PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

If it's any consolation you and all the rest of us will be dead before you hit 40.

lol we're all gonna die celebrate will's 39th birthday

I hope you've asked for an underground bunker, 500 cans of food and a Smith & Wesson.

Tbh I'm expecting the party to resemble that Mitchell & Webb 'Don't mention the event' sketch

our very good friends on the French thread find our discussion too insular and provincial, not to mention too mindlessly left wing, I hope this gives us all pause

i'll have them know that i'm just the right amount of mindlessly left wing thx

I notice they're also talking as if the English and the British are indivisible. Nice work there, guys.

I will look for the French thread later, gotta keep working that lot into shape.

too mindlessly left wing

Not quite what was said, but this is telling.

we need more Joylon style parlour room arch smugness on here ffs

Anyhow, I'm sure you'll sort it all out on your own.

Have I been b& from the French thread cos I can’t see anything updated recently idgi

They don't like Anglo-Saxons there, so you're out.

xp

it's sorted. tactically voting for the LibDems is not otm

I’m not one of them...

In fact I am technically a quarter French if you look back far enough (lol Normans)

Here you go, gyac:

Nous voilà enfin débarrassés de tous ces amateurs

The Union Jack tankies get their safe space, and us esperanto-speaking Sorosist EU shills get ours.

I’m not one of them...

Neither am I.

playing for an invite into le salon des nitwits :p

C'est de bonne guerre.

It's less a question of whether you'd rather have them as an MP (I'm in a very safe Labour seat so it's irrelevant for me) but seats going from blue to yellow could prove very handy in depriving the Tories of a majority, or indeed help make Labour the largest party. But people just don't trust them not to team up with the Tories anyway, although even that might actually kill hard Brexit as an option and that's a non-negligible improvement upon what we currently have.

Obviously I'm not suggesting people actually vote for pro-austerity parties and I don't think I could do that with a clear conscience, even tactically.

Anyway after October 31 we'll be password-protecting this thread preventing anyone from across the Channel being able to access it.

Ty pom, that board is on web but not zing for me (is it new?)

Anyway the only point I raised my eyebrow about was the notion that the peace process never got brought up - like it does and also almost everyone itt knows everyone else’s views on the subject. We don’t need to keep repeating stuff for the benefit of dabblers.

We could actually find ourselves in a situation where Swinson is the only party leader prepared to defend the coalition's record, which would be hilarious.

Not quite what was said, but this is telling.

if you don't know where they're coming from then I can see this would seem like a stretch

xp will those of us who can snuggle the info out to fellow citizens get threadbanned?

genuinely unsure as to whether there's a typo there

LDs rather than Tories, that's a given. I mean I wouldn't go as far as saying Nazi Party rather than Tories but...

Oh ffs just deport me already

looking at holistic solutions for this near dead patient, they are both the same disease imo. I couldn't bring myself to give LD a vote if someone put a gun to my head.

if you don't know where they're coming from

Goes both ways, don't you think?

I'd vote UKIP if it meant a Tory lost their seat tbh.

If your constituency was a marginal, though? Zac Goldsmith won his seat back with a margin of 45. How would you vote if you’d lived in Richmond Park in 2017?

it's a toughie I suppose. I didn't even start voting until 2015 so wtf do i know?

Goes both ways, don't you think?

no!

Then we're likely not talking about the same thing.

Calz I voted LD in 2010 in a super safe Labour seat like a complete moron, can you ever forgive me?

the French threads welcome all those who share the values of the République, in detesting everything

anyway when I talked about the EU as a project of peace, I meant in stopping another pan European war, not specifically the Ireland-Northern Ireland peace process, though that too!

re: Richmond - depends on the Lib Dem candidate and their views were on what the Lib Dems have been up to since Clegg, and of course their manifesto. They would have to be a Lib Dem from the left for me to even consider switching from Labour. xps

Like Matt I am in a strong Lab constituency. Besides all that though I get the sense that socially liberal Tories in most those marginals are the ones who will be doing more of that kind of tactical voting. Switching that question to Labour voters is just LJ bullshitting like he usually does.

How bad would the LDs have to be to risk an MP like Zac “Sadiq Khan did 7/7 lol jk” G getting in?

I for one welcome this emerging Whizzer & Frites board rivalry and think we need more of it not less.

this current iteration of LibDems are more loathsome than the tories to some extent, because they still do that faux surprise response when being accused of not being nice for backing immoral + deadly policies. I just really hate the bastards, to borrow a phrase it would be like crawling through a corridor of vomit for me to enter that polling booth and vote for them

I would do it if I was absolutely certain it would get a Tory out, otherwise the shame and guilt would eat me up and I might end jumping in front of a tube train.

Richmond Park is a weird anomaly really bc stance on Heathrow expansion has been as important as stance on Brexit, perhaps more so.

The APPG report on the TOEIC / immigration scandal is quite flawed imo but gives an insight into how the twin effects of hostile policy / policy interpretation and rank incompetence can combine to land the government in trouble. I can only see that intensifying under a Johnson inner circle as ideological and sloppy as the one he has put together. If Patel can't be bothered to go through the legal niceties about registering her own potential conflicts of interest, idk how long it's going to be before her decisions are up for judicial review. Should Johnson manage to solidify his position with an election, i could imagine an ongoing battle with the courts being one of the main themes of his tenure, ultimately leading to attempts to weaken oversight. A lot of groundwork has been done by the press already in painting the judiciary as out of touch elites standing in the way of democratic decisions.

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5aa7ae58266c07fe6b48eb76/t/5d2f89915464d80001bff02c/1563396499651/Report+of+the+APPG+on+TOEIC-18+July+2019.pdf

gyac i know people who have voted for the tories and Ukip and I know they are only subhuman scum.. jokes obv ... it's complex and it would be a waste of energy to be judgemental. I'd much rather be judgemental against politicians voting records, not citizens. And your own tactical voting record is none of my fucking business!

extremely here for this inter-GB-FRA board bouef

comment dit-on « flag post » en français ?

La Beouf plz, if we're going to misspell it properly.

« Alerter les modérateurs » comes closest. Pun gets lost in translation, alas.

mdr

Every single time I hear news out of France I think "wow, they're almost as big a mess as the UK is at this point".

Not quite there yet but.