Yogurt is fuckin godhead
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, 21 October 2019 03:55 (four years ago) link
I think any food that is healthy or seemingly lighter is feminized. It kind of sucks because I figure a lot of men have terrible, self inflected butt problems.
― Yerac, Monday, 21 October 2019 03:57 (four years ago) link
Got no beef wit yogurt, enjoy me some before an alcohol blowout.
― calstars, Monday, 21 October 2019 04:03 (four years ago) link
It kind of sucks because I figure a lot of men have terrible, self inflected butt problems.
― Yerac, Sunday, October 20, 2019 11:57 PM bookmarkflaglink
If you're having butt problemsI feel bad for you son
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, 21 October 2019 04:33 (four years ago) link
― Yerac
poster child for this is probably Elvis, reading about the condition of his large intestine after his death made a pretty big impression on me
aimless i'm trying really hard to not be an asshole about your yogurt huff but the whole "i've never heard of this before therefore this can't possibly be an Actual Thing" response is one of the most boomer things ever
― Spironolactone T. Agnew (rushomancy), Monday, 21 October 2019 13:39 (four years ago) link
It seems to me that (white) Boomers, as a generation, have a particular talent for taking personal credit for everything they consider to be good, whether that be the adoption of yogurt as a staple food in the West or Ending Racism Forever, while at the same time utterly disclaiming all responsibility for anything they think of as a bad thing as not being real, or if it is real certainly having nothing to do with them, whether that be the way yogurt was arbitrarily made a gendered food in the West or, you know, all the racist policies implemented by Boomers.
And while failure may be an orphan refusing to so much as acknowledge the EXISTENCE of, like, evil, because you were the conquering hero to end it all forever, and more than that the total implacable commitment to that increasingly implausible narrative in the face of mounting evidence to the contrary, boomers' pathological inability to, like, change their minds or take responsibility for Bad Things... well, I feel like that has a lot to do with why a lot of non-Boomers keep throwing up their hands and saying "God, why don't you just DIE ALREADY?" We know it's cruel and insensitive but every day boomers keep making things worse and worse and we can't do a goddamn thing about it.
― Spironolactone T. Agnew (rushomancy), Monday, 21 October 2019 14:12 (four years ago) link
I think dlh was otm, boomers suck but it’s mostly because they’re old and old people have always kind of sucked
hillary clinton also sucks
― k3vin k., Monday, 21 October 2019 14:44 (four years ago) link
boomers suck because people suck
boomers are also alright because people are alright
― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 21 October 2019 16:27 (four years ago) link
the notion that there is one batch of human babies who handled the problems of their age differently than another batch in the same circumstances would...it's a head scratcher for me.
But I'm a scumbag Gen X-er.
― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 21 October 2019 16:30 (four years ago) link
Boomers are particularly hated because their numbers meant they were catered to for much longer than other generations
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 21 October 2019 16:37 (four years ago) link
So now we have two generation themed threads?
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, 21 October 2019 16:44 (four years ago) link
we're also talking about marvel in three different threads rn
― american bradass (BradNelson), Monday, 21 October 2019 16:45 (four years ago) link
ilx collapsing into a singular thread soon
i feel bad about bringing up SP in the album rollout - i contributed to this
i will see you all on the singular thread, soon
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Monday, 21 October 2019 16:53 (four years ago) link
sorry for complaining karl it's just the thousandth time i've seen those opinions this year/month
― american bradass (BradNelson), Monday, 21 October 2019 16:55 (four years ago) link
oh jeez, no problem! as i typed my south park comment into the top 100 albums of the 2000s countdown i knew i should reconsider ;)
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Monday, 21 October 2019 17:04 (four years ago) link
but then i did it anyway because hey, nothing matters!
lol, ok that is my last SP joke on ilx, i promise
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Monday, 21 October 2019 17:05 (four years ago) link
for real tho!
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 21 October 2019 17:36 (four years ago) link
Boomers, as a generation, have a particular talent for taking personal credit for everything they consider to be good, whether that be the adoption of yogurt as a staple food in the West or Ending Racism Forever, while at the same time utterly disclaiming all responsibility for anything they think of as a bad thing as not being real, or if it is real certainly having nothing to do with them, whether that be the way yogurt was arbitrarily made a gendered food in the West or, you know, all the racist policies implemented by Boomers.
rushomancy, I give boomers credit for yoghurt becoming a grocery staple in North America for the simple reason that boomers provided a greatly increased pool of customers who wanted to buy and eat yoghurt, which was required to shift it from a specialty item to a widespread staple. Our appetite for the product stimulated its distribution. It certainly wasn't my parents generation who embraced yoghurt with enthusiasm and the market transformation had mostly been completed by the early 80s, too soon for a new generation to be much involved in it. You are welcome to dispute this.
As for your assertion that in your experience 'boomers repeatedly insisted that only girls ate yogurt', I never disputed this was your experience. I only asserted my own experience as a counterpoint, which experience is that no person has ever said in my presence that "only girls eat yoghurt". And that is true. No one ever has. You can dispute the truth of this, but only by calling me a liar, which is groundless and rather ugly.
