the one I remember is "What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One is white and harmful to children, and the other holds groceries"
― frogbs, Monday, 28 January 2019 14:55 (seven years ago)
I loved Thriller as a kid (I was in 4th grade when it came out), all the kids in the schoolyard had vinyl Beat It jackets — I had the red one, others had the black one. But I started to sour on him with Bad — he looked different, the songs were colder, there was just something off. There's a joy and excitement still to Off the Wall/Thriller, while everything that followed seems calculated and creepy.
― dinnerboat, Monday, 28 January 2019 15:31 (seven years ago)
Dangerous is the album I listen to most, but what do I know
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 January 2019 15:33 (seven years ago)
The plastic surgery was disturbing, it’s true. Around Bad seems to be when he lost any resemblance to his actual appearance—before he had a nose job and stuff but it wasn’t transformative
― Trϵϵship, Monday, 28 January 2019 15:33 (seven years ago)
And for me, there was a plausible deniability (maybe not so plausible in retrospect) that the abuse allegations were unfounded, that he was a weird man-child but that it hadn't necessarily been sexual. That maybe he was asexual, which of course seems naive now.
― dinnerboat, Monday, 28 January 2019 15:39 (seven years ago)
All his attempts to be sexy or provocative felt like they came from a place of insecurity - the crotch grabbing, that weird kiss w/ Lisa Maria Presley at the VMAs, even stuff like "Billie Jean", kinda...I would've totally believed he was asexual
― frogbs, Monday, 28 January 2019 15:43 (seven years ago)
It seems like a lot of people were willing to extend him the benefit of the doubt despite his eccentricity/creepiness, and that this seemingly came from a compassionate place. It sucks fhat this generosity was misguided.
― Trϵϵship, Monday, 28 January 2019 15:43 (seven years ago)
There *was* a kind of gentleness about him that doesn’t square with the image of a predator. However the evidence is what it is—it mostly points to his guilt
― Trϵϵship, Monday, 28 January 2019 15:45 (seven years ago)
It's disturbing to consider this "compassionate place" was actually a well-funded PR campaign to burnish his image and discredit his accusers.
― dinnerboat, Monday, 28 January 2019 15:47 (seven years ago)
It seems like a lot of people were willing to extend him the benefit of the doubt despite his eccentricity/creepiness...
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 28 January 2019 15:47 (seven years ago)
Yeah, or the PR campign exploited people’s desire to not think the worst of someone who was obviously suffering himself
― Trϵϵship, Monday, 28 January 2019 15:48 (seven years ago)
idk it didn't seem like any of his celebrity friends were willing to say a single negative word about him either
― frogbs, Monday, 28 January 2019 15:50 (seven years ago)
eccentricity and asexuality was also jimmy savile's cover btw
― maxwell’s silver hang suite (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 28 January 2019 15:51 (seven years ago)
― Trϵϵship, Monday, 28 January 2019 15:45 (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
pls dont have an image of a predator
― david waster phallus (darraghmac), Monday, 28 January 2019 15:58 (seven years ago)
https://www.sideshowtoy.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/predator-jungle-hunter-maquette-sideshow-thumb-300158-2.jpg
― Mordy, Monday, 28 January 2019 16:04 (seven years ago)
Yeah, you can see where the nose job caved in there.
― peace, man, Monday, 28 January 2019 16:08 (seven years ago)
Definitely asexual though.
― pomenitul, Monday, 28 January 2019 16:09 (seven years ago)
Michael Jackson was probably the biggest celebrity of our lifetime!
can't really argue with this. he was like the Beatles if they fucked little kids and only had about one album's worth of classic material
― Οὖτις, Monday, 28 January 2019 16:13 (seven years ago)
My experiences were similar to others here born in the early '70s, though I never heard of that pledge of allegiance variant until just now. I also didn't know about the "Mony Mony" chant until maybe 4-5 years ago.
I didn't seriously get into MJ's work until my late teens. I heard Thriller in full for the first time the same week I first heard John Coltrane's "Live" At The Village Vanguard and Cheap Trick's debut. That was a good week (though I was already intimately familiar with 7 of the album's 9 songs, inescapable as they were in '82-'84). I never liked Bad much, and Quincy needed MJ far more than MJ needed Quincy, as Destiny, Triumph, and MJ's home demos make abundantly clear.
I went back and forth on his innocence/guilt at the time, probably steered too much by an Ishmael Reed column which seemed to lay out a convincing case for his innocence...but then, Reed also repeatedly called Anita Hill a liar, so I should've known better than to take him seriously on MJ.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 28 January 2019 16:18 (seven years ago)
Reed has some p odd opinions (altho I love a bunch of his books)
― Οὖτις, Monday, 28 January 2019 16:19 (seven years ago)
Mumbo Jumbo and The Last Days of Louisiana Red are absolutely all-time for me, but...yeah, he's fucked up on some things.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 28 January 2019 16:21 (seven years ago)
yeah those two are incredible
― Οὖτις, Monday, 28 January 2019 16:22 (seven years ago)
Reed is both a crank and a treasure it’s true
― gray say nah to me (wins), Monday, 28 January 2019 16:46 (seven years ago)
― frogbs, Monday, January 28, 2019 6:55 AM (two hours ago)
ooh damn! that's a good one!
