Twitter C/D

new update is godawful. seems built to highlight promoted tweets, i’ve been muting brand accounts left and right

dud

was not expecting today’s discourse to feature ‘nancy reagan gave magnificent head’

i refuse to believe it, she obvs just gave a lot of head

Practice makes perfect

My paternal grandparents spent a lot of time in pre- and post-war LA and like most of their friends there, hated the Reagans. They knew about Nancy’s adventures in kneeling and my grandmother had a copy of that Kitty Kelley book, which delighted her because it verified a lot of old gossip.

Sorry Kentucky. Maybe if your 2 senators hadn't spent decades blocking legislation to reduce climate change, you wouldn't be suffering from climate disasters. If it's any consolation, McConnell and Rand have f'ed over all of us, too.

— Noel Scovell (@NellSco) December 11, 2021

Make the Purge real but only for Twitter blue checks.

i refuse to believe it, she obvs just gave a lot of head

― lag∞n, Saturday, December 11, 2021 12:08 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Practice makes perfect

― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, December 11, 2021 12:09 PM (four hours ago)

even a blind squirrel finds the nut

this is the second moronic tweet i've seen from this noel scovell character in a week but i can't remember the first one

i'm sure amy mcgrath would have stopped the tornado with her fighter jet though

jfc twitter i DID NOT need to know that about nancy reagan ffs

Is Twitter blue ad-free?

i don't know but i can't believe it only has one calorie!

you just encounter so many beliefs on this website. too many. pic.twitter.com/V5aZO6q06n

— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) December 26, 2021

It was all reflective garments around here...

2021 was a good year for tweets. Gonna post a thread of some of my favorite. I know it’s gonna seem like some of these are a joke but I promise you they were tweeted in earnest. Going chronologically:

— willem dafriend (@spaghetti) December 31, 2021

No! No!!

is my clear favourite

The Joyce Carol Oates skeletons one wins

it's hard to pick one, there are a lot of gems

it can go away this is better!

hamilton insurrection tweet is one of the worst ever imo, hall of fame bad tweet

Yeah the first 10 are really cringey but there are some really funny ones after that

i will seed your eggs

“Walking on egg shelves” slayed me

Pete and Kamala potluck is nauseating

Potluck slashfic

jim morrison singing christmas carols

https://vocm.com/2022/01/07/leons-changes-name-of-product-after-tweet-by-newfoundlander/

a heart warming tale lol

WTF is Wordle and why do all my Twitter followers keep posting about it?

i played it for the first time this morning

what’s the verdict I am also considering playing it

it was cool

ugh fine

ok it’s cool

it takes about two minutes to play and they only have one game a day, I can't see why it's become so big

bc u can flex on ppl wit emojis

Wordle 203 3/6

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oh wow

Wordle 203 2/6

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:)

oh shit

i think i just got very lucky tbh. got a letter in the 2nd spot that could only be preceded by relatively few other letters. it's sort of the same strategy as wheel of fortune (except you don't get R S T L N E given to you)

I read an article where someone said they always use ORATE for their first guess because it has three vowels and two common consonants.

i used 'shard' to find the common consonants, suppose 'share' will be a better starting point

i find wordle a bit too easy (ive still never lost after a couple months of playing daily) so instead of optimizing my opening word i just pick the first 5-letter word that pops into my head

the challenge of wordle isn’t so much about whether you will lose but how long you will stay stumped. sometimes i just can’t think of a word with those letters for a long time. that’s the good stuff

we've been talking about it over here for quite some time
Tomtit in the tilth -- the NY TIMES SPELLING BEE thread

i love it. the best thing is it's only one a day so I'm not playing it for ages.

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i'm just too good at this can't stop winning lebron of words