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Get Naked (I Got A POLL): ILM's Top 100 ALBUMS Of The 00's

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:09 (six years ago)

it is potentially the least enticing thread with a reference to nudity in the title

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:09 (six years ago)

i lolled but also i've got to bet that somewhere in the archives ILX can outdo that re: enticement and nudity

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:10 (six years ago)

I challenge you to find it!

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:11 (six years ago)

hey, i'm a busy oh never mind

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:12 (six years ago)

... actually, it probably would be another ILM poll thread and then it would just be a question of which poll was least enticing

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:12 (six years ago)

Naked Chef: Pukka or Shite?

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:13 (six years ago)

Coldplay's nude direction

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:14 (six years ago)

I'm in love with the nude girl on the cover of The Madcap Laughs

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:15 (six years ago)

more enticing: shorter and had pictures of food

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:15 (six years ago)

this shirt/minidress from thailand with a pic of a nude adam levine on it

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:16 (six years ago)

Buck naked or butt naked

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:16 (six years ago)

actual thread content is outside the remit of this thread

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:16 (six years ago)

next two: more enticing

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:17 (six years ago)

ok, both those last two thread titles are way more enticing

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:17 (six years ago)

i think you're probably right tbf

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:18 (six years ago)

this is close:
Let It Be...Naked -- Pazz & Jop 03?

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:20 (six years ago)

Admittedly a lazy pick but I have no idea who Bob Weir is nor any interest in finding out what his 'prolem' is:

what the hell is Bob Weir's prolem?

pomenitul, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:23 (six years ago)

Dance naked you pansies

tick.jpg

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:23 (six years ago)

i would have put this one on the list, but i ironically appreciate these threads now:
Nude MSU math professor, what's on your iPhone?

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:23 (six years ago)

yeah when i was searching i deliberately left out the iPhone ones :D

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:24 (six years ago)

granted I confined my searches to ILM

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:25 (six years ago)

maybe?
The Emperor is Finally Naked (started by g@bbneb (gabbneb)

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:26 (six years ago)

certainly it doesn't entice

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:26 (six years ago)

tho maybe 'neb refers to his dick as "The Emperor" and then ... maybe it would be worth a look?

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:27 (six years ago)

Speaking as a neophyte, what makes gabbneb such a legend 'round these parts?

pomenitul, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:28 (six years ago)

He excelled at creating least enticing thread titles, for one.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:29 (six years ago)

tho maybe 'neb refers to his dick as "The Emperor" and then ... maybe it would be worth a look?

if for no other reason than to see whether it's blended

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:29 (six years ago)

wait ... blended .... penis? how ??

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:30 (six years ago)

does "blended" mean something else in the UK than in the US? Is it like "tick"?

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:30 (six years ago)

no it was just a non sequitur-ish callback to a classic gabb haircut comment

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:32 (six years ago)

well considering the comment ... nope. not going there.

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:33 (six years ago)

I think I promised everyone that I would not be mean and talk shit in the 2019

sarahell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:34 (six years ago)

one month passes...

When will y'all realize that Marissa Nadler is the nu-gothique schnizzle?

dayyum

éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 December 2019 17:07 (six years ago)

oof

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Friday, 6 December 2019 17:10 (six years ago)

Marissa Nadler is great and really deserves better than that thread title.

Matt DC, Friday, 6 December 2019 17:12 (six years ago)

who was user 'i, grey'?

☮ (peace, man), Friday, 6 December 2019 17:19 (six years ago)

The tragedy Matt is I will never know, because of that thread title

éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 December 2019 17:20 (six years ago)

two months pass...

to form babby, or not to form babby

High profile Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 22:42 (six years ago)

no way i need to learn how babby form

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 22:43 (six years ago)

It was on the news this mroing

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 22:45 (six years ago)

three weeks pass...

'What do you find strangely erotic?'

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Saturday, 7 March 2020 10:16 (six years ago)

Haha yes, “erotic” is one of those words that is just profoundly unsexy and works against its intrinsic meaning. It could be a fascinating thread, but I can’t say I’m interested.

median punt (gyac), Saturday, 7 March 2020 10:25 (six years ago)

That, plus the erotic proclivities of ILXors terrify me by default.

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Saturday, 7 March 2020 10:48 (six years ago)

terrify isn't the word I would use -- maybe 10 years ago, but now? nah

sarahell, Saturday, 7 March 2020 22:19 (six years ago)

seven months pass...

Not quite an unenticing title but a pompous bleurgh: the verdict

1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 October 2020 14:14 (five years ago)

five months pass...

do i even have to?

Call of Scampi: Slack Nephrops (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 April 2021 16:26 (five years ago)

ten months pass...

Eddie Vedder Does a Cover of "You've Got to Hide Your Love Away"

I have a voulez-vous? with death (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 February 2022 09:16 (four years ago)


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