I would EXCELSIOR, but I haven't got a ZING to LOL

i just don't understand why there are two sergeant at arms

two chambers

excuse me there are 36 CHAMBERS

https://i.gifer.com/19Ia.gif

sergeant at arms coming out as bicameral

The Q-Shaman with the horned hat and face paint has been arrested in Phoenix, AZ.

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 9 January 2021 18:16 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

time to graduate from bovine university

― ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 9 January 2021 18:17 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

the guy with the zip ties was identified because of his expensive gear, works at Kid Rock's bar in Nashville (allegedly, obv) - https://imgur.com/gallery/vvxWvt5

― StanM, Saturday, January 9, 2021 10:34 AM (eleven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

oh god no not a kid rock fan

― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Saturday, January 9, 2021 10:38 AM (eleven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Karl Malone
Posted: January 9, 2021 at 3:53:19 PM
no, i gotcha - it's not the most solid argument. but please, see some of my earlier, better arguments. i am more of a tracks poster than an album post

Is zip-tie guy the same guy who claimed to have just "found" a zip tie on the floor and picked it up, or is that a different guy?

different guy. that was an air force veteran. https://www.fox5dc.com/news/air-force-veteran-identified-as-capitol-rioter-carrying-zip-ties-on-senate-floor

this is the one I was talking about: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ktidad/zip_tie_guy_brought_his_mom_to_the_insurrection/

#onethread

#sameoldziptie

hitlr

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 10 January 2021 03:11 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

if im a politician im investing in a normal guy costume about now
― lag∞n, Sunday, January 10, 2021 7:12 PM

hit up Kelly Loeffler's etsy

― shivers me timber (sic), Sunday, January 10, 2021 7:25 PM

Great callback to the Loeffler in jeans and checked "work" shirt twitter post.

From the US politics thread, a welcome diversion:

even their messages of contrition bear traces of someone who is obsessed with 5G conspiracy theories

― Karl Malone, Monday, 11 January 2021 18:41

Man if only the contrition bear were with us now

― Daz White (darraghmac), Monday, 11 January 2021 18:42

lol

i smiled at that at the time but still don't understand, lol. but it's ok, i don't need to understand

It reminded me of hearing "The Holly and the ivy" and wanting to see the Holly Bears.

Just enjoying the idea of an anthropomorphic contrition bear, sounds like something maybe the russian orthodox church has instead of idk the easter bunny or whatever

Karl: think dmac was having a play on your previous post

Karl Malone wrote this on thread And Sleepy Joe Will Get The Credit: US Politics January 2021 on board I Love Everything on Jan 11, 2021

even their messages of contrition bear traces of someone who is obsessed with 5G conspiracy theories

медведь раскаяния iirc.

heeey, macarena

Contrition Bear you take away the sins of the world (have mercy on us)
Contrition Bear you take away the sins of the world (have mercy on us)
Contrition Bear you take away the sins of the world (grant us peace)

Ask and you shall receive:

https://www.amazon.ca/Great-gift-celebrate-Sacrament-Reconciliation/dp/B0062QVQQS

Don't forget to put your notes of remorse under your pillow so the contrition bear will leave you a dollar reward, Billy

Paws for contemplation

The ichthys is a nice touch, very polysemous.

Art Bears similarly took their name from a passage in some old book which was using the verb form of bears

Does a bear fruit in the woods

When does the ritual begin?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EKecB54UEAMioqV.jpg

https://www.ganduridinierusalim.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/calugari_monahi_ursi_animale.jpg

a kind ilxor has webmailed me and explained

reminds me of those terrible middle school days, when everyone always exploded in laughter when the teacher said some the word "dry", or "wet", or "hard", or "soft", and i didn't have any clue why anyone was laughing. except, imagine if back then a friend could text you and be like "dude, it's dry vaginas and hard penises, dude"

Certain passages not even that important, nonetheless it Bears repeating

it's like when I turn on the dawnzer and it gives off a lee light

Wait karl i literally explained as soon as you asked my man

What did your man say?

Well you know what your man is like sher

listen to what the amn says

you post contrition bear after you have filled a thread will jigglepandas

*with

1 Our Father, 3 Hail Marys, and 10 minutes in the cage with Contrition Bear

(It is also a Faraday cage to block Satan's 5g signal)

ITT we study the ways of our dear friend The Contrition Bear

bear say go in peace to me

https://media2.giphy.com/media/4iV6quWypxgcg/source.gif

Wild

oh contritionpaws

Contrition bear and his counterpart gigglepanda

I take it Will Jigglepandas is the Christopher Robin of the contrition bear mythos.