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xp think he misses you tbh, how long since there’s been a London FAP

― seumas milm (gyac), Monday, 5 October 2020 15:43 (five years ago)

what would the dream 6-person FAP be

― Chip-vill-A (imago), Monday, 5 October 2020 15:44 (five years ago)

don't answer that

― Chip-vill-A (imago), Monday, 5 October 2020 15:44 (five years ago)

ffs

― seumas milm (gyac), Monday, 5 October 2020 15:46 (five years ago)

Why are you like this

― seumas milm (gyac), Monday, 5 October 2020 bookmarkflaglink

Keep going like this

― xyzzzz__, Monday, 5 October 2020 15:48 (five years ago)

what would the dream 6-person FAP be

i smell a poll!

― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 October 2020 15:52 (five years ago)

lj should definitely start that poll

― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 5 October 2020 15:53 (five years ago)

ILX Ladder Match: The Thread

― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 October 2020 15:54 (five years ago)

mike f, three of his alts, vordul and some wite kid would be my pick.

― pomenitul, Monday, 5 October 2020 15:56 (five years ago)

depends on the connotations of "dream"

― sarahell, Monday, 5 October 2020 15:59 (five years ago)

And of ‘FAP’.

― pomenitul, Monday, 5 October 2020 16:00 (five years ago)

in dreams ... I FAP ... with youuuu

― sarahell, Monday, 5 October 2020 16:03 (five years ago)

And have you any dreams you’d like to sell?
Dreams of FAPiness

― pomenitul, Monday, 5 October 2020 16:04 (five years ago)

That's good, sarahell! With a little modification would work on Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

― Erdős-szám 69 (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 5 October 2020 16:06 (five years ago)

I may go ahread and do so and give you credit.

― Erdős-szám 69 (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 5 October 2020 16:06 (five years ago)

I just feel we’re all enabling xyzzzzz’s kinks here, sicko.jpg

― seumas milm (gyac), Monday, 5 October 2020 16:18 (five years ago)

xyzzz please do not kidnap lj or cut off his ear ...

― sarahell, Monday, 5 October 2020 16:37 (five years ago)

More worried about Alphie cutting off his own ear and mailing it to lj.

― pomenitul, Monday, 5 October 2020 16:40 (five years ago)

tfw you settle in for a jolly evening of posts at ilxor dot com.

https://i.stack.imgur.com/udEwV.jpg

― xyzzzz__, Monday, 5 October 2020 20:10 (five years ago)

1-877-Kars-4-Kids

― sarahell, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 13:33 (five years ago)

suddenly the awkward promotional appearances for www.segs4vets.ngo come to mind. they would come on cardinals games 2-3 times a year, telling hundreds of thousands of viewers to support sex 4 vets (or so it seemed)

― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 15:11 (five years ago)

just a disastrous name of an organization, and clearly one that people had trouble criticizing or changing afterward

― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 15:12 (five years ago)

There's adverts in the UK for something called Bullion Online and I always hear it as bullying

― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 15:36 (five years ago)

*blue pedro intensifies*

― Chip-vill-A (imago), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 15:44 (five years ago)

LJ I don’t want to bump your twenty 20 thread so let me just say 1) I still don’t give a shit about cricket BUT 2) current match has the two best kits in the whole series

― seumas milm (gyac), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 16:33 (five years ago)

Also, Mumbai Indians is a stupid name.

― seumas milm (gyac), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 16:33 (five years ago)

agree about the kits. shame about the royals' ineptitude

― Chip-vill-A (imago), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 16:34 (five years ago)

Sequins ffs

― seumas milm (gyac), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 16:39 (five years ago)

I think that joke worked better in French.

― seumas milm (gyac), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 17:49 (five years ago)

my mom was a nurse and would say strange words like "impetigo" all of the time. so as a child, i thought he was singing "i got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, imhafotiga", which i understood to be a serious disease.

― bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 October 2020 16:33 (five years ago)

"got it bad, so bad, I'm Arthur Treacher"

― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 October 2020 17:51 (five years ago)

first time i heard it, i figured "hot for" meant "i am hot, in the eyes of." and that the guy had "got it made, sooooo great" --- because his teacher thought he was hot and so he didn't need to study for tests.

― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 8 October 2020 20:35 (five years ago)

that was how i heard it when i was a kid!!

― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 8 October 2020 20:41 (five years ago)

#onemind

― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 8 October 2020 20:48 (five years ago)

to assume the teacher would abandon all fairness and standards over hotness

― bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 October 2020 20:51 (five years ago)

i don't think DLR would ever

― bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 October 2020 20:52 (five years ago)

i'm hot on behalf of teacher

― superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 8 October 2020 21:04 (five years ago)

I'm hot whereto for teacher

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 8 October 2020 21:10 (five years ago)

i'm hot, grade 4 teacher

― bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 October 2020 21:27 (five years ago)

I'm hot for four teachers

― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 October 2020 22:34 (five years ago)

teacher asked us to demonstrate Brownian motion for the rest of the class. we began to move about randomly, occasionally colliding with each other. Teacher asked me to move faster, collide more frequently. i'm hot for teacher.

― bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 October 2020 22:43 (five years ago)

I'm hoth for t-shirts

― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 8 October 2020 23:02 (five years ago)

i'm han for shoot first

― bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 October 2020 23:03 (five years ago)

I'm Hoff for beacher

― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 October 2020 23:13 (five years ago)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

― seumas milm (gyac), Friday, 9 October 2020 13:58 (five years ago)

RIP Mr. (scoops spoonful of peanut butter into mouth) Forfar

― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 October 2020 18:25 (five years ago)

Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a fat bitch". What could this mean?
— Richard Dawkins (@RichardDawkins) October 13, 2013

― seumas milm (gyac), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 18:49 (five years ago)

Fake Duawkins

― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 20:03 (five years ago)

does every Canadian city have its own meat "seasoning"?

― bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 21:13 (five years ago)

i hope so

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 October 2020 22:06 (five years ago)

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