(not sure why it'd be bad form to bring this up here, unless we're purely a Shawn Mendes/anal detritus discussion thread now)
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Thursday, 19 December 2019 15:54 (six years ago)
OMG
― surm, Thursday, 19 December 2019 15:58 (six years ago)
Congratulations Eric!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so, so happy for you <3
Eric, I'd marry you if it turned out you had no blood at all! Congratulations!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 December 2019 16:00 (six years ago)
Glory, hallelujah!
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 December 2019 16:09 (six years ago)
ERIC!! Mazel tov!!
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Thursday, 19 December 2019 17:09 (six years ago)
Congratulations Eric!!
― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 19 December 2019 17:35 (six years ago)
As my father would say: “oh! A wedding! ..........a gay wedding!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtgY1q0J_TQ
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 December 2019 17:38 (six years ago)
i am cautiously back in touch with my crush who just released a spaced-out sex funk EP and i'm foolishly wondering if any of the tracks are about me (not that i would ask)
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Thursday, 19 December 2019 18:01 (six years ago)
Be very happy, Eric. Has he seen Eyes Wide Shut?
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 December 2019 18:18 (six years ago)
congrats!!!
― ingredience (map), Thursday, 19 December 2019 18:56 (six years ago)
xp Luckily for me he has not.
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 December 2019 19:51 (six years ago)
Congrats to Eric! and good luck to everyone else touching ET's finger.
― Yerac, Thursday, 19 December 2019 19:59 (six years ago)
is that the new metaphor?
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 December 2019 20:03 (six years ago)
old? I remember it from one of the super early VICE guides to anal.
― Yerac, Thursday, 19 December 2019 20:18 (six years ago)
I love seeing "vice" and "anal" in the same sentence.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 December 2019 20:21 (six years ago)
Byron couldn't have said it more graciously.
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 December 2019 20:26 (six years ago)
Same article said not to finger an ass without a condom on or else “you’ll get poo nail”
― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 19 December 2019 21:48 (six years ago)
that's disgusting.
― surm, Thursday, 19 December 2019 21:51 (six years ago)
finally -- a word for a common conditino
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 December 2019 21:57 (six years ago)
bf and i are dead at touching et’s finger. he started singing an impromptu version of the neil diamond song “heartlight” with the alternate opening “turn on your dildo in the middle of a young boy’s dream”
― ingredience (map), Friday, 20 December 2019 06:25 (six years ago)
i have no idea what anything in that sentence means
― surm, Friday, 20 December 2019 15:46 (six years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0TfR9mgOiU
― ingredience (map), Friday, 20 December 2019 19:23 (six years ago)
Guides to Anal are roughly as relevant as driving skills to me
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 December 2019 19:24 (six years ago)
i have a date tomorrow with a man who wants to show me Women On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown. i'm excited!
― surm, Friday, 20 December 2019 20:29 (six years ago)
Surm on the Edge of an Anal Breakdown
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 December 2019 20:36 (six years ago)
omg
― surm, Friday, 20 December 2019 20:45 (six years ago)
never say that again
many xps
congrats Eric! <3
― clouds, Saturday, 21 December 2019 14:30 (six years ago)
congrats Eric!!
― donna rouge, Saturday, 21 December 2019 16:59 (six years ago)
happy holidays!!!!!!! what's everyone up to
― surm, Monday, 30 December 2019 16:37 (six years ago)
about to lunch with an indecisive friend who returns home in a few hours.
Everyone should go home.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 December 2019 16:51 (six years ago)
what's a good winter thread title
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 December 2019 17:12 (six years ago)
i have no home
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 December 2019 17:13 (six years ago)
Maybe it’s having a major piece of writing due at the end of January, but I am extremely ready for the holidays to be over. Due to some unforeseen parental health issues (everyone’s mostly fine now, we think) we ended up spending more than half of December back home, which disrupted my work/life routine in ways that I don’t feel I can get back to until I return to my bubble.
On a positive note, a friend did get me Golden Girls Trivial Pursuit for Xmas.
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Monday, 30 December 2019 17:30 (six years ago)
i have thatand i'm so sorry to hear about your family--i hope things will continue to get betterbonus round: What is Miles' daughter's name?
― surm, Monday, 30 December 2019 17:37 (six years ago)
Caroline.
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Monday, 30 December 2019 17:37 (six years ago)
(thanks for the kind words as well, surm)
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Monday, 30 December 2019 17:38 (six years ago)
<3 very good ok one more: what John Hughes film is the actress who played Caroline in?
― surm, Monday, 30 December 2019 17:41 (six years ago)
Hmm. That one I actually don't know, although I always thought the actress looked familiar (wasn't she also Larry Sanders' first wife?).
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Monday, 30 December 2019 17:46 (six years ago)
i actually don't know, though she was once on The Larry Sanders Show! the film Molly Hagan starred in is SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL:)
― surm, Monday, 30 December 2019 17:50 (six years ago)
I was wrong. Molly Hagen was not Larry Sanders' wife; Megan Gallagher was. Hagen did play "Ad executive" in an ep of Larry though, in addition to that Hughes (written, though not directed) film.
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Monday, 30 December 2019 17:50 (six years ago)
(what surm said)
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Monday, 30 December 2019 17:51 (six years ago)
i think she was good at playing a stuck up b
― surm, Monday, 30 December 2019 17:56 (six years ago)
i kind of like a boi
― surm, Monday, 30 December 2019 19:14 (six years ago)
tho i'm also in a place of my life where if it doesn't feel like he's into it, i'll cut him off so fast it'll make his head spini tell you, nothing brings clarity to your love life like the dissolution of an 18-year relationship
― surm, Monday, 30 December 2019 19:22 (six years ago)
i just finished redecorating my apartment, it's beautiful! now i just want to get a bar cart . . . . . . . . . this is gonna be a full on bach pad imma tell you right now
― surm, Monday, 6 January 2020 16:44 (six years ago)
WINTER
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 January 2020 16:46 (six years ago)
Tea With the Flames: A QUEER New Year to Keep You Warm in WINTER 2020
― surm, Monday, 6 January 2020 17:44 (six years ago)