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o grim reunion!

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Los Angeles, you know I love you but you're still too fucking small.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh DEAR. Was it him or her?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hi! How's your ass? Er, how've you been?"

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

ah, the memories. the laughter. the santorum.

― latebloomer: the rebel sound of grits and bacon (latebloomer), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Amoeba Records, after leaving work early. She was browsing the new CDs, I was in used. I saw her and darted for the Brazilian section, figuring I'd be safe. But then I remembered I was fairly close to folk and therefore Nick Drake, so I made a beeline for hip-hop and waited it out. I'm pretty sure she didn't see me.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, are there giant walls between genres or something?

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

walls of cornitude!

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Arrrrrgh. I was SO going to Amoeba tonight, and blew it off. No way I would have missed any Angie Harmon/Flipper lookin' chix0rz, let alone Angie Harmon/Flipper-lookin' chix0rz clutching the new Weezer. I suck, and there is no God.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 05:04 (twenty-one years ago)

See, THIS is the problem with having one very good record store in a city.

― donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 07:25 (twenty-one years ago)

collisions with ex couch violators.

for fuck and shame.

― donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 07:26 (twenty-one years ago)

And did this thread get printed and given to her as a present?

Actually strike that question.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 07:44 (twenty-one years ago)

This is the first time I've seen this thread. I've had tears in my eyes for an hour and I've never laughed so hard in my lifetime. Thank you, Gear!, thank you, Gear!, thank you.

― ... And suddenly Ian Riese-Moraine is a naked man saying, 'Polvo! Polvo!' (Easte, Sunday, 15 May 2005 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I remember I used to think gear! was quite old

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 15 May 2005 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www4.desales.edu/SCFC/promotion/yelling.jpg

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Sunday, 15 May 2005 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Seven "Hipster Scouts" were arrested earlier today for wearing trucker hats ironically.

― ... And suddenly Ian Riese-Moraine is a naked man saying, 'Volvo! Volvo!' (Easte, Monday, 16 May 2005 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Is she now roaming the streets? Looking for her prince, whose head fits the trucker-hat she found in the folk section?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 16 May 2005 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

it isn't in the living room, but my little brother is loudly entertaining one of his many fuck-buddies right now, and i need to kep my door open to hear the doorbell, and the rhythmic 'ting ting ting' of his cheap tinny bed against the walls has given way to full on guttural grunting straight out of a jungle pron flick.

it's fair traumatising.

― stevie (stevie), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

salute.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 20 August 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

respek.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 20 August 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

Be awed.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 20 August 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

I just want to make sure that I've posted on this thread.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 20 August 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

I never get tired of reading this one.

― I'm playing it cool but it's terribly cruel / Kate (papa november), Saturday, 20 August 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

how in the name of jesus h. christ have i never happened upon this thread before? just read it from start to finish. probably the greatest hour of my life.

i'm guessing i won't be the first, but i'm off to start writing the screenplay for my (surely award-winning) short film based upon the thread. (not just the event. the thread itself has its own unique mindblowing narrative). absolute fucking genius. everytime it looks like the thread was about to wither and die, something truly fucking hilarius pops up. how to ask for ass sex. dolphin sex. that parting comment.

i think i've fallen in love with the thread.

― michael grant (michael digby grant), Saturday, 20 August 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)

I had originally missed the "o grim reunion" bit, so I'm glad I came searching for it again.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 20 August 2005 23:25 (twenty years ago)

six months pass...

Tracer OTM. What was the jess thread mentioned near the start? I seem to vaguely recall an amusing thread around the same time as this, that I think involved jess, but does anyone have a link (or at least some search terms to get me there?)

― steal compass, drive north, disappear (tissp), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 12:33 (twenty years ago)

(also, a revival because this thread deserves to be revived at least once every two months. In fact, let's just reproduce it verbatim in the FAQ)

― steal compass, drive north, disappear (tissp), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 12:36 (twenty years ago)

it is a good bit blacker in tone than this one, really, but here it is: girls, gurls, grrls: c/d, s/d

― electrogrouse (haitch), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 13:19 (twenty years ago)

That's the one, cheers haitch.

― steal compass, drive north, disappear (tissp), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 13:19 (twenty years ago)

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:u1opZGwGbTeQDM:www.oldenglishcrackers.com/images/logo.gif

― couchpotato (chris moran), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 14:44 (twenty years ago)

Ah, the beauty of this thread. Did Grimly survive reading it?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 17:48 (twenty years ago)

grimly was trucker hat man.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 17:49 (twenty years ago)

i thought snopes debunked this thread

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 17:50 (twenty years ago)

I am delighted to find that Google still only returns one result for "cummy hinder".

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 18:56 (twenty years ago)

Whenever this thread is revived, the sun shines a little brighter on my day.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 19:21 (twenty years ago)

hehe. i've always thought sun shining and ass sex were opposites :)

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 19:22 (twenty years ago)

still one of the greats

― latebloomer aka rembrandt, the fifth ninja turtle (latebloomer), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 21:31 (twenty years ago)

offical: everyone who's posted on this thread is GOING TO HELL!!!

don't expect any sympathy for your depravities. go read Dante's Inferno. yeah, seventh circle, that's the shit we're working on...

remember - every time you masturbate, Jesus kills a kitten.

― satan, Wednesday, 15 March 2006 23:31 (twenty years ago)

jesus, ned and ken. i get all the way to the end of the thread, wiping tears of molten laughter from my ~~couch~~ eyes, and i find my name in it. that was almost too freaky.

best thread ever. best thing on the internet ever. the reason computers were invented.

x-post: o well. at least it'll be warm.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 23:37 (twenty years ago)

four weeks pass...

2 YEARS AGO TODAY...

― Chairman Doinel (Charles McCain), Thursday, 13 April 2006 23:08 (twenty years ago)

This is the most classic thread on any messageboard, ever. If ILX should spontaneously combust at some point, it should be this thread that is thrown from the blazing wreckage. Gear - I salute you.

― Si.C@rter (SiC@rter), Thursday, 13 April 2006 23:33 (twenty years ago)

Is there any way that this thread can be restored with all the original images?

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Friday, 14 April 2006 00:21 (twenty years ago)

Hilarious.

― someone let this mitya out! (mitya), Friday, 14 April 2006 00:58 (twenty years ago)

innocence was lost that day

― gear (gear), Friday, 14 April 2006 01:02 (twenty years ago)

ass innocence

― gear (gear), Friday, 14 April 2006 01:02 (twenty years ago)

I had a feeling this thread would be revived soon, but NOT because it was nearing its birthday!

TRIBUTE

RESPEK

― RoxyMuzakï¿½ (roxymuzak), Friday, 14 April 2006 01:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.houghtonmifflinbooks.com/assets/product/0618300465.gif

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 14 April 2006 01:33 (twenty years ago)

My god, the two year anniversary. Oh blessed event. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 April 2006 02:11 (twenty years ago)

when is the new yorker piece gonna run, gear?

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Friday, 14 April 2006 02:56 (twenty years ago)

Puffy Angie Harmon has enriched us all.

― Big Willy and the Twins (miloaukerman), Friday, 14 April 2006 02:59 (twenty years ago)

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