Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

just my opinion, but all these Tories being refused houseshares could just go live in a tent in a field.

plenty of ditches still available

https://cdn.glastonburyfestivals.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/Webmap-2019-v4-2.jpg

the Gulagasto Archipelago is a good reminder to build a fence around this field, it's not a holiday camp!

🚨 Scoop: Boris Johnson set to be replaced by Rishi Sunak in seven-way BBC #ge2019 debate next Friday

PM very unlikely to attend, sending chief secretary to the Treasury in his place.https://t.co/aZvKKoWEw3

— Sebastian Payne (@SebastianEPayne) November 19, 2019

profiles in courage

dying

DIRTY TRICKS ALERT. Mike Gapes has told me this man is an imposter. He says Miller is not his spokesman; he doesn’t know who he is; and that this seems to be part of the “dirty tricks” against him. He’s reported Miller to Twitter, but Gapes says they’ve done nothing.

— Michael Crick (@MichaelLCrick) November 19, 2019

pic.twitter.com/d6nFMjY0j7

— Sam ✌️ (@samisam147) November 19, 2019

LOL @ the Tories idea of a rising star.

kinda want some of this official gapes merch tbh

If any cafes in Ilford South see someone wearing this, they're part of my street team so give them as many free hot drinks as they want #GapeForVictory pic.twitter.com/dIblemO3Ie

— Mr Richard Miller (@MrRichardMiller) November 16, 2019

BREAKING: The #GapeForVictory campaign in Ilford South is hotting up, as Mike Gapes releases an aggressive new video roundly condemning the man heretofore thought of as his most trusted confidante, @MrRichardMiller. Bitter and unprecedented divisions opening up in Camp Gapes. pic.twitter.com/fVeeeMMCSV

— Reel Politik UNLEASHED! (@2Reel2Politik) November 19, 2019

Lol I missed a lot when I was MES-ing myself yesterday. Spent ages typing a late response:

He wasn't entirely wrong. "Marquis Cha-cha" is the obvious anti-Argentine song of the moment. "Pay Your Rates" is a fairly obvious pisstake of council socialism.

The reason I find him hard to stomach now is the descent into misogyny, misanthropy, the pitiful abuse of people who clearly adored his genius and allowed him to be a cunt.

So Johnson really is scared debating women huh

Agapē A-Gapes.

(xp) He's got better uses for women, innee? Knowhorrimean? Phwooaarrr. Eh?

lol the squirrel story is a fucking Twitter moment

Speaking of, did Lib Dem’s Jo Swinson have anything to say about what her candidate was saying in Kensington?

someone needs to deepfake her into a squirrel massacre vid

or alternatively pay the ransom to groovyguyzone for the original unredacted video

while we're on both topics, I'm put in mind of MES claiming to iirc run down squirrels with his lawnmower. probably baiting as usual though

Mark E Smith facing RSPCA over squirrel cruelty

When interviewer Ben Marshall told Smith his father runs over seagulls, the singer replied: “Heh, heh, heh. Quite fucking right. I don’t have a problem with that.”

Heh, heh, heh...

I've been wracking my fucking brain and now remember where i got this wrong idea he once was a self-proclaimed socialist. It was a quite witless and rubbish cartoon in the NME from the time when brix left him. Someone did a cartoon imagining his hectoring amphetamine-booze ranting side was a big part of their domestic set-up hence why she fucked him off. And it featured loads of made-up repetitive MESisms including one that said" I'm a socialist, me". So my fucked up brain was remembering some useless information correctly, just not in the right context!

probably done this story before but i saw The Fall on the night that Nigel Kennedy was on This Is Your Life with Brix in tow and was playing pool at the table next to the rest of the band, apparently Mark was so broken up and in his cups he had to be dragged onstage

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EJwNYmUWkAIOmPT?format=jpg&name=large the stage ffs

VR interviewer is going to gunge Jeremby

Daft Punk revive looks on point!

so help me i'm at such a low i'm gonna watch this bollocks

are they going on The Cube?

wait isn't that the set from that shitty Phillip whatsisname game show?

lol Nick beat me

https://3dwarehouse.sketchup.com/warehouse/v1.0/publiccontent/6124f229-1d69-4e72-98b9-cece3020cfc1

"Around the world for EU citizens with freedom of movement only, around the woo-orld!"

Hoping for this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz7uYIIbfmE

Instead of watching this I've decided to go to a new sports bar that's opened up near me to watch Scotland v Kazakhstan. There's me, the barmaid and some English guy in the entire place.

... some old geezer has just come in and the first guy has left.

lol i was gonna bet on the English guy leaving

tbf it's not exackly a title decider

No Kazakhs?

(Prithee, no Borat jokes.)

Instead of watching this I've decided to go to a new sports bar that's opened up near me to watch Scotland v Kazakhstan. There's me, the barmaid and some English guy in the entire place.

Is the aul fella also English?

I don't think so, but he night be Hungarian because he doesn't look Welsh.

alright mark e smith

I don't think I can bring myself to watch, so, good luck everyone brave enough to do so, please report back

Jerembe squinting at the autocue

can i really be the only person watching LA REINA DEL SUR?

Cromblyn always squints. Neither of these can read an autocue well.

Oh shit I thought it was nine

Oh shit getting Brexit done and dither and delay, bingo

I dunno if I can watch this cunt, it's not good to carry murder in your heart

If there is a nuclear button question I will kill myself

Oh god the clapping

If I got a taxi could I make it to London in time to stab this cunt?

https://media.tenor.com/images/c55833ccc8d82c1ba01198a470c4d62e/tenor.gif

Shan't be watching bcz work. Looking forward to reading this thread after midnight. Good luck UK <3

Corbyn bang on re length of negotiations

Brexit coward Crumhorn refusing to answer the question about whether he's a Trot Brexiteer or not

Stabbing Johnson is important tho

Oh god oven-ready

Sick new coin burn