You are welcome to your generalizations about boomers. I think they are no more accurate than most broad-brush stereotypes, meaning they are partly true and wholly false, like black people loving watermelon. But humans habitually make generalizations and regulate their opinions and actions in accordance with them, so I can hardly fault you for being as human as I am. I just ask you to look at yourself making them and ask how helpful they are to you. If they help you in some important way, great. Otherwise, I find it's good to handle mine with caution.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 21 October 2019 17:46 (four years ago) link
I remember typing yogurt as "yoghurt" in a group chat around 2005 with my peers and getting clowned endlessly
"yogurt" is the North American grocery staple
― mh, Monday, 21 October 2019 18:38 (four years ago) link
I may still be yog hurt by the mocking, tbh
You are welcome to your generalizations about boomers. I think they are no more accurate than most broad-brush stereotypes, meaning they are partly true and wholly false, like black people loving watermelon.
― A is for (Aimless)
...and now you've called me the real racist. congrats, that's the boomer trifecta. my work here is done.
hey, who wants to talk about hillary clinton?
― Spironolactone T. Agnew (rushomancy), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 01:35 (four years ago) link
wow I've missed a lot
― Joe Gargan (dandydonweiner), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 02:18 (four years ago) link
...and now you've called me the real racist. congrats
oh, come off it. that's a pile of bullcrap and you ought to be sensible enough to know what it is I really said, which was... well read the fucking prose on your screen. it has a clear enough meaning and it came nowhere near "calling you the real racist". but you are being a real asshole.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 03:15 (four years ago) link
I’ve had two different people tell me they think Hillary’s thinking about jumping into the primary race so far this week after my vacation away from this country and I’m aghast
― mh, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 03:44 (four years ago) link
Deadlocked convention 2020: Bah gawd, that's Hillary's music!
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 03:47 (four years ago) link
cue "Fight Song"
btw, if I ever, for any reason, wanted to call you "the real racist" I would say "you are the real racist", because that would convey my meaning in the clearest and most direct way possible. however, that is not what I think, or what I wanted to say, or convey, or imply. racism is not involved anywhere in the stereotypes about boomers that you have promulgated here. you just have extremely negative feelings about boomers and obviously feel no compunction in making sweeping negative stereotyping statements about them.
I asked you to consider whether these were in any way useful, other than to vent your bile at a group that is FAR more diverse and interesting than you are willing to give them credit for being. You couldn't even do that much. Instead, you bit me. Thanks. I really appreciated it.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 03:49 (four years ago) link
But we were wrong about emails!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 13:18 (four years ago) link
There is something deeply wrong with the NYT, that they would publish that thing without taking stock of the part they themselves played. Absolutely pathetic.
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 13:21 (four years ago) link
my parents are boomers and they complain about their peers more than anyone I know, although they tend to not say "boomers"
just a baseline unease with how their cohort in the upper middle class lost track of ideals. the thing that's lost in generational categorization is this constant: anyone who maintains working class status, especially those without the ability to retire, are seldom lumped into a generational category. it's flat: if you're broke, you're broke
― mh, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 13:49 (four years ago) link
I thought there are lots of studies that boomers have higher rates of divorce, suicide, unhappiness. But at the same time I guess those are the only people currently in that age bracket so we can't really compare. Most do seem deeply unhappy though.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 14:04 (four years ago) link
don't they label it something like, toxic nostalgia for a false world.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 14:05 (four years ago) link
this is incredible pic.twitter.com/PSFDxja1it— the wholelottared wanter (@poolsideconvooo) December 5, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 6 December 2019 18:48 (four years ago) link
It's been far too many hours since we last discussed Hillary Clinton or how badly she is governing the country during her retirement.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 6 December 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link
Biden is worse
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 December 2019 19:54 (four years ago) link
otoh Biden didn't hang out at Epstein's weird ranch repeatedly (to our knowledge)
― Simon H., Friday, 6 December 2019 19:56 (four years ago) link
when Fridays are slow, revive a Clinton thread. I always say!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 December 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link
so incredible that someone wanted to stop ethnic cleansing
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 6 December 2019 19:58 (four years ago) link
Slow Saturday morning revive:
Wow. Howard Stern and Hillary Clinton mocking Bernie for offering free college: “Chocolate milk for everybody!” pic.twitter.com/ScTosMv4KE— Ibrahim (@ibrahimpols) December 6, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 7 December 2019 09:56 (four years ago) link
Had anyone ever been so bitter about an intra-party opponent they defeated?
― No language just sound (Sund4r), Saturday, 7 December 2019 13:58 (four years ago) link
Heh. Not to my knowledge, no.
― pomenitul, Saturday, 7 December 2019 14:00 (four years ago) link
Trumpian tbh
― Simon H., Saturday, 7 December 2019 14:01 (four years ago) link
the one thread i wish was named in the style of RIP David Brooks
― forensic plumber (harbl), Saturday, 7 December 2019 16:24 (four years ago) link
more like Trump than even I realized
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 7 December 2019 16:39 (four years ago) link
Stern brings out the best in people.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 7 December 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link
If I recall correctly, she said almost that exact same thing in her book about the 2016 election, that Sanders kept trying to outdo her by offering wild, impossible, immature promises. She's the worst.
― OneSecondBefore, Saturday, 7 December 2019 17:53 (four years ago) link
Yeah, she quoted the whole FB meme about Sanders promising ponies.
― No language just sound (Sund4r), Saturday, 7 December 2019 18:25 (four years ago) link
hello folks
https://imgur.com/3FSi8Ld.jpg
― frogbs, Friday, 13 December 2019 21:06 (four years ago) link