one week ago) link

Jazz Messengers bassist Spanky DeBrest

justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 21:42 (one week ago) link

addy spriggle is a good one

posting names without checking they're already here is the lowest form of savagery, especially if the name was amongst the first five ever posted here

imago, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 21:50 (one week ago) link

please forgive my base savagery. I have the page bookmarked, and haven't looked at the top of the page for a long time.

justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 22:45 (one week ago) link

Chase Rice

rob, Monday, 29 June 2020 16:35 (three days ago) link

C. Phi11ip Sme11ey

Think you might've initialled the wrong part of your name there, fella.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 17:11 (two days ago) link

That's a Scottish name, I'm not saying it's common though, usually spelled Smellie.

Future England Captain (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 17:17 (two days ago) link

Googleproofing as I don't think she deserves to accidentally find out someone thinks her name is terrible, but there's a contributor to a podcast I listen to, who is called D4gny P4ul. While the names on their own would be fine, together I can't help but imagine the most terrible libertarian asshole. As far as I am aware she is not an Ayn Rand loving, Ron Paul voting idiot.

emil.y, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 17:27 (two days ago) link

ha yeah it's kind of fun to mentally pronounce that with a phoney hollywood southern drawl

rob, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 17:29 (two days ago) link


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