Please subtweet probably by taking my name out of it and I will consider your request
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 5 October 2020 14:35 (three years ago) link
*properly
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 5 October 2020 14:38 (three years ago) link
I don’t understand the troll with all the books and his constant hunger for LJ’s attention, why must he do this even on his favourite board
― seumas milm (gyac), Monday, 5 October 2020 14:40 (three years ago) link
Better.
Request status: "We love what's happening, thank you"
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 5 October 2020 14:45 (three years ago) link
Why are you like this
― seumas milm (gyac), Monday, 5 October 2020 15:24 (three years ago) link
at this point i just understand it as bants
― Chip-vill-A (imago), Monday, 5 October 2020 15:28 (three years ago) link
the_bants_understander
this reminds me of the elevator incident and makes me wonder about the original trauma
― sarahell, Monday, 5 October 2020 15:40 (three years ago) link
xp think he misses you tbh, how long since there’s been a London FAP
― seumas milm (gyac), Monday, 5 October 2020 15:43 (three years ago) link
what would the dream 6-person FAP be
― Chip-vill-A (imago), Monday, 5 October 2020 15:44 (three years ago) link
don't answer that
ffs
― seumas milm (gyac), Monday, 5 October 2020 15:46 (three years ago) link
― seumas milm (gyac), Monday, 5 October 2020 bookmarkflaglink
Keep going like this
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 5 October 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link
i smell a poll!
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 October 2020 15:52 (three years ago) link
lj should definitely start that poll
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 5 October 2020 15:53 (three years ago) link
ILX Ladder Match: The Thread
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 October 2020 15:54 (three years ago) link
mike f, three of his alts, vordul and some wite kid would be my pick.
― pomenitul, Monday, 5 October 2020 15:56 (three years ago) link
depends on the connotations of "dream"
― sarahell, Monday, 5 October 2020 15:59 (three years ago) link
And of ‘FAP’.
― pomenitul, Monday, 5 October 2020 16:00 (three years ago) link
in dreams ... I FAP ... with youuuu
― sarahell, Monday, 5 October 2020 16:03 (three years ago) link
And have you any dreams you’d like to sell?Dreams of FAPiness
― pomenitul, Monday, 5 October 2020 16:04 (three years ago) link
That's good, sarahell! With a little modification would work on Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics
― Erdős-szám 69 (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 5 October 2020 16:06 (three years ago) link
I may go ahread and do so and give you credit.
I just feel we’re all enabling xyzzzzz’s kinks here, sicko.jpg
― seumas milm (gyac), Monday, 5 October 2020 16:18 (three years ago) link
xyzzz please do not kidnap lj or cut off his ear ...
― sarahell, Monday, 5 October 2020 16:37 (three years ago) link
More worried about Alphie cutting off his own ear and mailing it to lj.
― pomenitul, Monday, 5 October 2020 16:40 (three years ago) link
tfw you settle in for a jolly evening of posts at ilxor dot com.
https://i.stack.imgur.com/udEwV.jpg
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 5 October 2020 20:10 (three years ago) link
1-877-Kars-4-Kids
― sarahell, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 13:33 (three years ago) link
suddenly the awkward promotional appearances for www.segs4vets.ngo come to mind. they would come on cardinals games 2-3 times a year, telling hundreds of thousands of viewers to support sex 4 vets (or so it seemed)
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 15:11 (three years ago) link
just a disastrous name of an organization, and clearly one that people had trouble criticizing or changing afterward
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 15:12 (three years ago) link
There's adverts in the UK for something called Bullion Online and I always hear it as bullying
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 15:36 (three years ago) link
*blue pedro intensifies*
― Chip-vill-A (imago), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 15:44 (three years ago) link
LJ I don’t want to bump your twenty 20 thread so let me just say 1) I still don’t give a shit about cricket BUT 2) current match has the two best kits in the whole series
― seumas milm (gyac), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link
Also, Mumbai Indians is a stupid name.
agree about the kits. shame about the royals' ineptitude
― Chip-vill-A (imago), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 16:34 (three years ago) link
Sequins ffs
― seumas milm (gyac), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 16:39 (three years ago) link
I think that joke worked better in French.
― seumas milm (gyac), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 17:49 (three years ago) link
my mom was a nurse and would say strange words like "impetigo" all of the time. so as a child, i thought he was singing "i got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, imhafotiga", which i understood to be a serious disease.
― bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 October 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link
"got it bad, so bad, I'm Arthur Treacher"
― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 October 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link
first time i heard it, i figured "hot for" meant "i am hot, in the eyes of." and that the guy had "got it made, sooooo great" --- because his teacher thought he was hot and so he didn't need to study for tests.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 8 October 2020 20:35 (three years ago) link
that was how i heard it when i was a kid!!
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 8 October 2020 20:41 (three years ago) link
#onemind
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 8 October 2020 20:48 (three years ago) link
to assume the teacher would abandon all fairness and standards over hotness
― bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 October 2020 20:51 (three years ago) link
i don't think DLR would ever
― bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 October 2020 20:52 (three years ago) link
i'm hot on behalf of teacher
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 8 October 2020 21:04 (three years ago) link
I'm hot whereto for teacher
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 8 October 2020 21:10 (three years ago) link
i'm hot, grade 4 teacher
― bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 October 2020 21:27 (three years ago) link
I'm hot for four teachers
― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 October 2020 22:34 (three years ago) link
teacher asked us to demonstrate Brownian motion for the rest of the class. we began to move about randomly, occasionally colliding with each other. Teacher asked me to move faster, collide more frequently. i'm hot for teacher.
― bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 October 2020 22:43 (three years ago) link
I'm hoth for t-shirts
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 8 October 2020 23:02 (three years ago) link