Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post on the "Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here" thread - put them here

Maybe next time you'll make sure the Penguin is 18

Perhaps the likelihood of them seeing it is even higher now.

three!

Xgau Kreuzland

Etymology 2[edit]
From the acronym GAU (“worst-case scenario”).

Noun[edit]
Gau m (genitive Gaus or Gaues, plural Gaue)

(informal) an accident, a calamity quotations ▲

Roland Kopp-Wichmann, Depression ist für das Herz genauso schädlich wie Rauchen:
Außerdem neigen die Blutplättchen von depressiven Menschen eher dazu, sich zu Gerinnseln zusammenzuballen. Diese können irgendwann wichtige Adern verstopfen und einen Gau im Herzen oder Hirn auslösen.

I mean this thread is just boomers sniffing their own farts, isn’t it

Xgauleiter.

― pomenitul, Thursday, September 19, 2019 10:33 AM (one month ago)

lol

It awaits us all. Today's youth have apparently come up with a meme called 'the 30 year-old boomer'.

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Hopefully climate change will have killed us all before we’re laughing at the same two cunty jokes though!

For all your hate-read needs:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Boomerhumour/top/?t=all

i feel a recursion coming on

What, if some day or night a demon were to steal after you into your loneliest loneliness and say to you: 'This life as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more; and there will be nothing new in it, but every pain and every joy and every thought and sigh and everything unutterably small or great in your life will have to return to you, all in the same succession and sequence' ... Would you not throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse the demon who spoke thus? Or have you once experienced a tremendous moment when you would have answered him: 'You are a god and never have I heard anything more divine.'

already there Friedrich, already there

There is a party/
Everyone is there/
Everyone will leave/
At exactly the same time

When this party's over/
It will start again/
Won't be any different/
Will be exactly the same

All part of my plan to prod ILM towards a takeover of ILX.

https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.782743727.5884/flat,1000x1000,075,f.u1.jpg

lol

Reminded of when something was taking ages and I was unsure whether it was me or SV who was holding up the process and my dad said “ye could have your own terror cell...ISISRA”

(this is a tasteless joke for any lurking spooks)

quite patently i adore toast and am joining deems in a hearty mock of the ukilx tea discourse

you patented toast???

patent toast is an English delicacy with a shiny black exterior

If you need to toast it…

I am not posting in this thread

^a technicality

good call imo

There is only one thread and its name is

"hope you unwrapped all your christmas presents carefully and didn't get any papercuts, since your thin skin tells me that you would have likely bled to death"

how early in the life of this thread did it become the "meet me on the playground" of ilx

Started at conception tbh.

The membrane of passivity is often stretched quite thin across a deep well of aggro.

http://media.aintitcool.com/media/uploads/2013/quint/overlookpic_large.jpg

"It's always been the playground"

it's amazing how no one understands the purpose of that thread (fully copping to how i have misunderstood the purpose of that thread in the past)

I mean it's a thread dedicated to the things that, irl, one generally knows better than to say or do and that rightly die in the mind without ever coming to fruition. It's an ever-growing cyst prone, inevitably, to popping messily at some point.

Maybe we can have Fred's evidence-based politics discussion, i.e. why sanctions on Iran and the Bolivian coup was good, for example, in here?

if you fuck up more threads i swear to god

https://pulpsongs.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/thic21.gif

^what is that?

It's from an episode of The Avengers, every time she walks down a passage it leads back to the same room.

Brad that thread was fucked up by design keep up

xyzzzz__ do u have a key on your keyboard that just says 'Fred' because if not you should look into getting one custom made, it might save u some time

that is amazingly sick set design xp

lol OL, repurposed though it may be, you still stole my joke.

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otm. I know we have a cinematography thread, do we have a sick set design one?

Lads, you can't argue in here! This is the 'Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post on the "Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here" thread - put them here' room!

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Lol I hardly ever mention Fred. I am happy to talk set design.

Time for a 'Posts that were too argumentative for the 'Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post on the "Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here" thread - put them here' thread - put them here' thread.

fb chat for that

Posts you had third or fourth thoughts about and decided not to post at all, including in this completely empty thread - don't put them here.

if an ilx beef threatens to take over a perfectly innocent thread you can politely direct people here.
if an ilx beef threatens to take over "if an ilx beef threatens to take over a perfectly innocent thread you can politely direct people here." you can direct people here.
if an ilx beef gets out of hand on the beef thread come here to look at trees
if beef on an ilx trees thread get out of hand, come here to look at beef
A thread we can go to when an ILX beef gets out of hand and we don't understand wtf is going on
"There's Only 100% Pure Beef in Our Beef"