If I've learned anything from the film Geostorm, the only solution is to send Musk himself into space to repair the satellites, before he takes the fight to the sun itself.
― The creator of Ultra Games, for Nintendo (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 19:26 (four years ago)
He can definitely launch a private sun... competition breeds innovation
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 19:31 (four years ago)
Neuralink trials going well
some elon musk reply guy is about to make "flowers for algernon" look like a success story pic.twitter.com/2YsRvc3EMj— a non-suspicious guy you aren't worried about 😏 (@ChrisCaesar) February 10, 2022
― frogbs, Friday, 11 February 2022 02:03 (four years ago)
Oh and
California is suing Elon Musk's Tesla, alleging it runs a "racially segregated" workplace and discriminates against Black employees.Black workers report being concentrated in parts of its factory (one called "the plantation" by other workers) and hearing slurs up to 100x daily. pic.twitter.com/2vmD3oo13G— AJ+ (@ajplus) February 10, 2022
― frogbs, Friday, 11 February 2022 02:07 (four years ago)
why would a guy who grew in the apartheid ruling class do this
― lag∞n, Friday, 11 February 2022 02:31 (four years ago)
JFC @ that neuralink story. (Sadly?) I'm sure he could fill up some trials with his fanboys.
― DJI, Friday, 11 February 2022 03:10 (four years ago)
yeah the self-mutilating monkey is uh fucking wild
― frogbs, Friday, 11 February 2022 03:11 (four years ago)
I hate this evil psychopath so much.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Friday, 11 February 2022 11:08 (four years ago)
Yeah this is next level horrifying. Where’s PETA when you need them?
― Johnny Mathis der Maler (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 11 February 2022 14:22 (four years ago)
So whether the chip was supposed to kill them or not, it still doesn’t really work. https://t.co/GjPnqxo6uS— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) February 12, 2022
― chihuahuau, Saturday, 12 February 2022 12:34 (four years ago)
Musk removes mask and reveals reptilian face a la "V" miniseries
― | (Latham Green), Monday, 14 February 2022 13:43 (four years ago)
Then swallows a monkey whole.
― nickn, Monday, 14 February 2022 18:14 (four years ago)
he'd obv rather test on humans but the FDA can be so fickle
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 14 February 2022 18:39 (four years ago)
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1946074-elon-musk
― o. nate, Monday, 14 February 2022 18:45 (four years ago)
ELON has too much power. I miss pre-elon times
― | (Latham Green), Saturday, 19 February 2022 23:31 (four years ago)
congrats!https://www.cnn.com/2022/03/11/entertainment/grimes-elon-musk-second-child-intl-scli/index.html
― StanM, Friday, 11 March 2022 13:52 (four years ago)
there is nothing this dude loves more than having eight zillion children and tweeting his way through it
― mh, Friday, 11 March 2022 14:06 (four years ago)
hectic week for everyone:
Grimes is dating leaker Chelsea Manning after Elon Musk breakup https://t.co/l0PmWDPskN pic.twitter.com/7a5TgyG02i— Page Six (@PageSix) March 11, 2022
― mark s, Friday, 11 March 2022 18:04 (four years ago)
what in the hell
― lag∞n, Friday, 11 March 2022 18:44 (four years ago)
wow
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 11 March 2022 18:47 (four years ago)
A union built to last!
― extra dark sideræl rusk (Matt #2), Friday, 11 March 2022 19:51 (four years ago)
had never realized how much they look like each other.
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 12 March 2022 05:46 (four years ago)
edgy
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FNz7FYdXIAYMxHN?format=jpg&name=small
― mookieproof, Monday, 14 March 2022 13:45 (four years ago)
What happened in 10 days? pic.twitter.com/1ePAo0w0nG— David Weigel (@daveweigel) March 14, 2022
― symsymsym, Monday, 14 March 2022 15:03 (four years ago)
Too many politicians/corporations/media figures came out in support of Ukraine I guess
― frogbs, Monday, 14 March 2022 16:21 (four years ago)
Like what the fuck is this. Dude is 50 years old
pic.twitter.com/Gw6xaw1u0N— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 14, 2022
― frogbs, Monday, 14 March 2022 16:25 (four years ago)
lmao that is extremely pathetic if the Chelsea Manning rumor is true
― rob, Monday, 14 March 2022 17:54 (four years ago)
haha that’s it
"What I desperately, desperately need is for you to think that I’m cool and funny. I need this. Please give me that satisfaction." — @elonmusk https://t.co/otpfnBSMrj pic.twitter.com/O5Tg5ht5yZ— The Onion (@TheOnion) March 24, 2022
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 26 March 2022 21:03 (four years ago)
translation: he got rejected from Berghain, life is alright sometimes
They wrote PEACE on the wall at Berghain! I refused enter.— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 3, 2022
― Murgatroid, Sunday, 3 April 2022 19:49 (four years ago)
he’s so silly. I guess you’d call it “cringe” now but there needs to be something stronger than cringe. everything’s cringe
― OG Bob Sacamano (will), Sunday, 3 April 2022 22:46 (four years ago)
Terrible disappointment for the Berghain pee guy I'm sure.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 3 April 2022 23:11 (four years ago)
I do not know what that means but if his plan was to pee on Elon then I suppose so. honestly I’m disappointed too
― OG Bob Sacamano (will), Sunday, 3 April 2022 23:27 (four years ago)
Well well.
https://www.ft.com/content/29b9c884-02d7-4d1c-a4ab-c862242fa76e
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 4 April 2022 11:47 (four years ago)
Now he'll be able to say anything he wants!
― nashwan, Monday, 4 April 2022 12:00 (four years ago)
hi
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 4 April 2022 16:09 (four years ago)
ask him for a free tesla model x plaid 0-60 2.3 seconds
― lag∞n, Monday, 4 April 2022 16:14 (four years ago)
gonna ask him to stop doing a culture of racism in the workplace
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 4 April 2022 18:54 (four years ago)
i mean thats fine too
― lag∞n, Monday, 4 April 2022 19:56 (four years ago)
The worst people seem to become politicians and billionaires
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 4 April 2022 20:11 (four years ago)
he just bought a big chunk of Twitter
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 4 April 2022 20:22 (four years ago)
Not cynical/sinister at all
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 4 April 2022 20:22 (four years ago)
he also has a convertible floating through space
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 4 April 2022 20:28 (four years ago)
the tesla floating in space, courtesy of space-x, is a good example of corporate synergy, where the energies brought into alignment are the dumb ideas elon has when stoned
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 4 April 2022 20:43 (four years ago)
stoned on cocaine maybe
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Monday, 4 April 2022 22:14 (four years ago)
I couldn't write this script if I tried. pic.twitter.com/vRQN9wpzqg— Jillian C. York (@jilliancyork) April 5, 2022
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Wednesday, 6 April 2022 01:29 (four years ago)
abysmal real names
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Wednesday, 6 April 2022 01:52 (four years ago)
xp don’t do this at me
― mh, Wednesday, 6 April 2022 04:51 (four years ago)
It seems the Starlinks he sent to Ukraine are really making a difference:
https://www.pcmag.com/news/ukraine-now-using-over-10000-starlink-units-to-keep-country-online
― o. nate, Thursday, 7 April 2022 19:29 (four years ago)
This woman was brought to tears over the mere sight of Elon Musk. Psychotic. pic.twitter.com/WqMMbVHEGx— Matt Saincome (@MattSaincome) April 8, 2022
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 8 April 2022 18:10 (four years ago)
he's the fifth Beatle
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 8 April 2022 18:46 (four years ago)