Another one I remember: "Why did Michael Jackson get a speeding ticket on the way to Sears? Because there was a huge sale: boys pants, half off"
― sarahell, Monday, 28 January 2019 17:26 (seven years ago)
Michael Jackson was probably the biggest celebrity of our lifetime!can't really argue with this. he was like the Beatles if they fucked little kids and only had about one album's worth of classic material― Οὖτις, Monday, 28 January 2019 16:13 (one hour ago) Permalink
off the wall and thriller, my dude.
― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 28 January 2019 17:30 (seven years ago)
the common thread might be that reed is kind of an old-school misogynist, no? or at least sexist.
― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 28 January 2019 17:31 (seven years ago)
how do we know the Beatles didn't fuck little kids -- i mean, there were 4 of them, coulda done more damage
― sarahell, Monday, 28 January 2019 17:31 (seven years ago)
this is a weird line of discussion i have to say.
― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 28 January 2019 17:33 (seven years ago)
first song on the first Beatles album is about that, iirc
― frogbs, Monday, 28 January 2019 17:34 (seven years ago)
xp - i applaud this exciting new line of discussion
― sarahell, Monday, 28 January 2019 17:35 (seven years ago)
one thing that is interesting is how people reluctant to give Michael his due (often for very meritorious reasons) are quick to credit quincy jones w/ the sleek power of his best records. but for all QJ's talents, if you look at what he was working on in the late 1970s and through the 1980s, pretty much none of it is anywhere near as memorable as his work w/ MJ. a late period Lena Horne record? Patti Austin? some of the more mediocre Rufus and Donna Summer LPs? the only classic among QJ's productions of that era, other than MJ, is George Benson's "Give Me the Night" (single, not full LP). so whatever MJ brought to the table and/or brought out in QJ is immense. it doesn't hurt that they probably had songwriters lining up to place their best songs w/ MJ.
anyway.
― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 28 January 2019 17:37 (seven years ago)
QJ's best album is a Sinatra record imo
― Οὖτις, Monday, 28 January 2019 17:38 (seven years ago)
https://pitchfork.com/news/michael-jackson-estate-denounces-ILX-rehashing-Michael-Jackson-jokes/
― nickn, Monday, 28 January 2019 17:38 (seven years ago)
yeah strip out the crap from those records and there's one really good one
the worthiness of mj's catalog seems beside the fucking point
― jolene club remix (BradNelson), Monday, 28 January 2019 17:39 (seven years ago)
i mean, the "point" is whatever we feel like talking about here, no?
speaking of which: i'm not sure what QJ's reputation ca. 1978 was, but i get the sense that he was already considered slightly washed up or at least not on his top game. his Aretha LP, for instance, which is actually pretty damn good, didn't get great reviews IIRC. so MJ did at least as much for his standing and reputation as vice-versa.
― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 28 January 2019 17:40 (seven years ago)
i mean, the "point" is whatever we feel like talking about here, no
ok sure
― jolene club remix (BradNelson), Monday, 28 January 2019 17:41 (seven years ago)
NB i have a reflex that whenever i hear the words "Quincy Jones" i hear "in the heeeeeaaaatttt of the night" in my head.
― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 28 January 2019 17:41 (seven years ago)
let's focus on our highest priority people, updating this thread: The Tragedie of Michael Jackson, King of Pop
― Οὖτις, Monday, 28 January 2019 17:42 (seven years ago)
can i just say that i hate qualitative denunciations of artists when coupled with allegations of sexual abuse especially of minors, i.e. "i knew this person was bad all along, also their music has been bad!!!!"
― jolene club remix (BradNelson), Monday, 28 January 2019 17:43 (seven years ago)
cosign
― pomenitul, Monday, 28 January 2019 17:43 (seven years ago)
i also hate child rape jokes though so this thread is not for me lol
I knew Carlo Gesualdo was an entitled murderous Venosan nobleman all along! His music suxxx!
― pomenitul, Monday, 28 January 2019 17:47 (seven years ago)
going to go out on a limb here and lay out my controversial opinion that MJ was a very talented musician and also a child abuser.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 28 January 2019 17:48 (seven years ago)
― gray say nah to me (wins), Monday, 28 January 2019 17:48 (seven years ago)
I checked out Quincy's production discography last night when he got brought up on this thread and was pretty baffled. Before that, the only things I associated him with were MJ, We Are the World, that last Miles Davis concert, and the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. I had just presumed that in between MJ records he was doing a bunch of other funk/soul/pop.
― peace, man, Monday, 28 January 2019 17:51 (seven years ago)
happy to separate the two if you like, both are true imo
― Οὖτις, Monday, 28 January 2019 17:53 (seven years ago)
you know it iirc
― sarahell, Monday, 28 January 2019 17:54 (seven years ago)
lol
― gray say nah to me (wins), Monday, 28 January 2019 17:54 (seven years ago)
you listen to father john misty xxp
― (ADVANCE) (320k vbr) (--V2) (aps) (diVX) (2CD) OST - SB (2019) (esby), Monday, 28 January 2019 17:54 (seven years ago)